Yo, everyone. So, I decided to do a reading for this fic with permission from Aizen himself. I know I previously said that I wouldn't do readings until I get further along with my other one, but this fic isn't as long, and it's already finished, so I feel like I could work faster on this one.

Anyways, there isn't much to say other than be sure to check out the original fic over at AizenTheGoat's account, and lastly, if you're down to join a discord server for Naruto fanfictions, where this idea actually came from, then be sure to join Aizen's server using the code down below.

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Uzumaki Naruto was slightly confused as to what was happening to him currently. It had been just an ordinary day until the time that, for reasons unknown to him yet, his body had been caught in a flash, and he had been teleported to a simple-looking room with seats. Before he could wonder about it any further, multiple other flashes went off in the room. As the light died down, he could see that five new individuals had joined him in the room.

The first one was, oddly enough, a man dressed in some sort of batsuit standing next to a woman in a black skintight suit. His eyes lingered slightly on her generous bust before moving on to the next person, that being a female too. This one was dressed just like the first individual in a batsuit, although her red hair was let loose underneath her cowl. The one but last person was also dressed in some sort of suit, although it wasn't bat-themed like the other two.

Oh, someone dressed normally. Naruto noted though he was surprised to see the person looking exactly like him, although he looked slightly older, wearing just a simple white shirt with black jeans. What the hell? Is this some sort of genjutsu? Though he quickly discarded that thought, it was near impossible to get him into one, let alone for this long without Kurama intervening. All of them looked confused, just like him, which made him lower his guard.

The older-looking Naruto's eyes lit up at seeing the woman with a black skintight suit. "Selina-" He went to greet her but was stopped when Batman narrowed his before going in front of the thief and calling out in suspicion.

"Who are you?"

The older-looking blonde stopped, blinking in surprise as he held up his hands. Does he not recognize me? While they definitely weren't on the best of terms after everything that had happened, the bat seemed not even to know who he was with the way he was acting right now.

"You all don't recognize me?" He asked, seeing their perplexed faces and them standing on guard. He could now see it wasn't just Batman that didn't recognize him but Selina, Dick, and Barbara too. "Naruto Uzumaki, fellow league member?"

Their wary expression did not change at all as they even got more paranoid by that line. Batman's eyes went towards the other blonde for a second, who had been watching them from the sidelines, before landing back on the older blonde. "You seem to know about who we are, but we don't know anything about you." He stated in suspicion as the man in front of him sighed.

"Listen," The unknown blonde started, "I know this might sound a bit farfetched, but I really am a member of the league but just one that you all don't know."

"You're from a different dimension." Nightwing joined the conversation as he stated that more than asked. Beings from different dimensions parallel to them coming to theirs weren't anything new. It had happened a couple of times but never before had they been transported to a place like this and met that person.

"What about you then?" Batgirl chimed in, pointing at the other Naruto standing not too far away from them, observing the scene.

The slightly younger Naruto shrugged his shoulders. "I'm just as confused as you guys are. One moment I was doing my own thing, and the next thing I know is this light engulfed me, and I ended up being here." The young adult explained.

"Same as me," The older Naruto commented, though it didn't wane the Batman's suspicions as his eyes narrowed further at the two blondes.

"Why are there two of you?"

Selina rolled her eyes at his paranoid behavior as she sighed. It was really an annoying trait. She wasn't alone in that, as both Batgirl and Nightwing showed an exasperated expression too.

Both blondes offered a shrug in return for the question.

"Welcome, everyone." Before the vigilante could continue with his interrogation, a voice interrupted them as it called out to them, causing them to look around for whoever was talking. "I will not take much more time from everyone, but all I can say is that you were brought here in order to read up on a part of Naruto Uzumaki's life."

"Me?" Two voices said at the same time. Both Naruto's blinked before looking at each other. There was surprise evident in both their blue eyes as they looked at one another before the voice from before chuckled.

"You will all find out as you read the book." Just then, another light went off in the room, causing them to avoid the light before seeing a book appear in the younger-looking Naruto's hands. They waited to see if the voice would continue, but it seemed to have said everything it needed. Suddenly couches sprouted out of nowhere in the center, and a sort of advanced hologram appeared to work as a TV of sorts.

Barbara Gordon, though looked annoyed at everything as she voiced out, "Are we seriously just supposed to read about something and forget about what everything we were supposed to do outside?" She asked incredulously, obviously not pleased with the situation. Though both Naruto's simply seemed to already go take a seat at one of the couches.

"I don't think we can do much against it," Selina commented as she went to sit down in between the younger and older blonde, leaving Batman, Nightwing, and Batgirl to take their seat on the other couch with Barbara in-between Batman and Nightwing.

"Selina is right. Whoever brought us here was capable of doing it without us being able to do anything against it. We can only do what we are asked of." The Dark Knight said. As much as it annoyed him too, there was simply nothing any of them could do against it.

"What's the book called?" Dick asked curiously.

"Everybody has a price," Naruto responded, looking at the book in his hands. It doesn't look too long with how thick it is. He paused at that thought a second later, though, grimacing inwardly. That came off completely wrong. He was glad he hadn't said that out loud.

"Weird title."

Naruto shrugged as he went to open the book but stopped when he realized something. Turning towards his counterpart, he asked. "Hold on before we start. How are we going to differentiate between you and me?"

The others blinked, having forgotten about the fact that the two blondes were essentially the same person.

"Don't worry. I got it." The older Naruto pointed at himself. "Everyone can just call me Naruto and you Narutwo." He finished proudly.

"What?" The younger Naruto deadpanned at the solution put forward.

"N-A-R-U-T-W-O," The older blonde spelled it out as everyone now deadpanned at his suggestion.

"Why two?" Selina asked dubiously.

The younger Naruto shook his head," Don't tell me it's because I look younger than you?!" He asked suspiciously.

He got an innocent smile in return for his comment. "Well, yeah." The older one responded as if it was obvious. "I'm older, meaning I got the name Naruto first, and since you're younger, you got it the second, hence Narutwo."

"Can you just get on with it and read the book," Batman grouched with a sigh. He was getting tired of their antics already. For some reason, he had a feeling this was only going to get worse as time went on.

There were a few things in life Naruto didn't like. The first was being up in the Watchtower alone with Batman, as he had a tendency to ask about his abilities over and over again. The second thing he disliked was people who did wrong by their friends and family. The third thing was being kept waiting, which was exactly what was happening at the moment.

The twenty two year old blond haired member of the Justice League was sitting atop a large sign that read 'Welcome to Bludhaven' overlooking the traffic on the highway below him. The sound of cars honking and passing by was deafening and he was contemplating leaving if his client didn't show up in the next minute or so.

Looking up from the book, Narutwo commented, "So it's about you then."

"And you actually are a member of the Justice League, huh." Selina mused. At first, she had her doubts, but now she couldn't deny it as neither could the others.

The older Naruto, though, seemed to have a slight grimace on his face seeing the scene they were presented with. Damn, they're going to see all that. He thought, sighing inwardly. "Yeah… It's me…." He trailed off as the others now looked at him curiously for his tone. Guess it might be entertaining seeing their reactions to some reveals.

That caused him to anticipate everything a bit more.

As a member of the Justice League he was paid decently but not enough to live a comfortable life free of stress like some of their other members. You'd think with how important their job was, and how often they risked their lives to save the country, they'd make a lot more. That wasn't the case though, and because of that he would take jobs on the side using his abilities. As a meta human with the ability to conjure anything he imagined, his services were often utilized by others for a small fee.

Barbara nodded vehemently in agreement. "Oh yeah, being a hero definitely doesn't pay enough." She groaned as Naruto agreed with her statement.

"Even the S-rank missions don't pay that much," Narutwo grumbled along with them.

"S-rank mission?" Nightwing asked. "By the way, we didn't even get to ask about your situation." He continued interestedly, looking at the blonde with the book.

The latter shrugged. "I'll tell you all after we're done with this."

Batman had been oddly silent as his eyes widened slightly at the last sentence. A metahuman with the ability to conjure anything was something he hadn't thought of before. Good that he is in the Justice League. His former sidekick whistled in astonishment as he also processed the last line.

"That is some next-level power." And he had thought Superman was someone overpowered, and here there was someone from another parallel earth who could conjure anything he imagined.

"What are these side jobs you take?" Catwoman questioned the older blonde after having processed how powerful this person was. The latter pointed at the book.

"You'll see." He stated cryptically.

Some members of the Justice League disapproved but others in the same situation as him had started doing the same thing. It was because of this desire to make a bit more money that he found himself here in Bludhaven. He'd been contacted by Nightwing to meet him here today at 11 pm. It was now 11:04 and still no sight of Batman's former sidekick.

Barbara tilted her head for a bit as she pondered something. A second later, she turned to Naruto, "I don't get it." She frowned. "If you can do anything by simply imagining it, then why not just imagine more money?" She asked dubiously. It would make it much easier, in her opinion, as long as he didn't go over the top with imagining the money and ruin the economy that way.

Selina rolled her eyes at the question. "It would be too boring if he did that."

"Exactly, he can't enjoy anything in life if he did that. The feeling you get when you work hard for something sees the fruits of your hard work getting rewarded is a feeling like no other." Narutwo explained as Naruto smiled in satisfaction seeing his counterpart and Selina agree with him.

He snapped his fingers. "That's exactly it."

Batgirl pursed her lips, thinking about their reasons. They have a point. She thought, though she still couldn't see why and shrugged in the end.

"I wonder what I contacted you for?" Nightwing mused to himself, earning a nod from Batman.

"I am as well."

Just as he was preparing to stand up and send the man an angry text the sound of someone landing behind him halted that plan.

Naruto swiveled his head to see the man clad in his usual black suit with blue bird insignia on his chest making to sit down next to him.

"I was just about to leave." Naruto commented, raising a leg up so he could rest his arm on it. Nightwing didn't respond, instead stared down at the passing cars below them for a minute, gathering his thoughts.

"Unlike you to act like that," Batman stated once he saw his ex-sidekick acting the way he was.

Barbara also raised an eyebrow seeing her boyfriend acting the way he was. "You seem a bit out of it. What could be biting at you for you to be like that?" She wondered idly.

All she got in return from him was a shrug.

"Thanks for waiting. Mind telling me what kind of jobs you take on?" He asked, still not looking at him.

"Boy wonder went to a league member instead of you, Bruce?" Selina asked out loud in curiosity. However, everyone recognized it as a dig toward the Batman.

Batman sighed at her comment, knowing why she said that as they hadn't been on good terms since she had tried convincing him to settle down with her but had failed.

Nightwing rolled his eyes at his nickname. "I'm sure it's something that would fit Naruto more." He replied.

In his seat, Naruto simply gave no comment, cringing slightly since the blonde already knew what was coming.

The blond frowned at the demeanor his friend was displaying. He wouldn't say they were best pals or anything of the sort but anytime the two worked together it was usually a relatively good time. To see him this serious looking, even with the mask on was a bit concerning to say the least.

"I'll do almost anything so long as it isn't illegal and I'm getting paid. Why? What do you need me to do?" He asked.

Selina furrowed her brows. "Wouldn't that just make you a mercenary if you do stuff as long as you get paid?" She asked, her head turning to look at the older blonde.

Naruto shook his head, "No, as it said in the book, it's merely a side job since my main one is me being a hero," He explained further. "Besides, I don't do any illegal jobs that would result in causing an inconvenience to my job as a hero."

Narutwo hummed to himself as he thought about his counterpart's words. Doesn't sound too bad.

Nightwing sighed and finally turned to look at him. "I need to make use of your skills." He said cryptically.

Naruto nodded, feeling a bit relieved that it wasn't anything bad. "Well, I'm sure you're familiar with how my powers work…" He began but stopped when the man shook his head.

"Not those skills. I've heard you've passed yourself around a lot of the women up in the Watchtower."

"Why would you even bring something like that up when you look so serious?" Barbara questioned in confusion.

"There has to be more to this," Dick replied, knowing with how serious he looked, he wouldn't bring anything like that up.

Naruto didn't blush in embarrassment but smirked at the accusation. "I don't know about that but I've definitely enjoyed the company of a few of our colleagues. Still, I'll ask again. What exactly do you need me to do?"

"You know Barbara? Goes by Oracle these days." He started. Seeing Naruto nod in affirmation he continued. "Maybe you've heard or maybe you haven't but we used to date a few years ago. Long story short she ended up cheating on me with Batman, even got pregnant with his kid but had a miscarriage. This was all before Joker got the drop on her and cost her the use of her lower half."

It was dead silent for a couple of seconds after the shocking reveal in the story. Naruto immediately looked over at Batman, Nightwing, and Batgirl to see their reactions, and it was…

Pretty much what he had expected to see.

Barbara gaped at what the blonde had just read. Her mouth opened and closed multiple times, but no sound came out for some seconds. "W-what?!" She managed to squeak out in a small voice in her surprised and shocked state.

Similar to his girlfriend, Nightwing was also completely caught off guard by the reveal but recovered sooner from his shock, which had turned to anger and betrayal as soon as the shock went away. His head whirled towards his shocked girlfriend, "Barbara, what the fuck?!" The Hero nearly shouted at her, who turned towards her boyfriend with wide eyes.

She stumbled on her words as she tried to respond to him. The reveal from the book already made him paranoid as to if the same was happening here as she worked very closely with Batman. Speaking of the Dark Knight, he turned to look at him. "And you, what is wrong with you? How can you even do shit like that?"

The caped vigilante had nothing to answer in return. I wouldn't do something like that. Sure, he would admit his current apprentice, Barbara, was a good-looking girl, but he wouldn't have sex with her, let alone when she was with someone he considered a son. Would I? A small part of his mind instantly contemplated, much to his horror.

Selina simply sighed, a part of her being shocked, but another part of her was not that surprised at anything like this happening. She knew more than anyone about how her ex-lover was with women. Though it still made her wince, knowing who exactly it was.

Narutwo tilted his head as he eyed Batman and Batgirl. "Huh, so that's why she was looking so intensely at you before we started reading the book." He stated offhandedly, unknowingly making the situation worse for the two of them as Naruto snickered inwardly at his counterpart's instigating.

Dick Grayson narrowed his eyes at both Barbara and Bruce. "Don't tell me this happened between you two too?" He asked apprehensively, wanting to vent out in rage, but he couldn't stand up from his seat. Whoever brought us here then. He deduced, knowing whoever it was, was holding them back from starting a fight right now.

"Of course not." Both Barbara and Bruce replied, having gotten over their daze.

Nightwing grit his teeth. He did not believe them. The words of Narutwo still lingered in his head as he could only glare at them, ignoring Barbara's hurt expression seeing him like that. It got quiet after that, which Narutwo used as an opportunity to continue reading, lest it got too awkward or another argument started.

Naruto stared wide eyed at the man, this was the first he'd heard of this. He'd met the woman before and she seemed friendly enough. He didn't think she was capable of something like that, with Batman of all people. Having seen how much of a hardass Batman was and how he seemingly cared for the members of the League, it was hard to picture him doing something like that to his own protege.

Barbara instantly nodded her head. "I wouldn't." She commented, looking at her boyfriend, who paid no mind to her words.

He wanted to believe her, but what the blonde reading the book had said made him think about the situation and if anything like this had happened here already, and he just didn't know of it yet. His faith in her had spiraled down, and he could not believe her words anymore.

The ex-sidekick took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

"You wouldn't be telling me this for no reason." Naruto replied, filing the information away.

"I tried to let it go and move on with my life without them, but I still think about it even now." He said with a hint of anger. Naruto was beginning to think maybe he should've said no to coming here, with the direction this was going he was afraid he'd put a hit out on Oracle and the Dark Knight.

Selina raised a brow before scoffing at the notion. While the boy may want revenge, she did not see him asking anything like that.

Nightwing ignored her in favor of thinking about what his other self would ask of Naruto as revenge against Batgirl and Batman.

"I need your help to get back at them." Naruto let out a breath he didn't know he'd been holding. Ok, he wasn't planning a murder, he could work with this...maybe. "I want you to get close to Barbara. Make her feel for you what I felt for her, then destroy it." He said, gripping the metal below them with enough force the blond thought for sure he'd rip through it.

Both Batman and his current sidekick, Batgirl, were surprised by what exactly Nightwing had planned as revenge. The latter instantly turned to look at her boyfriend, if she could even call him that anymore after how he looked at her now, and went to say something but was cut off.

"Save it, Barbara. I don't wanna hear it." Dick Grayson turned away from her as she sighed sadly at his words.

I really need to talk to him after this. She promised to herself, nodding mentally.

Catwoman raised an eyebrow in surprise at the plan. "Unexpected. Now I wonder what you have planned for Bruce here then." She wondered out loud as the mentioned vigilante narrowed his eyes at her, to which she rolled her eyes.

"I assume you have a plan in mind for that?" Naruto asked wearily, now really wishing he hadn't shown up.

Nightwing nodded. "She's going to catch you in the act with Catwoman." He said, shocking the blond.

Catwoman blinked in surprise for some seconds. "Me?" She wondered out loud.

"I see," Nightwing muttered to himself. This was an excellent way to get back at both his former teacher and his girlfriend. Both of the mentioned members gave him disappointed looks that were promptly ignored.

Selina didn't know how to feel about it, but she understood it was clever from the ex-sidekick. Interesting. She thought in slight amusement and curiosity of how it was going to happen. She snuck a glance at the blonde to her right as another part of her didn't really mind the person who would be trying to do that.

Though now she also knew why she was in this room along with them.

How the hell was he supposed to do that? The question must have been clear on his face since the man smirked at him. "That's where I'll need your 'skills'. Find a way to make it happen and bring her to the hotel downtown." He said, motioning his head to a large building in the distance. Take care of business with her and Barbara will have gotten an anonymous message leading her to you.

"You know that's gonna make me look bad up in the Watchtower." He said, crossing his arms.

"I know you slept with Canary while she was still with Arrow, everyone knows, so don't try and play the innocent guy."

Damn.

The picture in the middle of the room that had been showing the scenes so far shifted into an image of Black Canary, showing her off in her usual attire.

Narutwo whistled in appreciation. Damn indeed. The blonde sent his counterpart an understanding nod which made the latter smirk.

"I can see why you did that. I would hit that too for sure." The others gave him a look, save for his fellow blonde. "With all due respect, of course."

Naruto knew the younger blonde would agree and understand him.

"I can see why my other came to you now." Dick deadpanned at Naruto, who merely chucked. Nightwing couldn't blame him, though, for getting involved with the blonde heroine as she was one of the best looking females he had seen out there.

"Alright, but even for you I'm not doing this for free. This is a lot of work. You're asking me to emotionally manipulate a paraplegic woman into thinking I love her, break her heart, and also screw Catwoman. Why her anyway?"

"Wait, wait." Barbara interrupted them as the others looked at her. "Paraplegic?" So distracted and shocked by the reveal of Batman sleeping with Batgirl, they had completely not seen the fact that it had already been revealed how she lost the use of her legs.

Narutwo nodded, reading back a bit before responding. "It says here that someone called Joker got the drop on you after you, uh, miscarried the child you had with Batman." He read out loud, cringing at the last part seeing her expression.

Batgirl's mood became even worse after hearing that. Batman, meanwhile, growled in anger, hearing what his enemy had done to his current sidekick, especially in the state she would've been in after miscarrying. I need to make sure that doesn't happen. He noted.

Nightwing scoffed. "Catwoman is probably the only woman Batman genuinely cares about. He's not getting off the hook either."

Catwoman scoffed at that. Yeah, right. If that were the case, he would accept her offer, but instead, he didn't, which meant that statement wasn't correct at all to her.

"So you're adding me to the Dark Knight's shit list too. This isn't going to be a cheap job for you, I know I do a lot of things for money but this is messed up. If you don't cough up two million dollars you can forget it." Naruto shot back.

"This is so messed up," Barbara muttered, shaking her head at her boyfriend, who scoffed at her.

Catwoman looked at Naruto, "Two million is nothing for him. You should have asked for more." She told him.

Naruto shrugged. "I didn't really know that at the time." He replied as Narutwo looked at him.

"Wait, so you've experienced all this already then?"

Oops.

Naruto realized it was too late, and he simply nodded, hoping they wouldn't start asking a lot of questions now as his counterpart hummed before they resumed reading.

Batman sighed in disappointment to himself, knowing where the money came from for this. Nightwing may sometimes take normal jobs, but those jobs weren't enough to pay off an amount like this.

To his surprise, the black haired hero actually chuckled and pulled his phone out. "Is that all? I was sure you'd ask for more but that's fine with me. I'll wire half now and the other half once the job is done."

Naruto felt his own phone vibrate in his pocket. The notification on the screen told him about a pending deposit of one million dollars. The blond glanced back at the man who was standing up and stretching.

"Try to make contact as soon as possible and let me know when I need to book the hotel." He said, preparing to leave.

Naruto just stared at the notification on his phone. In a few minutes he'd made enough to live well off even in the most expensive cities in America, and once he finished crushing two people's spirits it would double.

"Nightwing." He called out. "You're sick man, see a therapist."

"No, I don't. It's the right thing. I'm just doing this so they get what they deserve." Nightwing defended his other self as the red-haired girl gave him a sad look while his previous teacher gave a disappointed look.

Narutwo wasn't sure if that look was meant for himself or for his previous sidekick.

The man shook his head. "So you're not gonna do it?" He asked, pulling his phone back out.

Naruto shook his head. "No, I'm gonna do it. I'm just saying this is twisted beyond belief. This is some villainous shit you're asking for. I don't think someone like Lex Luthor would do some shit like this."

"Lex Luthor?" Narutwo asked curiously, seeing nothing pop up on the projector screen.

"A villain." Batman answered simply before anyone else could, urging the blonde to continue as he wanted this to be done over and quickly.

"You're the one agreeing to do it for money. So which one of us is worse? You have my number, keep me updated." With that, the man left, leaving him alone to his thoughts. He never thought he'd see the day where he saw someone have a breakdown like this in real time. Still, Nightwing had a point.

Narutwo nodded in agreement. "He does, but I also understand why you're doing it."

Naruto smiled happily as he nodded back frantically, knowing what his counterpart meant. Simply chasing the bag, so to say. If nobody got me, I got me. He thought, thinking about his counterpart's words knowing the saying was now true.

He was twisted for asking for this but he was no better for accepting it since he could pay. He sighed and stood up. Regardless of his feelings he'd received a deposit and Nightwing was his client now, he'd see the job through to the end.

A part of him knew it was morally wrong to go through with it, but if Nightwing's story was legit, he couldn't say they didn't have it coming. 'Oh well. I'll get started tomorrow.' He thought to himself as he disappeared from atop the sign.

The next morning he woke up and went online to see if Barbara was online on her social media account. While he wasn't much for posting or anything like that, he did follow most of the Justice League members and the women were very active there in their free time.

Narutwo perked up at seeing the device that was being used. It looked pretty cool and useful, and thus he made a mental note to keep it in mind and bring it up once he got home. That also reminded him.

How am I going to explain all this to them? He thought to himself before being brought back by Catwoman asking about him, prompting him to answer quickly and return to reading.

He found Barbara's account and sent her a quick good morning message before proceeding with his day. Over the course of the day he managed to keep her engaged in conversation unrelated to work and dropping small compliments here and there. By the end of the night he even had her playing that game where one likes a picture, then another and so on and she would respond in kind.

"Well, you work pretty fast, don't you." Selina stated in amusement at how easy Naruto had roped Barbara.

Naruto shrugged. He was just doing his job. It all came naturally to him.

Barbara ducked her head to hide her red cheeks. She was embarrassed to admit inwardly that if someone like Naruto did contact her, she would most probably accept if he asked her out.

This is really weird. Nightwing thought with a sigh. Normally, he would hate seeing someone make a move on his girlfriend, but after the revelation, his faith had shattered in her, and he only wanted to see her get punished for it, the same for his previous teacher.

The next couple weeks the trend continued, this time having moved over to texting as she'd sent him her personal number so she didn't have to always be on the app. They would talk for hours on end about anything and everything. Her time as Batgirl, her hobbies, what she would do to help out even wheelchair bound.

He did find it amazing that even while condemned to a chair she managed to use her tech abilities to find a way to still help. It wasn't until a month later that the two met up at a local coffee shop for a drink before he had to go on patrol.

"Wouldn't it be better to just live a normal life then and not force yourself to continue trying to help?" Narutwo asked, tilting his head in confusion. He knew from experience as Guy had quit being a ninja after being forced into a wheelchair.

Barbara frowned at that. "I wouldn't want to just move on. If I can still somehow help someway, I would do it." She stated, her eyes showing her determination.

Narutwo, though shook his head. "No, I'm saying that in your state, what can you do if that Joker guy came after you again or someone else and there wasn't anyone to help you?"

Her mouth opened and closed multiple times before she conceded to his point, although begrudgingly.

When he arrived he noticed her towards the back of the shop with a book in hand and a drink on the counter. Next to her was another drink with a bit of steam rising from the top. She must have arrived not too long ago and taken it upon herself to order.

She turned around having heard the small chime of the door and smiled when she saw him. He noticed she was dressed in black jeans with flats along with a red button up shirt. Despite what he'd been told about her it didn't stop him from thinking she looked really good.

Naruto made his way over and pulled out the chair to sit down. "Hey Barbara. Nice to see you." He greeted her warmly.

"I'm sure it is." Batgirl scoffed.

Naruto held up his hands. "Don't look at me. I'm just doing what your boyfriend told me." He directed the attention and blame to Nightwing as Barbara turned to him.

"Don't look at me like that. You know why this is happening, Barbara." Nightwing commented with a scowl, not even using his nickname for her, which made her frown.

Narutwo stared at them, nearly arguing against each other, before looking at the older blonde, seeing amusement in his face. He shook his head at the instigating from him, though he had to say it was well done. Thankfully, the couple, if you could even call them that anymore, were stopped so he could read further.

The former Batgirl returned his smile and greeted him back. "Hello Naruto. It's nice to see you too. It's strange, I think this is the first time we've actually met for something not work related."

"Yeah I think it is. I've just never had the opportunity to talk to you really." He confessed. "But we're here now and I have about twenty minutes before I have to start my patrols. So how's your week been?" He asked, taking a sip of his drink.

Barbara recounted the events of the past few days in vivid detail, feeling glad to have someone besides her girlfriends to listen to. She knew they'd take her side on anything she said unless it was work related so it was nice to have another perspective on things.

The younger blonde looked at the still frowning Batgirl. "You're in that team of superheroes too?" He asked, referring to the Justice League.

She was slightly surprised by the question but shook her head, replying with "No."

"We sometimes work with heroes who aren't in the League." Naruto elaborated for him, getting Narutwo to nod his head in understanding.

Naruto meanwhile listened the entire time, keeping his eyes on hers letting her know he was paying attention. What felt like five minutes quickly turned into twenty and before the pair knew it, Naruto was set to start his shift. Not knowing when he'd have another opportunity, he made his first move right there.

"Hey Barbara." He called out while she was putting her phone in her purse. "Thanks for the drink."

She smiled at him and shook her head, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. "You're welcome. Well, I have to get going too, I have a few errands I need to run."

"Before you go." She looked up at him with a questioning look. "Would you like to go out this weekend?" He asked, catching her slightly off guard. "There's a new exhibit at the museum a few streets down if you'd like to go."

Her mouth opened and closed a few times before she was able to gather herself. "Uh, yeah that sounds great. Text me the details?"

Barbara sighed inwardly, seeing her counterpart accept what was going to bite back at her later on. It was bizarre to watch essentially her downfall being planned, and she couldn't do anything to stop it.

"To think she just sees it as a simple date that could lead to something more," Selina commented. The Barbara in the story was none the wiser, and it made the thief feel slightly bad as she always thought the girl was a sweetheart, but that image had been shattered after the revelations and seeing how the girl looked at her former lover.

She could understand why Nightwing was so upset at everything as she watched the boy seething silently in his seat.

"Yeah, I'll text you tonight." He held the door open for her so she wouldn't have trouble exiting and disappeared from view leaving the woman to let a shade of red appear on her face. It had taken everything she had to not blush out of embarrassment having been caught off guard by his sudden question.

She rolled away with a noticeable smile on her face, unaware of Naruto's invisible figure watching her from atop a building.

'I know she hurt Nightwing badly but this is gonna kill me inside just a bit.' He thought before actually leaving to get to work.

Barbara frowned. "It should."

Naruto shrugged.

"Well, you can't say you don't really deserve it for what you did, you know." Narutwo came to his fellow blonde's defense.

"He's right, and you can't complain after what you did." Selina also defended him as both Naruto's smiled at her. It looked like she was on their team.

Batman did not miss her smiling back at them as he narrowed his eyes slightly again.

Later that night after an easy day of patrolling he laid in bed and texted Barbara, letting her know the time and place to meet up. The exhibit was on for the next two weeks or so and he scheduled it for five days from now. She knew where the place was and told him she would be there. He shook his head and laid his head down on the pillow, staring aimlessly at the ceiling above him.

This was messed up in all sorts of ways. Barbara and Batman for their treachery, Nightwing for orchestrating this elaborate plot, and him for actively participating. Still though, $2million was a lot of money.

'What goes around comes back around I suppose'. He thought to himself. Picking up his phone he texted Nightwing, giving him an update on his progress. While he thought it was messed up he was still his client and would get the job done regardless of how he felt.

The man responded positively and told him to keep it up and to not forget to let him know when he got Catwoman. That presented another problem, how was he supposed to get her to agree to sleep with him? The two had only run into each other a handful of times, making a meeting between them rare.

"I too am interested to see how you will do this." Catwoman remarked, her tone laced with curiosity.

Naruto only offered her a small cheeky smirk in return, not willing to spoil anything for them.

He turned in for the night, deciding to worry about it in the morning. Placing his phone on the table, he turned the lights off and went to sleep.

In the blink of an eye, the day was here. He stood outside the door of the museum dressed in casual clothes consisting of a pair of black jeans, nike's, and a dark blue short sleeve button up shirt. He checked his phone and saw that it was a few minutes past their meeting time.

'I can see why Nightwing and her were together. They both like to keep people waiting.' He thought to himself slightly irritated.

"I also hate it when people do that." Narutwo told the older blonde as memories of his teacher, Kakashi coming late to their meeting came to his mind.

Naruto nodded sagely. "Exactly. It's annoying."

Safe to say both of them could say they were just like each other.

"Sorry I'm late. Had a little trouble at home." He heard from beside him. Barbara rolled up until she was next to him and offered him an apologetic smile.

"No worries. I haven't been here long anyway. Come on, let's go inside." He said, slowly making his way towards the door. He'd looked up tips on what going on a date with a wheelchair-ridden woman was like and saw that he shouldn't jump at the chance to push her unless it was asked for.

"For someone who is doing something like this, you do seem to be a considerate person at heart." Barbara commented begrudgingly, hearing he did his research on wheelchair-ridden people beforehand. She did not like admitting it, as she knew why this was happening in the first place, but she couldn't deny the statement.

"Of course," Naruto commented. His parents had raised him well.

Batman sighed. He could see why the blonde was accepted into the league as he seemed to have a good heart. It was just the side jobs that irritated him.

She rolled into the building and slowly, the two made their way around the exhibit. The pieces were interesting and the two often found themselves discussing certain pieces and what they thought the artist was thinking when he created them. Overall, it was an enjoyable time.

"Naruto." Barbara called out as they sat at a small table in the food area of the building. "Can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"What made you decide to ask me out today?" She asked.

"We know why." Batgirl sighed, seeing herself ask that question in the story.

Nightwing scoffed at her annoyance. "Let's see how you handle this." He muttered in interest, wanting to see her get punished for what she did already.

'Nightwing hasn't gotten over what you did to him so he hired me to help him.' He thought instantly. He couldn't say that though. "Well, during the time we were chatting I thought you were funny, clearly smart, and driven from what you've told me about yourself. There were times I found myself grinning like an idiot at my phone while reading a message and thought, 'I wonder if she's like this in person too' and decided to find out." He responded.

"A real charmer." Catwoman said in amusement.

"I wasn't lying." Naruto defended himself as that caused Barbara to blush slightly.

Though, it didn't make her feel that much better knowing what was coming.

It wasn't completely a lie, everything he said was true. It just wasn't the main reason he did so. Chances were, had he not known about her affair with Batman and the damage it did to Nightwing, he'd have asked her out if given the chance.

Barbara's mouth was slightly open at the confession and she quickly closed it, realizing he was still looking at her. "It doesn't bother you that I'm like this." She asked, pointing at herself. It was clear she was talking about the wheelchair. She looked good in the sundress she was wearing so that was the only thing.

He shook his head. "No, I'll admit this is the first time I've ever been on a date with a paralyzed woman but I don't care about that. I'm having a good time with you and I hope that can continue."

"I wasn't lying there either." Naruto said. It was true. He didn't care about things like that at all.

Narutwo nodded in agreement. She was a good-looking woman regardless of her being in a wheelchair and seemed nice enough. Though, that really didn't matter to him anymore after reading about her affair with her teacher.

Barbara quickly took a sip of her drink in order to gather her thoughts, not expecting him to be so concise with his answer. "Well, I'm sure it will. Come on, let's finish up. We still have a few other rooms to check out."

Naruto followed along and for the next two hours, they continued enjoying each other's company. By the end of the night, he offered to walk her home since she didn't live too far away. The trip was mostly silent with the occasional comment or quip here and there until they arrived at her front door.

"I had a great time. Thank you." She said, having turned the chair to look up at him.

"For now," Barbara muttered, shaking her head in worry for her other.

He smiled at her. "I did too. Any chance we can do it again soon?" He asked.

"Yeah I think we can do that." She replied, extending a hand. Naruto took it, and found himself being pulled down towards her. He felt her lips plant themselves on his cheek for a brief moment before it was over. She said nothing else and made her way up the small ramp available and waved at him before she disappeared through the door.

He stared at the door for a moment before being on his way as well.

"This would've been a sweet moment if not for what is yet to come because of what you two did," Narutwo commented, idly causing Nightwing to gnash his teeth in anger as he couldn't get everything out of his head.

"Can you stop reminding everyone of it, please?" Barbara nearly pleaded to him. She was tired of hearing about it so many times.

Dick Grayson quickly replied. "No, we are not just going to gloss over it. I'm glad this is happening, and you two have to watch this." He gave Narutwo a nod to continue ignoring the looks from his former teacher and the redheaded girl.

"Dick, I-" She was cut off by her boyfriend shaking his head at her, much to her sadness. She frowned again. I wouldn't do that with Bruce. As much as she admired her teacher, she wouldn't do anything that, would she? I wouldn't! She kept denying inwardly, hating it every time she did contemplate it.

Over the next two months they went on more dates, one every two or three days. Movies, picnics, other museums, dinners, the whole shabang. It wasn't until the beginning of the third month of them seeing each other that she suggested they stay at his place for the night instead of going out.

He had no problem with this and set up a movie on the large tv he'd gotten, courtesy of Nightwing. Barbara arrived at eight pm dressed in some sweatpants and a matching thin grey sweatshirt. He let her in and once they reached the living room he reached down and princess carried her out of the chair and onto the couch.

"Thanks." She muttered, still embarrassed that he had to do that for her.

"No problem." He replied, sitting down next to her. "Ready for the movie?"

Neither said another word and tried to enjoy the admittedly terrible movie. Somewhere in the middle of the movie just as a building was exploding, the blond felt her hand reach over and place itself on his thigh.

"You got close to her pretty quickly."

Naruto shrugged. It wasn't that hard to do, honestly, as she probably didn't know too much about him other than him being in the league, and that probably made her trust him much quicker.

"I wouldn't normally trust someone that quickly." The red-haired girl commented with a frown. "It's you being a hero who is in the league that probably made it different this time."

He looked over at her to see her giving him a knowing look and moved her hand upwards just a tad bit.

"Barbara." He muttered. Normally at this point he'd have gotten the hint and began kissing her knowing where it was going but this was a new situation.

"It's been three months. I think we both know why I wanted to spend the night." She whispered to him after leaning in slightly. "It'll be different since, you know, I can't really feel down there but that's not the point. I want to do it." She said with conviction.

Naruto stared at her for a moment and inwardly shrugged. He was all for new experiences. Their faces leaned closer to one another until they were engaged in a heated make out session. This wasn't the first time they'd kissed, far from it. It was the first time he knew they'd be going all the way though.

Barbara raised her arms to let the sweatshirt be removed, exposing a very small thin tank top. She wasn't wearing a bra if the outlines of her nipples poking through the fabric was any indication. That too was swiftly removed revealing her light nipples.

"Wait, hold on," Barbara called out with a red face. "Don't tell me they're actually gonna show us having sex?" She asked, hoping that wasn't the case. While they were all adults in the room, she didn't want anyone to see anything like this.

Narutwo smirked slightly. "You'll see, I guess." He answered as she gawked at him, causing Selina and Naruto to chuckle in amusement.

"This is a waste of time. We all have better things to do." Batman grouched, though the others, apart from Barbara, shook their heads and continued on.

Not wanting to be the only one exposed, the former Batgirl pulled his shirt over his head exposing his well built body.

"Let's go." She said.

The blond took her in his arms and made his way to his bedroom before gently placing her on the bed. Barbara used her arms to move herself to the center of the bed and motioned him to join him.

"I'm gonna need some help taking these off." She pointed at her sweatpants. He removed his own pants first and joined her on the bed. He swiftly pulled her pants down to reveal light pink lacy panties. He looked up at her with a raised eyebrow much to her embarrassment.

"They actually are showing it," Barbara muttered in surprise as the projector showed them the scene in the story, much to her embarrassment, which was evident by her red face. She did not want the others to see her get fucked by someone else right now.

Especially not in the presence of her boyfriend.

Speaking of said boyfriend. Nightwing was conflicted. This fucking sucks. He thought inwardly. A part of him didn't want to see any of this, but that part was overwhelmed by the other, knowing this way he would get revenge, even if he wasn't sure his girlfriend did what her counterpart did.

Selina rolled her eyes. "It's nothing that bad." She stated before they continued.

"Don't just stare."

He chuckled and removed them as well and finally saw the equally pink lips that she'd been covering.

He wasn't sure if her body would respond to stimulation and lubricate but just in case he gave it an experimental lick. She had laid back to stare at the ceiling, probably not wanting it to be awkward that she couldn't feel anything.

"That is going to be awkward for you no matter what," Catwoman told Barbara, who just gave her a dry stare in return.

Though, she knew it was right as her counterpart wouldn't feel anything as Naruto ate her out. She was probably going to fake moan to make it less awkward, which wasn't any better, in her opinion.

Naruto reached up to pinch her nipples with one hand, and smiled at the moans she emitted. For the next few minutes while he ate her out he made sure to tease her chest as much as he could while he lubed her up. Her body did respond as it turned out as he could taste the sweet nectar she produced, even if she didn't feel it.

"Are you ready Barbara?" He asked as he crawled above her and captured her lips with his.

She nodded.

Naruto lined himself up with her and just before he penetrated, he activated his power. He rewrote Barbara's reality using his imagination conjuring ability to where she would be able to feel him inside her and all the pleasure that would come with it.

"Well, that's one way to use your powers."

"And a good way to make it better and less awkward," Narutwo added sagely, getting a chuckle from his older counterpart.

"Can you read further faster?" Bruce asked with a small irritated sigh. This wasn't anything he wanted to see right now, and the interactions were getting on his nerves too.

Having done that, he pushed his rod in, spreading her nether lips as he did so. He wasn't sure if the lack of use of her bottom half had anything to do with it but she was absurdly tight.

"Ohhh" She moaned out loud then turned to look at him with wide eyes. "What?" She asked, slightly startled.

Naruto pretended not to hear and continued pushing into her, enjoying the way she threw her head back in pleasure as their bodies finally connected. Not giving her a chance to gather herself, he pulled out and just as quickly thrusted himself back inside.

"Of course, my other doesn't realize you're using your powers," Barbara commented, her red face in her hands as she didn't want to see any of this.

"This power of yours has no limit?" Batman asked curiously, ignoring the scene for now as he stared at Naruto.

The blonde shrugged. "Not really." He answered.

Batman was quite stunned by it. He didn't know how to respond anymore but was rather happy that he wasn't a villain and with the league. Even if he had his oddities with those side jobs.

He wasn't the only one who was stunned as the other occupants in the room were the same.

His eyes went from her pleasure stricken face to the sight of her breasts bouncing up and down with every thrust. The sight of her tits bouncing, combined with the snug heat and wetness that was currently enveloping him was amazing.

He slowed down a few minutes after she began tightening up around him and cumming for the first time in who knows how long. He didn't stop his motions, still enjoying the way her womanhood seemed eager to keep him in her.

Naruto kissed her slowly and moved a strand of hair out of her face. "How you doing Barbara?"

"I'm sure her moans already answer that question," Narutwo said cheekily with a grin on his face. It was a bit weird to see a person who looked like him but wasn't him fucking a girl. Though he supposed it wasn't that bad as he had to read Jiraiya's stuff, one of them he found out later about his parents. This was all just too amusing for him, so he just ignored it.

"Oh they sure are." Selina joined him with her own cheeky smirk.

"Please don't talk about that right now," Barbara muttered in embarrassment. She was already not liking them watching her get fucked, but the comments didn't help at all. It didn't help that it was arousing to watch the moment too as she closed her legs.

"I...can feel it somehow." She moaned in a sexy tone. Her eyes were still half lidded, she was clearly focused on continuing to get off. "I don't know why...but I can. Ask later...fuck me now" She pleaded.

He smirked and sped up his thrusts, causing the woman beneath him to moan louder than she had before.

"Just like that, don't stop! I'm...I'm...cumming" She squealed. Once again her core tightened up and he could feel every part of her pussy doing its best to get him to erupt. It almost worked but he managed to hold on, but he knew it wouldn't be for long.

"Barbara. I'm close too, what do you want me to do?" He asked, still keeping his face pace.

She bit her lip and shook her head, though with how her body was bouncing he wasn't sure what she was going for.

"Can't….inside. Come here…" She moaned, pointing at her face.

"At least you didn't let another person impregnate you again this time," Nightwing said to her.

Barbara sighed at his tone. This is one of the worst moments of my life. She thought sadly, knowing she had fucked up. Maybe her admiration for her teacher was a bit too much.

"Well, the worst hasn't even come for her yet, or for him too." Narutwo said, pointing at Barbara and Batman.

Moments before he knew he'd blow he pulled out of her, a wet slosh sound was produced as he did so. He quickly made his way over to her head and in an instant her mouth was swallowing his cock. She'd given him head before, but she'd never been this enthusiastic about it. Given how close he was she only had to top him up for about ten minutes before he could feel it coming.

"I'm close Barbs." He warned, using one of her old nicknames. The woman didn't stop and continued what she was doing. Just before he blew she let him go and opened her mouth. The first couple of shots landed perfectly in her mouth while the others hit part of her chin and cheek.

Barbara still couldn't believe all of this was happening and just wished she could get out of here. She cursed whoever brought her out here to watch this as she knew it ruined many things for her.

He took a few deep breaths and laid down beside her, watching as she scooped up the bits on her face and also took them into her mouth before swallowing. The sight had him ready to again, and she took notice of it but gave him a sad smile.

"I'd love to continue but I'm actually spent. I don't know how but I could feel it." She said softly reaching between her legs only to find that she couldn't feel her fingers. "I'm not sure why I can't anymore. That was the best I've had though. We can try again tomorrow in the morning if you want." She offered, feeling pathetic that this was all she was capable of.

"The best you've had over everyone, huh." Narutwo sent his counterpart a thumbs up as Batman and Nightwing gave him irritated stares for his comment.

They weren't dumb enough to not understand why he had repeated that.

"Just after one time, she forgot about the others." Selina 'innocently' added, causing both blondes to chuckle, much to the others' ire.

"It's not your fault. We can do it again tomorrow. For now I'm just glad you got to enjoy it." He said, pulling her close to him after her face was cleaned and hugging her. The two cuddled for an hour before going to sleep.

Things only seemed to get better for them after that night and the two could be found going at it either at his or her place at least three times a week. He'd gotten in contact with Nightwing after the first night, letting him know of his progress and was reminded about the second part of the plan. Whether it was by chance or not, he found an opportunity to get to Catwoman.

"Finally moving along," Nightwing muttered to himself. He still hated watching those scenes, even if his girlfriend deserved it.

He'd heard from a source that a truck full of diamonds was going to be stopping by a jewelry store not too far from here to pick up a shipment of sold goods. In that truck were supposed to be a handful of the largest jewels in the world. That was something he was sure she'd be taking an interest in.

"I would definitely be there." Catwoman wouldn't pass up the opportunity to steal something as big as that. "Looks like you got some good sources."

"The source is pretty good," Naruto replied cryptically, knowing Batman was staring at him, wanting to know who or what those sources were.

When night fell on the day of the pick up, he was ready. Naruto stood atop a building across the street, using his power to make himself invisible and waited. He smirked to himself a few minutes later when the aerobatic woman in the black skin tight suit landed on the roof of the jewelry store and hid herself from view, waiting for the truck to arrive.

He disappeared from his position and reappeared next to her, crouching down to look at the street. "They should be here any minute." He whispered.

Selina Kyle turned to look at him with a dry stare. "That's how you decide to start everything off like it wouldn't make me attack you?"

Naruto just gave her a chuckle. "It wasn't that bad."

Right as he finished speaking, he tilted his head to the side to let the heel of her boot miss his face by a few centimeters.

"What are you doing here?" She hissed in alarm, seeing the man dressed in a black version of his league uniform. He wore black pants and a black jacket with a hood over his face that had the added property of concealing his facial features.

"I was hoping to run into you actually." He said casually.

Catwoman raised an eyebrow and smirked before taking a seat on a small slab next to the edge on the roof. Crossing one leg over the other she rested her head on her palm.

"And what exactly do you need from me?"

Naruto smirked back and shrugged. "Nothing much, I just figured I'd take a chance and see if you'd like to go get a drink sometime."

That must have surprised her as her smirk was gone, replaced by an incredulous look. She blinked a few times, trying to wrap her mind around what had just happened. It only took a few moments before she started chuckling softly. "You waited out here, in the cold for who knows how long, just to ask me out for a drink?"

Selina also chuckled like her counterpart in the story. "As flattering as it is. I know myself and wouldn't accept the offer just because of that." Even though she was someone who dared a lot, she didn't always take every chance.

Naruto merely hummed, giving a smile of his own, which Catwoman slightly narrowed her eyes at. I know I wouldn't. How would he convince me? She wondered.

He nodded. "Pretty much."

"Why?" She asked with a little suspicion in her voice. "For you to be here right now means you know what I'm planning. How do I know this isn't some plot for you to arrest me as soon as I try to steal."

"I would've apprehended you already." That was true.

"Still not enough."

"Give it some time."

Catwoman hummed to herself. She was still trying to win over Batman but getting a free drink wouldn't be so bad. "Give me a reason to say yes." She challenged.

"I'll leave and let you do your thing here." He was willing to let her pull off a heist? Just like that?

Catwoman chuckled. "Alright, that would probably be enough for me." A hero letting her off just for a drink was definitely enough for her.

"I told you." Naruto said proudly.

"Fine. Tomorrow night at the Iceberg Lounge. 9pm." She agreed.

Naruto made a note of that in his phone and quickly texted Nightwing the details to let him do whatever he needed. "Sounds good. I'll see you there." As if he was a ghost, his form disappeared from in front of her into thin air. She looked around to make sure he was really gone and turned her attention down below when the truck finally arrived.

Deciding to think about her date later tonight, she put the goggles over her eyes and prepared her whip. She had diamonds to rob.

Batman frowned, turning to her. "Selina…"

The thief rolled her eyes at him, not willing to listen to what he had to say. It only made the Dark Knight's mood, which wasn't good to begin with, because of what they had read so far, worse after seeing her accept the blonde's offer.

Friday night came in the blink of an eye and Naruto was making his way to the Penguin's base of operations. He was dressed in his regular civilian clothing, not bothering to disguise himself as he didn't believe in the secret identity thing. Even if someone knew who he was, what could they possibly do to him?

Batman shook his head. "They can still go after-

Naruto cut him off. "I know what you're gonna say, but people tried it before, and it didn't end well for them. Trust me."

Stepping inside, the sound of moderate volume music assaulted his ears, and many people were inside mingling about discussing something or another. He made his way to the 'frozen' bar and ordered two drinks, leaving the money on the counter.

A minute or so passed before his date arrived. Catwoman strutted over to him and sat down on the small stool provided and rested her elbow on the counter. "Already got the drinks ready I see."

"I figured you wouldn't be long so why wait? Cheers." They tapped their glasses together and downed the drink. Naruto found that Selena, as she told him to call her for the night, was actually pretty fun to be around. She was flirty, playful, and spoke what was on her mind. All qualities he found attractive in a woman. It wasn't long before the two made their way to another area of the lounge where the music was more upbeat and trendy. Naruto didn't put up any resistance as she led him by the hand to the dancefloor and positioned his hands on her hips while she pressed her back to his chest and began to move to the music.

Narutwo hummed. "That whole place is pretty interesting." They didn't have anything like that in his world, but he wished they did as it looked pretty good.

Naruto and the others blinked. "You don't have clubs from where you're at?"

The younger blonde shook his head. "No, we don't have many things they showed here."

Naruto felt bad for his counterpart for missing such things. To think he didn't have things like Twitter or anything else. That reminded him as he chuckled. I should probably show him some tweets.

While not much of a dancer himself, it was relatively easy to do so. It was basically the two dry humping each other in sensual ways going along with the music. He was sure Selena could feel his growing erection through her pants as she would look over at him with a coy smile and rub herself even harder.

After an hour or so of dancing different songs he knew he had to move. She had her chest pressed to his with her hands wrapped around his neck and he moved his hands down until they were just a few inches away from her ass.

Leaning in, he spoke. "You wanna get out of here?"

She looked at him with a mischievous smile on her face and leaned forward until her mouth was right next to his ear. "What makes you think I'm easy enough to take home on the first date?"

"I can tell you're just as pent up as I am." He shot back, still moving slightly along with her. "Besides, it doesn't have to go anywhere. Also, I can make it worth your while in more ways than one."

That piqued her interest. Of course she knew one of the things he was talking about but the second? She had no clue and asked what it was.

"I can tell you who the man behind the Bat mask is." He replied. He knew he had her at that moment. All pretexts of not wanting to seemingly left as she began contemplating it.

"Should have figured you would use that." The thief clad in the skintight suit muttered with a sigh. She was adamant about finding out Batman's identity, and in the end, it didn't really matter that much more after she found out as nothing changed.

"It was the easiest way at the time." Naruto responded, shrugging.

Batman did not appreciate his identity being used as a way to get into his former lover's pants as he sent the blonde an unamused stare.

"It wouldn't bother you that I'm essentially doing it for that bit of information?" She asked.

Naruto shook his head no. "I told you, it's just fun for the two of us."

Selena continued dancing, grinding, on him for the duration of the song and once it was finished pulled him out of the room and towards the front door. "Where to loverboy?" She asked.

"Ah shit, here we go again," Narutwo commented, knowing they would have his counterpart have sex with another woman.

Naruto nearly guffawed at the comment as he wondered how his counterpart had perfectly said that meme. Though instead, he settled for an amused chuckle.

Batman did not know whether to be angry at what he was going to see or sad. In the end, his anger won out as a seething expression was on his face, not liking what they were going to be shown.

Naruto checked his phone and pulled up the information Nightwing had sent him. It was a receipt with the details of the stay. Top floor room 3. Barbara would be scheduled to appear in an hour. Inwardly he sighed at the shitshow that was about to happen and once again he thought that he shouldn't have shown up that night.

Just under an hour later, Selena was mentally patting herself on the back for making the decision to agree. Naruto hadn't been full of hot air with his statement, and now she was full of him. She was on all fours on the bed, gripping the sheets for dear life while the blond man behind her railed her, unknowingly ruining her for another man, for Batman.

"Oh damn, she really forgot all about you after getting fucked just once, huh," Narutwo stated the fact, much to Batman's ire and some of the others' amusement. Though the blonde might not have meant it as something malicious, it still came off like that for the Dark Knight, indicating he could not live up to the other blonde.

Naruto had to hold back his laughter at how his younger counterpart was instigating without even knowing he was, it was just too funny for him, but he held back.

For now.

Though the same couldn't be said for Selina, who giggled openly at the jab but also stared at the screen in curiosity, unknowingly rubbing her legs against each other.

The other did not catch it, save for the two blondes in the room.

In that hour she'd cum three times and her makeup was smeared by the pleasurable tears that had formed when she was trying to throat him. So lost in her own lust and the sound of her ass clapping against her lover for the night, she never heard the door to their hotel room open.

"What the fuck is this?!" They heard. Selena's lust induced trance was snapped and she turned to see the commissioners daughter sitting at the end of the hallway of their room. She quickly removed herself from Naruto and covered herself up with the sheets.

Naruto meanwhile looked at Barbara with no emotion, just like he was paid to do.

"You take your side jobs seriously," Nightwing stated, impressed at how Naruto always kept true to his word. He could respect the fact that he went through with what his client told him no matter what.

Naruto nodded. "Of course. I don't want my clients to be dissatisfied."

"Are you going to answer me?" The redhead continued with a tremble in her voice. The two could see she was trying to hold back tears, but it wasn't working. She started sniffling and the first tear fell, then the second until it was a steady stream.

Selena looked towards the blond with disbelief written all over her face. "You didn't think it was important to mention you were seeing someone?" She asked.

Naruto glanced at her and nodded at her then the window. Catwoman scowled and quickly dressed herself before making her way past the heartbroken woman, not feeling like listening to his order.

Selina pursed her lips. "My other should have seen something like this coming." Though she still understood why her counterpart accepted it. If it were her from a year ago, when she didn't know the info she would get, she would have probably accepted the offer too.

"Why?" Barbara whispered. "Why would you do this? Were you unhappy? Did I do something to you?"

Naruto sat down at the end of the bed and put his underwear and pants back on before turning his attention to the woman. "No. You didn't do anything to me but you did to someone. I was hired to do this." He revealed.

That only seemed to make the crying intensify. He had to watch for the next few minutes as the woman sobbed at the betrayal from what she thought was her boyfriend. "So everything was a lie?"

He shook his head. "I really did mean most of what I said. Had I not known some of the things I do, I would have asked you out for real if given the chance. I truly don't care about the wheelchair thing, you're still a woman."

Barbara stared at the ground, a broken look on her face as the reality that she'd been played set in. She didn't know what had been real between them or if everything was a lie. As she did this, Naruto made the call.

"I expect the rest of the money by tonight." Was all he said before hanging up.

"You called him," Narutwo pointed to Nightwing, "At that time right in front of her." Narutwo stated incredulously.

"I wasn't really thinking too much at the time," Naruto responded, realizing what he had done probably made it even worse, though he didn't really care too much about it.

"That's wild." Narutwo stated, shaking his head.

"How much?" She muttered.

"Excuse me?"

"How much did this person pay you to do this to me? How much did it cost for you to agree to do something this cruel to someone disabled." She asked, now more angry than anything.

Naruto sat quietly for a moment. While on the outside he looked like he couldn't care less, on the inside he felt like garbage. "Two million dollars."

Barbara's mouth dropped. For someone to drop that kind of money meant she must have pissed off someone powerful back in her days as Batgirl.

"How you didn't realize who it was instantly is beyond me." Selina rolled her eyes at the frowning girl.

"Hey, I-" She stopped for a second before continuing," She is still shocked by what she had seen." The others, apart from Batman, just scoffed at her words, not caring about them.

Naruto stood up and resumed getting dressed until he was completely clothed once again. "What goes around comes back around I suppose." He said as he made his way past her, leaving her alone in the room. It was a bit depressing, had she made better choices in the past this wouldn't have happened. Perhaps there could have been a chance for this to be real.

A week later at a mandatory meeting up at the Watchtower, Naruto could feel the disapproving stares of some of the men and women in the back of his head from his seat. It seemed the word had gotten out. If he had to rate the person looking at him with the most anger it would probably be Vixen, as she didn't even try to hide the fact that she was mad.

"Damn, what did you do to make her that mad at you?" Narutwo questioned his other self. Sure he understood the disapproving stares somewhat, but he was paid to do it, but this woman looked extremely angry.

Naruto tilted his head for a second before shaking it. "I honestly don't know at all. I haven't done anything to her." He replied with a shrug of his shoulders.

"Excuse me." Superman began from atop the small platform he was standing on. "I know there's been some...rumors going around but I'm hoping we can save that until after the League business has been handled." He announced.

Everyone reluctantly looked away from him and back at the screen for the briefing. What happened next shocked everyone, but none more than Naruto and Batman. When the Dark Knight turned the screen on to begin whatever they were going to talk about, their jaws dropped.

On screen was footage of Naruto giving it to Catwoman in their hotel room.

"Motherfucker." Naruto muttered, loud enough to where only Flash who was sitting next to him, and Superman with his super hearing could hear him.

The screen was turned off and all the attention was on him once more. If looks could kill, the Dark Knight's stare would have put him six feet underground.

"Talk." He ordered.

Batman instantly knew who had done that. It wasn't Naruto, as it was easy to discover who'd do that. His head turned to look at Nightwing, giving him a disappointed look. "Dick…"

Narutwo had to hold back his laugh at hearing the name. He knew it was what they called him, but because of the situation they were looking at, it just made it even more ironic for him.

"Don't act like you don't deserve any of that," Dick said, scoffing at Bruce.

Selina motioned for the blonde to continue reading, lest they had to see the same spat all over again. As amusing as it was, she wanted to see the rest.

Naruto leaned back in his seat and crossed his arms. "I don't know what you want me to say. I didn't do that, you think I wanted all of you to see me butt naked having sex?"

"We've heard of your less than desirable tendencies but overlooked them since they never affected the league business. You sleeping with league members, some taken, and cheating on the commissioner's daughter has begun to affect the league." Naruto could feel everyone minus a few begin to turn on him and realized he needed to diffuse the situation.

What better way to do that than to attack someone else?

"Why are you all looking at me with disapproval? Since my intimate moment has just been exposed to everyone, why don't we expose everyone then, let's see if you're all singing the same tune then." He shot back.

"Oh, this should be good," Catwoman said in amusement, a small smirk on her face.

"Expose?" Nightwing and Barbara asked at the same time curiously before looking at one another for a second, the former being the first one to look away, causing the latter to frown.

"It's nothing." Batman commented.

"Ah, you'll see." Naruto elaborated, pointing at the scene and book.

"Oh shit." Flash muttered next to him, knowing shit was about to go down.

"Batman. You wanna point fingers so bad, let's point it at you. Do they know that you slept with Barbara while she was dating Nightwing?" Now wide eyes turned to Batman with shock clear in their faces. "You fucked your own protege's girlfriend and knocked her up." He revealed, twisting the metaphorical knife some more.

He then turned his attention to Green Arrow who was looking at him with anger. "Arrow, you've finally put it together I see. Your girlfriend cheated on you but you're more mad at me?"

"John, you're always hard on me for 'whoring around' but Shayera, who betrayed the league and the earth might I remind you all, was welcomed back with open arms after a little bit of time like she hadn't sold us out."

Flash stood up with his hands making a 'calm down' motion. "Ok ok why don't we all just take a breather all right?" He suggested trying to get things under control.

Dick shook his head. "It won't work out. He might as well give up already after the first reveal." He was surprised to know they were like this.

Batman sighed at the look on his face. His previous sidekick seemed to be enjoying this way too much.

"Tsk. Huntress." He called out to the black and purple clad woman. She too looked at him with some anger but raised an eyebrow when he singled her out. "Did you know the league keeps tabs on you? They want to make sure you never get your hands on Mandragora. They know where he is at all times and make sure to move him whenever you get too close. That's right, they're protecting your daddy's killer." He revealed.

"Wait, really?" Narutwo asked, looking at Batman, who stayed silent before looking over at Naruto, who nodded his head.

"Yes, it's true." He confirmed, much to the Dark Knight's ire.

Even Barbara and Nightwing were surprised as they hadn't expected the league to do anything like this and protect a criminal. However, Selina wasn't as surprised as them. Even the heroes weren't as clean as the common folk thought they were.

She was a part of those who knew while the others were a part of those who didn't know.

"That's crazy," Narutwo stated, shaking his head. It made Naruto chuckle inwardly at the way he said it.

One by one he went, airing out everyone's dirty laundry until Arrow shot at him. He easily dodged it forcing the hero behind to have to move. That set off a chain of events as Huntress, angry both at him and the information she'd been told, threw a punch out of anger at the Dark Knight.

For some reason, Narutwo let out a small laugh at seeing that. He couldn't help it. Though, it did cause the others to look at him except for Selina, who had also chuckled.

"This is not funny." Batman berated him as Naruto shrugged.

"Hey, don't blame. All this wouldn't have happened if none of you did all that fucked up stuff."

Selina smirked. "He's right. In the end, you all have only yourselves to blame for what happened." She winked at Narutwo, who smiled back at her as Naruto hummed in interest seeing the interaction.

It looked like the both of them seemed to be getting along very well, and it gave him ideas.

That first attack set off a minor rumble between everyone in the meeting room. Naruto maneuvered his way off to the side with Flash, both watching the chaos unfold.

"You know they're gonna suspend you for this right?" He asked, eating an apple.

"Probably. Once they're done trying to kill each other."

"Oh they did."

"Damn, really?" Narutwo asked his counterpart.

Nodding, the older blonde chuckled. "Technically, I still am suspended." He could see his other was going to ask to expand but motioned towards the book as the counterpart understood.

"It was Nightwing wasn't it?" Flash asked. "I can't think of anyone who would want something like this to happen to someone unless they'd been hurt badly too. From what you said about Batman, it wasn't hard to figure out."

"Like it's not obvious." Catwoman said with a roll of her eyes.

"They're too preoccupied with each other to figure that out." Nightwing added. He didn't care if they knew it was him or not that did that. They would probably try to lecture him, but he didn't want to hear anything from them.

Naruto had to hand it to the man. For all his childishness, he could use his head when needed. He didn't verbally answer but he didn't need to. Flash knew.

While everyone was busy fighting or trying to get things under control, Naruto disappeared from the Watchtower, reappearing on the roof of his building.

Pulling out his phone he dialed a number and waited until the person picked up.

"Alright Lex, job's done." He spoke into the phone. "You know that won't be enough to cause them to split up right?"

"You're working with Lex Luthor?!" Batman rounded on him, outraged at what was, in his eyes, a betrayal from a fellow league member.

Naruto simply shrugged. "It's just a simple side gig. Besides, it wasn't even anything that bad, just bringing out some secrets people hadn't known yet."

It wasn't just Batman that gave him frowns, as both his current and former sidekicks did the same now. The Dark Knight shook his head. "It does not matter? Of course, it does. We are talking about Lex Luthor here. He will use everything he can in-"

"Look, listen." Naruto interrupted him, causing the vigilante to stop, giving the blonde a frown. "The league is still going strong. Nothing has happened to them even after that. You have to stop being so paranoid."

Narutwo took that as an opportunity to continue reading, even though he found the exchange amusing.

"Possibly not but there's a chance."

"If it fails it's not my problem. I was paid to air out their dirty laundry and I've done that."

"That you have. Good work, I'll be sure to recommend you to some of my colleagues." Luthor replied. "I'll wire the money to your account. Pleasure doing business"

Naruto hung up and a moment later received a deposit of 8 million dollars. He knew it wouldn't be enough to split the league so he agreed to take on the job for the man. Easy money. Just as he was about to make his way to his place his phone vibrated again and a frown formed on his face when he saw who was calling.

"Barbara?"

Barbara blinked in surprise. "Why would I call you after all that happened?" It did not make sense to her. If anything, she wouldn't want to do anything with the blonde anymore after what had happened.

Naruto tried to look as oblivious as possible, his eyes looking away from the others as they all gave him curious looks. He coughed into his hand, "I think it's best you all just read further and find out." He answered cryptically.

"That's fine with me." Selina stood up, sitting closer to the younger Naruto as she took the book off his hands to read the next chapter.

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