My immortal Quotes

"We smoked cigarettes and drugs"

Draco has gothic red eyes

And then he put his thingy into my you-know-what

"What the hell are you doing mfers?! -Dumbledore

The only reason Dumbledore swore was because he had a headache

"They were having sexual intercourse in the forbidden forest" - Also Dumbledore

"I love the taste of human blood," he giggled.

We started frenching

He started to cry wisely.

"I may be a Hogwarts student, but I'm also a satanist" - Hagrid

Saint mangos

"Stop it now you horny simpletons" - McGonagle

"Whats wrong honey?" He asked while taking off his clothes

"We only sell these to the real goffs"

I asked in a gothic voice

Rumridge

Eneby

He put his throbbing you-know-what in my tool

"Ur da bark lord"- Ebony

Dumbalydumb

"And then I jumped sexually in front of the bullet"

I got up suicidally

I ran suicidally

Death dealers

I began making out with Satan