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Ianto was practically jiggling on the stop as his skin crawled. There were rescue crews trolling about in case there had been a third person in the boat, no matter how often Jack or the Fucktard said there wasn't. Then came the search of the house like they might have the third person tied up against their will… people tramping in and out touching everything. Oh god, so much for the bubble.

Finally they left and Ianto stood there with total devastation on his face "Right. That's torn it."

"What do you want to do?" Jack asked as he saw Ianto one edge of a complete tantrum of epic proportions even Babs would be amazed at.

"I am going into the village since we are already breached… laugh and I will smack you one…. I am going to collect some supplies and whatever else I think we need and then we are going into isolation for the entire week. No symptoms in that time… we are fine." Ianto said nervously, his hand carding through his hair that was sticking up at odd angles.

This chicken had his feathers totally ruffled. He was in a flap. Oh god, as long at the goose was not cooked. Ianto smiled at himself for falling back to humour when he was so nervous. Owen jokes too, the worst kind.

"A list and I will go" Jack offered.

"No! I touched them too, I hugged that poor kid. No. You stay here, you and Hawk can shower and change your clothing, the stuff you are wearing in the hamper so I can wash it all, I don't care if it's overkill… I want it that way. Our bed is still clean, they didn't touch that so once dry and in PJs you both get in the bed. I will leave snacks and the laptop so you can watch a movie while I am gone. I will return, also wash and such, then I will sanitize this entire fucking house like a mad motherfucker" Ianto snarled.

"Right. Overkill away" Jack sighed as he saw that edge getting sharper by the minute.

Little shay looked at Jack with mild amusement from his little chair and Jack grinned back, lifting the child to place in the play pen in the bedroom, then he left the bathroom door open so he could see the little toddler at all times, Jack and Hawk soon the shower washing their bits as Hawk reveled in being naked with his Daddy.

Two men doing their stuffs. Talk of pubic hair ensued, height restrictions as Hawk was alarmed that he was not taller by now and some of the kids his age were taller…. Talk of Somalia and the lithe warrior men who were lean but strong… then they dried, dressed and scooped up shay for the bed.

"Daddy? Did we do Shay Bum too?"

"He didn't say. I will do a change of clothes to be safe, yeah?" Jack did so and they clambered into the bedding.

"Muppets"

"OK son."

They settled in and waited for the whirlwind to return.

A whole week.

How bad can it be?