Chapter Three: The Ride of a Lifetime
The time had come. It was the night Waluigi and Wario had set for Olive Garden. Waluigi was excited as he waited for Wario to pick him up.
It was long until that Honda Civic pulled up, with Spice Girls blaring through the radio.
"Does Wario listen to the same three songs?" Waluigi wondered as he walked up to the car.
"Get in." Wario said as an unremarkable greeting.
"And hello to you too, Wario." Waluigi said, but he wasn't angry. He was too excited to care.
"Where to?" Wario asked.
"I'll handle it."
Waluigi then inputted the directions into the GPS and the machine spoke directions aloud. Waluigi was a little nervous seeing Wario drive, but he couldn't be that bad, could he? He put faith in his friend, and kicked back his seat until they would arrive at the destination.
Wario almost hit three cars. Almost.
Waluigi should have known better than to close his eyes and relax while Wario was driving. After all, he was the reason Waluigi's car was totaled.
Just as the car pulled into the parking lot, there were three cars heading their way. Wario almost didn't stop and continued to move forward. It wasn't until Waluigi's eyes shot open from the cars honking where he screamed for Wario to get out of the way. They narrowly escaped tragedy and they weren't even in the Olive Garden yet.
Waluigi sighed as the two stepped out of the now parked car. Dinner with Wario could only mean one thing.
This was going to be a long night.
