WWE JWW Event – March 3rd, 2022 (3 nights before Fight Club: Roadblock)
LIVE from JWW Arena
JWW Commentators:
Glynda (RWBY) FACE
Abnes (Neptunia) HEEL
WWE Commentators:
Percival Gaynes (OC) FACE
Miranda Maynard (OC) HEEL
Next Match: Yamabuki Suou (JWW) vs. AK (WWE) (Both girls from MNG)
(Announcer): This next bout is set for one fall, with a 20-minute time limit. Introducing first, from Wrestling Country, New York City… AK!
AK enters the ramp, via the Heel Tunnel. AK posed to the fans, as the crowd boos.
(Percival): Next match underway, WWE's AK, Beatrix Yozuki Noctiflora, goes one-on-one with Yamabuki Suou, who in WWE, is a former 2-time NXT Champion.
(Miranda): I've seen AK in the ring, just never in NXT. An MMA background for this youngster, and a former tag champ in her own right.
(Percival): A former member of the Inner Kingdom, along with her partner, Uta (who we saw earlier).
AK prepared to fight, as she waited for Yamabuki. Yamabuki comes out in her green attire, with huge brushes.
(Announcer): Her opponent, Yamabuki Suou!
Yamabuki entered the ring, as AK prepared to fight. The bell rings, as they lock up in a tie-up. AK went behind her and performed a takedown. AK lands a hit to the head, and Yamabuki crawled out of her hold. Yamabuki slipped out and landed a facebuster to the ground. AK was down, and Yamabuki pinned her. But AK kicked out. She grabbed her by the arm and threw her down with an Olympic Slam. AK prepared another slam, but Yamabuki countered with a Sunset Roll-Up. AK kicked out at 2. Yamabuki ran to her, and took her down with a Sling Blade. She threw her to the corner and started to perform a punch to the head.
(Crowd): 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!
Yamabuki hit her ten times, and AK staggers a bit and collapses to the ground. Yamabuki climbed up and hit an elbow to the back. AK kicked out, and Yamabuki got up and bounced her off the ropes, and hit a clothesline to her. AK was slowly tiring out, and Yamabuki dropped a knee to the side of the arm. AK countered with an Arm Drag. She wrenched the arm, and Yamabuki was in pain. AK then lifted her up and prepared a huge German Suplex. But Yamabuki countered and landed a German of her own. Yamabuki pins AK, but she was too close to the ropes. AK dropped her into the ropes, and she dragged her out of the ropes. AK performed a Gutwrench Powerbomb. She removed her top, showing her blue bra, and locked in the Ankle Lock on Yamabuki.
(Percival): And Yamabuki is locked in with the Ankle Lock! AK's in control!
(Miranda): AK's submission style is powerful! She can break an ankle!
AK wraps her legs around Yamabuki's, and Yamabuki taps out.
(Percival): And the leg lock grapevine! And Suou has no choice, but to tap!
(Announcer): The winner of the match, by submission, AK!
AK dusts herself off. She replaced her blouse back on and nodded, as the fans booed her. Yamabuki is holding her leg, as it was in pain.
(Percival): AK, not too happy with the fans, as the crowd boos her.
AK leaves the ring, and then poses at ringside, but then…
POW!
A girl in green and orange gives AK an RKO.
(Percival): WHOA! RKO! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!
(Miranda): THAT'S MAY! THE VIPER!
Fans cheered, as May posed for the crowd. Her theme played, as the Petalburg Trainer was given cheers. Yamabuki was helped out by May, who was helpful to her. AK was left lying on the ground.
(Miranda): Where the hell did May come from?
(Percival): And she gives AK an RKO, for her troubles, after a one-sided match!
(Miranda): Give the fans what they want, I say! The Viper makes an appearance in JWW!
May leaves the ring with Yamabuki, and heads to the Face Tunnel.
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Megu-nee was being interviewed, as the interviewer said, "Miss Sakura, so far a great show, and we hope to see more at Celestia Arena 32."
Megu-nee smiled, "Thank you very much. And I'd like to thank WWE for the honor of teaming up with us for this event, along with GM Rii Walker."
She then said, "I have an important announcement for Celestia Arena 32. March 26th, 2022, it'll be a two-night event, live from the Celestia Arena. And with it, we have a card so big that it'll be expanded into two nights. And the main event for Night 2 is, as follows: Cinder Fall will defend her Universal Championship against Makie Sasaki."
The interviewer said, "Back to you, Abnes and Glynda."
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(Abnes): TWO NIGHT EVENT! I'm hooked! Cinder vs. Makie! Bell vs. Cy! And so many historic matches!
(Glynda): Well, Megu-nee makes a great show with an all-star cast, and even the WWE and JWW stars are in attendance.
Berthier is present, as she was waving to the camera.
(Glynda): Former JWW star, Berthier, is in attendance, since she quit from the company. Nice to see her.
A woman with brown hair waved to the audience.
(Abnes): And former WWE star, Yui Hirasawa is in attendance, with her husband, Lan Hikari.
(Glynda): Good to see her. And look who else is here. PT Knight from NXT 2.0. Recently, she has had a dispute with Grayson Waller.
PT Knight (aka Iori Natsume) is in the audience, dressed in a long brown sweater. She cheered, as she called "YEAH!"
(Abnes): A small girl, big heart, but I bet there's something bigger than that.
Fans cheered, as the camera cuts to a man with brown hair.
(Glynda): And of course, Steven Cooke, from WWE, a man who has appeared in the RAW Tag Team Title picture.
(Abnes): And let's not forget… we have a very special guest! Tohka Yatogami, Baybay!
Tohka Yatogami, Sena Aoi, & Eri Shiina are present, as the crowd cheers on.
(Glynda): AEW's Tohka and sisters. Shiina and Sena get a title shot for the AEW Tag Team Championship, Sunday at AEW Revolution, before Fight Club: Roadblock. Tohka goes after the AEW Title and Kyoko Kirigiri, that night. I tell you, the stars are appearing in this huge crossover event. The Forbidden Door has been wide open!
(Abnes): Speaking of AEW, congratulations on Tony Khan purchasing Ring of Honor. Great announcement there.
Sailor Saturn makes an appearance, as she appeared from the Face Tunnel. The faces cheered, as she raised her International Title.
(Announcer): Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… the International Champion, Sailor Saturn!
Saturn has the microphone and waved. She said, "Thank you! I am glad to be here, with my International Championship, and I hope to win the title for as long as I can! And that's why, at Celestia Arena, I will successfully defend my title, and hold onto it, forever!"
Music played, as Satsuki Kiryuin appeared, wearing a gold and black belt – the WWE Intercontinental Championship.
"Hold on!" Satsuki said, "Long as you can? Look, I know we're here to–!" The fans booed, as Satsuki was being booed. "BOO ME?! HEY! I didn't become Intercontinental Champion, just to be booed by you people! This poser… This freak… She carries a title that she held for a long time. Lemme put it this way, Saturn! The time you held that knock-off Intercontinental Title is how long I had to get back MY Intercontinental Title from Emily Maynard, and the whole conspiracy towards me! It was just as long as I tried to regain what was unfairly lost from me! This is my time, so no, I won't invite you to my podcast… because this is Satsuki Kiryuin Forever! SO, choke on that, Johnny Knoxville!"
They booed, as Saturn said to her, "Look, I don't know who you are, and I don't care. But I saw you in WWE, the way you bitch and moan on why this is all a conspiracy… and you even blame Johnny Knoxville? I had no problem against you, Satsuki."
"Ah-ah-ah! Lady Satsuki to you! I'm the champion, you're just a cheap knock-off!" Satsuki said, "Yeah, you wear the attire of a Sailor Guardian, yet lemme change into a beautiful Sailor Guardian outfit. Hang on!"
Satsuki stepped out of the ring and called for a curtain. She grabbed a suitcase and changed out of her clothes, into a baseball jersey.
"Kiryuin Powers! MAKEUP!"
The curtain opened, as she was wearing a baseball jersey that says "Guardians". The crowd boos, as Satsuki laughs, holding up the microphone.
(Glynda): Now that's just rude.
(Abnes): No, it's not! She's a Sailor Guardian!
(Glynda): That's SO NOT a Sailor Fuku! That's the uniform for the Cleveland Guardians MLB Team!
Satsuki called, "Hey, listen, I know this is your namesake, but this is what you Sailor Pigs will wear, for the first week of the MLB Season, which is cancelled, by the way! So, wear it while you can, you Pig of a Sailor Guardian! And I'll see you girls in Kansas City!" The fans booed wildly, as Satsuki was wearing her baseball uniform.
"Hey, get this, Saturn!" Satsuki laughed, as she went back into the ring, as Sailor Saturn was furious. She held up a Guardians hat and said, "Here!" She put the hat on Saturn's head, as she was seething.
(Abnes): This is beautiful! GO Guardians!
(Glynda): This is despicable. Satsuki Kiryuin is humiliating Sailor Saturn!
Satsuki called, "Hey, I feeling like singing. You ever heard of the 7th Inning Stretch? Let's sing for the Sailor Guardians! Ah-1! Ah-2! Ah-3!"
She sang out, "Fight! Ing evil by moonlight!
Winning love in the day!
Never running from a fight…
We are Guardians, we're the light!"
Sailor Saturn tackled down Satsuki and angrily beat her up.
(Glynda): Now that is what I'm talking about! Satsuki Kiryuin is disrespecting the Sailor Guardians!
(Abnes): What are you saying? This is the 7th Inning Stretch! And she didn't even finish!
Saturn ripped the uniform off, showing her bra. Satsuki screams, as she covers herself. Saturn laughed, as the fans cheered on. Satsuki yelled at her, as security pulled her back.
(Glynda): HAHAHAHAHA! Now that's what I'm talking about!
(Abnes): She can't do that!
(Glynda): Well, she can! Glad she was wearing a bra. Sailor Saturn, our JWW international Champion, has embarrassed the Intercontinental Champion!
Satsuki hollered, as she was being escorted out of the building, enraged by Sailor Saturn.
(Abnes): Come on, Glynda, I should get the umpire to eject you!
(Glynda): Knock it off! Hold on, we got news from the back…
Cut to backstage, as Nastenka was lying face down, with her parts strewn about. Security and officials were calming Evangeline, who was holding a power core and a lead pipe. Evangeline laughed, as she left with the core.
"You won't need this to save Chachamaru, at CA32… Her time comes, when I scrap her into spare parts, like you…" She hissed, "You're just a robot to be dismantled…"
Evangeline laughed, leaving with her batteries.
(Glynda): This is uncalled for! Eva once again abuses the androids! When will this stop?
(Abnes): Eva is just being open to her former slave.
(Miranda): I wouldn't call that robot a slave. A fighter, yes, but no…
Glynda, Abnes, Miranda, and Percival were ringside, as they were preparing for the main event, with microphones in hand.
(Percival): Well, here's hoping consequences will be made, at Celestia Arena 32, March 26th, from the Celestia Arena. And it's a special two-night event! And Megu-nee made it clear, Cinder Fall defends the Universal Title against Makie Sasaki of the Dummy Force. Will Makie finally win the big one?
(Glynda): Also on the card, the Dumpster Match grudge match. Evangeline vs. Chachamaru. And the way things are going, after that nasty assault by Eva, Chachamaru is in trouble.
(Abnes): The JWW Tag Team Titles are on the line, as Saki & Takae will challenge Zazie and Mana. Saki & Takae came off of a victory against the SmackDown Tag Champs, Setsuna & Konoka.
(Miranda): Also, the Dummy Force and Witches 5 settle things, once and for all, in a 5-on-5 tag team grudge match!
(Glynda): For power, for control of JWW, Megumi Sakura will challenge Sheea of The Authority. Whoever wins will become the JWW General Manager!
(Abnes): The Aegis gets an opportunity at the Galaxy Tag Team Titles, facing Sailor Venus and Sailor Mars!
(Percival): And yes, it's confirmed for Night 1's Main Event! Bell Reigns challenges Cy Tokakushi for the JWW Championship! Bell Reigns has been told she cannot win, after Wrestle Kingdom 18, but will the Head of the Table capture the gold from the android?
(Glynda): Celestia Arena 32 is coming March 26th, in a special two-night event, the biggest Premium Live Event, available on streaming channels, everywhere! But guys, we still have one match to go, heading into Fight Club: RoadBlock!
(Percival): Speaking of Roadblock, we have a huge card! Enju Saion-Ji defends the RAW Women's Title against former champion, Big Time Becks, Becky Lynch, in an I QUIT Match. Winner faces Bianca Belair at WrestleMania. However, the SmackDown Women's Title is also on the line, as Kandy Potter battles Charlotte Flair in a Dog Collar Match!
(Miranda): First-ever Dog Collar Match, winner faces Ronda Rousey at WrestleMania!
(Percival): This confirmed tonight from Rii Walker, after the confrontation: JWW's Sailor Saturn vs. WWE's Satsuki Kiryuin, Champion vs. Champion, one-on-one! Satsuki promises to embarrass Sailor Saturn.
(Miranda): And the finals of the Tag Team Tournament begins, this Sunday. The Semifinals begin tomorrow night on FOX. Lara Gonzalez & Farra Stevens vs. The Maidens' Emerald Sustrai and Neo Politan; and Inagawa & Ridge Holland challenge Dummy Force's Kaede Nagase & Fei Ku.
But that's not all! Inner Kingdom's Rena Ryugu & Ebisuzawa challenge Sasha Banks & Naomi, winners face the Women's Tag Team Champions at WrestleMania.
(Percival): And our main event, the richest prize is on the line: Mizuki Takase vs. Farra Stevens for the WWE Title… and yes, WrestleMania implications are on the line! If Stevens wins, her match with Universal Champion Peter Giese is title vs. title, in a Winner Take All Unification Match, April 3rd!
(Abnes): IF she wins.
(Percival): This Sunday, March 6th, Fight Club: Roadblock, our final Premium Live Event before WrestleMania, live and only on Peacock!
NOTE: Fight Club: Roadblock is on the same night as AEW Revolution 2022.
Kazuki and Johnny's theme plays, as the main event was about to start.
Kazuki holds his red cup high, and red solo cups spew out of the stage. He and Johnny walk down the ramp, dancing on the ramp.
(Announcer): Your main event tonight is a 10-person interpromotional tag team match, scheduled for one fall, or TV time remaining! Introducing first, Team WWE! First, Kazuki Araya & Johnny Spicer!
(Percival): Kazuki & Johnny bring in the smoke! Ten superstars, ten all-stars, one match! Our main event is coming up next!
To be continued…
