As Archibald grew, and his parents officially earned U.S. and British citizenship along with himself, Archibald decided to study abroad in his own country of origin.
It was there, in a small Manchester pub that he'd meet the love of his life…
(*Death Metal rock instrumental*)
And the love of his life just so happened to be playing with her band, "Moshin' for the Lord!".
"My WORD! This is quite loud!" Archibald exclaimed.
"Well COR! What'chu EXPECT, LUV?!" A female asparagus with an annoying Cockney accent exclaimed, trying to talk over the loud music. "DIS IZ MANCHEST'AS' FINEST CHRIS'TAN METAL ROCK!"
"Who IS that?!" Archibald exclaimed, looking directly at a female asparagus all dressed in black, singing and playing her guitar backwards like Jimi Hendrix.
"OH THAT'S LOVETTE, MY SISTA', BUT WE JUS' CALL ER' LOVEY!" The asparagus replied. "I'm JOAN, BY TH' WAY!"
"GREAT TO MEET YOU!" Archibald replied.
Archibald would really get to know Lovette over the course of his life, and eventually, after completing his semesters abroad—
