WWE JWW Event – March 3rd, 2022 (3 nights before Fight Club: Roadblock)
LIVE from JWW Arena
JWW Commentators:
Glynda (RWBY) FACE
Abnes (Neptunia) HEEL
WWE Commentators:
Percival Gaynes (OC) FACE
Miranda Maynard (OC) HEEL
Match: Saki & Takae (Samurai Girls) vs. Setsuna & Konoka (Negima)
(Announcer): This contest is scheduled for one fall with a 60-minute time limit… is for the JWW Tag Team Championship!
Saki & Takae enter from the Face Tunnel, as the fans cheer on.
(Percival): And the tag team titles are on the line, in this epic dream match! Saki Mimori and Takae Tachibana, two lovers, two champions!
(Miranda): These ladies are what made the Tag Team Division in the JWW so worthwhile!
(Percival): And at Celestia Arena, they have a chance against Mana & Zazie, for the gold. That is… if they get through The Bloodline.
Meanwhile… backstage…
Asuna was waiting for Setsuna and Konoka. They appeared, and they hugged.
"Good to see you again." Asuna smiled.
Konoka said, "Yeah, uce. Long time, no see. We missed you, since you left us."
"Hey, listen… I mean, friendships aside, it is great you're going after the tag champs and all… but just be careful out there. These girls are pros."
Konoka laughed, "Nah, we ain't doing that."
Setsuna said, "Tell 'em, uce! They don't know it, but they're facing the 7-time! SEVEN! TIME! Tag Team Champions, and the best damn tag team in the world, uce!"
"You tell 'em, uce."
"Which is why, we're going to show these bladed beauties… Why WE! ARE! The ones!"
They raised their fingers up, as their theme played. After a shared hug to Asuna, Setsuna & Konoka left, and then entered from the Heel Tunnel.
(Miranda): What a reunion from Asuna, Setsuna, & Konoka. Fitting that these two are going after the unholy gold!
(Percival): For the first time ever in JWW soil, Setsuna & Konoka, The Bloodline, make their appearance in a JWW Ring! 7-time tag team champions, current SmackDown Tag Team Champions, and members of the Inner Kingdom!
(Miranda): The continuing plans of constructing the Dynasty! And it starts with the Tag Team Titles in JWW!
Setsuna & Konoka stare down against Saki & Takae. The announcer was in the middle, as she called the introductions.
(Announcer): Introducing first, the challengers… representing The Inner Kingdom, they are the SmackDown Tag Team Champions, Setsuna & Konoka!
(Fans give a mixed reaction)
(Announcer): And their opponents… They are the JWW Tag Team Champions, Saki Mimori and Takae Tachibana!
The fans cheered, as Saki & Takae represented the home team (JWW) in this title match. Ms. Keane raised the belts high, as the match was about to begin. Setsuna and Saki will start off the match. Saki and Setsuna grab in a clench. Setsuna pushes Saki back to the ropes, and she launched Saki to the ropes. Setsuna leapt over her, and Saki landed a kick to Setsuna. She stumbled down, and landed on one knee. Saki grabbed Setsuna, but Setsuna landed chops onto her head, and then ran to the ropes and Spinning Attack. Saki goes down, and then into the corner. Setsuna called out, "UCE!"
The crowd goes "OHH!" Setsuna landed a running senton onto Saki. Saki was dragged into the corner, and Setsuna tags in Konoka. Konoka leaps over the ropes and starts assaulting Saki. Konoka lifted her up, but Saki leapt over her shoulders and landed a swift German Suplex. This holds on for the pin, but Konoka kicks out. Konoka rolled over and hit a clothesline to Saki. Konoka rallied the audience, as Saki tags in Takae.
(Percival): Challengers in complete control. And Takae tags in. Again, tomorrow night on SmackDown, Setsuna & Konoka defend their titles, against Gundham and Nekomaru, a match that was supposed to happen at Elimination Chamber, but the match never started, due to the attack.
(Miranda): Well, I hope the Raiders are watching backstage.
Konoka and Takae stared down, as Konoka talked trash at her. Takae lands a swift right to her. And Konoka landed a right of her own. They exchanged punches, and Takae Irish Whipped her to the corner. Takae caught her with a belly-to-belly suplex. Konoka landed on her feet, and landed a clothesline to Takae. She posed, and raised her finger up. The fans booed, as they were rallying Saki & Takae. Konoka rallied herself, and delivered a running dropkick to Takae. Konoka called to the crowd, but Takae landed a swift kick to the chest. She delivered a huge suplex to her, and then climbed the middle rope. She dropped a Fist Drop to the back. She covered Konoka, but Setsuna broke off the pin. She tagged in her partner, and both girls attacked Takae. Setsuna flipped her down, but Takae landed on her leg. Takae grabbed her and slammed her down. Konoka landed a dropkick to her, and Setsuna rolled her up, grabbing the tights. Ms. Keane counted, but Takae kicked out.
Takae shoved Setsuna down and landed a huge uranage to her. Setsuna is down, but not out. Saki tags in, and flies off the top rope with a Body Splash. Saki pins Setsuna, but Konoka saves the match. Setsuna got up and landed an arsenal of chops and punches. She threw Saki to the corner, and tags in Konoka. Setsuna holds Saki down in the corner, hitting her stomach. Konoka runs to the corner and hits Takae with a punch. She called out to the fans, and ran towards Saki, performing a Splash onto Saki, over Setsuna.
Konoka and Setsuna cheered on, as Saki was outside the ring.
(Percival): Setsuna & Konoka, in complete control!
(Miranda): We might have new champions!
(Percival): Titles on the line, and the challengers…
(Miranda): Hold on! They're about to go USO Crazy!
Setsuna and Konoka ran to the ropes and went to Saki & Takae, performing Twin Suicide Dives.
(Percival): TOPE SUICIDA!
Don't miss a second in our picture-in-picture break! The JWW Titles are on the line! Setsuna and Konoka are close to winning this dream match!
Action during the commercial break…
Setsuna and Saki are back in the ring, as Saki attacked Setsuna with an arsenal of kicks. Saki leapt over Setsuna, hitting a hurricanrana, putting her down. Saki grabbed her by the legs and locked in a leg lock. Setsuna rolled out of the lock, and hit a dropkick to Saki. She grabbed her by the arm, and then hit a knee to the chest. She swept her off her feet and hit a leg drop. Konoka was tagged in, and she hit Saki with a Springboard Senton. Konoka pins her, but a kick out at 2. Konoka grabbed her head with a sleeper hold, and Saki tried to break out. Konoka was able to pass her out, but Saki was on one leg. She hit Konoka in the waist. She ran to the ropes and bounced off the ropes. Konoka held on and hit a bulldog to the floor. Konoka posed, raising her finger up, and lifted Saki up. But Saki kicked her off, and then tags in Takae, the powerhouse of the duo. Konoka hits her in the knees, and then brushes away her strikes. Takae grabbed her by the waist and slammed her with a Michinoku Driver. Takae pins her, but Konoka kicks out. Konoka rolled out of the way, and Takae ran to the corner, only to get hit with an elbow. Konoka tags Setsuna in, and Konoka lifted Takae up hitting a Samoan Drop. Setsuna leapt off the top rope and hit a Diving Headbutt. Setsuna pins Takae, but Saki break up the pin fall.
Saki & Takae brawled with Setsuna & Konoka, and they were outside the ring.
Konoka ran back in, while Takae was outside, pulling her legs to the post. She hit the post, and Konoka's left leg hurt. Takae got back in and proceeded to stretch her with a Full Nelson seated.
(Percival): We're back live in JWW, and the Tag Team Titles are on the line. Saki & Takae, back in control, against Setsuna & Konoka, who dominated during the break.
Takae slammed Konoka into the corner. She landed a swift barrage of punches. Keane counted to 5, but Takae stopped at 4. She charged at Konoka, who was slammed with a shoulder tackle. Takae whipped her to Saki, and tags her in. Takae landed a slam, and Saki leapt off the ropes, hitting a Diving Elbow to the chest. Saki pins her, but Konoka breaks out.
Takae called her to finish her, and Saki went to the ropes. She climbed up the top rope, but Setsuna interfered and shoved her legs off, landing on the post. Konoka ran to the corner and did a Superplex off the top rope. Both girls were down, as the fans chanted and clapped "This is Awesome!". Konoka and Saki crawl to the corners, tagging in their partners. Takae tags in, likewise Setsuna. Setsuna is bombarded with a barrage of punches. Konoka intervened, but Takae shoved her down. She then lands a huge Double Clothesline to the team.
(Percival): Takae jumps in, and the champs are in complete control!
(Miranda): No one can stop the power of Tachibana! Takae unloading on Setsuna & Konoka!
(Percival): Not a good night for The Inner Kingdom!
Takae prepares a powerbomb on Setsuna, and landed the powerbomb onto the mat. Saki climbed up, but Konoka appeared, hitting a superkick to Takae.
(Percival): SUPERKICK! Konoka arrived, a Super Kick!
Konoka hits a Superkick to Saki, who dove off the rope. Setsuna got up and superkicked Saki out of the ring. They turned to Takae, and they hit a Superkick at Takae.
(Percival): And Setsuna & Konoka, a Superkick Party to Takae Tachibana! Again! And Again! And Again! And STILL won't go down!
They both hit Takae with a Superkick, and Takae goes down.
(Percival): We have new champions! 2!
Konoka pins Takae, but her foot was on the ropes.
(Ms. Keane): 1! 2! No!
(Percival): ALMOST! Takae's foot was on the ropes.
Konoka was irate, and then called to Setsuna. She tags her in. Konoka kicked her in the face, and landed a Superkick to Takae, but she countered with a spin, and a spinebuster. Setsuna dove off the top rope and landed a powerbomb to the ground. Takae cried out in pain, as she tagged in Saki.
(Percival): Takae counters the tandem offense! Saki up high!
Saki hits a Frog Splash onto Setsuna. And Ms. Keane makes the count.
(Percival): Frog Splash, from the heavens! Shades of the Late Eddie Guerrero!
(Ms. Keane): 1! 2!
(Percival): And Konoka saved the match!
Konoka pulls Saki off and tosses her into the barricade. Takae was all alone, as she grabbed Setsuna, choking her. Konoka ran in and was caught with a massive powerslam. Setsuna was up, as she landed another Superkick. Setsuna and Konoka prepared, and performed a Three-D, or as they call it "The One-D".
(Percival): THE ONE D! Setsuna and Konoka! We have new champions! Could it be?
Ms. Keane counted, but Saki appeared and landed a splash onto Konoka and Takae. The crowd went wild, as Setsuna went after Saki. The match went wild, as Konoka got up. She roared out, as she kicked Takae in the gut. She ran to the ropes, and hit a flying leg lariat to her. Konoka prepared to fly off the top rope. She dove off and hit the Uso Splash on Takae!
(Percival): Flying Splash!
(Miranda): Can they do it?
(Percival): Konoka with the Splash, but Ms. Keane is distracted!
Ms. Keane was focused on Setsuna and Saki. Konoka called to the referee, and Takae kicked her in the ribs. Takae landed a massive powerbomb to her. Setsuna entered the ring, and Takae grabbed her with a massive bodyslam. Takae called to Saki, who was atop the top rope. She landed a Frog Splash to both superstars.
(Percival): FROG SPLASH ON THE TAG CHAMPS!
(Ms. Keane): 1! 2! 3! It's over!
(Percival): And Saki & Takae retain!
(Announcer): Winners of the match, and STILL JWW Tag Team Champions, Saki Mimori and Takae Tachibana!
Saki & Takae raised their arms high, with the tag team titles.
(Percival): What a match! Setsuna & Konoka almost had it! But it was Saki & Takae that takes the W, for the JWW brand!
(Miranda): Never thought we'd see these two tag teams go at it, and like that, JWW's Tag Team Champs takes the win! Setsuna & Konoka, however, have to deal with The Demigod, for their failure!
(Percival): Not a good night for Peter Giese and the Inner Kingdom, going winless here in this event. Here's another look, this was the exclamation point, and Konoka with the flying splash, and that would've ended it. But Ms. Keane was focused on Setsuna and Saki.
(Miranda): But none can compare the power of these two samurais. Takae, a powerbomb to Konoka, a Powerslam to Setsuna, and the icing on the cake, the Frog Splash, and Saki & Takae STILL JWW Tag Team Champions!
Saki & Takae leave with the belts. Setsuna and Konoka groan, as they crawled out of the ring, in pain. They were about to leave, as the announcer called out.
(Announcer): Ladies and gentlemen… JWW has this important announcement:
WWE Universal Champion Peter Giese… has left the building!
The fans cheered, as Setsuna & Konoka were upset.
(Miranda): I believe the loss really upset The Demigod. Their day got worse.
(Percival): But still, Setsuna & Konoka walk out with their Tag Team Titles, only now, tomorrow night, they deal with Gundham and Nekomaru.
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(Interviewer): Here's an update on Chachamaru and Cy, both androids have broken down and are under repairs, while Farra Stevens and Cinder Fall both suffered mild injuries, nothing serious. However, Bell Reigns is not at 100%, but she still insists on competing in our main event.
Back to you.
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Backstage…
Two boys, one in black hair and one in blonde hair, appear in the halls.
"Ladies and gentlemen, do not adjust your set!" Kazuki said, "Because your boys are here, to represent WWE!"
"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Johnny Spicer laughed, "You tell them why, bro!"
NOTE: Kazuki & Johnny from MNG are my WWE's Street Profits.
"Tonight! THE NIGHT! An All-Star Cast in WWE, you got us, The Dudes with Attitude, Kazuki & Johnny! You got the Powerhouse of Positivity, Tohru Honda, and you got The Head of the Table, Lara Gonzalez!"
"Yeah, and you got Subaru Freakin' Mikage!"
"Ohhhh, yes. But what do the JWW girls have?"
"We got the Hall of Famer, Buttercup!"
"Oh, yeah!"
"And we got… Sailor Moon & Venus, fam!"
"WHOO!"
"And that creepy Erza Scarlet, and the Destructible Bell Reigns!"
"IN-Destructible!"
Kazuki called, "We are going to complete and control JWW, because we're going to show the world, and JWW, why we're all together, and complete! WITH STARS GALORE!"
Johnny cried, "TELL THEM, FAM!"
"BECAUSE THE DUDES WITH ATTITUDE ARE UP!"
They both cheered, "AND WE! WANT! THE SMOKE!"
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Uta's theme plays, as Uta comes out with cue cards.
Uta – My Hero Academia's Camie
(Glynda): That's still to come, our main event! But when we come back, we will have a word with GM Megumi Sakura and Rii Walker. But right now, our picture-in-picture break, and WWE's Uta will tell you more. Don't go away.
To be continued…
EXTRA
Camie Uta (parodying AEW's Sammy Guevara)
During the commercial, Uta makes a promo, while holding cue cards.
Uta started to hold up her cards, and flipped through each card:
"JWW, home away from home."
"WWE is my home."
"Times changed, since I left the Inner Kingdom…"
"But Camie Uta is coming back strong."
"To you ladies in JWW…"
"I'm open to challenge anyone. But…"
"I am open to defeat ALL of you, at once!"
"Which is why…"
"WrestleMania, Deep in the heart of Texas…" The card also shows the shape of Texas, colored with the flag of the state.
"I am the FIRST entrant!"
"In the Hoodman Memorial WrestleMania Battle Royal!" The card shows a gray silhouette of a hooded man in the background, raising his fists high.
"That trophy will look good, because I look too damn good!"
"And any JWW comers… Sign up! See you in Texas~!" There is a heart next to "Texas".
Uta winks, as the crowd cheers on. Uta walked off, into the Face Tunnel, as the show continued.
