Chapter 8

'Mione, do we have anything planned for this week?'

'Just your stuff why?'

'Well I have just gotten a letter from Miss. Parkinson requesting an appointment with you immediately.'

'Oh, why me?'

'I don't know, I have rescheduled my week, so we can go home today, if you don't mind, Pansy would only ask if it was important.'

'Fine with me, will this harm your studies?'

'I employ the teacher so I can give him a week off if I wish to delay my studies.'

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'Good morning Ms. Parkinson.' as Pansy stepped out of the floo.

'Lord Malfoy, Lady Malfoy, Lord Potter, Lord Malfoy.' as she curtsied.

'Oh Pansy, we are old school mates, It's Mione please. What is so important?'

'Yes, well I need your help, you got preggos without fucking them right?' as she nodded to Harry and Draco.

'Um… yes, we used IVF why?'

'Well how does it work?'

'Well they take my eggs out, and then put their… with the eggs and get them all fertilized and then put the eggs back in me, and then … pointing to the quads in different stages of being fed and burped.

'And you didn't have to be in the same room?'

'No, why? What's going on Pans.' Draco asked now looking worried.

'Well, Richard passed last year, and the ministry seems to think I need to be matched up… with Ron Weasley.' as she started to cry.

'Oh Pansy I'm so sorry.' as Hermione pulled her into a hug.

'He is absolutely vile, I don't know how you even could…' as her head began to shake. She started to tell of the escapades.

'Ron thought he struck gold when we got the news, he was marring into a wealth family. He wanted me to move in with him and his parents so we could fix up their house.'

'Like your father would let that happen.' Lucius smirked.

'Yes, daddy was furious, so we came up with a contract. Lots of big words and some Latin too. So the stupid git signed it without properly reading it.'

'Oh good idea about the Latin.' Lucius added. 'What did he agree to?'

'Well, he gets a monthly stipend. Well it is now weekly because the oaf can't budget his money.' Harry smirked at this.

'He must work to help pay the bills. Daddy did find us a place to live but… it's just a small place, Daddy put it in his name so he is responsible for it, and he can't sell it for the money without his signature. He is livid because daddy won't let him use a house elf to cook and clean and I told him I will not be his servant he needs to clean up him own mess, did his mum do everything for him?'

'Yup, her little Ronnikins.' Harry said with a grin as Hermione nodded.

'Yea, I didn't want that either, and I didn't want children either and he wants a whole quidditch team.'

'You didn't…' as she looked over to the quads.

'I didn't mind having them it was just that I still have things to do. Draco and Harry are wonderful parents.' Hermione said as she smiled at the boys.

'Yea, he is already complaining about me not being pregnant yet, he seems to think we did do it on our wedding night and I should be up the duff by now so we need to do it again he's horney. And he will stay horney, because I 'm trying my hardest not to sleep with him again.' as she shuddered. 'And he won't be able to cheat on me. And that is why I'm here.'

'How? Did you do that?' Hermione asked.

'Well Latin in the contract, and his Latin vows and my Latin vows that he must stay faithful to me was spoken and accepted.'

'Good girl, I told you Latin would come in handy one day." Lucius said with a grin. 'Wait you said faithful to you?' she nodded. 'Oh sweet girl you are my hero,' as he bowed to her and he started to laugh, as all of them looked confused. 'She never said she would be faithful to him only that he had to remain faithful to her. So she can take a side piece if she likes.' she nodded as everyone started to laugh.

'Well the wedding was a total nightmare, his mum…'

'Say no more we know.' Harry said.

'Well, she was trying to hijack the whole thing and getting daddy to pay for it all. She wanted it at their house and so they would need money to fix it up and… Well daddy took us to the ministry and had Kingsley perform the vows. Then we went home, unfortunately there is a consummation clause charm when you take a bonding vow. So I had to endure that fiasco, he was so drunk he could barely get hard enough to break the charm and then he came all over his hand. I even drank a fertility potion so I would get pregnant on the first time.'

'Wow, that sound horrid, yes we will help you do this.' Hermione pulled her back into a hug.

'But how do we prove it is his spawn?' she cried. 'I know Molly will harp on it if she gets to counting the days.' as Hermione and Harry nodded.

'Well a goblin will be present for the whole procedure.' Draco spoke, noticing her scowl ' You will get female goblin and Ron will get a male goblin, yes it was kind of weird having someone watch you… but it was done in no time.'

'Yea, my chaperone watched as they took the eggs out, and they followed them to the lab as they watched the mixing process and then followed them back into my room to watch them be placed back into me. Then St Mungos will send proof of pregnancy and paternity reports in during the exams. I didn't know it, as I was too busy pushing four cantaloupes out but they will come during the birth to verify paternity tests again just as proof.' Hermione said.

'Did you know you would have four?'

'I knew there was a chance, you see they normally put at least two in so if one doesn't take there is a second chance and as I was trying for two the put four in and I have four more in cold storage if I choose to do this again.' she grimaced at the thought of Pansy having to carry Ron's spawn.

'Was it that bad?'

'Well, for me, no but I had them to help me. I was huge,' the boys held their hands way out in front of them. 'I needed help to do everything, they had pillows on both sides to help support the babies, rubbed stretch balm on my stomach. I'm sure how much help Ron will be.'

'Do you think I could handle it? Get it over with in one go? They want me to have three in the next ten years. If I could get them all done in one go I would never have to look at that,' as she shivered. 'Tiny thing again.' The boys started to laugh. They started to talk about how bad Ron was on daily life skills. Hermione noticed Draco and Harry with their heads together talking.

'Hey Pans we will offer this just because we know how bad Ron can be but if you were to be up the duff with triplets we would let you stay with us and we will help you thru the pregnancy.' Draco said.

'Really you would help me? Why?' as she started to cry again. "And you have your own family to raise.'

'Well we have a routine all set up and will have time to help you. And because we know Ron won't do shite to help and Molly will want you to move in with them or move in with you to help and not move back out.' Harry said. 'Well that is if you can live with two poofers and four baby poofers.'

'What? My husband said that? Baby poofers? I will kill him!'

'No you won't! You will just spend time with the poofers and then his spawn might just be poofers too.' Lucius grinned.

'Oh, wait please check your family tree before you do this, has anyone in your family had twins?' Pansy shrugged. 'Twins runs in the Weasley line so if you have the chance it will double up the chances of twins. And if they put three in you would have the chance of up to six if all of the eggs take and split.'

'Oh then you really would be huge, sexy but huge.' Lucius said. 'What pregnant women are sexy, but mine was the sexist by far.' adding the last as Hermione's eyebrow shot up.

'Oh, damn almost a whole team.' they all looked in horror at Pansy. 'Hey, get it over with and then let them raise them. I never was motherly now was I Draco?' as he shrugged. 'I will talk with daddy about a child bank account and let them have at it, and I can go on with my life might even move back to Paris. I think daddy did put it in there each of us has to pay half of the cost. And if I figure up the total cost over seventeen years and put that into an account and let him have that. I wouldn't be my fault how he budgets their money? If he should happen to spend most of it early and get into financial trouble later in life? What do you think Lucius?'

'Well if it is worded right, no it would not be your fault.' Lucius grinned.

'Oh, Pansy you know with that many you will be guaranteed bed rest for almost the whole nine months.' Hermione pleaded.

'Well he calls me a fat cow now so why not live up to his expectations. I won't be able to work and he will have to, to pay the bills by himself.' she said with a grin.

'You are not a fat cow and never will be.' Lucius spoke with authority, 'That stupid git, I 'm sorry but I have nothing but contempt for your husband and wish him bodily harm. I'm sorry, I should not wish harm to your… I do not wish you to go through the loss of another family member, forgive me?' he looked sorry for his outburst.

'Oh you are just fine Lucius, I think daddy is in the same frame of mind as you, so no harm done.' as she giggled. 'Well thank you for all of your help Mione and your offer of help, Draco, Harry.'

'We will help in anyway needed, I will get you a list of all the people you need to talk to, and Draco and Harry will be here to help you. If you need to talk you can floo me in Italy for the next four months as Lucius finishes his masters.'

'Oh merlins I forgot you two were out of country. You came back just to hear me whine on?'

'No we came back to help a dear friend with her problems and we will come back if needed in the next four months just send word and we will come back to help out.' Lucius said as her sat straight up in his chair. 'You came to us for help and you will receive it.'

'Oh thank you Lucius,' she hesitated as if she wanted to hug him, he pulled her in for a hug.

'You have been Draco's friend since nursery school, you are like a daughter to me, we will be here for you.' as Lucius kissed the top of her head.