We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 2
Chapter 8: Ahsoka
One month later….
Sam and Alastor were taking a stroll.
They were having a nice, peaceful walk around the block.
"It's a beautiful day", Sam said as he held his husband's hand.
Alastor said, "indeed it is."
Soon the two men were nearing an alleyway.
And that's when they heard…. Crying?
Sam asked, "do you hear that honey?"
Alastor nodded.
The two men then look into the alleyway
They saw a figure hiding in the shadows.
Sam and Alastor then walked into the alleway and approached the figure.
Sam asked gently, "hello? Are you okay?"
The person was still crying and shaking in fear.
Sam and Alastor knelt down and showed their empty hands.
The person then lifted their head….
Sam and Alastor finally got a good look at them.
They were a girl around the same age as Hunter, with orange skin, white facial tattoos, and long white horns with blue painted stripes on them. She was wearing nothing more than rags!
And she appeared to be injured!
Alastor said, "you need help!"
Sam asked gently, "what's your name little one?"
She shakily said, "Ahsoka…. Ahsoka Tano…."
Alastor asked, "what happened to you, Ahsoka?"
Ahsoka nearly whispered, "ran away…. From some monster…. He bit me…."
Ahsoka then whimpered in pain.
Sam said, "please, let us take you somewhere to heal."
Ahsoka shakily asked, "you…. Mean…. It?"
Sam and Alastor gave firm nods.
Alastor then gently picked up Ahsoka.
Despite her age, she was quite small.
Ahsoka whimpered in pain.
Alastor rubbed her horns gently as he said, "come on. The hotel has a private doctor's office."
Sam then summoned a blanket and handed it to Alastor.
Alastor wrapped the blanket around Ahsoka.
"Let's get to the Hotel", Alastor said.
Sam nodded and the two carried the young woman to the Hazbin Hotel….
….
Then we see the healer checking Ahsoka over to inspect her wounds.
She was whimpering in pain.
Sam asked softly, "how is she?"
The healer said, "well, other than a few scrapes, bruises and bites, she'll be able to heal up in a few days."
"That's good news", Alastor said in relief.
Sam nodded in agreement.
The healer asked Ahsoka, "where are your parents, young one?"
Ahsoka sniffled and said, "they died…. During the last extermination…."
Ahsoka started crying.
Sam and Alastor gave each other sad looks.
"We'll be back in a moment", Sam said as he and Alastor left the doctor's office.
They looked at one another as soon as they were out of the room.
"She needs us Alastor", Sam whispered.
Alastor nodded and said, "I completely agree."
"And so do you agree that….", Sam said.
Alastor simply nodded.
"Then it's decided", Sam said.
Alastor said, "that it is."
The two men then walk back inside the doctor's office.
Ahsoka was now sitting up.
Ahsoka asked, scared, "where am I going to go now?"
Sam and Alastor glanced at one another.
"You won't have to worry about that, sweety", Sam said in a soft tone.
Alastor added, "we have the perfect place in mind…."
….
Ahsoka stared up at the Skywalker Mansion in awe.
She was also wearing brand new clothes.
A brown shirt and dark red skirt.
"Follow us sweety", Alastor said soflty.
Ahsoka gave a nervous nod.
"It's okay, Ahsoka", Sam said gently.
Ahsoka nodded a little more firmly and followed them inside.
Ahsoka could not stop her awestruck look on her face when she entered the mansion.
It was utterly amazing to her.
"There you are, you two", Prime said.
Hordak asked, "what took you so long?"
Sam said, "we, um, got a little sidetracked…."
Lucifer asked, "by what?"
Sam and Alastor gestured over to Ahsoka.
The three men saw the young teen girl.
She looked down nervously.
Hordak asked softly, "who is she?"
Sam said, "go ahead, sweety. Tell them your name."
"Hello…. My name is Ahsoka Tano", Ahsoka said a bit nervously.
Lucifer, Prime and Hordak smiled kindly at her.
Sam and Alastor then walked over to their husbands and whispered in their ears.
Sam had in his hand a piece of paper.
No, papers.
And not just any kind of papers.
Adoption papers!
Ahsoka asked feeling nervous and scared, "what's g-going o-on?"
Sam said, "Ahsoka, we want to ask you something very important."
Alastor asked, "do you want to stay here? With us?"
Ahsoka thought about it for a moment and she nodded her head.
The five men smiled kindly at her.
Ahsoka asked, "but what does this mean?"
They all said, "welcome to the family!"
Ahsoka asked confused, "huh?"
Sam clarified, "we'd like to adopt you."
Ahsoka's eyes went wide.
She almost couldn't believe her ears!
Ahsoka choked out with tears in her eyes, "R-R-Really?"
The five men gave kind smiles and firm nods.
Ahsoka kept sobbing tears of joy.
She ran over and hugged Alastor first.
Alastor smiled. He hugged her gently, like a father would.
Ahsoka then went over and hugged Sam.
And after that, she hugged Prime, and then Lucifer, and finally Hordak.
"Thank you so much", Ahsoka cried.
Her newly adopted parents all smiled at her.
"I'll make you some lunch, follow me sweety", Sam said softly to his adopted daughter.
Ahsoka nodded as she followed Sam.
Sam then led her into the kitchen.
Ahsoka sat down by the table.
She was starving.
Sam then began making lunch.
A simple peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Sam then finished and he placed the plate in front of Ahsoka.
He then placed a glass of apple juice next to the plate.
Ahsoka smiled and dug in.
Sam smiled gently at his adopted daughter.
It felt weird, but right to say.
Ahsoka then finished her food.
"Thank you…. Dad", Ahsoka said with a smile on her face.
Sam went wide-eyed, but then smiled warmly and said, "no problem, sweety."
Sam then placed his hand on Ahsoka's shoulder.
"It's time for you to meet your siblings", Sam said.
Ahsoka asked, "I-I have siblings?!"
"You do", Sam said as he smiled.
Ahsoka smiled excitedly.
Sam then led her to the babies' bedroom.
He said, "they might be asleep, so be a little quiet."
Ahsoka nods her head.
Sam slowly opened the door.
Sam saw that the babies were asleep.
He smiled down at them.
"Come in", Sam whispered to Ahsoka.
Ahsoka nodded quietly.
Ahsoka walked into the room and she gasped quietly in awe at her siblings.
They were the cutest things she had ever seen.
Sam whispered, "aren't they cute?"
"They sure are", Ahsoka whispered.
Marek rolled around in his sleep as he felt for his plush, Polly.
But he started to whimper as he couldn't find her.
He began to cry as he woke up, which caused a chain reaction for the other babies.
"Oh no", Sam said as the babies were crying.
Sam quickly picked up Marek and Galen first, trying to calm them down.
Ahsoka then walked over to one of the cribs.
The one that held Padme and Beru.
Ahsoka said softly, "uh…. There, there?"
The girls suddenly opened their eyes and grew quiet as they gazed upon Ahsoka.
The two babies then titled their heads as they continued to gaze upon Ahsoka.
Then we see Hordak, Prime, Lucifer and Alastor run into the room.
They quickly picked up the other babies and began to calm them down.
"Shhhhh…. Shhh", Hordak said as he held Aiden.
Alastor said, "it'll be okay", as he cradled Junior.
"There, there", Lucifer said as he cradled Angela.
Padme Jr and Beru reached their tiny hands towards Ahsoka.
The father's noticed this as Ahsoka held the girls close.
"It's okay", Ahsoka said softly.
The girls calmed down and hugged Ahsoka close.
The five father's smiled at the sight.
Sam then saw Polly, Marek's plushie, on the ground. He quickly picked it up and have it back to Marek, who hugged it close as soon as he saw it.
Soon the rest of the babies calmed down.
And they were all interested in the demon girl now in their room.
"Little imps, this right here is Ahsoka Tano", Sam said with a smile on his face.
The baby's all smiled at Ahsoka.
"She's your new big sister", Prime said.
Marek was the first to say, "hello", while his siblings only giggled.
Ahsoka smiled.
It felt nice to be looked up to like this.
"They love you Ahsoka", Hordak said as he smiled.
Ahsoka smiled warmly.
"I think it's time Ahsoka meets the rest of the family", Lucifer said.
The others nodded.
….
A few minutes later….
Ahsoka was cuddled up with all of her new siblings on the couch.
"Follow me", Sam said to his parents and younger siblings as he led them to the living room.
They were excited to see what Sam had in store for them to see.
Lucifer had also brought Charlie over to the mansion.
He knew she'd be excited to have a big sister.
"Okay, you can open your eyes now", Sam said.
They all opened their eyes.
And they saw Ahsoka on the couch with the babies.
They all instantly smiled.
Luke asked, "who is she?"
Sam said, "everyone, meet Ahsoka."
"Hi there", Leia said.
Ahsoka said, "h-hello."
"She's a little shy", Alastor said.
The others nodded in understanding.
Eda asked, "what is she doing here?"
Lucifer said, "meet the newest addition to the Skywalker family!"
"SAY WHAAAAAAATTTT!?"
The husbands chuckled and said, "we officially adopted her today."
Ahsoka looked shy and nervous as she fiddled with her fingers.
She was nervous about how they would react.
Anakin asked, "what happened to her parents?"
Ahsoka looked down in sorrow as Hordak said, "they met their end in the last extermination."
The others gasped in horror and sadness.
Prime said, "so that's why we've decided to take her in."
Anakin and Padme walked over.
Ahsoka looked up at them.
"Welcome to the family", the two said as they hugged their adopted granddaughter.
Ahsoka was shocked at first, but quickly hugged back.
Everyone smiled at the sight.
It was truly touching to see.
Charlie then walked over.
She was practically jumping on her heels.
"Nice to meet you, I'm your big sister", Charlie said.
Ahsoka smiled and said, "hello."
Charlie giggled and hugged Ahsoka. Ahsoka hugged back.
Ahsoka smiled tears of joy.
Her life just took an amazing turn.
And it was only gonna get better from there.
….
Some time later, we see Sam help his adopted daughter Ahsoka get into her dress.
Ahsoka said, "I don't think I've ever worn a dress before."
Sam asked, "really?"
Ahsoka nodded and said, "yeah, my family was never that fancy."
Sam shrugged his shoulders.
"And there", Sam said
Ahsoka looked at the blue dress she now wore.
"I love this dress", Ahsoka said as she smiled?
Sam chuckled and said, "I'm glad you do."
Sam then checked his own dress to see if it was perfect.
It was a long white dress.
"It looks like we both are ready", Sam said.
Ahsoka smiled and said, "I hope so."
"Well follow me", Sam said.
Ahsoka nodded and followed him.
The two then met up with the others in the garden.
They were all dressed up for this photo.
"You two look beautiful", Lucifer said in awe.
Ahsoka blushed a deep red as Sam said, "why thank you."
"Well let's take the photo", Charlie said in joy.
The family all nodded.
The family then sat down. All of them were smiling.
"OK…. 1…. 2…. 3!"
The adults all yelled, "cheese!"
All the babies cheered, "cweeze!"
Marek said, "cheddar."
The photo was then taken. And it was one that would last a million lifetimes.
The photo was placed inside Lucifer's castle.
Right over the fireplace.
And underneath the photo it said….
"The Skywalker Family. A True Loving One."
Two copies were made of the photo.
One was placed near the entry of the Hazbin Hotel, where it would welcome everyone who entered.
And the other photo was placed inside the Skywalker mansion, right over its own massive fireplace.
"Perfect", Sam said.
His husband's nodded in agreement.
"It sure is", Hordak said.
Prime said, "I'm so glad to have this picture up."
"Me too", Ahsoka said as she smiled.
She was more than happy to be in the picture with her new…. Family….
Alastor asked, "are you okay sweetie?"
Ahsoka smiled and nodded before she said, "more than okay."
Sam then placed his hand on Ahsoka's shoulder.
The two smiled at each other.
"Sam", Leia said as she ran into the room.
Sam asked softly, "qhat is it Leia?"
"Luz and Hunter are here to see you", Leia said.
Sam smiled and said, "ah, always great to see my best friends!"
Ahsoka asked, a bit confused, "your best friend's, dad?"
Sam nodded and said, "I grew up with these two. I'm sure you'll get along with them."
Speaking of which, Luz and Hunter then walked into the living room.
Luz said, "hey Sam!"
"Hi Luz, Hunter! Bring it in", Sam said as he turned into his harpy form and hugged his two best friends.
It was a very touching gesture.
Luz and Hunter laughed as their best friend hugged them.
Meanwhile, Ahsoka found herself blushing.
Why?
Well….
When she saw her adopted Dad's best friend Hunter…. That's when the blush found itself on her face!
She thought Hunter to be handsome. Like a knight in shining armor!
And she started to blush even more when Hunter walked towards her.
He said, "hi there. I'm Hunter. You must be Ahsoka?"
Ahsoka feeling shy ran to hide behind Alastor.
Hunter looked very confused.
Hunter asked, "uh, was it something I said?"
Sam and Alastor chuckled.
Ahsoka hugged Alastor as she continued to hide behind her adopted father.
Sam whispered, "she's a little shy", to Hunter.
"Oh", Hunter said.
Luz asked, "so this is the girl you adopted? She's like the same age as us."
"That she is", Sam said with a smile on his face.
Hunter said, "isn't that a little weird? Calling someone the same age as you, dad?"
"It was at first, but now I've grown used to it", Sam said with a chuckle.
Hunter and Luz shrugged, as if to say, "aight."
Ahsoka then peaked from behind her hiding place.
Alastor said, "It's okay sweety. They're friends."
Ahsoka then walked over to the two humans.
She said, "h-hello."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Luz Noceda", Luz said with a smile on her face.
Ahsoka gave a light wave.
Hunter then stood in front of Ahsoka.
He said, "hello again."
Ahsoka blushed and said, "h-hi."
Hunter said, "my name's Hunter."
Ahsoka smiled a little. Still with a huge blush.
Prime whispered to his husbands, "do you notice that Ahsoka blushes every time she is near Hunter?"
The others nodded with smiles on their faces.
Lucifer whispered, "could it be that…?"
That got the five men thinking.
Hordak thought, 'could Ahsoka have developed a…. Crush…. On Hunter?'
It was very probable.
….
Later, we see Luz hanging out with Amity.
She could never stop her heart from racing whenever she was near her.
Luz and Amity had become real close when they first met each other at that party. And their friends could easily see what it was leading towards.
Right now the two were enjoying some ice cream cones.
And despite how weird it was to have ice cream in Hell, it was a very nice moment between the two.
Luz and Amity sat next to each other.
Both were eating their ice cream.
Luz's hand then touched Amity's hand.
They both blushed as they glanced at one another.
"Sorry", Luz said.
Amity said, "oh! No, it's okay."
Luz asked, "you sure?"
Amity nodded and said, "i-it's kinda nice actually."
Luz blushed.
As did Amity.
Luz stuttered as she touched Amity's hand, "really?"
Amity nodded as she looked away.
"To be honest…. You look adorable", Luz stuttered.
Amity blushed even harder and said, "r-really?"
"Really", Luz smiled.
They didn't notice that their faces were growing closer to one another.
And before they knew it…. Their lips were locked!
Luz and Amity were like that for a full moment.
But they eventually had to break for air.
The two were blushing.
They just kept staring at one another.
Luz asked, "so…. Does this mean?"
Amity said, "I-I hope so."
"Then it's official", Luz cheered.
Amity giggled in joy.
The two girls held each other's hands.
They felt unbelievably happy.
"To be honest, you…. Are my first crush", Luz stuttered.
Amity stuttered, "you're mine too."
The two girls blushed.
For what felt like the millionth time.
"Well let's go spend the rest of our day together", Luz cheered.
Amity smiled and said, "I'd love that."
The two girls then ran off together.
They were eager to spend the rest of the day with one another.
….
Meanwhile….
Ahsoka and Hunter were in the infant's room, playing with the babies.
They were watching Galen rolling around while Marek was busy organizing some blocks so they read, "they think I can't spell", when they weren't looking.
And when the two teens turned around…. The blocks spelled out, "kableethmahf.
"Well at least he tried to spell something", Hunter said as he and Ahsoka turned around.
Marek slowly held up five blocks that read; "idiots."
Marek giggled after he did that.
He was a little genius.
Hunter asked as he held up Polly, "so this is Marek's plushie?"
Ahsoka nodded before Marek suddenly hopped up and grabbed Polly.
Hunter looked surprised and shocked.
Marek subtly crawled past some blocks that read, "don't touch my plushie", but they were knocked over before anyone could read them.
Marek blew raspberries at Hunter.
Hunter raised an eyebrow.
"Marek", Ahsoka said in a stern tone.
Marek plopped down with Polly in his arms.
"Be nice to Hunter", Ahsoka said.
Marek gave a small nod.
Hunter smiled at Ahsoka.
He said, "thanks."
Ahsoka blushed.
Hunter couldn't help but find her cute that way.
Galen giggled.
Aiden just started sucking on his hand.
Padme Jr and Beru titled their heads.
They seemed to always be in sync.
Angela and Junior smiled. They were always happy, it seemed.
Hunter asked Ahsoka, "so how do you feel living here?"
Ahsoka said, "I feel a lot better than before."
"Sam told me how injured you were, when he and Alastor found you", Hunter said.
Ahsoka nodded and said, "I'd been living on the streets ever since the last extermination. It wasn't easy, but I got by. At least until that crazed sinner attacked me and Sam and Alastor found me."
Hunter felt a lot of sympathy for Ahsoka and he hugged her.
Ahsoka blushed for a moment before hugging back.
Marek then once again organized the blocks.
They read, "this is so beautiful."
Then he knocked the blocks over again. He did this when the others had nearly spotted what it read.
Ahsoka and Hunter realized they were hugging each other a bit too long.
They separated with huge blushes on their faces.
The rest of the babies giggled.
They were always delighted by their brother's antics.
Junior and Angela tugged on Hunter and Ahsoka's shirts.
"They want us to keep playing with them", Ahsoka said with a giggle.
Hunter said, "well, we best oblige them."
Angela and Junior squealed. They were so happy!
Ahsoka and Hunter kept playing with the babies for the next few hours.
It was a very calm but fun afternoon.
….
Meanwhile….
Anakin and Padme were with their son Sam in their room.
The two parents were in their harpy forms.
And they were cuddling their son.
They just wanted to spend some time with him.
Sam giggled as he felt his mother and father's fluffy fathers. They were always a sort of comfort.
"Luke, Leia and Kane love the cuddling we give them as well", Padme said.
Sam giggled and said, "I bet."
Anakin and Padme smiled as they kept cuddling their son. It was too adorable for words.
"I was never cuddled like this in the human world…. Even as a kid", Sam said.
This made Anakin and Padme hug him even closer.
Sam smiled. His parents always knew how to cheer him up.
Sam then turned into his hapry form.
This only made it easier for his parents to cuddle him.
Sam purred.
"Our Wittle baby boy", Padme purred.
Sam gave a light chuckle.
Anakin purred as he cuddled Sam, "who's our snuggly wittle baby?"
Sam chuckled and said, "I am."
"Yes you are", Padme cooed.
Sam just kept on smiling.
"And also we just remembered that in a few weeks, it will be your 19th birthday", Anakin said.
Sam smiled in excitement.
"Your father and I already have plans for your birthday party", Padme said.
Sam said, "I figured you did."
Anakin and Padme then wrapped their wings around their son. It was like a giant hug!
Sam smiled softly. He felt so happy.
Sam then slowly fell asleep in his parents arms. Looks like he was getting tired.
Padme cooed, "is our wittle baby sleepy?"
Sam nodded.
"Yeah he is", Anakin whispered.
Sam then proceeded to yawn.
"Shhh…. Shhhh", the two parents soothed.
Sam slowly began to drift off to sleep.
Anakin and Padme smiled as they made sure to have their wings wrapped around their son.
It was like a feathery blanket.
The two parents purred as they held their son close to them.
He soon drifted off to sleep.
Anakin and Padme kept purring as they too fell asleep with their son in their arms.
Luke and Leia then walked into the room and saw the adorable sight in front of them.
They both smiled happily.
Leia took out her hellphone and took a picture. She was gonna treasure this picture for a long time.
"Awww", the two said.
The two couldn't get over how adorable this was.
"Let's show it to the others", Luke whispered.
Leia nodded.
The two kids left the room. They knew the others would love the photo.
We then see Ahsoka and Hunter still playing with the babies.
Marek was building a small tower and letting Galen smack it down.
Padme Jr and Beru were playing with their plushies.
Aiden was beginning to doze off.
So were Angela and Junior.
"Looks like they are getting sleepy", Ahsoka said.
Hunter nodded and said, "I think it's time to set then down for some naps."
Ahsoka nods her head. They gently picked up the sleepy babies.
Then they placed them in their cribs.
The infants smiled in their sleep.
Ahsoka whispered, "what about the rest of you?"
Marek then organized the blocks to say….
"Daddies."
Hunter whispered, "you all want to go be with your daddies?"
Marek and the other babies nod their heads.
Ahsoka whispered, "alright. To your daddies we go…."
The two teens picked up the babies.
"Polly! Polly", Marek squeaked out as he pointed to his plushie on the ground.
Hunter picked it up and handed it to Marek.
Marek giggled as he hugged Polly close to him.
Hunter smiled at that.
"He really love that plush", Hunter whispered.
Ahsoka nodded.
The two teens then quietly left the room and walked towards the living room.
They both smiled as they sat down.
Galen asked as he looked around, "Papa?"
Ahsoka said, "I wonder where they are?"
"Who knows? But don't worry little ones, your father's will be here soon", Hunter said to the babies.
The babies seemed to calm down.
In the matter of minutes, Alastor, Hordak, Prime, and Lucifer walked into the living room.
The baby's squealed and reached for their fathers.
The four men smiled and walked over.
They each picked up one of the metaphorical little angels.
Marek giggled as he hugged his father Hordak.
Hordak chuckled as he held his son close.
Padme Jr and Beru snuggled against their father Prime's chest. Prime smiled proudly as he held them.
Junior squealed as he hugged his father Alastor.
Alastor chuckled and said, "good boy."
Angela snuggled against her father Lucifer.
Lucifer rocked her back and forth.
Hordak asked, "did you two spend the whole day with the babies?"
Hunter and Ahsoka nodded.
Lucifer asked, "did they behave?"
Ahsoka said, "they were absolute peaches."
The four men chuckled.
They said, "good little ones, ain't they?"
The babies giggled. They were proud of themselves.
Alastor asked, "where is Sam?"
Ahsoka said, "we think he's napping as well."
Then on cue, Luke and Leia walked into the living room.
Luke said, "right you are, and we got photographic evidence."
Leia then held up her hellphone and showed everyone the photo.
They all smiled and went, "awwww…."
"That's what we said as well", Leia said with a giggle.
Everyone chuckled at that.
Little did the Skywalker family know that something very horrible was soon to transpire…. In the form of a horned demon with black and red skin….
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SuperSentai199: I'm glad you found him so cute.
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