How To Tickle A Sleeping Dragon: Harry Potter/How To Train Your Dragon

By: Winged Seer Wolf

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Summary: Harry Potter has been declared dead for a decade after a raging fire destroyed his relatives house. But one Halloween night, a mystical goblet inexplicably chooses the name of a dead person to compete in a dangerous tournament. When the day arrives for the first task, the skies darken and a dragon roars. It descends, shocking the world as it shifts into a lightning struck teen. Just how did this happen and what has Harry Potter gone through?

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Pairing(s): Harry/Hiccup; Sirius/Remus; Rigel/Collin; Conall/Dennis

Rating: M

Genre: Supernatural/Romance

Dragon Animagus Harry!

Strong Harry!

Smart/Devious Harry!

Protective Harry!

Slash/Mpreg!

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Dedication: Thanks to my brother in all but blood, DZ2 and his Lockdown Library for allowing me to publish this idea. This idea is #1 in the library.

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Chapter I: The Fury Descending

"Excellent! We now have our three Champions, but in the end, only one can emerge victorious. Only one will be able to lift this Chalice of Champions, this vessel of victory…the Triwizard Cup!"

As applause and celebration became the orders of the day, however, a hush suddenly settled over the Great Hall, accompanied by an air of worry and confusion, as well as alarm, when the collective masses of the students of Hogwarts, Durmstrang and Beauxbatons saw an impossible sight appear before them.

The Goblet of Fire igniting for a fourth time!

As the flames soared into the air, filling the Great Hall with an air of warning magic and alarm that actually had many of the students ducking in fear, many of the staff of the three schools moved to protect their charges, even the usually-stoic Igor Karkaroff and the stern Minerva McGonagall. At the same time, Albus Dumbledore ducked in shock as another burst of fire flew out of the Goblet, his own confusion, disbelief and alarm at this very unusual, if not impossible occurrence, obvious for all to see.

As the Goblet's flames reared up again, Dumbledore watched, as did everyone else, when a single scrap of parchment flew out of the Goblet, drifting through the air as though guided by unseen hands, which led the parchment right into the shaking hand of the Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Once he had a-hold of the parchment, Dumbledore's eyes widened when he saw the name that was written there.

"Harry Potter?"

"What?" asked Minerva, a note of alarm, if not disbelief in her voice as she moved towards her old friend, "What…what did you just say, Albus?"

"Harry…Potter…" repeated Dumbledore, the disbelief in his voice edged by a note of fear and personal pain as he looked up to his colleagues.

"But that's impossible," scowled Severus Snape, his face contorting into a sneer that made him look more-loathsome than ever, if such a thing were even humanly, let alone magically-possible.

However, it was his next words that grabbed the fact of the matter by the short and curlies more than anything else he could have said.

"Potter's been dead for several years now, Headmaster, and if you ask me, we're all the better for him being gone. So, if this is someone's idea of a joke, I can safely say we are not amused!"

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"Welcome…to the…the First Task of the…the Triwizard Tournament."

As Dumbledore let his voice project through the stands, his words seemed as slow and pained as the rest of him had felt over the past few weeks, ever since someone out there had decided to play a cruel joke on the magical world.

A joke that only a select few students had even found amusing, which was more than could be said for the rest of the world, especially once the lovely Miss Skeeter put her own spin on things. For a long while afterwards, Dumbledore's office had become a proverbial minefield against the raging sea of Howlers and poison-quilled reports from the Prophet, as well as the many sniping remarks at the unfortunate cruelty of some people courtesy of his Slytherin Head of House.

As a result of those jibes, however, Severus had been driven away from the Great Hall during mealtimes, if only for his own safety, once Minerva and Filius made it clear what they thought of his cold remarks at the loss that the magical world had suffered nearly ten years ago now.

Come to think of it, the night the Goblet had spat out Harry's name as the Fourth Champion, however it was possible, was ten years, to the day, since Dumbledore had seen the wards around Privet Drive fall, only to arrive in the street and find what could only be described as a raging inferno greeting him.

The smell of the Dursleys' flesh being burned by flames that even seemed too powerful for Dumbledore to douse would haunt Albus for a long time to come, especially when, even after the flames had finally gone out, there were no new reports indicating so much as a remainder of the body of the Magical World's saviour.

From what Dumbledore had heard from Arabella before she'd chosen retirement and made it absolutely clear that she wanted nothing from Albus, not even a check-up on her, nothing had been left of the Dursleys, or Number Four, while most of the other houses on Privet Drive had sustained damage, as had the people living there.

But at least they were fortunate enough to still be alive.

Even so, Dumbledore never forgot the horrors that had greeted him and, although he'd taken it upon himself to erect a headstone next to the poor, unfortunate boy's parents' graves, the guilt had never left Dumbledore for a second.

And now, someone had thought it was funny to make a cruel joke on the tenth anniversary of the tragic loss.

If Albus ever found out who it was, Azkaban would be a paradise compared to what he would push to make happen to them…

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As the darkness of his memories filled his mind, Dumbledore drew in a shaky breath before he continued addressing the spectators.

"And now, to explain the rules of the Task. At the sound of the cannon, our three Champions will attempt to retrieve a golden egg from the nest of a dragon, each of which has been randomly assigned to each Champion for their respective trial. Points will be awarded on time, flair, use of magic and tactics, whereas points will be deducted should any of the other eggs be broken or damaged, as well as lack of survival instinct on the part of our Champions. Regardless, we wish them the very best…"

Before Dumbledore could finish, however, his eyes widened while everyone in the stands suddenly ducked and cried out in alarm as what could only be described as a raging tempest brought on by Zeus himself filled the skies, turning what had been a rare November sunny day into a blackened sky, which seemed to be broken by flashes and bolts of what looked like blue lightning.

As everyone looked up to the heavens, many of them wondering how or where such a terrible storm had come from, a collective gasp of awe, as well as alarm and wonder filled the stands when a large shadow suddenly flew down to the ground, landing in the middle of the arena with an almighty crash, which caused clouds of smoke and dust to kick up around the impact zone.

At the heart of the crash site, however, Albus was more-alarmed to notice a streak of bluish-coloured light shining from within the darkness, which seemed to fill the air with a rippling energy that made many people's hair stand on end. However, as the dust clouds cleared, the aged Headmaster's eyes widened with renewed awe when he saw what it was that was causing the blue light in the middle of the arena.

It was a dragon!

But it didn't look like any dragon Dumbledore had seen during his travels; for one thing, it was mostly jet-black in colour, save for what looked like a streak of midnight-blue, which seemed to be the source of the light that had shone within the dust storm. The blue streak ran from the head of the dragon, right down along its spine before it came to an end at the dragon's tail.

To Dumbledore's amazement, the dragon also seemed to have two large green eyes, which were thin-slitted and looked up at the wizards around it with an air of warning, judging by how the dragon was hunched over, its black wings flared in a protective, but powerful stance.

"What…what on Earth is that…that beast?" demanded Barty Crouch Senior, his voice edged by horror and disbelief as he pointed a shaking finger at the new dragon. "That…that isn't one of the assigned dragons: where…where did it come from? Someone…Alastor…imprison that beast!"

"Try it and it'll be the last mistake you ever make, human!"

To the shock of the spectators, a figure revealed themselves to be a humanoid figure, whom was covered, head to toe, in what looked like dragon-scale armour, each part of which was streamlined to fit the newcomer's body like a second, protective skin. Apart from the scaly armour, the newcomer also wore a long, tattered cloak with a hood that, curiously, seemed to resemble the head of the dragon next to them; however, when the stranger lifted their head to meet the eyes of the spectators, many people gasped when they saw two hardened brown eyes glaring at them.

At the same time, the figure removed their hood, revealing a young, male figure whom was remarkably well-tanned in appearance, as well as thick brown hair, though his hair had some bluish-coloured streaks, just like the colour of the dragon's spine. As the newcomer glared at the people around him, his voice ripped through each and every one of them like a crash of thunder;

"And, believe me, you humans have made enough stupid mistakes forcing me and my nest to come back to such a disgusting excuse for a country, but, by all means, go ahead and make one more…what is it you say?"

As Dumbledore stared at the newcomer and his dragon, his eyes widened when, to the shocked crowd's surprise the dragon blurred as if it was a mirage and in its place was a second male figure whom was covered, head to toe, in what looked like dragon-scale armour, each part of which was streamlined to fit the newcomer's body like a second, protective skin.

Apart from the scaly armour, the dragon turned human also wore a long, tattered cloak with a hood that, curiously, seemed to resemble the head of a dragon. However, when the stranger lifted their head to meet the eyes of the spectators, many people gasped when they saw two emerald-green orbs that seemed to burn like living fire.

The dragon turned human removed their hood, revealing a young, male figure whom was remarkably well-tanned in appearance, as well as raven-black-haired, though his hair had some bluish-coloured streaks, just like the colour of the person's former shape. As the dragon turned human glared at the people around him, his voice ripped through each and every one of them like a crash of thunder just like the first teen. It seemed they shared this same quality.

"And, believe me, you humans have made enough stupid mistakes forcing me and my nest to come back to such a disgusting excuse for a country, but, by all means, go ahead and make one more…what is it you say?"

As Dumbledore stared at the two teens, his eyes widened when, as he met the eyes of one of the teens, he caught sight of a very faint streak of white that stuck out on the man's forehead, clearly-visible against the tanned state of his skin, which also took on a scary, disbelieving shape.

A bolt of lightning.

Add in the green eyes, the black hair and the air of power that Dumbledore could feel in those eyes as they stared at him and, as terrifying as the thought was, the old man couldn't help but also feel hope, as well as relief and wonder as he whispered one word.

"Harry…"

To Dumbledore's shock, the man smiled, almost as though he had heard him, before he nodded once, his sly smile never once leaving his face, even as he continued addressing the arena's occupants.

"Oh, yes, now I remember…never tickle a sleeping dragon…well, I should warn you now, humans…I'm really ticklish and a very light sleeper." Harry replied as he turned towards the black scaled monstrosity that was what the magicals called a dragon. The spectators and judges watched as Harry Potter opened his mouth and sparks of blue-purple lightning suddenly burst from his mouth right at the nesting mother who roared in pain as the lightning coursed over her hard scales and began to blacken as the lightning scorched them.

A final roar from the dragon was heard as the mother dragon fell to the ground and she didn't get back up. Closing his mouth, Harry smirked and walked forward and gathered up both the false golden and the nesting mother's true eggs and placed them into a bag that he conjured. He calmly walked back to the entrance where his mate was standing.

They looked at the Judged who were both amazed and terrified at the power Harry held. They looked at each other and Madam Maxine raised her wand and from it burst a ribbon that morphed into a ten. Dumbledore then raised his wand to show off a five. Crouch pulled his wand and showed off a six. Karkaroff then pulled his wand to show off a second five and finally Bagman pulled his wand to show off a ten.

Bagman then put his wand to his throat. "The score is out of fifty points. We award Harry Potter with thirty six points out of fifty for the unneeded death of his dragon. Harry Potter is also required to return the eggs as well." Bagman said. Harry shook his head.

"I claim the eggs as a spoil of battle, to do with as I see fit." Harry said as he and his husband turned and left the arena. The two teens walked into the castle and up the stairs to the highest floor and into a hidden room. The room was an apartment with a large bedroom, living area, bathroom and kitchen.

Harry turned to his mate. "Do you want to celebrate?" Harry asked Hiccup as he pulled out the dragon eggs and set them on the table. Harry watched as Hiccup's eyes glittered with hunger and opened his mouth to reveal sharp teeth and a forked tongue. "Oh yes, Alpha. You know just how to treat me." Hiccup said as he and Harry stripped themselves of their clothing. Harry was slightly muscular with six pack abs and not a hair on his body apart from a soft bush that surrounded a thick shaft that was a dark red color and was covered in bumps and had a slight bulb at the end and was at least 6 inches in length and arched over a set of large, low hanging orbs that were covered in black scales.

Hiccups mouth watered at the sight as Harry took in Hiccups form which was nearly the same except that his shaft was smaller than Harry's and his orbs were smaller. The reason for this was because Hiccup was a natural Omega with a Beta personality. Meaning that Hiccup was able to bear children but only to his Alpha as he was mated to his best friend that he had named Toothless but had soon found out his secret. That he was a human turned dragon.

(Minor Vore Scene)

Harry grabbed one of the eggs and cracked it with a finger that had become a claw and removed the egg shell to reveal the dragon inside who squirmed. Harry lowered the opened egg to under his shaft and with his right hand grasped his shaft and began to pull on it, growling and groaning as he grew to full hardness and continued for a minute or two till he roared out in ecstasy as he pointed his shaft at the egg with the baby dragon inside and spilled his seed over the newborn dragon.

Harry then pulled the seed covered dragon out f the egg and saw that Hiccup was on his knees, mouth wide and ready. Harry turned the baby dragon to Hiccup and the baby dragon began to squirm even more and tried to break free of Harry's grasp but to no avail as Harry placed the baby dragon in Hiccups mouth causing him to moan as his instincts took over and looking up at Harry, Hiccup swallowed the baby dragon's body in two gulps, slurping up its tail like a piece of spaghetti before swallowing a final time opened mouthed.

Harry watched as Hiccup's throat bulged outward from the meal that Hiccup had swallowed and watched as his stomach distended from the baby dragon being tossed into Hiccups stomach. Hiccup rubbed his stomach as it began to gurgle and felt the dragon claw and screech as it met its match in Hiccups stomach. Hiccup burped, letting all of the air out of his stomach and his stomach settled down.

Hiccup then retrieved a second egg and cracked it open and repeated the act with Harry who after swallowing the baby dragon covered in Hiccups seed, kissed him and they held each other close, naked before making their way to the bedroom. Harry picked up Hiccup and placed him in the bed and then crawled onto the bed with him and spread Hiccup's legs and pointed his thick dragon-like shaft at Hiccups pink hole and entered him in one thrust causing him to moan and Harry to lay down behind Hiccup wrapping his arms around Hiccup and rubbing his stomach as his shaft twitched inside hiccup and he rubbed his lower abdomen seeing it distend from Harry's large shaft. Hiccup fell asleep to the low draconian humming that Harry was doing and to the warm heat that his body was giving off.

(Minor Vore/Slash Scene End)

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As the duo were intertwined in a hidden room, Albus Dumbledore was in his office. Having a tantrum.

"How dare he, show up after all these years! He should have stayed gone. Had he been gone for three more years then his fortune and political power would have been mine!" Dumbledore snarled as he flung high powered spells throughout the room. But luckily for Dumbledore he could use the tournament to his advantage and he knew just what to do.

Starting with the second task...

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Meanwhile, far away, a man was kneeling before a high backed chair and was conveying the results and shocking upset all the while looking down at the floor under the piercing red eyed gaze of the person sitting in the chair.

"Harry Potter has returned My Lord. He's a strange dragon animagus and can spout bluish-purple lightning from his mouth that caused the death of the mother dragon in the first task. He received thirty-six points. Do you want me to try and get close to him to see if I can learn more?" The man asked.

"No. Return to Hogwarts. But keep and eye on him and his companion. Maybe we can use them to further our plan against the old fool." the creature said. The man nodded, stood up and backed away three steps before turning around and leaving the room to the man's master, a large snake and a sniveling rat-like man.

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In a hidden house deep in the heart of London, a black haired man laid in bed beside a tawny haired man and they were both shirtless. This man was Sirius Orion Lupin-Black and his partner was Remus John Lupin-Black. They had been married and mated since before Sirius' godson Harry was born. Sirius bore the mark of both Lupin and his wolf form upon his shoulders just as Remus had the mark of Sirius and his Grim form.

For some strange reason, the two men were young and healthy twenty one year olds and not the thirty five that they were supposed to be. This was due to the fact that Sirius' animal form wasn't a Grim but was a Hellhound that was truly immortal that chose Lupin as its mate from the moment that Sirius had completed the animagus transformation.

They had spent their first full moon as animals mating and indulging in their animal instincts and as they grew older they grew closer to the point that they had tied the knot both as humans and animals forever bonding to each other mind, body and soul. But then in 1981, disaster stuck and Sirius was carted to Azkaban. which incidentally didn't affect him one bit because of his Hellhound form that had garnered respect and fear from the Dementors.

Luckily he had only spent a few months in the prison as he was freed by his husband and mate who had gone to great lengths to retrieve him. The following full moon, the duo ran and to show his appreciation, Padfoot mounted Moony and knotted him spilling his seed into the wolf who gladly accepted the offering and the next morning they spent the day in bed intertwined with each other.

Several weeks later, Remus ended up extremely sick and Sirius took him to the Healers to figure out the problem. Remus was pregnant with twins! Sirius was ecstatic. The twins were born on October thirty first 1984, after Dumbledore had reported to the duo about Harry's demise in a house fire. Sirius had broken down and cried before rage had set in and Sirius right hooked the old man breaking his nose and jaw.

Since then Sirius had guarded the twins, a pair of identical twin boys with black hair and tawny brown highlights and eyes that were a fire-orange and amber mix. When Sirius looked upon his twins eyes, he knew deep inside that his hell hound aspect was pleased and that jolted Sirius to the fact that his children were created during a full moon while he and Remus were in animal form. It seemed that the seed that created the twins was primarily animal but with some human mixed in thus he figured that his twins would be able to shift into canine form when they were older along with other abilities.

He named them Rigel Akela and Conall Embry Lupin-Black. They were both now eleven and had been sorted into Gryffindor to the delight of their parents. They had grown up hearing stories of their older brother Harry who they knew had sadly died shortly before they were born. But as their birthday approached and the night that they turned twelve, the seemingly impossible happened, their brother's name was pulled from the goblet of fire.

They had the further shock almost a month later of seeing a black dragon that shifted into human form and suddenly the twins felt happy that their brother was back and not dead as every one had assumed. They hurried to write a letter to their fathers.

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The twins owl, named Anubis was a pitch black owl with white spots and amber eyes. Sirius pulled the letter from the owl which was heavier than normal and opened it. to reveal the twins letter and a vial filled with silver mist. Sirius knew that it was a memory and with Remus in tow pulled the pensieve out and they dived into the memory and were shocked at what they saw.

They were beyond happy and angry that their adopted first born son was alive and entered into the death trap known as the triwizard tournament. Sirius and Remus looked at each other with grim determination and anger burning in their eyes so much that if they looked into a mirror their eyes would have been the color of their animal aspects and vowed that their adopted first born son would be protected at all costs and that whoever had placed him in the tournament who fear the claws and teeth of two enraged immortal animals.

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Woah! Did everyone like the chapter?

I hope you like what I did with Sirius and Remus.

What does everyone think of the twins?

What about Harry and Hiccup and the minor vore scene?

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Next Time...

Chapter II: Meeting a Dragon, Confrontation and Bonding

Rigel and Conall meet Harry and Hiccup as the dragon duo shares their bounty and Sirius and Remus gear up for a confrontation with Dumbledore as the Wizarding World reels from Harry's return.

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