We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If

Volume 2

Chapter 5: Honeymoon

(Lemon Warning!)

We then see Sam and his husbands now in front of a mansion that belongs to Lucifer.

"I thought this mansion would be a perfect place for us to spend our honeymoon, instead of my castle", Lucifer said.

Sam said, "it's absolutely perfect."

"Now let's go inside", Prime said.

The others nodded.

The five husbands went inside the mansion.

Sam asked, "shall we head upstairs?"

His husband's gave excited nods.

The five husbands then head upstairs.

They soon made it to their room.

The bed was huge.

It was shaped just like a heart.

"It looks perfect", Hordak said.

Lucifer said, "I spared no expense."

Prime said seductively, "~so shall we remove our clothes~?"

The others nodded excitedly.

The five men began to strip.

Warning!

Warning!

Lemon starts here!

Soon, all five of them were as naked as the days they were born and/or hatched.

Sam asked, "so how are we going to do this?"

The others aren't sure what Sam meant.

Sam asked, "remember when we said we wanted to have kids in the future? So how are we going to have kids since we're men?"

Oh, NOW his husbands understood.

Lucifer said, "a little demon magic can transform our junk into the exact opposite. We were thinking that you would impregnate two of us, while one of us impregnates you afterwards."

Sam asked, "well then, who should I pop two buns in their ovens?"

Hordak and Prime raised their hands with quivering thighs.

Sam asked, "okay, now who will pop a bun into my oven?"

Alastor raised his hand, as well as several tentacles from his back.

Sam giggled.

He was getting more excited by the second.

"Well, then let's begin", Sam said.

Prime and Hordak performed a spell that transformed their cocks and balls into vaginas.

Hordak would be the first one to be impregnated, and he would be Sam's first time.

Hordak then laid on the bed.

Sam climbed on top of Hordak.

He pressed his throbbing cock to Hordak's pulsating pussy.

Sam then shoved his cock inside of Hordak's pussy.

Sam moaned in pure pleasure. He was no longer a virgin…. And he loved it! He was soon balls deep into his moaning husband's pussy.

Hordak moaned even louder as he felt Sam thrusting into his pussy.

The other three were watching with lustful looks on their faces.

Prime was fingering himself to the sight.

"Oh! This feels so good", Sam grunted as he kept pounding into Hordak's pussy.

Hordak was busy mewling like a cat in heat.

Sam then lowered his face down and kissed Hordak on the lips as he kept pounding even deeper into his husband's pussy.

Hordak's eyes rolled into the back of his head.

The two men then felt their climaxes coming.

They both moaned in unison as Sam unloaded a huge wave of cum into Hordak!

"That was amazing", Hordak breathed out.

Sam smiled and said, "same here."

Sam then turned to look at Prime.

He said, "you ready for it?"

Prime nods his head as he runs over to the bed.

Sam quickly grabbed his hips and pushed inside of him.

At that point, Lucifer has started sucking Alastor off in order to get him ready for when it was his turn to impregnate Sam.

The room was filled with moaning.

Thank God and the Devil for sound proofed walls!

Sam clutched Prime's hips as he pounded into his husband's pussy. Prime was already drooling in ecstasy.

Sam grunted as he kept thrusting into Prime's pussy, "you like that?"

Prime moaned like a hentai catgirl, going, "ah huh! Ah huh!"

Sam let out a grin as he kept pounding his husband's pussy.

Meanwhile, Hordak was holding his hand over his pussy, trying to keep the cum inside.

Soon, Sam let out a moan as he came inside of Prime!

Prime moaned in pure bliss as Sam pulled out of him, and he did what Hordak did to keep the cum inside of his pussy.

"Well now it's Alastor's turn", Lucifer said.

Alastor smirked as he performed the spell on Sam, tuning his cock into a pussy.

Sam's thighs were quivering.

Alastor approached Sam.

He said, "ready for me to pump a baby into that belly?"

"Hell yes", Sam said.

Alastor smiled and said, "well then, let's begin…."

Alastor shoved his cock inside of Sam's pussy.

Sam moaned in bliss.

Alastor clutched Sam's hips as he pounded into his husband's pussy.

It was glorious.

Lucifer then approached Hordak and Prime.

He said, "why don't I pleasure my lovers?"

Hordak and Prime nod their heads in excitement.

Lucifer smirked lustfully as he began fingering them.

Hordak and Prime moaned in pleasure.

Alastor kept pounding into Sam.

"Oh! Uh! Alastor! Harder", Sam moaned as he wrapped his legs around Alastor's waist.

Both of them felt nothing but pure pleasure.

Alastor then kissed Sam on the lips.

Sam's eyes rolled into the back of his head as he kept moaning.

Sam then felt his climax coming.

As did Alastor.

Sam moaned as he felt Alastor's cum start to fill his stomach.

Alastor kissed Sam's neck as they rode out their orgasms.

Lucifer whispered into Alastor, Hordak, and Prime's ears.

They all smirked and looked right at Sam.

Sam asked, "uh, what are you four planning?"

His husband's said, "what say we stuff you like a turkey?"

Sam's eyes went wide and then he nods his head.

His husbands smiked and said, "very good."

The four men then all basically piled on top of Sam.

"Oh", Sam cried in surprise.

He soon found a cock in every hole.

Hordak in his ass.

Prime in his pussy.

Lucifer in his mouth.

And Alastor formed two tentacles for Sam to jerk off.

The room was filled with moaning.

As well as the sound of slapping skin.

"Oh! Oh! Sam you're so tight", Prime moaned as he pounded into Sam's pussy.

Sam simply moaned around Lucifer's cock.

"I look forward to doing this every so often", Hordak grunted as he thrusted into Sam's ass.

His husband's nodded.

"Oh Sam", Lucifer moaned.

Hordak, Prime and Alastor echoed his words.

"Oh Sam!"

All the four men came at the same time.

This made Sam cum from the overload of pleasure.

'More', Sam thought.

His husband's could practically hear his thoughts, and gave him exactly what he wanted.

This went on for a few hours….

….

Soon the five men were snuggling against each other.

Sam's stomach was bloated like a beach ball.

Alastor and Prime rubbed Sam's bloated stomach.

Sam moaned happily.

"That was amazing", Alastor said.

The others all nodded in agreement.

"But for now let's all rest", Hordak said.

Everyone nodded with tired nods as they all snuggled together under the blankets….

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Lemon end here!

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We then see what happens throughout the entire honeymoon….

We see Hordak and Alastor in the living room.

They were reading while Sam was sketching in a small sketchbook.

And Sam was pretty good at it.

His drawings always stuck out.

Alastor and Hordak then took a glance at Sam's drawing.

He was drawing various fantasy and sci-fi characters.

"Woah Sam, your drawing's look amazing", Hordak said.

Sam smiled and said, "thank you."

Alastor cups Sam's cheek.

"You're so special, little imp", Alastor whispered.

Sam gave a very warm smile.

….

We then see Sam in the gardens.

He was simply relaxing as the sunlight shone over his body.

Then before he knew it, someone threw water at Sam.

He opened his eyes and glared at who did this action.

It was Lucifer and Prime.

He growled at them.

The two looked a bit nervous.

Sam said, "you better start running."

"Come on Sam, it was just a prank", Lucifer said.

"... you better start running", Sam growled.

The two men then ran like Hell!

Sam yelled as he ran after them!

Alastor and Hordak were watching through the window. They chuckled at the sight of it all.

Sam was screaming as he chased Lucifer and Prime.

This went on for a good few hours….

"Well, looks like it's over", Hordak whispered as he stared out the window.

Alastor was still chuckling.

….

We then see Lucifer and Sam making out in the kitchen.

Lucifer was holding one of Sam's legs as they made out.

Sam wrapped his tongue around Lucifer's tongue.

They both moaned in bliss.

Alastor then walked into the kitchen.

He smirked at what he saw.

Alastor then walked over to his two husbands.

He asked, "room for one more?"

The two break the kiss and nod their heads.

Alastor chuckled as he kissed Sam.

Sam moaned into the kiss.

Soon the kiss ended, and Alastor then kissed Lucifer.

Lucifer moaned into the kiss.

"Clothes off now", Sam whispered.

Lucifer and Alastor happily obliged.

The three men then strip themselves of their clothes.

All of them stood there naked in the kitchen.

Alastor picked up Sam and placed him in between him and Lucifer.

He said, "why don't we make a cute little sandwich?"

"Why, great idea Alastor", Lucifer said.

Sam grew an excited smile.

Sam felt his two husbands shove their cocks inside him.

Sam's eyes instantly rolled into the back of his head.

Alastor and Lucifer both groaned in pleasure as they kept pounding into their husband.

Sam was moaning in utter ecstasy.

"Oh! I love you two so much", Sam moaned as he wrapped his arms around Alastor.

Lucifer and Alastor smiled lustfully.

The three husbands kept on going until they all came at the same time.

All three of them moaned in pure ecstasy.

We then see Sam, with Hordak and Prime in their bedroom.

Sam had learned a new spell thanks to Lucifer.

A spell that split him into two copies of himself!

The real Sam was thrusting into Hordak's pussy.

The copy was thrusting into Prime's ass.

"Oh! Oh", Hordak and Prime moaned.

Sam and his clone grunted, "you like that, you two?"

His husbands moaned out, "yes! Yesh!"

Sam and his clone grinned as they kept pounding into Hordak and Prime.

This went on for a while and then Sam and his clone came inside of the two men.

They all moaned in utter bliss.

Sam asked, "so how was that?"

Hordak and Prime gave cum drunk looks and thumbs up.

Sam chuckled.

….

A few weeks later….

We then see Sam in the bathroom throwing up.

He felt very sick all of a sudden.

And he wasn't the only one.

Hordak and Prime were in the other two bathrooms the mansion had been built with.

The two were throwing up as well.

Alastor and Lucifer were there to comfort them.

"Oh Fuck", Sam groaned in pain as he clutched his stomach.

Lucifer had just come into the room.

"My stomach hurts so much", Sam cried in pain.

Lucifer came over and rubbed his back.

"Hordak and Prime said they have also been having stomach aches as well", Lucifer said.

Sam groaned, "why are we so sick?!"

"I don't know, but I've already called a healer, they should be on their way now", Lucifer said as he rubbed Sam's back.

Sam managed a small smile.

Then at the same time, Sam, Hordak and Prime felt the need to vomit again.

They all let it loose.

"That healer better get here now", Alastor exclaimed.

Lucifer nodded in agreement.

….

A few minutes later….

The healer finally arrived.

They looked the three men over.

The healer asked, "besides throwing up and stomach aches, what other symptoms have you three been having?"

Hordak said, "I was craving pickles and peanut butter this morning. After the puking."

"I was craving Bacon with cheese this morning, before the puking", Prime said.

Sam said, "that doesn't seem like a weird craving."

The healer was in deep thought and then he took out a device to scan the three men's stomachs.

They took a few minutes to do so.

"Looks like I was right", the healer said.

Alastor asked, "right about what?"

The healer said, "all three are pregnant."

All of the five men's eyes went wide.

Sam, Hordak and Prime were pregnant?!

"And it looks like Hordak is pregnant with triplets, Prime is carrying twins and Sam is carrying twins as well", the healer said.

The three of them looked down at their stomachs.

They then touched their stomachs.

They were growing new lives inside of them.

Alastor and Lucifer then walked forward.

They knelt down and pressed their hands to the stomachs.

"Our babies", Lucifer whispered.

Alastor whispered, "we're going to have babies."

The five men then hugged each other.

They felt nothing but joy at that very moment.

"And this pregnancy for you three will only last 5 months", the healer said.

Sam went wide-eyed and asked, "not nine months?"

"For demons in Hell, pregnancies only last 5 months", Lucifer explained.

Sam found that very shocking.

"Back in the human world, pregnancies lasted for 9 months", Sam said.

His husband's were intrigued by that.

"We should tell the others", Prime said.

His husband's all nodded.

….

We then see Sam and his husbands at the Hotel.

They had called the entire family there.

Charlie asked, "so what news do you have for us?"

Sam smiled at his husbands.

"We're pregnant", Sam, Hordak and Prime said.

Everyone's eyes widened in shock.

Anakin suddenly fainted!

"Didn't see that comin'", Sam said.

Eda said, "I've got this…."

Eda then slapped Anakin on the face.

He sat up, yelling, "PUMPKIN JUICE!"

Angel Dust said, "what the Hell?"

Padme said, "a weird quirk of Anakin's."

Charlie asked, "I'm going to have…. New siblings?"

The five father's nodded with smiles on their faces.

"Also to let you know, Sam is pregnant with twins, as is Prime and Hordak is pregnant with triplets", Lucifer said.

Anakin nearly fainted again, but Padme and Eda thwacked him over the head to stop that from happening.

Charlie's eyes sparkled as she squealed in joy.

She ran over and hugged her father and step dad's close.

"Choking! Choking!"

Charlie stepped back and said, "sorry!"

Sam was then hugged by his family.

They felt so happy for him.

"We're going to be grandparents", Anakin and Padme said.

Eda hugged them both close.

"You should tell Luz and Hunter", Luke said.

Sam nodded excitedly.

….

An hour later….

Sam had told his two best friends he was pregnant.

They were very happy for him. Albeit very confused at first.

But Sam told them he had used a spell that would allow for him to get pregnant.

That helped them understand.

Everyone was excited to meet the babies.

None more so than the ones carrying them.

….

We then see what happens through the next five months of Sam, Hordak and Prime's pregnancy.

Sam was in the bed eating a ice cream sundae.

Hordak was eating pickles.

Prime was eating chocolate covered bacon.

Sam shouted, "Alastor! Can you please bring a lime soda!?"

Alastor suddenly rushed off to get him his soda.

"Lucifer! Can you bring me Milk please", Prime called out.

Lucifer instantly rushed out the same as Alastor did.

"Oh, and can you bring us cookies and more ice cream", Hordak called out.

Lucifer and Alastor sighed as they scrambled to get everything their pregnant lovers wanted.

….

We then see Sam, Hordak and Prime making out.

With all three of them being pregnant, they took their horny mood swings out on one another.

The three of them moaned as they felt each other's tongues.

It was bliss. Pure bliss.

….

We then see the three pregnant men lying in bed. They were all happily snuggled together.

"Oh, this feels good", Sam purred.

His husband's nodded in agreement.

….

We then see Alastor and Lucifer running from their pregnant husbands.

They were very horngry. A combination of horny and angry.

The two men ran through the streets of Pentagram city.

They were running as fast as they could.

"Out of the way", Lucifer shouted as he and Alastor ran past a few demons.

One demon asked, "what are the king of Hell and the Radio Demon running from?"

That's right when the three pregnant demons ran past them.

Sam, Hordak and Prime were then near a coffee shop.

Sam asked, "where are they!?"

They then passed by two garbage cans.

"The coast is clear", Alastor whispered as he poked his head out.

Lucifer poked his head out and said, "people don't know what they're talking about when they say they want nonstop sex!"

Alastor whispered, "shhh! You want them to hear us!?"

Lucifer gulped and shook his head no.

The two then began tip toeing while hiding in the garbage cans.

They were trying to be as quiet as possible.

But then, by accident, one of them tripped.

They heard Sam yell, "there they are!"

"Oh shit! Run", the two men yelled.

They started running as fast as they could!

"Get back here", Hordak yelled.

This chase only continued from there!

The two men ran through the stores.

It was a wild chase, to say the least!

Lucifer asked as he and Alastor kept running, "how can we stop them!?"

Alastor suddenly got an idea and yelled, "ANAKIN! EDA! PADME!"

Then in a matter of seconds, Anakin, Padme and Eda appeared!

They instantly stopped the pregnant demons in their tracks.

The three adults pulled the pregnant demon's ears.

They all cried, "ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Bad boys", Eda scolded.

The three of them whimpered in pain.

"You three should learn to control yourselves", Padme scolded.

The three men gave apologetic looks.

"Now you three going to be put in the corner", Anakin said as he, Padme and Eda dragged the pregnant demons by the ears.

Alastor and Lucifer gave sighs of relief.

At least they could relax now.

….

We then see Sam, Prime and Hordak looking at their pregnant stomachs.

They were hoping to meet their babies any day now.

"Oh", Sam cried in surprise as he felt the twins kicking his stomach.

He then smiled. He could feel his babies!

"Oh my", Hordak cried as he felt the triplets kicking his stomach.

Prime gave a similar shocked look as he felt the twins kick his stomach as well!

"Our babies", Sam whispered.

Prime and Hordak echoed his words with small smiles on their faces.

The babies kept kicking their father's stomachs, as if they were trying to let their parents know that they were in there.

"Alastor! Lucifer", the three men called out.

The two men ran into the room.

They asked, "what?"

"The babies are kicking", the three men said.

That really excited the other two!

Alastor leaned his head onto Sam's stomach.

He heard a heartbeat and felt a light kick.

Alastor's eyes sparkled with joy.

Those were HIS kids in there!

Lucifer placed his head on Hordak's stomach and his hand on Prime's stomach.

He felt and heard the babies kicking as well.

Lucifer cried tears of joy.

As did everyone in the room.

They couldn't wait to meet their children.

It excited them every single day.

….

We then see Sam, Hordak and Prime in the kitchen.

The three were eating a few snacks.

They smiled as they munched on some delicious cheese and crackers.

A couple of days ago, they learned about the genders of their babies.

Sam was having a boy and a girl.

Hordak was having three boys.

Prime was having two girls.

And with Alastor and Lucifer, all five men already chose the names of their children.

The triplets would be named; Galen, Marek and Aiden.

The twins would be named Angela and Junior.

And the two girls would be named Padme Jr and Beru.

"Oh", Hordak cried as he felt one of the triplets kick his stomach.

Sam said, "these babies are restless."

"There there", Hordak whispered as he rubbed his stomach.

Prime began humming as he rubbed his stomach.

Sam rubbed his stomach as well.

He felt so happy.

They couldn't wait to meet their babies.

The entire family felt the same way.

Sam's parents were helping with the rooms the babies would sleep in.

They made sure each room would have everything a baby would need.

Sam then stood up to get some more milk.

He was rather thirsty.

But just when Sam reached the fridge…. He felt a sharp pain.

Hordak and Prime were about to ask what's wrong, but then they too behan to feel a sharp pain!

Sam then touched his thighs.

He felt water!

"The babies", Sam cried in pain.

The three of them quickly yelled out, "LUCIFER! ALASTOR!"

The two men then ran into the kitchen.

They saw the water dripping on the ground!

"The babies are coming", the three men cried.

The husbands quickly sprung into action!

"Let's get you to the room", Lucfier said.

Alastor used three large tentacles to carry the three men.

Alastor shouted, "ANAKIN! PADME! THE BABIES ARE COMING!"

Sam's parents instantly ran into the room!

The three men were on the bed.

They all groaned in pain.

"On our count, you three start pushing", Anakin said.

The three men gave nods as they groaned.

"1…. 2…. 3…. Push!"

All three men screamed as they pushed!

"Keep going", Lucifer said.

The men screamed as they kept pushing!

"I see something", Lucifer said.

A head was beginning to push out of each one of them.

"I can see the heads", Alastor said.

Padme said, "just one more push from all of you!"

"We are", all three men yelled.

They all screamed!

Soon, shrill cries filled the air.

Padme, Anakin and Alastor picked up the first three babies.

"Let us see…. Our babies", Hordak breathed out.

Lucifer said, "after we get the other babies out of you first!"

The three men then screamed in pain again.

They pushed as hard as they could.

"Keep going", Anakn shouted.

"It hurts so much", Hordak screamed in pain.

Alastor said, "just keep pushing, and it'll be over soon!"

The three men screamed in pain as they kept pushing.

Lucifer said, "almost there! I can see the heads!"

The three men clenched their teeth as they let out one last push.

More shrill cries entered the room as Alastor, Anakin and Padme picked up the other three babies.

Lucifer said, "alright, one more baby from Hordak."

Hordak lets out a scream of pain as he pushed as hard as he could.

Somehow, he managed to push out the final baby in one push!

"Okay, that's all of them", Alastor said.

The other began cleaning up the babies as Sam, Prime and Hordak caught their breath.

"Oh, I'm so tired", Sam breathed out.

Lucifer asked, "too tired to meet your babies?"

"Let us see our babies", Hordak whispered.

Each of them were handed their babies.

Sam held the twins, as he got a good look at them.

Junior looked like him, bit with red hair and little stubs that would one day become antlers.

Angela looked more like Alastor, but with brown hair and no antlers.

"Hi my little imps", Sam whispered.

Junior smiled with red eyes, but Angela was lightly snoring.

Hordak looked at the triplets in his arms.

Marek looked like him, but with brown hair, looking at his father with red eyes and a quiet expression.

Galen looked more like Sam, but with blue hair, paler skin, and he gave a goofy expression with blue eyes.

Aiden looked like a perfect mix of his parents, with his skin being patches of pale and normal tone, and he stared at his father with a cute smile, having one red eye and one blue eye that loomed great with his blue and brown streaked hair.

"You three look adorable", Hordak whispered.

Prime nodded in agreement as he looked down at his own offspring.

His two twin girls stared up at their father and Prime got a good look at them.

Padme looked like her grandma, but with green eyes and gray hair.

Beru looked more like Prime, but with blue eyes, and brown hair.

"Oh my little imps, you're so cute", Prime whispered.

Padme giggled as Beru simply smiled.

Alastor and Lucifer walked over to see the babies.

They smiled in pure and utter joy.

The babies then pointed to their mouths.

They were very hungry.

"Well, time to feed them", Sam said.

Anakin and Padme decided to give them all their privacy, and stepped outside of the room….

Sam, Hordak and Prime performed a spell.

They grew breasts in order to feed their babies.

Hordak grew three in order to feed the triplets.

Lucifer whispered to Alastor, "three tits. That's awesome."

Alastor nods his head with a grin.

The babies squealed in joy as they drank their milk.

They were adorable balls of joy.

Alastor asked, "how does it feel to have…. Breasts?"

Sam said, "a little weird."

"But it's worth it, if we have to feed our little ones", Prime said.

Hordak and Sam nodded in agreement.

The babies kept on drinking their milk from their father's breasts for another few minutes and then they finished.

They were all given light burps.

"Awww", Sam squealed.

Hordak said, "they are too precious."

The triplets then began to blow raspberries at their father.

Alastor said, "and they have a sense of humor."

"Nya Nya", Angela and Junior cooed.

Sam smiled down at them.

Padme Jr and Beru blew raspberries as well at Prime.

Prime chuckled.

"Well, let's show our babies to everyone else", Lucifer said.

….

Sam and his husbands were at the hotel.

They had once again gathered their friends and family together.

"And here are our children", Sam said as he and his husbands held their babies.

Everyone found them utterly adorable.

Charlie ran over to see her new baby brothers and sisters.

She had been so excited to finally meet them.

"Aww they're so cute", Charlie squealed.

All five father's smile in pride.

The babies giggled in joy.

They already liked their big sister.

"Awww", Charlie squealed.

Charlie couldn't stop smiling the entire time.

Everyone got to meet the babies.

Everyone utterly loved them.

As did the babies.

They were just so happy!

The family just got bigger and better.

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Reviews:

SuperSentai199: I'm glad you found it so sweet.

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