Mr. Lucky Rabbit's testimony didn't reveal much, fortunately, Oswald's wife Ortensia can answer a few more questions for us. "I'll get straight to the point. We were new to the internet, we had no idea search history existed, or even the term 420. All we knew was that the kids were up in their room all day, staring at the computer screen. We went up to check on them every hour, and we never saw any activity that could've provoked our daughter to go crazy. For uh... personal reasons, Mickey was with them before the incidents." In summary, Ortensia and Oswald were new to the internet and didn't know how to efficiently protect their kids from the dangers leading us to the recent events in the area.

If none of you have been following the news, Oswald and Ortensia's daughter went mad and destroyed personal property, committed several instances of assault, and has been involved in drug dealing. As revealed today, Oswald Jr. #420 was doing what he did because of his name, as some know that 420 means marijuana.

"We didn't even know they left their room. They didn't come downstairs or anything noticeable."