We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 2
Chapter 6: Palpatine
Sam and his husbands were with Sam's family in the living room.
Sitting across from them were Padme, Eda and Anakin.
Luke asked, "so Dad, Mom, what story are you going to tell us?"
Padme said, "well, this is a very important story…. This story is….. what happened shortly after your brother was kidnapped."
Sam said, "I've actually been wondering about that. Did you ever find out who did it?"
Anakin nodded and said, "indeed we did. And this is how it went…."
….
Flashback, 16 years ago….
We see Anakin and Padme looking all desperate and worried.
They had spent almost every waking moment trying to find out what happened to their son.
They wanted to at least find a clue on who might have taken their son.
They had searched their room seemingly a million times.
"Come on! There has to be a clue", Padme said in a desperate tone.
Padme then suddenly thought of something, "wait…. Doesn't Eda have a spell that allows people to view the past?!"
"She certainly does! I'll call her and tell her to come as fast as she can to the mansion", Anakin said.
Anakin ran to the phone as Padme kept looking around for clues.
And then, she finally found something. It was barely noticeable, but it was there!
A single white hair on the ground.
Padme hoped Eda could help shed some light in this clue….
….
A few minutes later, Eda arrived!
She had wild red hair, and looked like a supermodel.
You could see why Padme and Anakin would say yes to her about a 3-way in the future.
"Well, here goes nothing", Eda said as she performed the spell.
Shadows began moving around the room, as if time was rewinding around them.
As it went further back, the three of them saw a shadowy figure climbing backwards into the room!
Anakin and Padme saw their little baby boy. Their breaths hitched in their throat.
Anakin growled, "who took our baby boy?"
Eda waved her hand, and the figure stopped with baby Sam in their arms. Their face was covered by a hood.
Anakin and Padme then tried to see who it was.
Padme asked, "Eda, can you brighten the image up?"
Eda nods her head. She waved her hand again, and light began to show what the figure looked like.
And they were VERY ugly.
But Anakin and Padme instantly figured out who the figure was.
They growled, "Palpatine…."
Sheev Palpatine had been an enemy of the Skywalker for years.
Vader the patriarch of the Skywalker family used to work for Palpatine until he decided to quit.
This must have been the old coot's revenge!
Eda said, "so that's the creep who took your son?"
Padme and Anakin gave angry nods.
Eda asked, "so now what?"
Anakin growled, "we're gonna find this bastard and make him tell us what he did to our baby boy!"
"But first….", Padme said.
Anakin and Padme led Eda to their room, and pressed a panel on the wall that showed a secret closet of some kind.
Eda asked, "what's that?"
Anakin said, "armor that belonged to Vader and an old friend of his…."
The Vader armor was a black suit that looked like a robotic samurai demon.
The other armor looked like that of ninja garb.
"Those outfits look cool and scary as Hell", Eda said amazed.
Anakin said, "that's what we're going for."
Anakin and Padme began to put on the outfits.
Anakin strapped himself into the armor while Padme slid into the ninja garb.
Eda found herself blushing when Padme had to bend over slightly to fasten her boots.
'Oh those two are hot', Eda thought.
Padme and Anakin finished putting on their armor.
Anakin's voice went through a filter in his mask as he said in a darker voice, "hold the fort down while we're gone."
"You've got it", Eda said.
And with that, Anakin and Padme set off….
….
We then see Anakin and Padme arrive at a location.
A dark looking, decrepit building.
"This must be it", Padme said.
Anakin said, "the whole place went down the crapper after Vader quit. But Palpatine never left…."
"And if he's still there…. I pray that our baby boy is okay", Padme said.
Anakin nodded as he said, "let's get in there…."
The couple went inside the building.
They kept close to one another.
Anakin was holding a katana sword.
Anakin whispered, "this sword will take care of him after we learn what he's done."
Then cackling was heard.
Padme and Anakin stood back to back as their eyes scanned over the area around them.
"Show yourself", Padme shouted.
At the top of the staircase, a hooded figure stands above them.
"Palpatine", Anakin and Padme growled.
Palpatine chuckled out, "in the flesh…."
Padme growled, "where's Sam!?"
Palpatine chuckled and said, "safe, in the human world…. Where you'll never be able to find him…."
After hearing this, Anakin and Padme yelled in pure rage and dashed at Palpatine!
Palpatine then launched lighting at them.
Anakin was able to send the lightning flying back at him with his sword!
Palpatine then dodged it, but he wasn't able to avoid Padme's attack.
She kicked him right in the face!
Palpatine growled in pain, as well as anger!
"You bitch", Palpatine growled.
He suddenly grabbed a sword hanging from the wall! It was the color of blood, and had a golden hilt!
Palpatine raced towards Padme.
But Anakin ran in front of his wife and blocked Palpatine's attack.
He growled, "you piece of shit!"
Anakin pushed Palpatine back and began to clash his sword against the demon.
Anakin was much faster and skilled.
Palpatine, when you got down to it, was a very old man long past his prime!
Palpatine tried to strike Anakin with his sword. But Anakin was able to meet every strike with his own!
"Now Padme", Anakin shouted.
Padme brought out two glowing daggers and stabbed Palpatine in the shoulders from behind!
Palpatine roared in anger and pain.
Padme growled, "how does that feel?!"
Anakin used that chance to slash off Palpatine's hand!
Palpatine let out an unholy screech of pain as he clutched the smoking stump and dropped down to his knees!
Anakin then grabbed Palpatine by the throat. He lifted the frail old man to his level.
Anakin growled, "where did you send Sam!?"
Palpatine managed a small strangled chuckle and said, "the human world. To be raised by a human couple, no knowledge of his REAL family."
Anakin and Padme growled in anger.
Padne growled, "where in the Human world!?"
Palpatine cackled, "I used a spell to send him to a random place! You'll never find him! Even I don't know where he is!"
Anakin and Padme's eyes glowed red.
It was like all they saw was blood!
Palpatine kept cackling.
And then Anakin and Padme snapped.
Anakin broke Palpatine's neck!
Palpatine let out a wheeze, before Anakin stabbed him with his sword.
He glared at the old bastard until the life left his eyes.
At least they dealt with Palpatine, but…. For all they knew, their son was lost.
Padme then broke down crying.
Anakin held his wife close.
"O-Our Baby boy…. Is out there all alone", Padme sobbed.
Anakin whispered to her, "we'll find him one day. I promise. We'll see our son again one day."
….
Even though we managed to get rid of Palpatine….", Padme said.
"Our family was broken", Anakin said.
"We both felt nothing but sadness", Padme said.
Anakin said, "the only thing that brought us joy was when Luke and Leia were born. But even though we loved them more than anything, we still longed for the return of our eldest son…."
Padme said, "but then came that day…."
Anakin said, "when Sam finally returned to Hell…."
….
We then see Anakin and Padme in their bed.
They were both reading.
Luke and Leia were at school.
So it was just the parents at home that day.
The two adults sighed. They still held out hope, after all these years, that they would see their boy again.
Anakin then stood up.
Padme asked, "going for a walk?"
Anakin asked, "yes, do you want me to stop by the store and pick up some food for tonight?"
Padme nodded and said, "thank you sweety."
Anakin then gives his wife a quick kiss on the lips.
He said, "I'll see you soon, honey."
"Be careful", Padme said.
Anakin nodded.
After her husband left, Padme then went into the kitchen to wash the dishes.
….
We then see Anakin walking past a few stores. He already had some groceries bought for dinner.
As Anakin was walking, he heard his hellphone ring.
He looked and saw that it was Padme.
Anakin answered it and said, "hello?"
"Ani, pick up the twins from school…. They found him... I.M.P found our son", Padme said as her voice was filled with joy.
Anakin went wide-eyed. This sounded too good to be true! But it was true! After all these years…. Anakin would be able to meet his son!
Anakin asked, wanting to make sure it wasn't a dream, "are you sure?!"
"See if there is a T.V nearby and you'll know for sure", Padme said.
Anakin ran to a store that had televisions in the window area.
And the live ad from I.M.P was still playing.
Anakin felt his breath hitch as he saw Sam on screen.
Sam on screen, said, "I've only just recently discovered that I'm a demon, and so I'm looking for my real family. If you're out there, please, I want to know who I am…. Who my family is…."
Anakin felt tears going down his face.
It was him!
His son!
Then Anakin ran as fast as he could to the school to get the twins. He was very excited for all of his children to finally meet!
….
We then see, Anakin, Padme and the twins in the car as they head to Imp City.
They were off to finally meet Sam.
Luke asked, "could it really be Sam?"
Anakin said, "we're sure it's him."
"There's no doubt about it", Padme said.
….
Soon the family arrived at I.M.P.
Padme and Anakin felt their hearts racing.
The family got out of the car and went inside the building.
They saw Loona at the front desk.
Loona looked up from her phone and had a shocked look on her face. It wasn't everyday that you saw the Skywalker family in your place of business.
Loona stuttered, "t-t-the S-S-kywalkfer family?"
"Yes, that's us", Padme said with a chuckle.
Loona asked, "w-what can we do for you?"
"We're here to pick up our son", Anakin said.
Loona went wide-eyed and asked, "y-you mean…. The teen demon who recorded a live ad from here?"
Anakin and Padme nodded.
Loona then pressed the button on the intercom.
"Uh, guys…. You're never gonna believe who showed up", Loona said over the intercom.
Millie asked over the intercom, "who?"
"The Skywalker Family", Loona said over the intercom.
There was silence on the other end for a moment.
"Let them in Loona", Moxxie said over the intercom.
Loona said, "alright", before she turned to the family and said, "go on up. They're waiting for you…."
"Thank you", Padme said.
"Come on kids", Anakin said to the twins.
The family went up to meet Sam….
….
Padme and Anakin said, "and you all know the story from there."
Sam then ran over and hugged his parents.
He was heartbroken to hear what his parents had gone through without him.
"I'm so sorry for all the pain and sadness you had live with Mom, Dad", Sam said.
Anakin said, "it's alright, Sam. You have nothing to be sorry about. It wasn't your fault."
"Anakin's right, at least we're all together again", Padme said.
Luke and Leia then joined the hug.
Lucifer then took a photo of the family.
It was a rather touching photo.
….
A few minutes later….
Sam and his husbands were in the babies room.
All the babies were on the floor playing with their plushies.
Marek was hugging a pink tadpole plushie that had a yellow bow on top.
Galen was making a plushie of what looked like a blue hedgehog bounce up and down.
Aiden had a plushie of a pink frog.
Padme had a plushie of a big pink rhino in a Hawaiian shirt.
Beru has a certain skull and cat-like plush.
Angela is hugging a snow owl plushie.
Junior is seen hugging a yellow frog plushie that is wearing a turquoise hat with ragged patches, frayed overalls, and light green farming clothes.
And the babies all looked adorable, holding their plushies close.
"Awww", Sam said.
Alastor said, "they're utterly perfect."
Marek, Galen and Aiden then crawled to Hordak and pointed to their mouths.
Hordak said, "well, guess it's time to feed the babies."
Hordak picked up the triplets. He then used the spell that gave him three breasts.
The three babies latched their mouths onto their father's breasts.
Hordak held them close as they drank.
Soon the rest of the babies crawled towards their fathers.
"Looks like they are hungry as well", Sam said as he picked up Angela and Junior.
Prime picked up Padme and Beru.
Sam and Prime then performed the spell and grew breasts as well.
The babies then latched onto their father's breasts.
All of them drank their "mother's" milk.
The babies squealed as they drank their milk. This went on for a few minutes.
Soon they all finished.
They all gave light burps upon finishing their meal.
"So cute", Lucifer said.
His husband's nodded in agreement.
The triplets then blew raspberries at Hordak.
Their parents all chuckled.
Junior then jumped out of Sam's arms and into Alastor's.
That was quite the surprise!
Junior squealed as he hugged Alastor around the neck.
Alastor chuckled and held him closs.
"They just keep getting more adorable", Sam said with a smile on his face.
The others all nodded in total agreement.
The babies yawned.
"Time for a nap", Prime whispered.
The father's carries their babies off to their cribs.
The father's place their babies in their cribs
They also handed each baby their plushie.
The babies hugged their plushies close to them. They all smiled in their sleep.
The father's placed the blankets over them.
They all whispered, "sweet dreams."
The babies smiled in their sleep as they snuggled close to their plushies.
Sam and his husbands slowly made their way out of the room.
"Let's head to our room", Hordak whispered.
The others nodded and followed Hordak to their bedroom.
"I sure could use a nap as well", Prime said.
Sam said, "same here."
The husbands then made it to their room.
They all got snuggled into their bed.
"Now this is more like it", Lucifer whispered.
The others nodded.
….
The next day….
Sam and his husbands took the babies out for a stroll.
The babies smiled at everything they saw.
Aiden was sucking on his hand.
Galen was babbling to Marek as he kept staring at his feet.
Angela was sucking on a pacifier.
Beru was giving cute little snores.
Padme Jr was hugging her plushie.
Junior squealed as he pointed in the direction of an ice cream store.
Sam whispered, "looks like they want some ice cream…."
"Well, let's buy them some", Alastor said.
Hordak said, "let's hope they don't get too hyper."
"Let's just hope", Prime said as he and the others got to the store.
They got their kids all vanilla ice cream, since it was the least likely to get them bouncing off the walls.
Alastor whispered, "you like it, little ones?"
The babies all squealed in joy.
"Nothing makes us happier than seeing you kids smile", Hordak said.
The babies giggled.
The five father's smiled. This brought them so much joy.
The babies kept eating their ice cream. It was so adorable to see.
Soon they all finished. And they were now very happy, very full babies.
The father's placed their babies back in the stroller.
And thus, they continued on with their stroll….
The babies fell asleep at some point during the stroll. So when they got back home, the babies were put right into their cribs.
Sam and his husbands then left them in their room.
The five men were in the kitchen preparing lunch.
Alastor was drinking some milk, when he felt something hug his leg.
Alastor looked down and saw that it was Junior.
He smiled and lifted him up, asking, "when did you get up?"
Junior babbled as he hugged Alastor around the neck.
Alastor chuckled and hugged his son close.
Alastor asked, "want me to put you back in your crib?"
Junior shook his head and he hugged his father.
Alastor chuckled and asked, "wanna spend more time with your papa?"
Junior squealed. Alastor chuckled.
Junior stuck to his papa the entire time. He was like a koala clinging to a tree.
Whenever Sam or the others tried to make Junior let go of Alastor, he started crying.
Alastor was there to comfort his son every time.
It was quite the adorable sight whenever it happened.
Junior squealed and giggled.
Alastor was cradling him in his arms.
"Oh my little imp", Alastor said as he smiled.
Junior smiled brightly.
"Junior loves you so much", Sam said.
Alastor smiled and said, "and I love him too."
Junior hugged his father's neck.
He kept babbling as he did so.
The five fathers smiled.
….
We then see Anakin and Padme in their room, with Eda.
Eda was snoring in-between the two of them.
Anakin and Padme smiled.
They loved spending so much time with her, even while she was asleep.
"I can't wait for the wedding", Padme whispered.
Analin nodded happily.
Yep, the two of them had proposed to Eda!
And she had said yes!
And even crazier, it had happened during one of their more…. Ahem, intimate, moments.
Anakin and Padme just couldn't hold it anymore and they asked Eda.
They wanted nothing more than to spend the rest of their days with her.
"I've learned some spells for when we have our honeymoon", Padme whispered.
Anakin whispered, "like what?"
Padme whispered in Anakin's ear.
He went wide-eyed before giving a sly grin.
Padme smirked.
The two shared a brief kiss.
The two broke the kiss.
They whispered to one another, "I love you."
The two then kissed Eda's cheeks.
She smiled in her sleep.
Anakin and Padme then snuggled up against Eda.
They slowly dozed off.
….
Later that evening….
"Mom. Dad. I have a surprise for you", Sam said.
Padme asked, "what is it son?"
Sam held up a photo album and said, "Hunter and Luz retrieved this for me. It's a photo album of me growing up, and I used some of my demon magic to remove Pane and Scott from the photos."
Anakin and Padme gasped in shock and awe.
Sam smiled.
He then hands the photo album to his parents.
They opened it up to see photos of their son growing up.
Sam taking his first steps.
Sam in adorable baby clothes.
Sam hugging a teddy bear close.
Sam blowing out a birthday cake candle.
Sam swinging on a swingset in a park.
Anakin and Padme had tears in their eyes.
So many memories in these photos.
Sam hugged his parents.
He said, "I'm just glad I have you both now."
Anakin and Padme hugged their son as well. They all held one another close….
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