A group of four friends, Ash Williams (Army of Darkness), Hank Hill (King of the Hill), Squidward Tentacles (Spongebob Squarepants) and Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong Country) were all in Ash's apartment. While Ash was feeling in the dumps over the loss of his girlfriend to the Deadites, Hank, Squidward and Dixie were all conversing.
"I'm telling ya, kid. Snorting propane ain't gonna get ya so high that you'll shoot your woman down like Johnny Cash did in his song Cocaïne Blues." Hank told Dixie.
"Uh, Earth to Mr. Hill: It was a joke." Dixie told Hank while folding her arms in front of her chest.
"Uh, Earth to Dixie: I knew that." Hank replied as he folded his own arms in front of his own chest.
"Uh, Earth to Mr. Hill: You just gave an explanation of why my statement was dumb, like you didn't know it was a joke." Dixie replied to him.
"Earth to Dixie and Hank: Your argument is stupid and shouldn't even be held in the first place." Squidward chimed in. Hank, Squidward and Dixie then proceeded to turn to Ash.
"Hey, Ashley. Why don't ya help us settle this argument?" Hank asked Ash.
"I'm really not in the mood to deal with this right now..." Ash sighed. The other three could notice his sour mood.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Dixie asked Ash.
"Oh, I lost my girlfriend, the love of my life to some Deadites the other day, and I've been feeling down in the dumps since then..." Ash admitted. Hank, Squidward and Dixie looked at each other before looking back at Ash.
"You know, Ash...You know one thing that would really lift your spirits right about now?" Squidward asked Ash as he looked at the trio.
"...What?" Ash asked Squidward.
"Orange Mocha Frappucino!" Hank, Squidward and Dixie said in unison. Ash's eyes widened at that suggestion, and he smiled and shot a pair of finger guns at his friends.
The scene then cut to Ash, Hank, Squidward and Dixie riding around the city in a jeep while enjoying their orange mocha frappucino. Wake Me Up Before You Go Go by Wham was playing during the scene, and the four friends were very happy as they rode on through the city. The four friends then pulled up to a gas station in their jeep, and the four of them began holding a water fight at the gas station, much to the annoyance of the gas station workers.
Suddenly, Ash was distracted by a man throwing a magazine into a trash can, and Ash proceeded to walk over to the trash can and grabbed the magazine out of it. As he was doing this, Hank, Squidward and Dixie took their water fight a step further and began dousing each other in gasoline.
Meanwhile, Ash kept his attention on the magazine he had just taken out of the trash can. "Ash Williams: A badass, idiot."" Ash read out loud before he proceeded to look at Hank, Squidward and Dixie holding their gasoline fight, and he smiled. However, that smile quickly faded when Hank took a break from the fight and proceeded to light up a cigarette.
"Hank! Noooo!" Ash yelled.
"Whuh?!" Hank asked before the gas station proceeded to blow up, killing Hank, Squidward and Dixie in the explosion as a coffee cup went flying at Ash's face.
