Chapter 4: smurf to pay
Disclaimer: I do not own the Smurfs, they are owned by Peyo. I do not own South Park or it's characters, they are owned by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I only own Hector and Emily because they are my OCs. Any OC that isn't Hector or Emily is owned by their respective owners. I also do not own the song or lyrics featured, some lyrics might be changed. Anyways, enjoy.
The smurfs all woke up to a smurfy morning. Vanity went around town to give a morning report (and check out the zoo), while the rest of the smurfs were in the living room watching Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed.
"I'm just gonna say it, this movie is a bit stupid," said Brainy, who didn't understand the plot one bit.
"That's because this is the type of movie that knows it's stupid," said Emily. Just then, Papa and Willow came through the window.
"Great news, smurfs. The stars have revealed a perfect time to smurf the blue moon," said Papa Smurf, causing the smurfs to pause the movie and cheer with delight.
"We'll have to smurf the moon tonight. But we better make sure Gargamel is taken care of," said SmurfWillow. Just then, Vanity came flying into the living room on a pigeon, which then left.
The Morning Report by Jeff Bennett, James Earl Jones, Evan Saucedo
Vanity: Good morning, Papa!
Papa Smurf: Good morning, Vanity!
Vanity: Checking in with the morning report!
Papa Smurf: Fire away!
Vanity (as he started singing): Chimps were going ape, giraffes remain above it all
Elephants remember, though just what I don't recall
Crocodiles are snapping up fresh offers from their banks
Showed interest in my mirror but I quickly said, "No thanks!"
Humans don't pay the hornbills and the vultures had a hunch
Not everyone invited would be coming back from lunch
This is the morning report
Gives you the and the short
Every grunt, roar and snort
Not a tale I distort
On the morning report
Papa Smurf: What are you doing, Nat?
Nat: Pouncing.
Papa Smurf: Let an old pro show you how it's done.
Vanity: Oh, the buffalo have got a beef about the season's grass
Warthogs have been thwarted in attempts to store their gas
Flamingos in the pink are chasing helpless birds
Saffron is the season's color seen in all those herds
Moving down the rank and file to near the bottom of the rung
Far too many beetles…
Papa Smurf: Stay low to the ground.
Nat: Yeah, OK. Stay low to the ground.
Papa Smurf: Shh… Not a sound.
Take it slow. One more step… then…
Vanity: … are quite frankly in the dung!
Aawwwkk!
Nat: This is the morning report
Gives us the long and the short
Every grunt, roar, and snort
Not a tale you distort
On the morning report!
"Okay, stop! I know you're one with nature, just stop!" demanded Vanity, to which Nat obeyed. "So, what did I miss?"
"We are going to smurf the blue moon tonight," said Painter.
"But we have to get rid of Gargamel first," said Handy.
"Well then, we just have to find where he is," said Papa Smurf.
"He did say something about his friend, Dr. Alphonse Mephesto," said SmurfStorm. Just then, Cartman, Wendy, Stan, Samantha, Kenny, and Tammy showed up.
"I think we know where Dr. Mephesto is," said Stan.
"Where is he?" asked SmurfLily.
"He lives at the Genetic Engineering Lab on the West side of town. If we hurry, we can make it before dark," said Samantha.
"Wait! I have an idea, but we're gonna have to wait until it gets dark," said Hector, followed by him explaining the plan in full detail.
7:30 PM, at the Genetics Lab…
So far, everything was going according to plan. Some of the smurfs were at the Genetics Lab, while others were at the river where the portal opened.
"Willow, is the incantation ready?" asked Hector, over the phone.
"I'm almost finished, I just need to say the magic spell," said SmurfWillow, as she stirred the magic liquid. She then said the incantation, causing the liquid to fly into the air, turning the full moon into a blue moon, causing the portal to open. "Yes! The portal's open!"
"Great! We'll see you at the Genetics Lab," said Hector, followed by him ending the call. "Come on, let's get smurfy!" The smurfs (along with Cartman and Stan) snuck into the Genetics Lab, where they saw Gargamel talking with Dr. Mephesto.
"Look, Gargamel, I just think that genetically creating a smurf isn't going to work," said Dr. Mephesto, who now had a beard.
"Don't worry, I have enough smurf essence to create this one smurf. I call him, Vego," said Gargamel, as he pointed to a containment tube, which had a gray smurf with black hair inside it. The sight of that smurf caused the others to gasp. Suddenly, the gray smurf woke up, as he was carefully taken out of the containment tube.
"Where am I?" asked Vego, as he put on gray pants and a gray hat.
"You are in the land of South Park. I am Gargamel, your creator," said Gargamel.
"Does that make you my father?" asked Vego.
"It certainly does, Vego," said Gargamel.
"Then I will pledge my loyalty to you, father," said Vego, as he kneeled down on one knee.
"Oh God, I hate it when he acts nice," whispered Vexy.
"Let's just stick to the plan. Everyone, outside," commanded Hector, to which everyone went outside.
After everyone was outside, Gargamel, Vego, Dr. Mephesto, and Azrael, heard someone whistling, to which they all (except for Mephesto) went outside.
"Hello, Gargamel, prepare to get smurfed," said Grouchy, standing on top of the gate to the Genetics Lab. He was wearing blue nazi-like attaire.
"Yeah, what he said," said Clumsy, who was also in nazi-like attire.
"Well look, father. Two true blue smurfs," said Vego.
"Hey, retard!" shouted Emily, who was also in nazi-like attire.
"Make that four true blue smurfs," said Hector (who was also in nazi-like attire), as he launched fireworks into the sky. "And we went home and brought a few friends." Once he said that last word, all the smurfs of Smurf Village appeared wearing nazi-like attire, doing the smurfs battle chant.
"Alright, everysmurf… ATTACK!" cried Hefty, as he used Crazy Smurf as a siren, causing the other smurfs to start attacking Gargamel by throwing flaming rocks at him.
"There comes a time in every smurf's life where everything nice, cute, and blue is put to the side," narrated Narrator Smurf. "And on this snowy South Park night, that time is now."
"Seriously, shut the fuck up!" said Critic Smurf.
"Sorry, it's kind of what I do," said Narrator Smurf.
"Also, if we show no sadness, then why do we have a fucking battle chant?" asked Critic Smurf.
"Because it's in case we need to battle in a war. Now shut up and start throwing some flaming rocks, maggots," said Sargent Smurf, to which they did.
As the battle went on, Gargamel lost his balance and fell on the flaming rocks, causing his robe to catch on fire… before Vego put it out.
"Do not worry, father, I will protect you from ahh," said Vego, before he was tackled by Vexy.
"Listen to me, you don't want to work for Gargamel, he's not a good father," said Vexy, as she pinned down Vego.
"How would you know? You're not his creation," said Vego.
"You're wrong," began Vexy. "I was created by Gargamel to destroy the smurfs. But I learned to be good, I learned to fight my evil urges, I learned to kill anyone who messes with the family I'm meant to have, and I learned that the person who magically creates you won't be the first one to show you love and affection. Because that makes you a total c%#t." She started crying, but wiped away the tears. "So, if you know what's right, you'll pick the bright side of this battle."
Vego was about to say something mean, but he just stayed quiet and hugged Vexy. "Thank you for teaching me the smurfy way, sister," said Vego. Suddenly, Vego turned into a true blue smurf, which he immediately noticed. "I-I'm blue. I'm blue!"
"Look out!" shouted Emily, as she pushed her mom and uncle out of the way of Gargamel's wand, while getting caught in the process.
"Well, look at what we have here. Another smurf I don't recognize," said Gargamel.
"Leave my daughter alone you ungrateful bastard!" said Vexy.
"Oh, Vexy, you didn't tell me you had a daughter. She looks just like you," said Gargamel.
"She said to leave her daughter alone, shithead!" said Hector, who Gargamel somewhat recognized.
"By great merlin's beard, I remember you. You're the whole reason that we're are in this stupid village," ranted Gargamel. "And there is no way my own granddaughter would betray me."
"I said leave her ALONE!" exclaimed Hector, as he glowed bright blue. He then used his Mystical Blue Magic to slowly kill Gargamel.
"The vision, it's happening," said SmurfWillow.
"So this is how Gargamel dies," said Hefty, as Smurfette held onto him out of fear.
"That goose is cooked," said Handy.
As Hector delivered his final blow, Gargamel became a dead corpse, launching Emily up in the air.
"I got you, Emily!" exclaimed Hector, as he caught Emily right in his arms, followed by everyone cheering. Hector carefully placed Emily back on her feet. "Are you okay?"
"I am now," said Emily, followed by her kissing Hector on the lips, to which everyone started clapping. "I love you."
"I love you too," said Hector, as the duo continued kissing.
I'm only stopping here because I wanted to have a big musical finale, but I was in a hurry, and there's a strict "one song per chapter" rule that everyone follows. It still counts if the song is a parody, so don't judge me.
PS, I'm only making this a musical because I like South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut.
