The Land Before Time

Author's Note: Inspired by Matsuda Risae's YouTube videos. Enjoy the story and R&R.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to or of the Yu-Gi-Oh! SEVENS series.

Pairing: Background Luke x Hunt.

Summary:

Director Luke directs Hunt's web videos. Tiger directs Luke into the nearest three to four walls.


"Hello everyone! You're hanging with Goto Hunt for another webisode of Jurassic Oasis! The place we talk Duels, diamonds, and dinosaurs! Now, I know you're all probably asking: Why is Genius Excavation Boy Hunt wearing the King of Duels' shirt? Are you ready for this? He and I are –"

"Ahem!" Luke choked down a loogie on the other side of the camera.

"Do you like the shirt? I like the shirt!" Hunt hastily thought up an alternate line. "Luke-san and I will be selling the shirt through my channel, so be sure to preorder, hakutsu! And of course, you can also donate to Hunt's Dream Fund, where every last yen you donate goes to making yours truly filthy rich! That's right! You didn't mishear! Give me monies and I will spend, spend, spend without regret and one day ride around in a luxury car, hakutsu!"

Luke nodded at the change. He was in Director Luke mode: beret, sunglasses, vest, megaphone. The whole shebang!

Something about Hunt's honest dishonesty drew in likes like Dynarmix drawing in the asteroid for its Giant Dynarmix Impact. His viewers mindlessly accepted financial ruin and hit the donate button into extinction so the donation bell was ringing over every unit of Hunt's prepared material.

It hadn't dawned on Luke he just committed to paying for t-shirt production and distribution. But God forbid someone find out it was Hunt and not Yuga holding hands with him in that cave in Hakubutsu Kan's dinosaur fantasy!

Tiger put her bassoon down.

God forbid KGC was going to lend its good name and profits to a snot-nosed kid's lame internet program! The Kamijo brand wasn't about to be dragged through the tar by her stupid brother's money-grubbing dinovangelist squeeze toy's get-richer-quick scheme!

Gavan would have indulged his great-grandson.

His sister? You could start digging the hole for her to kick him into with her heel!

Kamijo Gear Company bodyguards seized the soundstage.

"W-what? Get off my set! We're shooting!"

"Hm!" Tiger scoffed. "Luuke!"

"ONEECHAN?"

Tiger sent Luke flying through a couple prop backdrops and a real brick wall. She then moved on to Hunt, the feed still live, terror catching in the scammer's throat.

"You're cancelled."

"Yes, Tiger-san!" Hunt squeaked.

"Huh. You're smarter than I took you for. Maybe Luke will pick up some brains from you."