We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If

Volume 2

Chapter 4: Wedding Bells Ring!

Sam was playing with his siblings.

Luz and Hunter were there as well.

He felt nothing but joy since reuniting with his family.

Sam can still remember how excited his parents were to celebrate his 17th birthday.

They had gone out of their way to make everything perfect.

Sam could understand why.

They had lost him for around 16 years and wanted to make up for that lost time.

His parents gave him a ton of gifts.

And while they were very much appreciated, he was just happy to be with his real family.

"Hey Luz, catch", Luke said as he threw the ball towards Luz.

Luz tried to catch it, but the ball ended up going into the bushes.

"I'll go get it", Sam said as he ran to the bushes, to find the ball.

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Inside the mansion….

Eda was currently pouring herself some apple juice.

Once she finished, she picked up the glass and headed upstairs.

She was happy to enjoy a relaxing evening with her loved ones.

And thankfully, Anakin and Padme's children were okay with their relationship.

They were actually quite happy for their parents.

Eda smiled at the thought.

Eda then reached the room.

She opened the door to see Padme reading while in Anakin's arms.

"Eda", Anakin said.

Eda smirked and said, "hey hot stuff. Room on that bed for one more?"

Anakin and Padme nod their heads.

Eda smiled and got down on the bed next to them.

Anakin and Padme snuggled against Eda.

Eda smiled warmly.

"We'll keep saying this, but we're so glad you suggested this relationship Eda", Padme said.

Eda smiled and said, "so am I."

"And the good news is that the kids are okay with our relationship", Anakin said.

All three of them smiled at that.

Eda then cupped Anakin and Padme's cheeks.

They then shared a 3-way kiss.

The three of them moaned as they felt each other's tongues.

It was utterly magical.

The three of them kept kissing until they heard something outside.

"Oh my Leg!"

They recognized that voice!

It was Sam!

The three adults broke the kiss.

They instantly bolted out of bed!

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Back outside….

"Oh my God! That gash wound looks bad", Hunter said in a worried tone.

Sam was holding onto his leg in pain.

Sam had gone into the bushes to get the ball, and before he knew what had happened, a small plant with razor sharp teeth had bitten his leg!

Sam whimpered in pain as he held his left leg.

That's when his parents and Eda ran over to see what was wrong.

Padme asked, "what happened?!"

Luz explained, "some kind of plant bit Sam and made him trip and fall. He's got a black eye and a bite."

"It hurts", Sam whimpered.

Padme said, "it's okay sweety, momma will take care of it."

Padme turned into her harpy form and picked up Sam.

Sam whimpered as he held onto his mom.

"Eda and I will find that plant and have it examined by doctors." Anakin said.

"Yeah, we gotta make sure that plant didn't get Sam sick when it bit him", Eda said.

The others nodded.

Padme then carried her eldest son back inside the mansion.

She quickly got him to his room.

Sam whimpered in pain from both his leg and black eye.

Padme said, "hold on, we're gonna get you some help."

"It hurts so much, mom", Sam cried.

Padme cooed, "I know it does sweety. Just hang on."

Padme hugged her son close to her.

He cried into her shoulder.

"Shhhh…. Shhhh…. It's going to be okay, my little imp", Padme soothed as she rubbed her son's back.

She continued to hold him close.

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Then after a few minutes….

Help finally arrived.

Both Anakin and Padme stood by Sam's side. He was groaning in pain.

"It'll be okay sweety", Anakin soothed.

Sam calmed down only slightly.

The healers then grabbed a bottle of hydrogen peroxide.

"This will sting a little", one of the healers said.

Sam gave a brief nod.

The healer grabbed a piece of cotton and poured a little of hydrogen peroxide on it.

The healer then placed it on Sam's wounds on his left leg..

Sam grunted in pain.

The healer then wrapped Sam's leg in a bandage.

Sam sighed as the pain slowly began to fade.

"Now let's check your eye", the healer said.

Sam gave a nod.

The healer then checked Sam's black eye.

Sam winced a little in pain.

The healer said, "okay, let's see here…. Hmm…."

"OW", Sam cried in pain, when the healer touched his black eye.

The healer said, "sorry."

The healer then grabbed a bandage and wrapped around Sam's black eye.

They said, "he should keep these on for about a week, in order to properly heal."

"Okay, understood", Padme said.

"Thank you", Anakin said.

The healer nodded and then left the room.

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We then see Anakin cuddling Sam.

Padme was making Sam a special tea.

It was supposed to make Sam feel better while he was recovering.

Anakin was in his harpy form, so his wings were wrapped around Sam.

Sam leaned into his father's chest.

Anakin asked, "should we call your fiances'?"

"They're all busy with the Hazbin Hotel, it's best until they come back home from work", Sam said.

Anakin nods his head.

"Dad, my leg still hurts", Sam whimpered.

Anakin said, "I know, Sam. It's gonna take a few more days to heal up."

Sam whimpered a little as he snuggled closer to his father.

Anakin purred as he began cuddling his son.

Sam slowly felt better, albeit only enough that he stopped groaning.

"There, there my wittle baby boy", Anakin purred.

Sam gave a light laugh.

Padme then walked inside the room with a cup of tea.

She said, "I brought some tea for you, Sam."

"Thanks mom", Sam said softly.

Padme smiled as she gave him the tea.

Sam then started to take a sip of his tea.

It tasted good.

Sam kept on sipping the tea. It managed to soothe a good chunk of his pain.

Sam then finished the tea.

He smiled and said, "thank you, mom."

"Anything for my baby boy", Padme said with a smile on her face.

Sam smiled and yawned.

Anakin cooed, "is our wittle baby boy sleepy?"

Sam sleepily nodded.

"Yes he is", Padme whispered.

Anakin slowly got up and tucked Sam in.

Sam then slowly fell asleep.

Padme and Anakin smiled down at him.

The two parents then kissed their son's forehead.

They whispered, "sweet dreams."

Sam smiled in his sleep.

And it was a VERY peaceful sleep.

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A few weeks later….

It was now the day of the wedding.

Everyone in Hell was talking about it!

Almost every Demon wanted to go to the wedding.

But only friends and family were invited.

The wedding was being held at the Hotel!

The five men were all getting dressed.

Sam would be in a dress.

Anakin and Padme along with Eda were helping Sam put on his wedding dress.

Which was easier said than done.

"Come on, we can do this", Eda said.

Padme counted down, "one…."

Anakin said, "... two…."

Eda yelled, "... THREE!"

The three adults then did their best to pull the corset tight.

Sam clenched his teeth.

He grunted, "must…. Have…. Tiny waist!"

"Keep going, we're almost there", Padme yelled.

Anakin and Padme took on their harpy forms to add some extra strength into their pulling.

"Almost…. There", Eda said as she kept on pulling.

And finally…. They got it!

"Phew! We did it", Anakin breathed out.

Eda had to stop Padme from collapsing in exhaustion.

"I can't feel my fingers", Anakin said.

Sam said, "sorry."

"It's alright. At least we got the job done", Eda said.

Padme have a tired nod.

"Now let's wait a moment and then we'll put makeup on your face, Sam", Eda said.

Sam nodded with a smile on his face.

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A few minutes passed….

"Okay, I can feel my fingers now", Padme said.

"Then let's put makeup on Sam's face", Eda said.

Sam smiled excitedly.

Padme grabbed a black lipstick.

Eda grabbed some blush and eyeshadow.

The two women started to apply the makeup on Sam's face.

Sam felt like a pretty princess.

Padme then grabbed a white flower and placed it in Sam's hair.

Sam smiled very happily.

"And done", Eda said.

Padme and Eda turned Sam to the mirror and asked, "what do you think?"

Sam gasped in awe.

He said, "I LOVE IT!"

The three adults smiled.

They were happy to see Sam so happy on his wedding day.

"Well, tell everyone I'm ready", Sam said as he stood up.

His parents and Eda nodded.

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Meanwhile….

Lucifer, Hordak, Prime and Alastor were at what would be the altar.

All were dressed in suits of different colors.

Charlie, Luz, Vaggie, Leia and Nifty were the flower girls.

Luke was the ring bearer.

So was Hunter.

"Here comes the groom", Angel Dust called out.

Everyone turned to the end of the aisle.

The four men's jaws dropped to the floor.

Sam looked more like an angel then a demon in that very moment.

Anakin and Padme were walking their son down the aisle. He looked happier than he had ever been.

Soon, Sam made it to the altar.

He smiled happily at his soon to be husbands.

"You look so beautiful", Lucifer said.

Sam blushed under his veil.

"Like an angel", Alastor said.

Sam smiled and said, "your angel."

Alastor smiled.

And who was officiating the wedding, we hear you readers asking?

It was none other than Obi Wan Kenobi.

An old friend of Anakin and Padme.

"Everyone sit down, please", Obi Wan said.

Everyone did so.

Obi Wan continued, "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today, in order to join these five men in the bonds of unholy matrimony."

Sam and his soon to be husbands smiled.

Obi Wan asked, "I understand that you five have all written your own vows?"

The five men nod their heads.

Obi Wan said, "alright then. Lucifer, as the ruler of Hell, you may go first."

Lucifer took a deep breath and he said, "Sam, I had no idea how my life could have gotten any better. I was already engaged to three men I loved. But when you showed up, you made everything even better. Like the icing on the most delicious cake in the world. I'm so happy to have you join this family, and for us to join yours. I love you. All four of you."

Sam, Hordak, Prime and Alastor smiled with tears in their eyes.

Obi Wan said, "very good. Now, Hordak?"

Hordak took a deep breath and said, "Sam, before you came into our lives, I was already engaged to three men, and I thought my life was perfect. But then you came into our lives, and made it much better. I'm happy to spend the rest of my life with the four of you. I love you. All four of you."

Sam, Prime, Alastor and Lucifer smiled with tears of joy.

Obi Wan gave a nod and said, "Prime?"

Prime took a deep breath and proceeded to say, "

"When I, Alastor, Hordak and Lucifer got engaged, I felt nothing but happiness in my heart. I was looking forward to spending my life with the three men I love, but then Sam, you came into our lives, and I felt more joy and happiness in my heart. I look forward to spending my life with the men I love with all my heart. I love you four so much", Prime said as he smiled.

Sam, Hordak, Alastor and Lucifer smiled with tears of joy.

Obi Wan said, "Alastor?"

Alastor took a deep breath and said, "before I met any of you…. My life wasn't very special…. But the moment I met one of you, it grew into something amazing. And with each person added to the relationship…. Oh, so, entertaining. I can't wait to spend the rest of my days with you four. I love you four, with all my heart."

Sam, Hordak, Prime, and Lucifer smiled with tears of joy.

Obi Wan said, "and finally, Sam?"

Sam took a deep breath and then he said, "for almost my entire life…. I had no-one. What few friends I had couldn't substitute for the love of a family. At least not entirely. But then, the minute I found out about my true heritage…. My life changed for the better. With the love of my parents, it led me to finding love with all four of you. Now, I can hardly remember what my life was like before I came here to Hell and met you four. I love you all so much. And I can't wait to share the rest of my life with you all."

Alastor, Hordak, Prime and Lucifer smiled with tears of joy.

Obi Wan said, "well said. Now, before the I do's, does anyone object to this wedding? Speak now, or forever hold your peace."

No one said anything.

Obi Wan said, "very well then, the rings?"

Luke and Hunter held out the rings.

The five men picked up the rings.

They placed them on each other's fingers.

Obi Wan asked, "now do you-?"

"WE DO", the five men shouted in joy.

Obi Wan chuckled and said, "then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you, husband, husband, husband, husband, and husband. You may now all kiss."

The five men all leaned in and kissed each other.

The whole place erupted into applause.

The five men then walk down the altar hand in hand.

Sam got ready to toss the bouquet.

"1…. 2…. 3", Sam said as he then tossed the Bouquet.

All of the girls tried to grab the flowers as they flew through the air!

But the flowers landed in Eda's hands!

She smiled wildly as she looked at Anakin and Padme, who discreetly squeezed her butt while no-one was looking.

Sam smiled at his parents.

He was very happy for them.

"What do you say we get this party started", Angel Dust shouted.

Everyone all cheered!

The party was now going full on!

Everyone was having the time of their loves.

We see Sam dancing with his husbands

They were all having a great time.

Alastor then went on stage.

He smirked as he grabbed the microphone.

Alastor said through the microphone, "may I have your attention please?"

Everyone then turned to look at Alastor.

Alastor said, "this little number goes to my beloved husbands."

Sam, Hordak, Prime and Lucifer all smiled.

Alastor began singing.

"Miracles happen….

Miracles happen…."

The song was already off to a great start.

"You showed me faith is not blind….

I don't need wings to help me fly…."

Eda was dancing with Anakin and Padme.

"Miracles happen….

Miracles happen…."

Luz was surprised and happy when Amity asked her to dance.

"I can't imagine living my life without you now….

Not ever having you around….

We found our way out….

(On you I can depend)

Don't have to look back to realize how far we've come….

There are a million reasons….

I'm lookin' up….

I don't want this to end…."

Charlie was dancing in Vaggie's arms.

"Nothing….

Nothing should ever bring you down….

Knowing….

What goes around will come around…."

Sam dances with the rest of his husbands.

"You showed me faith is not blind….

I don't need wings to help me fly….

Miracles happen….

Once in a while….

When you believe….

(Miracles happen)

You showed me dreams come to life….

And taking a chance on us was right….

All things will come….

With a little time….

When you believe…."

Nifty was dancing along to the beat as Husk was slowly getting drunk.

"There is no question….

We found the missing pieces….

Our picture is completed….

It's fallin' into play

(It's fallin' into play)

This is a moment….

You are tied and I'm looking out….

Somebody's watching over us….

Keeping me closed….

Closer to you everyday…."

Millie and Moxxie were dancing together as Blitz was dancing with Stolas and Verosika.

"Nowhere….

Nowhere on earth I'd rather be….

No one….

Can take this away from you and me…."

Loona was wagging her tail to the beat as Hunter stood nearby. He didn't seem to have anyone to dance with.

"You showed me faith is not blind….

I don't need wings to help me fly….

Miracles happen….

Once in a while….

When you believe….

(Miracles happen)

You showed me dreams come to life….

And taking a chance on us was right….

All things will come….

With a little time….

When you believe…."

Everyone was dancing at this point.

"The soul is a shining light….

(When you believe)

The heart has the will to fight….

You can do anything….

Don't be afraid….

We're gonna find out where….

You showed me faith but it is not right….

Oooh, oh yeah….

Miracles happen….

Miracles can happen….

Miracles happen….

Miracles can happen…."

Alastor's amazing singing filled the entire room.

"You showed me faith is not blind….

I don't need wings to help me fly….

Miracles happen….

Once in a while….

When you believe….

(Miracles happen)

You showed me dreams come to life….

And taking a chance on us was right….

All things will come….

With a little time….

When you believe….."

Alastor then bowed as he finished the song.

Everyone clapped for him. Especially his four newly wedded husbands.

Alastor smiled.

He made his way over to his husbands.

"That was amazing Alastor", Sam said with a smile on his face.

Alastor said, "thank you very much, my sweet."

"Come on, let's go take photos with the family", Lucifer said.

The others nodded.

A lot of photos were taken that day.

Many of them were rather touching.

And all the photos would be placed in a special photo album. One that would be shared for generations to come.

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SuperSentai199: same here.

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