I told you I'd be back soon! It's been only a couple days since the last story, so as you can tell, I'm excited to get these on the road.

This is Oswald. He is the husband of Ortensia. These 2 have 420 children, however, there was one that found out about something they shouldn't have, leading them to total insanity. This is the case of Oswald Jr. #420.

"Hello, I'm Oswald... Former king of Wasteland... Uh. This entire thing is still a sensitive subject for me and my family, but I'll try to tell you as much as I can. So they day started as it did usually. Except I installed internet in the castle. All of my children begged for it, including Ortensia, my wife. Since when has TV not been enough? Ahem, anyway, ever since their 3rd day with the internet, Oswald Jr. #420 was acting really ignorant, dizzy, and she was keeping more secrets from us, then we heard she was taken into custody of the police for destruction of property, assault, and more unspeakable crimes. I probably should've been monitoring what they were doing, but I never knew that the internet could be so dangerous and influential. That's all I know."