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Summary: Seraphina has a diabolical plan: use the Thanos Snap! Little does this Oriental Cat know that the Thanos Snap has some serious repercussions for the other fandoms, including who's the most popular character! And other tropes. A fanfic parody for die-hard fans of these fandoms. Enjoy! :)

Inspiration for Fanfic: The DC and Marvel fandom feud. Warp Zone's video, "Avengers: Life After The Snap".

Warning! This chapter is Rated M for sensual references.

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Sorry for the long wait! :( I had writer's block, like I've had writer's block for several of my fanfics in my Long Series. Now that I know that writing requires no thought, when it's the characters' stories and stories belong to the characters, maybe I can update better this way. :)

That said, enjoy! :)

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Hermione Granger walked about the corridors at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The last thing she expected to find was all the Hogwarts boys looking at her. It's not that she asked for the boys to look at her, but the way they were zooming around her, asking her out on a date was beyond her comprehension.

Little did Hermione know that Draco Malfoy was busy romancing an apple. Hermione stopped and stared at this display of power.

What was with Draco Malfoy serenading an apple?

"Come my darling!" Draco smooched his red apple. "Let me take you to places you cannot go." He quietly stuffed his apple in his pocket. It was a little apple, but it was one that caused Hermione to be suspicious of him.

"Please, leave!" Hermione scolded at the boys, causing them to walk away in shame. She quickly made her way over to Malfoy, asking him, "Are you romancing an apple?"

"Um… no, but I…" Draco stopped. The way he looked into Hermione's eyes made Hermione worried about this whole situation they were in. Draco smiled, tossing his apple off to the side, before kneeling before Hermione, "Come on, my darling, marry me! Make me the best Slytherin that's ever lived!"

"Hey! Hermione's mine! Get your own girlfriend!" Ron Weasley cried, sweeping Hermione off her feet.

"Ron, not now," Hermione said, sheepish.

"Well, I never… where's my apple?!" Draco said. He spotted his apple, diving for it. The last thing he expected to find was Harry Potter. Draco quickly moved away from the black-haired boy, with his pathetic lightning bolt shaped scar on his forehead. Draco returned to romancing his apple thereafter. "Ah, yes, my darling! You're safe with me!"

Harry shook his head. "Your loss." He approached his best friends, Ron and Hermione. Hermione attempted to get away from Ron, but failed the first time. By the time Hermione did get away from Ron, she was cornered by Harry, who looked enticed at her. "Where have you been all my life?"

"I think she meant me," Ron said, trying to win Hermione's heart back.

"Um…" Hermione looked at her classmates. They were all staring at her. Suddenly, she felt like she was in the spotlight. She needed to get out of here and fast! But where could she go? If she ran, she'd be cornered. Oh, what was she to do now?

Hermione sighed. Well, she had no other choice. She would have to flee. "Bye!" She took off, hardly surprised to see all the boys chasing after her, even those who already had partners.

This was awful! All Hermione wanted to do was leave. Now, what was she supposed to do?

Hermione looked up, noticing the Room of Requirement. She'd forgotten how many stairs there were. But here she was, ready to go. She looked around, spotting an Oriental Cat approach.

"Nooo! You're not supposed to be here!" the Oriental Cat cried.

Hermione huffed. "Sera! What brings you here?" She folded her arms, amazed to see a barrier where all the boys couldn't find her.

Seraphina huffed. "I'd take it what happened during the birthing ceremony didn't help much."

Hermione grumbled. "Melody Corner's birthing ceremony? I remember it. You, Frodo, and Melody thought you could get away with whatever you were doing, without the rest of us cornering you! Did you think you'd be the only ones who found out about the Plan? Please! I—"

A flash of light shown up in front of Hermione's eyes. Seraphina chuckled, delighted that something was turning in her favor… until it wasn't. Seraphina's smile faded, even as Hermione came back to her senses.

"Shame, I thought that'd work," Sera said, convinced she was doing the right thing.

"Of course, it didn't work! Did you think your Thanos Snap would work? Where's Frodo and Melody?" Hermione asked Sera, confused.

"Frodo's in Middle-earth, where I put him. Melody's on one of the Earths, but you won't find her!" Seraphina cried, delighted now.

Hermione snarled at her. She retracted, deciding then on something else to ask. "I think I'll give you Crookshanks' furball medicine. If it can worm the truth out of you and prevent this Thanos Snap from causing too much trouble, then I'll—"

"I hate furball medicine," Seraphina grumbled.

Hermione smiled. "Good. Then this'll be worth it."

Seraphina chuckled. "Kidding. I'll take furball medicine, but it won't do you any good. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to terrorize Middle-earth." She ran off through the Room of Requirement's door, leaving Hermione stifling.

"Where did she go?" Hermione looked at the Room of Requirement's door. Just as she opened the door, hoping to spook the cat, she was amazed at how quickly it turned into a portal to Middle-earth. "Where did Frodo go?"