Shindou no matter how many tries it takes, he will propose... or at least die of embarrassment in the attempt.
#1 attempt
They were in their favorite place, a nearby beautiful forest, it was autumn, the plants were moving gently thanks to the wind.
—Kirino, y-yo —but he couldn't finish, a storm started and they had to take shelter from the rain, without giving him time to declare himself.
At home he lamented his fate, but did not give up.
#2 attempt
Shindou decided that they would go to a nearby park. Walking slowly, he decided to say so.
But just before he did so, he received a call from his parents, asking him to urgently return home.
#5 attempt
On the rooftop of the high school, started with his now familiar speech Kirino, I a classmate of the named came in.
—Kirino, the teacher asks you to go to his office. I think it's something concerning the equipment for the project.
—I'll be right there, I'm sorry Shindou, I have to go —showing a guilty smile she left.
Showing a bit of anger towards the girl who interrupted him.
—Why did you do that! —he shouted in frustration.
—Because it wasn't going to work, you need to be more romantic Shindou.
Holding his head tightly, he started to think about how to confess... again.
#10 attempt
Well, now it was really going to work.
Being in a library (one Kirino loved) at an hour where there weren't many people, it was the place to propose.
—Kirino, I —The owner of the place arrived, saying that due to technical problems they had to leave the library, while apologizing for the inconvenience.
And Shindou, Shindou wanted to cry in frustration.
—Why am I so unlucky? —unable to help himself, he decided to drown his sorrows in ice cream, while watching a soap opera.
#25 attempt
Now she was the good one! What could go wrong at the zoo? Exactly, nothing!
And with bright ideas, she decided they would go. When they were on their way there they saw a capuchin monkey on the streets... apparently they had had a security breach and the zoo (along with several other streets and areas) was closed until further notice.
How was it possible to have their level of luck?
#38 attempt
A beach, on a beach nothing could go wrong, right?
Eating an ice cream while walking along the sand, some wild dogs appeared and started chasing them.
They ran until they reached a crowded area.
—I'm sorry.
—It wasn't your fault Shindou.
With a quick goodbye they went their ways, towards their homes. One feeling like crying and the other not knowing how his friend could have such bad luck.
#50 attempt
Well, he had nothing at all anymore, he had already tried everything, and every single one of them was a failure, a resounding and embarrassing failure, even Tsurugi made it before him! And Tenma is... Tenma.
His luck was disgusting, how was it possible that everything he tried was a failure? He had already eaten about 30 tubs of ice cream, and finished more novels than his mother watched.
Yes, in the end the novels weren't as bad as they seemed, now he understood Kirino's obsession with them, but they couldn't blame him they were really entertaining!
Today was his last attempt, at least for that year...
Mentally crying he headed towards the high school. On his way he met the one who made his heart beat at 1000 kilometers per hour.
—Shindou, you know, they were good attempts, and I had a lot of fun watching you try, but, I already knew it.
—Know what Kirino? —he was getting nervous, what if he knew about her feelings?
—I know this Shindou —and Kirino kissed him, a chaste and short kiss.
And Shindou? Shindou fainted.
—Really Shindou? Well, that's to be expected...
—It seems Shindou fainted.
—I know, Hanako, was it too much for him?
—I don't think so, but you'd better wake him up so they can go fast... or not so fast, after all, today is the last day.
Hours passed and when they got out of class, Shindou decided to ask the question that had been on his mind for hours.
—Ranmaru, did you really know all this time?
—Yes.
—And why didn't you say anything?!
—It was nice to see you try... but you're so unlucky...
—I know, my luck sucks.
—Or Hanako might have had something to do with it, he asked her later.
—Wait! Hanako ruined it now?! I'll be right back.
—Takuto wait!
END
And that's it!
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This is pure comedy XD
