WWE JWW Event – March 3rd, 2022 (3 nights before Fight Club: Roadblock)
LIVE from JWW Arena
JWW Commentators:
Glynda (RWBY) FACE
Abnes (Neptunia) HEEL
WWE Commentators:
Percival Gaynes (OC) FACE
Miranda Maynard (OC) HEEL
Next Match: Ten-person Main Event
Subaru Mikage (Comic Party), Lara Gonzalez (School Rumble), Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket), Kazuki Araya & Johnny Spicer (MNG) vs. Bell Reigns (OC), Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls), Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail), Sailor Moon & Venus (Sailor Moon)
(Glynda): Before our main event, let's get a word on the Androids' condition.
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The interviewer was in the lab, as Cy was in her bra and panties, standing straight, and hooked to some wires. Chachamaru was lying on a table, as her limbs were in the basket, and Nastenka was being rolled in.
(Interviewer): Glynda, I have bad news. Nastenka is set to be rebuilt, but she will not function in time for Celestia Arena… but the good news is that Chachamaru and Cy will be mended in time. Sadly, Chachmaru's final words were… "I'm going to destroy and dump my former master…" before shutting down in a garbled slur. GM Megu-nee has talked with Evangeline and said to return the battery, but on one condition: Nastenka will get the battery back, IF Chachamaru wins. But if Evangeline wins, Chachamaru is scrapped and powered off forever, and Evangeline will be next in line for the JWW Championship. Megu-nee agreed, and the match is made official. Back to you.
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Tohru Honda walked to the ring, as the fans cheered on.
(Percival): Thank you very much. We are now set for our main event! Tohru Honda, former WWE Champion! She is in the ring, as she is teaming with the Dudes with Attitude.
Lara Gonzalez's theme plays, as she appeared from the Heel Tunnel.
(Announcer): from Mexico City, Mexico, Lara Gonzalez!
Lara raises her finger high, but it segues to Subaru's theme. Subaru dances her way to the stage, upstaging her former Shield Sister.
(Announcer): And finally, from Davenport, Iowa… Subaru "Freakin'" Mikage!
The crowd chants, as they were singing her theme.
"Ohhhhhhhh… OHHHH-OHHHH-ohhhhhhhh…" Then the music ends, as the PA calls "BURN IT DOOOOOOOOOWN!" The music resumes.
(Miranda): Bit of an one-upmanship, by the Visionary, Subaru Mikage!
(Glynda): Former Shield members, from the moment Subaru turned on Gonzalez and Motley.
Xion Motley is Pani Poni's Akane Serizawa from AEW.
They entered the ring, as Team WWE are standing together. The music ends, as Sailor Moon & Sailor Venus appear from the Face Tunnel.
(Announcer): Their opponents, Team JWW! First, representing the Galaxy Tag Team Champions, the Sailor Guardians, Sailor Moon & Sailor Venus!
(Glynda): The Sailor Guardians!
(Percival): They are the current JWW Galaxy Tag Champions, via the Freebird Rule. A rule that also once applied to Tohru Honda and her partners in the New Day. Multi-time tag team champions.
(Miranda): This isn't WWE right now. We're seeing some championship legends here.
They waited, as the lights went out. Buttercup appeared from the darkness.
(Announcer): Introducing their partners, first… JWW Hall of Famer, Buttercup!
(Percival): First ballot inductee in the Hall of Fame. Buttercup, the Powerpuff Girls strongest fighter, leads the way for their team.
(Glynda): And we're not done. Here is the next partner!
Bell Reigns appeared, wearing a white bandage wrap around her waist, and Croire accompanied her.
(Announcer): Accompanied by Criore, Bell Reigns!
(Abnes): Bell is still reeling from the F-5 from the Beast, Mizuki Takase, but she's still able to go.
Bell went to the ring, as there are only four stars in the ring. They stared down, and the brawl began. The JWW stars have the advantage, as they were able to chase off the JWW Team.
(Percival): And wasting no time! Here we go!
(Glynda): Our main event! Team WWE vs. Team JWW! And already, the JWW Girls stormed off!
(Percival): We have to get order going! Stay tuned!
The match cuts to commercial, followed by a promo.
(Chikage was in a dark room, looking at her tarot)
It's all in the cards… and the cards say…
My time… will come.
(A montage is shown)
The Sun… a star that visualizes my road… as I want to collect souls for my trophies… And soon enough, the hunt is on…
(Chikage held up a tarot, showing The Star)
Chikage
Coming to RAW, soon
The match resumed, as Kazuki was fighting Bell. Bell was in control, grabbing his arm.
(Glynda): We're back live, and it's our main event! Ten-person Tag Match! And the Head of the Table is in control!
Bell lands a huge right to Kazuki. Bell, still injured, charges at him, landing a clothesline. Johnny enters the ring, as he tags himself in. He ran towards Bell, but she countered his run with a hip toss. Bell tags in Buttercup, still reeling from the pain, from earlier. Buttercup punches Johnny, and he falls to the ropes. Subaru tags herself in and locks up with Buttercup. Buttercup throws Subaru to the ropes, and ducks her punch. Subaru did a flip kick, knocking down Buttercup. Subaru laughs, and Buttercup is on the ground, hurt. She lifted the Powerpuff up and threw her to the corner. She taunted at her, and then tagged in Johnny. Johnny kicked Buttercup down, and then threw her to the ropes. He lifted her high, but Buttercup landed a dropkick to the face. Buttercup rolled to her corner, and tagged in Bell. Bell dashed at Johnny, hitting a clothesline to him. She then flipped off at Lara Gonzalez and Tohru Honda. She roared, "ACKNOWLEDGE ME!"
Lara & Tohru enter, but the referee stops them. Bell tags in Sailor Moon. She went after Johnny, who was pulled back to the middle of the ring. Usagi stomped down and locked in a leg lock to his right leg. Johnny rolled out and tagged in Kazuki. Kazuki and Sailor Moon exchange punches, and Kazuki did a running backflip off the ropes. Kazuki laughs, and Sailor Moon nods. They locked up each other, and did a test of strength. Sailor Moon won that test, slamming him over her head. Moon tags in Venus. Venus leaps off the top rope, and lands an elbow drop. She pins Kazuki, but he kicks out at 2.
Venus lifted him high, but Kazuki stumbled down, tagging in Tohru. Venus charged at her, but Tohru caught her with a powerslam. A powerhouse she is, she was able to counter Sailor Venus's assault. Tohru went to Venus's head, and gyrated her hips over her. She ran to the ropes and hit a big splash onto the downed Sailor Guardian. Tohru pins her, but Sailor Moon breaks the cover. Sailor Moon returns to the corner. Tohru was by the corner, clapping in rhythm, as Venus was getting up.
"NEW! Day Rocks! NEW! Day Rocks!" Tohru clapped along with the fans. But Lara Gonzalez tagged herself in, and Tohru stopped. She huffed, heading back to the apron, as Lara stepped in. She revved her fist and hit a Superman Punch to Sailor Venus. She held her finger up and barked at Bell, "YOU Acknowledge me, Bitch!"
Bell went to the ring, but the referee stopped her. Lara kicked a downed Venus in the ribs. And then raked her face with her hands. The referee turned back to Lara, and she locked a headlock on the ground. Lara broke out and pulled Venus to her corner. She tagged in Tohru, and Tohru stomped down on Venus. Venus was thrown into the center of the ring, as she tags in Kazuki. He ran to the ropes and hit a running DDT. Kazuki pins Venus. But she kicked out. She reached for the ropes, but Kazuki pulled her back. Kazuki landed a lariat, but Venus ducked, kicking down Subaru and Lara, and used them as a platform, hitting a Springboard Tornado DDT. Venus tagged in Sailor Moon, and she ran to Kazuki, who tagged in Johnny. Sailor Moon was tossed into the corner, and Sailor Moon lifted him up, about to perform a Top Rope Superplex. Lara ran to Sailor Moon, and grabbed her with a German Suplex. But then, Kazuki and Subaru entered the ring, and grabbed Lara, atop the second rope. Bell & Buttercup arrived, grabbing Kazuki and Subaru atop the first rope. Tohru Honda appeared and grabbed both Bell and Buttercup, and did a powerbomb.
(Abnes): Oh, no no no!
(Glynda): We need to step back!
(Percival): Now Tohru gets in!
(Abnes): This isn't good!
(Miranda): My god! Sailor Moon with a superplex, and now…
(Glynda): LOOK AT THIS! LOOK OUT!
CRASH!
Tohru performed a powerbomb, in turn, everyone crashed in a huge Towering Suplex. Tohru became exhausted.
(Everyone crashed)
(Percival): JESUS CHRIST! DID YOU SEE THAT?
(Crowd): HOLY S*IT! HOLY S*IT!
(Abnes): MY GOD! EVERYONE HAS CRASHED IN THE RING!
(Percival): This match continues! Don't miss another second, in our picture-in-picture break! My god, have mercy!
Match continues, during the commercial break…
Everyone was down, as they were rolled out of the ring. Only Johnny & Sailor Moon were legal. Johnny was on one knee, as Usagi went to the ropes. Johnny grabbed her and tossed her to the ropes. He grabbed her and landed a spinebuster. He pinned her, but she kicked out. Johnny tags in his partner, Kazuki, and they prepare a double team clothesline. Kazuki lifted her high and slammed her. He climbed the turnbuckle and did a flying elbow. He hit the elbow, but Venus saved the pin. Moon was getting up, she fought back with a flurry of punches. Kazuki goes down, and she tags in Venus. Sailor Venus landed a double leg kick, knocking him down. She pinned her, but Tohru made the save. Tohru went back to the ropes, and Venus prepared another attack, putting Kazuki in the corner. She was up atop the corner, but Kazuki caught her and flipped her down with a Spanish Fly off the top rope. The fans cheered on, as Kazuki tagged in Lara. Lara went outside, and Venus dragged herself to the ropes. Lara jumped to the apron, and landed a swift dropkick to the head. This was the Driveby Dropkick. Venus was outside the ring, as Lara held her finger up to the crowd, in a sea of boos. Bell landed a Superman Punch to Lara, knocking her down. She was thrown back into the ring, and Venus tags in Sailor Moon. She landed a leg drop and tagged in Buttercup. Buttercup flew off the ropes and hit a flying leg drop. She pinned Lara, but kicked out at 2.
(Glynda): We're back with more of our main event. And Team JWW is in complete control. During the break, Lara Gonzalez and Bell Reigns exchanged blows, with Bell topping her.
Buttercup lifted Lara up, but Lara kicked her down with a swift knee. She landed a Samoan Drop onto the Powerpuff Girl, and then tags in Subaru Mikage. Subaru grabbed her arm, and landed a Ripcord Knee to the head. She climbed the turnbuckle and prepared to fly, Bell shoved Subaru off the corner, into the ground. Buttercup ran to the ropes, as Subaru was getting up. She landed a suicide dive on her. Buttercup went up to the apron, but Tohru spears her off the apron, into the floor. The crowd went wild. Subaru threw Buttercup into the ring, and went back in. She prepared for her finisher, The Stomp, but Lara tags herself in. Lara smirks, entering the ring, as Subaru was annoyed.
Lara hit a Superman Punch on Buttercup. She then flipped the bird at Bell. Bell got in the ring, as she started to beat down on Lara. Subaru jumped in and dropkicked her. They brawled outside of the ring, and Lara prepared for the Spear.
The lights went out, and suddenly… a woman with red hair appeared.
(Glynda): OH MY GOD! EZRA SCARLET!
(Abnes): WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
Erza brawled with Lara, as she was being beaten down in the corner. Lara was badly hurt, as Erza lifted her up into a huge uranage. Tohru entered the ring, but she fell victim to a belly-to-belly slam. Kazuki & Johnny entered the ring, but Erza Scarlet fought back and took out everyone.
(Miranda): Why isn't the referee ringing the bell?
(Percival): Remember, this is a 10-person tag! And JWW is down a man! OR woman.
(Glynda): My god! Erza Scarlet has returned!
Subaru entered the ring, but she was caught. Erza hit a Sister Abigail in the middle of the ring. She kneeled down and held her head. She started to laugh maniacally. The lights went out, and she disappeared.
(Glynda): She's gone!
(Percival): Wh-what just happened? Subaru Mikage is down, and Bell Reigns is in the middle of the ring! Gonzalez is legal, for JWW…
Bell hits a Spear to Lara Gonzalez, but then Tohru Honda appeared, grabbed Bell, and hit a Flatliner (Tohru's finisher) onto Bell. Tohru kneeled up, but Sailor Moon hit her with a Sailor Moon Kick. Johnny appeared, and landed a huge sitout powerbomb to the Sailor Guardian, followed by Kazuki Araya, who landed with a Frog Splash.
(Percival): KAZUKI UP! FROM THE HEAVENS!
Kazuki got up, but Sailor Venus tossed both boys out of the ring. She went to the center of the ring, and Lara Gonzalez hit a spear to Venus. Lara roared out, only Buttercup caught her with the Tombstone.
(Abnes): This is chaos and carnage! Tombstone City coming up!
(Glynda): TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!
Buttercup pins Lara. But then, Subaru Mikage appeared and landed the Curb Stomp onto her head.
(Percival): AND THE STOMP BY SUBARU! That move took out plenty, in this match!
(Miranda): I don't know who's legal, anymore!
Subaru called Lara to finish her off. Lara slowly got up, but Bell grabbed her head, and locked in the Guillotine Submission. Lara was slowly fading, but then Subaru grabbed a steel chair from outside. She entered the ring, but then Makie Sasaki appeared and grabbed the chair from behind her. She dashed off, as Subaru went after her. But Sailor Moon and Sailor Venus delivered a Double Powerbomb to The Visionary. The referee went to Bell & Lara. Lara slaps her hand on Bell's arm, signaling the submission.
(Percival): MAKIE SASAKI JUST SAVED THE MATCH!
(Miranda): Guillotine locked in tight!
(Percival): Gonzalez taps out!
(Glynda): Bell Reigns takes it home! Team JWW Wins!
The bell rang, as the JWW stars emerged victorious.
(Announcer): The winners of the match, by submission, Team JWW!
(Glynda): A 5-on-4 deficit, and JWW, with help from Makie Sasaki, takes home the win! Buttercup, Bell Reign, the Sailor Guardians, and Erza Scarlet! They stand tall, as we enter Celestia Arena 38! But first, a pit stop at Fight Club: Road Block!
The referee raised the hands of Bell, Buttercup, Sailor Moon, & Sailor Venus. Subaru was furious, as she was outside, by the barricade. Makie entered the ring and hugged Sailor Moon. The JWW stars celebrated, as Makie raised her arms high.
(Glynda): Makie Sasaki saved the day here in JWW. Will Makie do the impossible and defeat Cinder Fall at Celestia Arena, in a few weeks from Sunday?
(Miranda): And the rest of the roster show their support for Dummy Pink. What a match that was.
(Percival): Well, ladies and gentlemen, Fight Club: Roadblock, the final Premium Live Event before WrestleMania! Takase/Stevens for the WWE Title! Saion-Ji/Lynch, Potter/Flair, Tag Team Tournament Finals, and more importantly, we're on two roads! The Road to Celestia Arena, and the Road to WrestleMania!
(Glynda): For Percival Gaynes and Miranda Maynard, for Abnes, and the entire JWW crew, I'm Glynda Goodheart, we'll see you this Sunday, at Fight Club.
The show went off the air, as the fans cheered on.
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Disclaimer: The preceding fanfic is a parody of WWE, AEW, and others. JWW is a creation by IcebatofValikin. All characters not owned by me or Icebat, but only a few OCs.
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