My immortal Quotes
"We smoked cigarettes and drugs"
Draco has gothic red eyes
And then he put his thingy into my you-know-what
"What the hell are you doing mfers?! -Dumbledore
The only reason Dumbledore swore was because he had a headache
"They were having sexual intercourse in the forbidden forest" - Also Dumbledore
"I love the taste of human blood," he giggled.
We started frenching
He started to cry wisely.
"I may be a Hogwarts student, but I'm also a satanist" - Hagrid
Saint mangos
"Stop it now you horny simpletons" - McGonagle
"Whats wrong honey?" He asked while taking off his clothes
"We only sell these to the real goffs"
I asked in a gothic voice
Rumridge
Eneby
He put his throbbing you-know-what in my tool
"Ur da bark lord"- Ebony
Dumbalydumb
"And then I jumped sexually in front of the bullet"
I got up suicidally
I ran suicidally
Death dealers
I began making out with Satan
