OCTOBER 31:
"… So after being trapped in the hurricane we ended up in Quahog, and Stan shot Sally. But she'll be fine." Carly explained to Dash after the two of them had finally reunited after all that time. The two are now just outside the Griffin house. Pinkie Lancer seen chasing Herbert the Pervert away from Chris's window. Even drawing her small 38 revolver at him, which she rarely uses. She's more of a non-action character.
"Huh, well I've been here, I've been hanging with a talking dog and super-smart talking baby who can time travel.. Yet I've still had less crazy adventures, though Stewie did get me to get drinking so I…" Before Dash finishes Carly immediately hugs her upon hearing the last part. "Oh Dashie, it's finally happened." Carly said excitedly, she wasn't even really Dash's friend, her sister Blake was, but Carly still cared like they were.,
"Yeah I, I guess, still working on withdrawl though." Dash said, feeling her hand shake from the cold Turkey. "In time D." Carly said, taking said hand to comfort it. "Where is he? I wanna thank him." Carly asked.
Dash sighs, "fine, follow me." Leading Carly up to Stewie's room.
Stewie is sure enough seen in his bedroom, but being its Halloween he sees a bunch of children in costumes. Stewie, despite his intelligence, is still a child and actually does believe these are real monsters. Stewie quickly starts panicking, telling Rupert the end is neigh.
"Oh my God, I knew this day would come. Rupert, we're under attack by monsters! Dear God! Oh, but wait, there's Superman, he'll save us. Superman! Superman! Wa...wait, where you going? Aw, to hell with him. We'll have to deal with these marauders ourselves." Stewie said, and he goes away from the window, grabbing a M4 Carbine from under his bed. "Rupert, man your stations!"
Stewie cocks the M4 once returning to the window.
Stewie: Alright, you undead bastards, time to send you back to hell! [Opens fire]AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Screams of terrified children are heard below, just as the girls come in.
Dash: Hey Stewie I want you to meet- (sees him) STEWIE STOP!
"WE'RE UNDER ATTACK DASH! BY ZOMBIES AND PIRATES AND A MEXICAN PRINCESS!"
Carly pulls him away. "Stop those aren't monsters, they're trick or treaters."
"Trick or.. Treaters?" asked a confused Stewie.
"Yeah it's costumes, it's what they do on October 31st. They dress up in costumes, and they go around asking for candy. It's all part of Halloween." Carly explained.
"Yeah, in fact why don't we take you." Dash insisted.
"Yeah, you saved my dad so I owe you a favour." Carly agreed, taking away Stewie's gun.
As promised the girls take Stewie trick or treating, as he wears an adorable little duck costume, Dash dresses like Loona from Helluva Boss while Carly doesn't have one to go as, so just has a sweater and blue pants.
But Stewie gets seperated and encounters some teen bullies.
Bully Leader [mocking]: Hey kid, nice costume.
Stewie: Really? Oh, my God, thank you so much; my mother bought it for me, and I was worried it would be a tad banal, but if you big kids like it then it must be pretty cool!
Bully 2: That's a nice bag of candy you've got.
Stewie (still not following): Why thank you. You know, it's actually a pillowcase. They're sort of thrifty around my house, you know.
Bully 3: Well, now it's ours.
Stewie: Uh, well, no. But how about this? You can have the apple and the raisins and the cheese and crackers with the little red stick. I don't- I don't know how that's candy, but...
Leader (rudely shoves him down and takes it Thanks, duck boy. (laughter as they bike away)
Stewie: Hey, that's my candy! DAMN YOU I WANT MY CANDY!
Dash and Carly come back.
"What happened?" Dash asked. Stewie sobbingly tells her they stole his candy.
"Fine wait here." Dash said, heading over.
Dash (off view): Excuse me I think you took my friends candy so if you can just return I- Hey no, Hey HEY! (spray paint heard) AHHHH!
Dash annoyedly returns, her wolf costume and face sprayed pink.
"Oh my god you are so cute!" Stewie said, not even sarcastically.
"Shut up, those little bastards want a war, well now it's on." Dash growled angrily.
"Yes they're hoodlums, and I say we kill them all." Stewie said.
"Yeah, okay, fine, let's kill 'em." Dash said dryly.
"Wha- I was kidding... Pink Dash is crazy Dash." Stewie laughed.
"I know, I know we can't. I just feel bad they stole your candy." Dash groaned.
"Now I know how Dad feels when Mort steals his paper." Stewie replied.
"I know exactly what to do." Carly insisted.
Carly knocks on the lead bullies door acting as Stewie's mother, acting as Stewie's big sister.
Justin's Mother (the lead bully): I am so sorry, I had no idea what got into my son.
Carly: Well, just have him return the candy and everything's fine.
Justin's Mother: Justin, you give this young man his candy back right now.
Justin: All right. Here. (gives bag back)
Carly: ... Now we want Justin's candy.
Justin's Mother: What?
Carly:: You heard me. Take Justin's bag of candy and pour it into Stewie's. Right now!
Stewie: Alright Carly, that's what I'm talking about!
Carly: Good. Now give me $40.
Stewie (nervous): All right Carly, you're scaring me now.
Justin's Mother: I- I don't have $40
Carly: All right, I understand. I'll be back tomorrow for the $80.. And I'm takin' your welcome mat.
