Fraz began tearing Guapo a new one.
"Guapo, you can't just put graffiti all over McDonalds!" Fraz scolded.
"But Frazzy, they wouldn't give me a breakfast burrito!" Guapo whined.
"Then you should have asked before one a clock in the freaking afternoon!" Fraz shouted. "Now for your punishment."
"You can't punish me, you're my twin brother!" Guapo protested.
"I don't care, now put on this diaper while I blow up the toilet." Fraz demanded. Guapo obeyed and smirked as he watched Fraz blow up the toilet by tossing a stick of dynamite he pulled from hammer space.
"What about when you have to go?" Guapo asked.
"That's silly I just-" Fraz began crossing his legs. "Oh dear, Doom has struck again!"
He rushed out the door and went to his neighbor Valerina.
"What do you want?" Valerina asked in her snobbish voice.
"I need to use your toilet!" Fraz pleaded.
"Why can't you use your own?" Valerina asked.
"I blew it up!" Fraz said with a proud grin.
"...What?" Valerina slammed the door.
Fraz then went to see his friend Squeege.
"Squeege may I use your toilet?!" Fraz pleaded.
"I would but it ran away. Sorry." Squeege shrugged.
Then he went to one final house.
"I know I am going to regret this…" Fraz shook his head. He knocked.
"Fraz! What a nice surprise!" Miss Boomdeyay said in a sweet voice.
"I need to use your bathroom, don't ask questions!" Fraz shouted.
"Sure… For 10 dollars." Miss Boomdeeyay smirked.
"Fine! Keep the change!" Fraz tossed money at her and ran inside. "Ahhh, man that feels so good."
"Wow, I should charge people to use my bathroom more often." Miss Boomdeeyay giggled evilly, but she began hearing Fraz moan more from relief and she covered her ears.
He then went outside, relieved and feeling like a new man. He went outside and saw a small girl who looked like Buttercup from the Powerpuff Girls. But he noticed her hair had a cowlick, so he scowled.
"Hey, would you like some ice cold lemonade?" Fake Buttercup asked.
"Oh no! Last time you sold me cookies they had lice in them!" Fraz protested.
"But… If you don't, my sisters won't get their medicine, they're really sick!" Fake Buttercup's lip quivered.
"Alright…" Fraz sighed. He paid her with one dollar and took a sip of the lemonade. "This is actually good! What is this made of?"
"Lemons, sugar, and diuret- I mean love!" Buttercup said nervously.
Fraz suddenly felt the pain in his bladder again and began running away.
"Those acting lessons from Bubbles sure paid off," Buttercup smirked to herself and chuckled a little.
Fraz ran to a porta-potty that just so happened to be pretty close by. He opened the door and with the first breath through his nose, he knew it was even nastier than when Buhdeuce killed the toilet from bread burrito night, and there were roaches everywhere! The roaches were slow-dancing with each other and sharing casual words of affection.
"Oh my god!" shrieked Fraz, turning green. "I'd rather pee myself than go in there." He quickly pulled a paper and pencil from the hammer space and posted a note saying "out of order, don't go in if your life depends on it!"
Fraz ran off again. Hoping it would get his mind off his current situation, he walked there and looked around. His eyes widened at the horrific sight; Craig was drinking from a water fountain, Fanboy and Chum Chum were throwing water balloons at each other and others, Buhdeuce and SwaySway were running through the sprinklers and laughing, and worst of all, a large fountain with many streams of water. He covered his ears, closed his eyes, and shuffled off.
He went to a gas station and saw that there was an extremely long line. There was a sign that said, "Approximate wait time: two hours and fifteen minutes."
"I can't wait that long!" Fraz whined, "I won't make it… There is only one thing left to do…"
He went over to the bushes near the gas pumps, he pulled his pants down and took a nice long
whiz. He sighed happily, but his moments of unadulterated joy were over when he saw Huge Head Fred, an upholder of the law.
"Fraz Flub, how dare you pee on the bush, the sign clearly says 'these bushes are not for peeing'. It's a magic bush that turns yellow and it looks unattractive! This is an insult to nature!" He took out a ticket, scribbled in it, and stuck it to Fraz's nose. "This'll cost you three hundred bucks!"
People heard Fred's rant and began to look at what was going on. They burst out into hysterical guffawing.
"I always knew you were a whiz kid, Frazzy!" cackled Pig.
"What's the matter, Fraz? You look a wee bit flushed!" Banana laughed out loud. "And a little piss-"
"This is a kids' fanfic!" Cricket said, lightly smacking Banana.
Fraz's face turned red and he ran home as fast as he could, not realizing he only pulled up his underwear but not his pants. Goat giggled so much that she literally rolled on the floor laughing. Noodman covered the eyes of his cat Lady Butterscotch.
Luan glanced at Noodman and Butterscotch and commented, "Don't look, you're too purrfect for such vulgarity! Hehehehe, get it?" Everyone else in the line groaned.
Fraz finally made it home and realized he owed a certain someone an apology, he probably went through just as much humiliation that day.
"Guapo…" Fraz sighed.
"What do you want?" Guapo asked, still a little peeved at his brother.
"I'm really sorry… I am just tired of you causing trouble and me having to clean up your messes." Fraz sighed. Guapo looked at Fraz silently, but then gave his brother a hug.
"I'm sorry too, Frazzy." Guapo said. "But you still have to pay for a new toilet."
Fraz's eyes widened and he frowned. "Ugh, it's gonna take a lot of time to raise all this money."
"How about we start a lemonade stand?" suggested Guapo.
"No. No. No. I've had enough of those kinds of liquids for a long time," groaned Fraz, shaking his head.
Guapo looked down. "Oh, uh, do you know your pants are still down?"
Fraz looked down and, overcome by all the shame he'd been through that day, fainted. Guapo was tempted to dump a bucket of water on his head to wake him up, but he decided against it and settled for letting him sleep it off. He went to watch some TV.
And so, Fraz learned something very important that day. If you don't think your plan through, urine trouble.
