Disclaimer: Don't own and never will.

AN: Written for Rare Pair February.

AN2: This was inspired by a prompt provided by kopycat101(remy stan/Rat King) on the Miraculous Ladybug fanworks discord.

AN3: I've taken some creative liberties with Lycée Emile Dubois as I know virtually nothing about it and for that I ask your forgiveness.

Eighteen year old Adrien Agreste was feeling distinctly...annoyed (Adrien didn't like swearing, even in the privacy of his own head.) as he stormed out of the Agreste mansion on the morning of Tuesday the eighth of February. How DARE his father pull this stunt on him! Did his feelings even matter in this!? And why on Earth did he think that SHE was a good candidate!? It was bad enough that he refused to acknowledge Adrien's boyfriend Nino as anything more than a friend, but to ignore his sexuality entirely was absurd! And with LILA ROSSI of all people! He couldn't stand the girl and he knew for a fact that she was sleeping with his cousin Felix. And Stanley. And Maria. And Erich. It was just absurd that he thought SHE was an ideal candidate for his quietly gay son!

So it was with some annoyance that Adrien arrived at Lycée Emile Dubois that morning. But, as he opened the door on the limo, he smirked.

His father wanted him to marry? Then he was going to get married and he was going to get married today! This very afternoon in fact! He walked up to Nino and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Nino, you're my best bro, right?" he asked and Nino

"Of course! You don't even gotta ask. What's up?"

Adrien smiled at Nino's words. He always knew that he could count on Nino, even with his more...unusual schemes.

"I've got a weird question...You wanna get married to piss off my father?" Adrien said and Nino grinned. He reached inside his schoolbag and pulled out a wedding certificate.

"Way ahead of you bro. Way, way, way ahead of you."

Adrien blinked twice and a look of stunned disbelief crossed his face.

"You actually have a wedding certificate. Between us," he asked and Nino shrugged.

"You remember when Chloé was bragging about how she was going to marry you a few months ago? I thought that it might be a good idea to get a bit of insurance. You just need to sign and date it and we're good. Oh and get a witness. Can't forget that."

Adrien blinked twice again and then laughed. His boyfriend was the best.