Banjo and Kazooie were enjoying a nice quiet day in the Spiral Mountain after doing enough adventuring for 1 day; however that would come to a swift end since a particular set of Wacky Racers suddenly began zipping around their home.

"Oh you got to be kidding me." Banjo remarked in disbelief while hilding the musical instrument he shared a name with.

Kazooie shook her feathered head in disgust. "Ugh they even brought their nuts and bolts here. We can't just have a single moment of clarity?"

Alas the bear and bird wouldn't be able to enjoy their well earned peace so for the sake of this story they decided to bolt out their own car and join in hoping that winning this seemingly endless race would put an end to these shenanigans.

"Oh but it won't!" Dick Dastardly laughed alongside his dog Muttley in his Mean Machine since being so far ahead he was already starting to have his various traps formed to lay out across the meadow. "Not when you got my dreadful schemes and scams ready to play!"