This is an inspired combination of Love & Other Drugs and a fic I read on a tumblr account I follow. It's quick because I'm still no good at writing the dirty stuff.


They met at a mutual friends' college, the meet and greet party at the beginning of the year. Caroline had been brought to the college as the French professor was her uncle, Klaus had come to please his friend Enzo. Seems Enzo knew what the two did not by the end of the night; they were smitten.

Then Caroline had to get a physical at the doctors, effectively cancelling an entire class of math for her. Not that she minded particularly. What she did mind was Klaus had been a student that came in with the doctor. He looked a little old to be a student with the facial hair and how rough his face was, but he assured her he wasn't as old as he looked. He also didn't leave when the doctor began to give the physical. He pretty much saw everything and they hadn't gotten out on their first date yet.

But that didn't matter to her soon enough. They met again at a coffee shop not far from Enzo's college and when Klaus asked her to another coffee place, she accepted. Although they didn't get that far. They elected to go to her apartment and ended up having sex on the wide open floor. Since they'd bypassed the whole 'get to you' part of the relationship, Caroline thought it was over. But Klaus left his card; a number to reach him and where he worked. So as soon as she felt the urge she showed up and took him out of a business meeting for sex in the men's room. Hearing his british accent asking her many questions she didn't want to answer gave her even more incentive. She gave him her number and he showed up at her apartment.

That's how their relationship basically went. One felt horny and popped up wherever the other was, having sex wherever it was empty and quiet. Until the one day Klaus could not go through the day without thinking of her. He showed up wherever she was, three times. Then Caroline basically felt a hunger for Klaus every time he passed through her mind.

He spent the night at her place for the first time when they had had sex what seemed like ten times, was probably closer to twenty. She woke up to him making her breakfast, then morning sex right after. Enzo wanted to have dinner with them together and Caroline felt like he knew they were sleeping together. By that time everyone who was in their vicinity during the day knew.

He had dinner with them, bringing Caroline's best friend Bonnie for a double date, and Caroline realized it was the first time she and Klaus had not been running their hands all over eachother from the minute they saw one another. Not that Enzo and Bonnie were putting them off from it; they'd agreed to act normally in front of Enzo, their pride in keeping the secret from an already in the know friend was set above the pleasure of eachother's touch. Even when Enzo kept kissing Bonnie Caroline merely took Klaus's hand from under the table.

Their longing for one another grew, even more than she thought possible. She couldn't skip out of work every minute to go and have mind-blowing sex with Klaus, and Klaus still had to attain his doctor's license. So she moved in with him. Their hunger to make love overtook the need for food, for sleep, for getting to work early or staying at work until late. Each day left Caroline with her knees shaking, each night Klaus had a glow about him and a spring in his step. Every time they moved together it felt like she couldn't take anymore. He proved her wrong.

It didn't last long. Their hunger became deeper than it could've ever been. The frequent, animalistic, athletic, kama sutra-like sex had been the longest phase in their relationship so far. But when Caroline looked Klaus in the eye after dinner, she knew this wasn't the end.

"I need more." She said. Klaus gulped. "I want, more." She added. She put her plates in the sink. "We are closer than two people could be when they're having sex, and I know. You watch too much porn for that to be a lie." Klaus snorted. "But when we're together I need more from you. Making love this much isn't bringing us any closer and I want more than nearly being crushed under your weight."

"I know what you mean." Klaus replied, putting down his fork. Caroline's eyebrows raised.

"You do?"

"Yes. I'm almost certain I'm in love with you." He said. She stared at him. He gulped. "That is, what you meant, right?" He asked nervously. She kissed his forehead.

"Yes it is. I'm in love with you too." She replied. It was his turn to stare at her.

"You…you are?" He asked

"I don't know what else would feel like this, Klaus. Unless I'm a parasite and don't know it." She replied. Klaus chuckled and kissed her cheek.

"Well, I don't know about parasite." He said. She lunged for his sides and began tickling him in revenge, making him fall off the chair.