An: I'm going to be totally honest with you, I've only watched RWBY up to the second season. Most of my knowledge here is going to come from other fanfics and the wiki, but you know what, it's probably fine, it's a short one-shot gamer fic.
Villain player modifier
[Pandora's Box - When you open this box, you allow every single member of Fair and Balance Incorporated to fuck around with your world, as long as it doesn't result in a player being killed.]
...What?
Wait, actually, that sounds super dope…
Suehtemipe
Huh, so this is Pandora's box?
I shook it up and down a little bit, but there wasn't anything inside it from the sound of things. It also feels remarkably light…
...Do I really want to open the box that, in ancient times, was rumored to hold all the evil in the world?
Of course I do!
You have opened Pandora's box.
And now, I have an opened box, with nothing inside…
...Huh, is something supposed to happen, because this is kind of disappoin-
And then the ground started to violently shake, I heard some kind of massive explosion far off behind me, and the sky turned blood-red.
"SOMEONE ACTUALLY OPENED PANDORA'S BOX, BOYS!"
Dark portals appeared from the sky with hundreds of beings of all shapes and sizes coming out of them. If someone were to describe what I was seeing right now, it would be judgement day.
"LET'S START THE PARTY! FIRST OF ALL, OUR GREATEST THANKS TO THE VILLAIN PLAYER SUEH- What the fuck is that name? I'm not saying that. Uh, ANYWAYS! MAKE A LINE AND GIVE HIM GIFTS!"
Wha- it's just the name of the lady who opened Pandora's box, but backwards, asshole! Don't you have any respect for the classics?!
Suddenly, a long line of… People, appeared in front of me, in front of the line was… Eren Jaeger from Attack on Titan?
Jaeger
Developer
He handed me a… Crystal?
[Invulnerability crystal - Become temporarily invincible for 5 minutes.]
"Thank you to the host."
And then he leaves by shifting into the attack titan and jumping somewhere.
Huh?
And then the next person comes up to me. Some kind of humanoid ant creature this time.
Zavvox
Admin
And then he handed me a sword?
[Zavvox's Despair - A dark sword crafted by Zavvox, twisted and malformed, all non-gamer wielders of this sword will quickly go insane.]
"Glory to the host."
And then he flies off with his wings…
The next person…
Is that sans fucking undertale?!
"Gaster blaster hehe"
I want off this wild ride. Why did I open Pandora's box?!
Salem
What? What's happening?
"My lady! What is happening?!" Her loyal servant, Tyrian, asked her in a desperate and panicked manner.
Well, she would answer that question if she had any idea what was happening. Aside from those loud voices describing something about opening Pandora's box, there was nothing about-
Suddenly, she was pulled out of her thoughts by some… Shadow? Appearing in front of her.
It almost resembled…
"You. You're now mine." The shadow simply said, with no facial features other than its blood red eyes.
Normally, she would simply kill anyone that got arrogant to say that, however…
The amount of power and magic this one being is emitting is enough to cover the entire world. She'd die 500 times over if she attempted to put up any resistance.
"Yes… Sir." She sucked up her pride and said. If she wanted to live…
"Alright, great, now, take this power, and go wild." It said with a more casual tone.
...What?
And then the darkness swallows her whole.
Ozpin
Well, the world suddenly ending while he's in a teacher meeting may be the best time for the world to suddenly end, as he has the advantage of having all of his best fighters in one room to protect each other.
That being said…
"I haven't gotten around to watching RWBY, is that really the guy?" One of the beings, who looked like… Some kind of dog, said.
"Yeah, Ozpin, the uh… Immortal guy." the other being next to the dog one, who looked like a rat, said.
"Ahem," He tried to interrupt, "May I… Help you?"
All the beings looked at each other for a moment before one in the back, who looked like a normal human this time around, asked something he'd never thought he'd hear in his life, "You're the like… Thousand year old guy who body-snatches other people that start with an O name, right?"
...How does he know- Well, they all appeared out of the sky, and each of them has incredible magic power, enough to put even the brother gods to shame… Are they all other gods?
"Well, I will answer that if you answer me this, who are all of you?"
They all looked at each other before…
Oh, are those… Weapons?
"He's the guy. BEAT HIM UP!"
Now, allow me to be crass for a moment…
oH SHI-
Lurviz
I absently hummed, staring at the dead, mutilated, and now extremely deformed body of Jacques Schnee.
Maybe I went too far…
The other Schnees were simply speechless at my appearance… Well, maybe the fact that I just killed their father in cold blood… Ah, whatever.
I threw a sleep spell on all of them, and bam, I am now a human trafficker.
Skryb would be so proud.
Now, who to put these guys up against… Maybe the Belladonnas?
Skryb
"I truly did not expect a player to trigger Pandora's box so soon into their journey…" Zavvox absently said, walking alongside him.
"aGHHHH mY InSIdES!"
"Well, maybe he just decided violence on this specific day… He is a villain player, after all." I hummed, not really caring about the why.
"HELLLPPPP MEEEEE!"
Zavvox contemplated it for a moment, "I see…" before continuing, "Perhaps he wished to end the match quickly?"
"Why… Why are we dying?"
I pulled out my main sword and pointed it at the village we've been bordering, "Does it matter? We've been given the keys to this world, we might as well enjoy this moment."
"Hm, perhaps you are right."
In the end, after Skryb and Zavvox left their location, there was nothing but a crater left in the middle of nowhere, with no memories of a village that people once called home.
Suehtemipe
[Gun-Gun - A gun that turns into a gun.]
"For the host."
Ah, that's the last person… That took a while.
Uh, I now have a few hundred Ridiculously powerful items now. I think a few of these can actually just destroy the world on their own…
...What now?
Well, I guess the entire reason why I'm here is because I need to kill the other player…
...Actually, I think I have an item that tracks him… This should be relatively easy, then!
Maybe opening Pandora's box was a good idea.
Krez
I put the palm of my hand in my face as I shamefully walk down the road.
"Point and laugh, boys! Point and laugh at the hero player!"
This was supposed to be the start of my new life. And instead, his enemy opened Pandora's box?! AND THEN ALL THESE OTHER GODS START HELPING HIM!?
THAT'S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF A DEUS EX MACHINA!
"Hahahahaha!"
I want to go home.
It's uncomfortably cold here.
"Psst."
Looking to my right, I see… Is that a robotic pokemon?
Sentrot
Developer.
"You don't see anything."
And then he hands me a… Ring?
[Ring of regret - The more negative feelings you feel, the more powerful you are. When mixed with player's mind, this will take all the negative feelings that are removed by player's mind and stockpile them within the ring to be used for later.]
"I am now gone."
And I look up, and he's right, he's gone…
Well… At least I got a commemorative ring. I don't think that's going to save me though…
Ruby
My day was going so fine!
Then boom! Evil monsters appear out of nowhere! And they aren't even Grimm!
There was something about a Pandora's box too…
I don't even know what a Pandora is! What's his box?!
Well… At least the person who gave her this super tasty cookie was nice… She didn't get her name, though.
...Why do I feel a lot stronger and smarter?
And why is there a gIANT ROBOT HEADING TOWARDS MY HOUSE?!
An:
As you may have guessed, I thought of this idea while in bed. Made this in like less than an hour or so. Well, if you ignore all the procrastinating, if you counted it, about 2 hours.
I also made this literally hours after I decided to end my MHA gamer fic, lmao. Well, it's only like 1,200ish words, so it's quick and easy to make.
Anyways, I'm out of here.
