WWE JWW Event – March 3rd, 2022 (3 nights before Fight Club: Roadblock)
LIVE from JWW Arena
JWW Commentators:
Glynda (RWBY) FACE
Abnes (Neptunia) HEEL
WWE Commentators:
Percival Gaynes (OC) FACE
Miranda Maynard (OC) HEEL
REMINDER: WrestleMania 38 – Special Two-Night Event – LIVE from Dallas, TX
In 30 Days
Champions Showcase
Peter Giese (OC), Cinder Fall (RWBY), Cy Tokakushi (MNG), Mizuki Takase (Comic Party)
(Glynda): We're back live, and Sheea and Megu-nee are in the ring, with this special Champions Showcase!
The crowd cheered, as Megu-nee said, "Ladies and gentlemen, WrestleMania and Celestia Arena is right around the corner, and to commemorate the collaboration of WWE and JWW, we'd like to get to know your World Heavyweight Champions. First, we have the JWW Universal Champion, Cinder!"
(Glynda): Cinder, the JWW Universal Champion! She meets Makie Sasaki at Celestia Arena 32, for the gold!
(Abnes): Nothing to lose, since she's fighting Failure Girl.
(Glynda): Makie's biggest challenge – this woman. The leader of The Maidens!
Cinder walks to the ring, alone, wearing her red attire, holding her championship belt. She entered the ring, as Megu-nee continued, "And… the JWW Champion, Cy!"
(Glynda): The little android, Cy! The JWW Champion! And popular star in this league! Former WWE Universal Champion, member of the Androids Stable…
(Abnes): And sacrificial lamb for Bell Reigns, at CA32. Her title on the line.
(Glynda): Cy's all heart.
Fans cheered wildly, as Cy appeared, wearing the JWW Championship around her waist. She dashed into the ring, as Megu-nee continued, "And they're not alone. Please welcome, at this time, accompanied by his manager, Paul Heyman, the WWE Universal Champion, Peter Giese!"
"Judas" plays, as Peter walked down the ring, accompanied by Paul Heyman, who is holding his blue championship belt. The crowd sang along, as they entered the ring.
(Glynda): The big man… alongside his council and spokesperson, Paul Heyman, the leader of the Inner Kingdom. And the fans in JWW are not delighted.
(Abnes): Some are. They're still singing Judas.
The fans finished, as Peter raised the belt high, as the crowd was booing him.
(Glynda): Well, we know the story behind Peter Giese, the newly-christened Demigod. Day 427 as Universal Champion, heading to WrestleMania.
(Abnes): JWW is not giving him a welcome… and he didn't care.
Sheea said, "And with that said, the floor is theirs."
"Wait, Sheea… There's one more champion–."
"No need. Three champions are good enough. And I know–."
The fans chant "Suplex City", as Sheea continued, "If you're going to want Mizuki Takase, forget it! Not in my ring!" The fans boo, and she continued, "And I know that this may end in chaos. But it won't." Sheea chuckled, "Now, step aside, Megu-nee. Cinder, you may go first."
(Glynda): Sheea, asserting to power. She's not even our boss!
(Abnes): Not yet. Wait until Celestia Arena 32.
Cinder was given the mic from Sheea and prepared to speak. But Heyman took the mic from her, immediately, as the fans made a mixed reaction.
(Abnes): Well, that's rude.
"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman!" He called out, "And I am the special spokesman for The Inner Kingdom, as well as the NEW Special Council to the Legend Himself, the King of Sports-Entertainment, the man, the myth, the legend, the END-ALL BE-ALL, Mr. 400-plus,the Universal Champion, The Demigod, Peter Giese!" The JWW fans booed, as he continued, "And with all due respect, Miss Sakura… You see, here, WWE here is considered the Away Team, meaning… in baseball… The visitors go first. And this man, whom JWW has considered a god, a devil, and a saint, combined, this man is the reason why JWW exists in the first place! Because of people like Mizuki Takase… People like D-Mob… people like Farra Stevens… and even people like Cinder Fall… should know when to acknowledge THE Demigod! More than a legend… less than a king… MORE than a man… LESS than a god… And ladies… He has the moment in the sun, first. Cinder, Cy, you have met the Demigod of ALL Professional Wrestling. YOUR god! MY King! The TRUE Head of the Table! THE BE-ALL, END-ALL, 427 days as YOUR UNDISPUTED UNIVERSAL CHAMPION, MR. WRESTLEMANIA, THE LEGEND HIMSELF, THE DEMIGOD, PETER GIESE!"
(Abnes): He's called Mr. 400, for a reason.
He gave the mic to Peter and said, "JWW!" The fans cheered, as he called, "Hail to the king, baby!" They gave a mixed reaction, as Cinder stepped forward, and was given another mic. She said to him, "All I see… is a martyr." The fans booed her, as she said, "What I see, is a man that entered through the Forbidden Door, and demolished the top dog in our company! Ever since you gave out a challenge to Bell, and won… JWW has already turned on you. And more fitting, you represent hope, let alone you now represent everything… you fought against."
Peter said, "I'm sorry… But who here is the current longest reigning champion here?" He raised his hand, as Peter smirked, "You talk big, Cinder. So, you better step back, before you end up like Bell. You are a Universal Champion, but… there's only one… The One!" he raised his finger high, as Heyman raised the belt behind him.
Cy stepped in and said, "No-no-no-no. Cinder… No… That's what he wants. I know this man, vewy well."
Cinder asked, "Oh, really? You're the Face of JWW, yet this man beat you for that title!"
Cy said, "But I have beaten him, more dimes den he can count duh days! I bwoke him, but he hides behind a posse!"
"Tough talk… for an android!" Peter chuckled.
Cy said to Peter, "Yew juss wun't go away, do yew? Yew dun't geddit! Ever since you won the Universal Title, you changed! You wepwesent hope… now you juss became a blowhard."
(Abnes): Tough words.
Peter said, "Look, I already proved to you that I'm the best… and our time has ended. So, unless you wanna become spare parts, back off."
The fans booed, as Cy said, "No…" She stated, "Even if I hafta beat yew, in JWW, which I can, since I pwoved it, back in 2020, back when I won THAT title!" Cy was furious, "Yew said, if anyone beads yew, yer famous! Well, thwee times! THWEE TIMES! I beaten yew!"
Peter barked, "Why not four? You can't… because I've already beaten you! TWICE! And that's all I need. You got a problem? Talk to Lara Gonzalez…"
(Glynda): He's talking about what happened in January. And then in the Royal Rumble, Peter Giese aligned with Paul Heyman.
(Abnes): No, he saved Heyman! I told you a couple times.
Cinder called, "You wanna talk about beaten down? I have Makie Sasaki, a so-called underdog. Cy's an underdog, but she won't last against Bell Reigns. I was thinking, afterwards… after Celestia Arena, I can have fun with you… provided you keep that title."
Cinder stared down, but then music hit. It was Bell Reigns, with Croire.
(Glynda): Oh! Now we have company!
(Abnes): The Head of the Table! Bell Reigns! AND NO! Not a false prophet, like what Heyman says! THIS! She is a REAL Head of the Table!
(Glynda): The leader of PXGZ! And accompanied by Croire!
Croire got the mic and said, as they were heading to the ring, "Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Croire, and I am the special council to THE Head of the Table, NOT Roman, NOT Lara, but this woman, the soon-to-be next JWW Champion, the Android Demolisher, Bell Reigns!"
They entered the ring, as Bell took the mic from Cy. She called, "JWW!" She concluded, "Acknowledge me." The fans cheered on. As they chanted "Bell! Bell! Bell! Bell!" Peter joked, "Last time you said that, your ass got beat." The fans booed.
Heyman said, "Excuse me? Who is this?" Croire smiled, "Mr. Heyman, an honor to meet the visionary that brought you a champion, a man that revolutionized the heart and soul of pro wrestling! A man who managed greats, like Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle, Paul Wight, Roman Reigns, Rob Van Dam, Rick Rude, Steve Austin, and many others! I wanna take my hand… present it to you… AND SLAP YOUR DOUBLE CHINS OFF YOUR FAT FACE!" The fans cheered, as Heyman stated, "Wait… Wait a minute… Do you know who I am? I am Paul Heyman! You're just a Paul Heyman knock-off! I'm the former advocate to the Beast! I am the former Wiseman to the Tribal Joke, Lara Gonzalez! I am the Special Council to the ORIGINAL Head of the Table – my Tribal Chief – Roman Reigns! (Still worship him, my tribal chief…) And now, I'm the man… the Wiseman… that is given the hand of a savior, the hand of hope, the hand of acknowledgement, THE undisputed Champion of the Universe, the end-all be-all, the Demigod, Peter Giese. Why would you disrespect me, after all you–?"
Bell said to Heyman, "Why don't you shut your damn mouth, before I break it off!" She continued, "Undisputed Champion, he's not… but he's right. End-all, be-all… And I'll prove that to Cy, at Celestia Arena 36."
Cinder called, "Champion of the Universe, huh? Well…" Cinder said to Bell, "You had your chance… So, once Celestia Arena is done, step aside. I'll challenge him. YOU, since you have the android, YOU will be sitting in the stands, contemplating over what you failed to do. You let JWW down…"
Bell said, "I didn't let JWW down. I did my best… but I have bigger worries. But as long as I'm here, I'm going to give a little lesson to you, Champ! And as for Cy, come Celestia Arena, when I'm done turning you into metal compost…" He turned to Peter, "Your ass is mine! And this time, I'm making sure you stay down, old man!"
(Glynda): Oh, Bell hasn't forgotten Wrestle Kingdom.
The fans go wild, as Megu-nee called, "Alright, ladies, and gentlemen, please… Let's have no chaos tonight. Just calm down–."
Cinder yelled, "SHUT UP, MEGU-NEE!" The fans booed, as Megu-nee stepped back. She said to Bell, "He may be a champion, but he's a braggart! And he's mine, after I successfully retain my Universal Championship. And only then, we prove who the real Champion of the Universe is."
Bell barked, "You're just gonna have to wait! You face Makie, I face Cy… But, huuh… Chances are… You're gonna choke to a Failure!"
Megu-nee pleaded, "Okay, okay! No violence, please… We're just–." Cinder and Bell glared at each other, and then music hits. It was the tune of "Wild Thing" (AEW version).
(Glynda): Ohhhhh! This gets interesting!
A blonde woman with blue hair on her left side, wearing a black jacket and blue attire, appeared from the crowd.
(Crowd): WILD THING!
(song): You make my heart sing!
You make EVERY-thing
Groovy… Ohh
(Crowd): WILD THING!
(Glynda): Wrestling royalty at its finest! Legend, champion, underdog… Farra Stevens of WWE is here!
(Abnes): Sheea padlocked the Forbidden Door on this promo, but Farra Stevens just broke the door down!
Farra leapt over the barricade and went to the ringside area. She then pointed at Peter and nodded with a smirk.
(Glynda): Winner of the 2022 WWE Royal Rumble! Farra Stevens, the legendary high-flier! And yeah, a rival to the Legend Himself! Giese and Stevens meet at WrestleMania, for the very last time, for the Universal Title, at Arlington! The Final Chapter of their near-30-year feud.
(Abnes): And by far, the most-storied rivalry in all of this sport. Stevens meets Takase, this Sunday, also.
(Glynda): The Premium Live Event, and a chance to battle her best friend and rival, in a winner take all match.
Farra enters the ring, as the second stanza to "Wild Thing" plays, while the crowd sings along. Farra brought her own mic and cut the music.
Farra said to Cinder, "Don't you try." The fans cheered, as she said to Cy, "Hi."
Cy waved, as Farra continued, "I have no problems with Cy, but if anyone gets to Peter Giese, first… goes through me! I won the Royal Rumble, and I earned a shot at that man! A promise kept, and a promise made!" She said to Cinder, "You got a problem? Because you do now. I don't like you!" She turned to Sheea, "or YOU…" She turned to Bell, "Or YOU!" She turned to Peter and said, "And especially YOU!" The fans reacted in a loud cheer. Sheea spoke, as Farra barked, before she could utter a word, "SHUT UP! I AIN'T FINISHED!" The crowd cheered, as Farra said to him, "You know what is eating inside you? You act as though you are invincible… deep down, you're just scared. At WrestleMania, however, you and I… We have unfinished business." He nodded, and she said, "One final chapter. One promise. And one title. But by Fight Club, this Sunday… it'll be TWO! And yes, when I'm done with you… No one is gonna challenge a piece of shit like you! Nor anyone is going to welcome you, for the bastard that you are! EVER SINCE you sided with Heyman, I don't even know you, anymore! You became this self-righteous evil man that vows to destroy the poison that is Paul Heyman, when it turns out, he was just your mustard gas… to every superstar you've beaten!
At Fight Club, when I win the WWE Championship, and become a 12-time champion, then we'll truly have our final battle! And at WrestleMania, I'm going to make sure… the final page says it all – THE NEW Undisputed WWE Champion of the World… of the Universe… Farra Stevens!" She turned to Bell and said, "And you… You lost, but you want another shot. When I win, if I win… Then ladies… He's all yours… or what's left of him."
Peter held the mic and hissed, "You little…" He barked, "You don't get it, blondie… No matter where I go, I'm champion! But I haven't forgotten… 23 years ago, we fought at WrestleMania, and this year's WrestleMania, I won't make the same mistake again!"
(Glynda): WrestleMania 15. These two met before.
(Abnes): Farra won that match.
Bell interrupted him and said to her, "Who the hell do you think you are? This is MY RING! MY Ring! MY ISLAND! NO ONE ELSE'S! NOT EVEN HIS! And when I'm done with the android, I'm not coming after his ass… I'm after your ass, you bitch! And only then, you listen up! When I win, each and every one of you… everyone in this arena, everyone watching at home… will acknowledge me!"
Cinder smirked, "Funny… Is this JWW, or the League of Arrogant Has-Beens?"
Bell, Peter, & Farra dropped their mics, as they were insulted by the words from Cinder. Heyman, Croire, Sheea, and Megu-nee stepped out of the ring, slowly.
(Abnes): Uh-oh…
(Glynda): Cinder with the last word, and the time for talk is over.
Farra approached Cinder and glared at her. She turns to Bell, but is hit with a Superman Punch. Cy hopped onto Cinder, and Peter escaped out of the ring.
(Glynda): SUPERMAN PUNCH! And we got a brawl!
Peter and Heyman watch on, as Cinder was beating down on Cy, and Bell and Farra exchange punches. Peter laughs. He had Heyman hold his belt, as he smirked. Bell roared at him, beckoning him to come, but Farra landed a huge lariat to the head. Cinder throws the android down, and Bell counters Farra's attack with a spear. Bell and Cinder stare down, as Peter leaves with Heyman.
Suddenly, Mizuki Takase's music plays, and she appears, wearing the WWE Championship. Mizuki chased after Peter, but Peter ran back to the ring, only to be caught with a Spear by Bell.
(Abnes): WHAT?
(Glynda): And the hits keep coming! Mizuki Takase, the WWE Champion! Peter retreats back to the ring!
(Peter is hit by the Spear)
(Abnes): SPEAR! GOOD! I HOPE THAT HURTS!
(Glynda): Bell, on two legs, spears the Demigod!
The fans went wild, as Peter rolled out of the ring, in pain. Mizuki jumped in and grabbed Bell from behind, hitting her with a German Suplex. Cinder turned to Mizuki, and cried, "OH, SHIT!" She ducked a clothesline, and Mizuki gave Cinder a German Suplex, as well. Farra emerged, but was caught with Mizuki's Belly-to-Belly. Mizuki roared, as the crowd went wild.
(Glynda): AND MIZUKI! TO BELL! GERMAN SUPLEX!
(Abnes): Mizuki is taking Bell, AND Cinder… TO SUPLEX CITY!
(Glynda): No one does it better!
Mizuki lifted Cy up and landed an F-5 onto Cy. Cinder emerged and Mizuki gave her an F-5. Bell was lifted up, as well, and she too fell victim to the F-5.
(Abnes): NONO, CY!
(Glynda): F-5 TO CY! THE ANDROID IS DOWN! THIS IS ABSOLUTE CARNAGE! AGAIN! AND NOW BELL! F-5! And Mizuki Takase, the WWE Champion! THE BEAST HAS BEEN UNLEASHED!
Peter watched on in shock, as Mizuki raised the title high. Sheea entered the ring, infuriated. She yelled, "YOU! YOU RUINED IT!" she yelled, "YOU RUINED IT, DAMMIT!"
(Abnes): Sheea's not too happy!
Mizuki grinned at her, as Sheea barked, "Megu-nee said… NO chaos, and you did that! YOU'RE NO CHAMP! Akame is! Cinder is! And Bell is! YOU'RE NOBODY!" She jabbed her finger at her.
(Abnes): Put that finger down, Sheea…
Sheea yelled, "I'M THE BOSS OF JWW! I RUN THIS PLACE!"
SLAP!
"YOU GOT THAT?" Sheea slapped Mizuki.
(Glynda): OH NO!
Mizuki lifted Sheea up, as the crowd cheered. She landed the F-5 on Sheea, and the crowd cheered.
(Abnes): NONONONO! NOT SHEEA!
(Glynda): F-5! ON SHEEA!
Mizuki stared down at Peter, who was leaving with Heyman, down the ramp, to the exit. Her theme played, as everyone was down, and only Mizuki was left standing. Megu-nee was shocked, as she called security and officials to tend to the injured.
(Glynda): Bodies everywhere! And ONE champion stands tall! The Beast!
(Abnes): Someone oughta sign her to JWW (just don't tell Sheea)! She's a wrecking ball!
(Glynda): No, thank you! Mizuki Takase is a one-woman beast incarnate! And she has Peter Giese, or anybody else, in her crosshairs! The JWW Arena is on their feet! The Beast is unleashed!
Mizuki leaves with the WWE Title. And with a chuckle, she leaves to the exit, as the fans cheered on for the WWE Champion.
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(Interviewer): Chaos everywhere, as The Authority's Sheea got her just dessert, courtesy of the Beast, Mizuki Takase. We're moments away from our tag team title match. Joining me now, the JWW Tag Team Champions, Saki & Takae.
They appeared, as Takae said, "Hello."
The interviewer said, "Just moments away, you are to defend against Setsuna & Konoka for the tag team titles. How do you plan on beating them?"
Saki replied, "Just that my dear Takae and I will show these greenhorns a little lesson… in humility. Setsuna & Konoka may call themselves the Bloodline… but at the end of the night, blood will be spilled."
Takae nodded, "Yes… Tonight, we show them that they are still green in this company. Yes, their career is well-known and talked about – seven-time tag team champions – but in JWW, they will learn how to deal…"
Saki added, "And once we're done with these greenhorns, we take care of Zazie and Mana, at Celestia Arena 32." She mocked The Bloodline, "Because WE… not those two… are The Ones!" Saki & Takae held their index fingers up and Takae grinned, "See you in the ring."
They walked off, as the interviewer said, "Percival, Miranda, back to you."
MATCH: Ayame Kajou (JWW) vs. Vincent Payne (OC)
Ayame Kajou enters the ring, as she is shaken.
(Percival): Well, that's moments away, but right now, we have a huge open challenge.
(Announcer): This contest is set for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit. Currently in the ring, Ayame Kajou!
Fans cheered, as Kajou was shaken.
(PA): I'M A MACHINE!
*music plays*
Vincent Payne walked down the ramp, from the Heel Tunnel, and slowly marched to the ring.
(Announcer): Her opponent, from Brisbane, Australia… weighing 400lbs, and standing 7'2" tall… BIG Vincent Payne!
(Percival): And a hush in the JWW Universe, as the monstrous, colossus, Vincent Payne… enters the ring! The first-ever Australian-born world champion, Grand Slam Winner, United States, Intercontinental, and Tag Team Champion… and then man who put Subaru Freakin' Mikage on the shelf for nearly a year.
(Miranda): And if I were Ayame Kajou, I make one super invincible plan – Run!
(Percival): And that's the only thing Ayame Kajou can do. She bit off more than she could chew, earlier tonight.
Vincent enters the ring, as Ayame is shaken. JWW Official Cynthia was in the ring, and she rang the bell.
Vincent approached Ayame, and she started the fight. She punched and kicked at the giant, but he was immune to his strength. He grabbed her by the neck and shook his head. He tossed her to the ropes and caught her with a shoulder tackle. He then lifted her up and slammed her down with a Double Handed Chokeslam. Vincent stares down at Ayame's body. He signals the finish.
Cynthia pleaded with him to stop, but he glared at her. He lifts Ayame up in a suplex. And then drilled her with a modified Falcon Arrow.
(Percival): And DRILL CLAW! Big Vincent with the Drill Claw!
(Miranda): Merciful… That's brutal…
Vincent put his foot on Kajou, and crossed his arms. Cynthia counted the pin, and the bell rings.
(Cynthia): 1! 2! 3! It's over! Get off!
He lifted his foot off and he nodded to the crowd. Fans booed, as the giant roared, "WOOOOOO!"
(Announcer): The winner of the match, BIG Vincent Payne!
(Percival): One foot on the carcass of Ayame Kajou, and it's over.
(Miranda): Ayame Kajou loves to make lewd references… but let's see if we can scrape her off the ring, like roadkill.
Ayame was being carried away by paramedics, as Vincent Payne left the ring, satisfied.
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Sheea was backstage, as she was in pain. Rii said, "Miss Sheea, I'm so sorry that this happened."
"No… It's fine…" Sheea said, "That bitch…"
Rii stated, "I got Mizuki Takase escorted out of the arena. And I want no more chaos. Cy, Cinder, Farra, and Bell are all being treated, and Peter Giese returns to his locker room."
Sheea snarled, "Not enough… Fight Club, you cancel that match. I'm heading to Fight Club, and I'm bringing in the police! I WANT THAT BITCH OF A BEAST ARRESTED FOR ASSAULT, AND I WANT IT DONE NOW!"
Rii Walker cried, "YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT!" She pleaded, "Look, I'm going to invite you over, next Thursday night, and I will have Mizuki Takase apologize for her actions. Deal? Just drop whatever it is you're doing, okay?" She paused and said, "But… One more thing… Megu-nee told me, after you were beaten up… You got what you deserved."
Sheea moaned, as Rii walked off. Sheea was upset, "Just you wait, Megu-nee…"
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(Glynda): Sheea got what was coming to her, but up next… JWW Tag Team Titles are on the line! Saki & Takae vs. The Bloodline – NEXT!
WWE Promo
(A woman sits in her table, holding a tarot card)
I see my prey… on the horizon. The weak weaken the herd…
(A montage of her destruction is shown)
Unaware of the patient predator… I cannot be contained much longer, for I have so many trophies to collect…
She placed her tarot card down, showing the card of "The Devil".
The time for the hunt… is soon…
Chikage
Coming to RAW, soon
NOTE: Sister Princess's Chikage is my WWE's Veer.
To be continued…
EXTRA – Digital Exclusive
(Rena is with Ebisuzawa & Akari)
(Rena): Fame… Ravine… Pyra… Mythra… You four got lucky, knowing that our boss, Kandy Potter, has plans to bring the dynasty back, at WrestleMania. But at Celestia Arena, girls… it didn't have to be this way. We never meant to harm you. We have no qualms against you, even here in JWW. Pyra, Mythra, we allow that win… only to be shown in penance. We have no problems with you… until now.
We didn't want to do it, to Fame… but it had to be done. Kandy Potter… She's the real Queen of Women's Wrestling. Her words, last week… cut deep to the hearts of the Women's Division. She started as a nobody… and became a star. Think about me… and Kurumi… and Akari… Think about us… When you are focused and ready… we'll be waiting.
(Akari approaches the camera, as Ebisuzawa hold up her shovel)
(Akari): Here in JWW, I am Akari Hanao… but in WWE, I am known as Mari Hammer!
WrestleMania is stage one of our plan to recapture and rebuild the dynasty, and bring in all the gold in our brand. And as far as Cinder Fall is concerned, she tries to intervene with our dynasty, we will make sure… she never leaves JWW or Celestia Arena alive.
Because WE are Inner Kingdom… and we are… The Ones.
Und als Die Einen... Die Matte ist… heilig."
(Rena smirks)
