Back at Langley Falls, Carly ended up going on a mission with Roger and Stan, that involved taking out a Cartel Kingpin named Matthew Tononaley.
Roger leads them to an abandoned street where a shootout occurs, all of them using pistols, except Roger has dual ones. Firefights being nothing new to Carly or Stan, it even being the thing that gets them to become friends. Roger is also very familiar with gunfights, and also holds his own.
After several waves of gunfights Stan advances ahead, leaving Carly and Roger alone, only for Roger to stupidly do something that gives away the two's position, and both get themselves knocked unconscious.
Carly awakens in an unfinished basement, tied up to a chair as two goons stand guard with MP5's, Roger next to her also tied up, her AP Pistol laid on a table next to Roger's duel Glock's.
"Damn it Roger you got us caught." Carly growled angrily.
"I know I'm sorry, they sneak up on me." Roger admitted, still dressed in his "uncle Roger" outfit. But is then hit in the back of the head by one of the guards.
"Quite, both of you, the boss is coming." the gunmen said, and sure enough the upstairs door opens and slowly someone comes down. "Why is he so slow?" Carly asked Roger, but when she turned to him he had already used his super-speed to untie himself and was missing from the chair.
"Oh no." Carly groaned, being quick to piece it together. Sure enough when the man finally comes down, it's Roger again. Dressed in a beanie hat, tank top and tattoo sleeves, along with a fake mustache and blue jeans with sandals. He also has his duel pistols again.
"Your Matthew Tononaley?" Carly groaned annoyedly.
"That I am." Roger said in a stereotypical Mexican accent.
"… Fuck this." Carly groans and without even untying herself, she gets up, grabs back her gun and drags the chair with her as she stumbles back up the stairs, all while frowning annoyedly.
"Where you- Carly the story isn't over!" Roger yelled, in his normal voice.
"Bite me Roger!" Carly angrily yelled off-view.
"Do we.. Go after her?" One of the gunmen asked.
"No no, she took all the fun out of it." Roger groaned, and left.
"We're still getting paid though right?" asked the second guard.
"Stupid Alien." Carly growled angrily, only for a gun to point at her, one of the cartel men telling her to go back down. Only for him to be then shot in the side of the head, Carly not even reacting, it was normal to her by this point of her life. Expectedly the shooter reveals to be Stan Smith, who uses a knife to untie her. Carly rather calmly explains the leader was Roger.
"Well don't feel too bad, I'm pretty sure most of those guys were rapists." Stan replied, almost comfortingly.
Several days later everyone re-meets at the Smith house, and this time the storm hits Langley. Stan stubbornly refuses to evacuate with the rest of town but Francine says the opposite and Steve joins her. As does Pinkie, who spent her time bonding with Frannie (who's still a better mother than Lois and Amanda), while Sally was with Hayley and Jeff. Carly did her best to be Klaus's friend, but ended up feeling less bad for him when she started realizing he's actually kind of a smug douchebag, but still doesn't like all his mistreatment. And is still the only one actually nice to him.
Unfortunately, while everyone argues about staying or going the town floods and the family are trapped inside the house anyway. Stan continues to make more and more poor choices, leading to the house being unattached and traveling with the flood. Secretly traveling to Quahog.
Stan next tries to use the fridge as an anchor, but this only causes the house to flip upside down, poor Jeff begins having a panic attack and Carly comforts him. But Stan is still trying to make decisions and his next unwise choice is to open the window and let water in to float them to the roof. Hayley reluctantly agrees and opens the window, saying at least Stan's trying. But in doing so a White Shark gets in and bites her violently, dragging her further into the house.
"Well that didn't work." Stan said, rather dryly. Which only causes the normally calm Sally to scream loudly to the heavens and violently shake him. "YOU KILLED HAYLEY!"
Steve and Jeff pull her away as she's still trying to grab Stan, who visibly shows fear and backs away. However what manages to calm things down is Sally hearing Hayley's moans and Sally follows them and gently hugs her, but this leads to the Shark attacking the girls, but Sally shoots it. Only to almost immediately regret it afterwards, saying she wishes she found another way. However another one comes and Sally leads Hayley away with her.
Roger: It's kinda Hayley's own fault, if she didn't listen to Stan then she wouldn't have opened the window, and there wouldn't be the Shark on her!
Pinkie: Oh yes it's easier to blame. I don't see you trying anything, you just want your wigs.
Roger: Hey wigs maketh the man. Not that you would know, you don't have one, probably cause they realized your a bisexual whore in love with Carly..
Pinkie: I don't don't have to take that from you, you drunken alien hillbilly.
Roger: (angrily) Excuse me!?
Pinkie: No really, I mean don't you just "love" strutting around like your top shut! Yet the truth is you're nothing but the worthless sack of garbage your kind left here.
Roger: (gasps in horror)
Steve: Ha! (high fives her)
Stan once more makes things worse by bringing in a bear so it can fight the new Shark, but this only causes it to attack Francine, and Stan tries to kill the bear with a harpoon. Which also hits poor Francine (which even the bear gives a disapproving nod towards), making an angry Pinkie say that she hopes the Shark gets him.
Finally, a friend to the Smith family bursts in and tranquilizers every available threat.. Including Stan.
The next Morning a weak Francine tries to convince Stan to "not '' be in charge of crisis planning, but he ignores her and goes outside, only to get into a standoff with Cleveland Brown and Peter Griffin. And it's Sally, not Francine, who comes outside.
"Stan what's going…"
A spooked Stan immediately shoots Salome in the stomach, causing her to fall against the wall, blood dragging with her. All while groaning in agony, her backwards hat falling off while she does so. Leading to one of her few times not wearing it. Carly immediately ran out to her, having seen it.
"Hehehehe, classic American Dad."
Carly actually pulls out her gun, but Sally stops her before going unconscious. Carly taking her to the hospital, refusing to have the admittedly remorseful Stan to "attempt first aid"
It's kinda amazing how Stan can get 3 women almost killed. Yet is still one of my favourite characters LOL
