A/N - 222-word drabble on Day 3 Prompt - Car Sex. (TW - limey lemons ahead. Read at your own risk.)


Ch. 3 - Shiny and New


"Harvey, your treatment's been going so well. Why the breakout?"

"I missed you," Harvey grins. Batman sighs.

"You see me every Saturday."

"Not to fuck," Harvey pouts. Batman pauses, one hand on the passenger door of the Batmobile and the other on Harvey's shoulder.

He opens the back door, instead.

Harvey's lips are on him before the door is shut, despite Batman's surly warning growl.

It's been too long, and they don't have lube, and they're both too desperate for kisses to even bother with blowjobs, but somehow the embarrassingly quick handjobs are better than any of their hottest memories.

"You can't break out every time you want to fuck me," Bruce finally murmurs against Harvey's neck. Harvey shifts in his lap and presses a kiss to his cheek.

"Watch me," Two-Face growls, but it's Harvey who laughs at the uncowled Bat's exasperated look. "Bribe the guards for conjugal visits," Harvey suggests. "You're rich."

"That's not the District Attorney talking," Bruce scolds.

"So what? My therapist wants me to integrate," Harvey smirks. "And sugar? I think integrating our asses and cocks would do wonders for my treatment," he grins.

Bruce strokes idle fingers through Harvey's sweaty strands.

"Married couples can get conjugal visits," Bruce says slowly.

Harvey's breath hitches.

"That's one reason to get married."

"I can give you more," Bruce smiles.


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