Kyn asks Harlye to eat.
"Hey, Harley!"
"Oh hiya, Kyn!"
"Harley, can we eat again?"
"Sure."
So they ate.
Kyn spoke "Harley, I ran away from home. I can't go back."
"I see."
"Yeah. You see, when I was 8, I really wanted to be a Pokemon trainer. When I was 9, I was finally given an Igglybuff. I aws excited, but when I asked my mom if I can go on a Pokemon Journey, she said no. Everyone I asked, even my father, said no! So, as soon as I could, I ran away from home."
"Oh?"
"Yeah, it gets worse. THe night I ran away, I simply told my dad I had feelings for a specific coordinator, Wallace I think. He was so mad he threw so many bad words at me I didn't understand, and he hit me on the bottom! That is part of the reason I ran away too."
"Oh, no! That's terrible! What if they go back after you?"
"They won't come back. They called me a degenerate, my parents did, and I'm definitely not going back home. Besides that..." He took a deep breath. "...Harley, will you marry me?"
Harley got wide eyes and spat out the tea he was drinking. "Ma- marriage?! It's a little early to think of that! There's a lot of stuff you need before you think of that, and we haven't even kissed yet...!"
"I know, but as for my income, I'm running low on it, and I can't just live on contests forever..." He got down on one knee. "Please, I know I can't afford a ring, but please just consider me..."
"I- I- I-... I, um... Okay, I just thought of another option. I have a family in Hoenn, my mom and her current husband. I send money back to them as often as I can. You can live with them. Sound fair?"
"Oh... " He got up from his knee, embarrassed. "I guess so. There's just one thing..." Harley looked at Kyn. "DO you think god will approve?"
"No, he won't approve. But who cares?"
"I think god has it out for me." said Kyn.
"Why would god have it out for you?"
"Well, first, I questioned where sin came from." He said. "Next, I wanted to help people. And third, he's forgotten about me. And lastly, I have a pain curse on my soul. I have asmta. That's why I've joined satan."
"What?"
"I joined stan."
