OK, this is where things kinda start getting NSFW. Nothing too crazy but ya. So if you're not into that type of shit involving minors then don't read further. For those of you who do, I hope you enjoy!
Mai had carefully put Zim to bed and went to the living room, sending a call to the Tallest, who picked up right away
"Hey! You're alive! That's great! Hahaha!" Red cheered, happy he wasn't gonna get in trouble after all
"No I'm not, and i'll have you know that not only am I alive, I also have our little trouble maker curled up in bed purring this very second" She smiled, hands on her hips. She felt very proud of herself
"PFFTTTT" Purple spit out his drink "No way! You're lying! It's impossible!" Mai just smiled smugly
"Hey if I could handle Reds crazy ass I can handle any smeet" she and purple laughed at how he blushed and sputtered
"SHUT UP! I was NOT at all as bad as Zim!" He yelled as he felt all the Irken in the room look at him
"Aww you're right, you were much more needy. Always asking for kisses~" She cooed
"HANG UP THE CALL!"
"And clinging to me, asking to be pet and-"
"AHHHHHHHHH" He smashed a bunch of buttons in front of him before she could continue and suddenly the call was cut, leaving her laughing her ass off on the couch
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Her antenna perked up. What was that?
"ZIM! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME YOU LIZARD?" Dib yelled from outside before pounding on the door again
She got up and opened the door, not really caring for disguises. Zims mission was over and it wasn't like Irk was ever gonna try to invade this place again. If anything she could scare the child off and leave them alone. No one would believe a smeet anyways
"Hello?"
Dib stared up at her confused
"Uhh, where is Zim? Who are you? The Tallest? I'll destroy you!" Mai laughed
"Something like that, Earth smeet. Hey, what's a lizard" She asked curiously. She did research before coming to earth and hadn't seen lizards in her investigation. And why was he calling Zim that? Maybe Earth slang?
"It's a- WAIT! You're just trying to catch me off guard so you can eat me, aren't you?" Dib said as paranoid as ever
"What? No! I would never eat a smeet. You're also too smelly to be appetizing. Wait, why aren't you scared? Im not in disguise, you should be running" She said although she already had an idea as to why
"I know you and Zim are aliens, and I'm gonna take you BOTH down!" Dib yelled pulling out his sleep cuffs
"Uhhhh…You will defeat us with ONE pair of restraints?" She said amused
"Well I…I didn't know you were here! But I will do….something to you!" He set down his briefcase and started rummaging through it "I have a laser gun I made out of popsicle sticks…somewhere in here…and when I find it you're gonna be- Oh she closed the door…" Dib said, realizing he was talking to himself. He started pounding on the door again. She opened it, angrily
"SHHH! You're gonna wake Zim! He cannot play with you now, come back later-" She scolded him about to close the door again. Dib stuck his foot in the way of the door
"I'm not playing! Show me where Zim is!" He yelled pushing the door back open and running past her into the base
She sighed and shut the door behind her
"Look, Zim is taking a nap right now and really cannot play and i don't wanna get the computer to throw you out- HEY!" Dib had stomped into the bedroom Zim was sleeping peacefully in
Zim had rolled around on the bed enough to unravel the blanket cocoon that was around him and now laid sprawled out on the bed, drooling and snoring loudly
"Zim!" Dib yelled. Zim didn't wake
"Get up and fight m–" SNORE
Dib made an angry face. Mai quietly walked in to try and grab Dib, who pulled away from her and ran up to the bed, getting on it and trying to shake Zim awake
Zim, in his sleepy state just grabbed one of the arms that was shaking him and clung to it before rolling over to fall back asleep, pulling Dib to the bed with him
"Hey!" He tried to pull his arm free but with no luck.
"ZIM!" He yelled trying to pull his arm free again. Mai laughed
"It seems he is a deep sleeper. You're probably gonna be stuck like that till he wakes up"
"Who are you?!" Dib asked. He was pissed but obviously not going anywhere, might as well learn something
"I'm Mai, a mother tallest from Irk. I'm here to bring Zim back since he was wrongly sent here. He's too young to be on a mission or exiled"
"Oh so someone else is gonna come take over the Earth! Not on my watch!" he yelled kicking his legs
"What? Oh no, we don't want Earth. Zim was sent here to get rid of him. Your planet is safe'' She smiled, hoping this would calm Dib down, and it did
Dib looked at her, then at Zims sleeping face. Zims mission was fake. Earth was safe. Why wasn't he happy to hear that Zim was leaving?
"Would you like to nap with him? You Earth smeet need naps too right?" She asked, glad he was calmed down
"Uh, yeah but I'm too old. I'll just lay here with him I guess…" He said, not really knowing what else to do
He stared at Zims sleeping face. Now that he was laying on his side he had stopped snoring. Dib noticed Zim had little freckles on his cheeks, a darker shade of green then the rest of his skin. Zims breathing was soft and shallow.
He looked so….Peaceful
Zims antenna made little twitches as he dreamed. Dib had long wondered what they felt like. Now was probably his only chance, might as well take it
With his free hand he reached up and lightly touched it, making it flick away from his touch
Mai blushed when she saw him touch Zims antenna
"Uhhh, d-don't touch those!" She said quietly but still sounded panicked
"Why not?" Dib asked, not taking his eyes away from the antenna as he grabbed it between his fingers, rubbing it. It was a little furry and soft, like the skin of a peach
"No! They are very sensitive, I don't think you should-"
"He doesn't seem to care, '' Dib said, not caring either. This was his one chance to examine Zim and like hell he was gonna stop. He needed to know. For research of course
He kept stroking the antenna, from the base all the way up to the tip, then rubbed the tip between his fingers. The tip was a lot more rough than the rest. Weird
"Mnh" Zim made a little noise when Dib started rubbing the tip of his antenna, he wiggled a bit
"Human I really think you should-" Mai said, a huge blush on her face as she watched. Inside she was panicking not knowing what to do
"This is so interesting, the whole thing is soft but is rough on the ends. Why is that?" Dib asked, not really caring. It's not like he was hurting it, just touching it. She really needed to chill
Then Zim started softly humping dibs arm
Dibs eyes went wide with shock and immediately pulled his hand away from the antenna
"Told you" Mai said, her hand over her face
"You didn't tell me it was THAT type of sensitive!" Dib whined. He could feel a wet spot soaking through his coat sleeve on the back of his wrist as Zim continues to hump, purring and giving little chirps
Dib covered his bright red face with his other arm, hoping he could just disappear. Being humped on by his nemesis was bad enough but having someone watch made him want to die
"Uhh, I'm gonna be out here…please don't touch him till he wakes up…"She said hurriedly exiting the room
"Yeah thanks for the help!" Dib yelled after her but she was already gone
So he was stuck with his horny alien nemesis for the next 2 hours
This was gonna be fun to explain when Zim woke up
