Cail, Chaves, and Harley were sitting together. Call and Chaves are friends of Harley. They were at Goldenrod City.

"I am so bored!" said Chaves.

"Hold on a moment, I'm still finishing up!" said Cail as he finished his Macguffin.

"Well while you're still going to finish that up," he stood up "I'm going to look for a boy-toy!"

Just then a random fat guy in his mid-50s walked by.

"Dibs!"

"Oh, brother!" said Cail.

"Yes, we are brothers. And?" said Chaves.

"It's an expression." said Cail, deadpan.

"Hey! Wait for me!" He said, following the random guy. "Do you come here often?"

Cail took the last bite of his Macguffin. He threw away the paper he had in the waste basket. He swallowed. "I was just about done."

Harley spoke "So, what about that work you need done?"

"Well, actually," He said "Incest is now losing favor in the community. They say the next big thing is teenagers. By lower case 'g'_ god, I hope it's temporary."

"Oh. That is awful news!"

"I know. I'm just hoping it's just another girl in a cheerleader outfit craze."

"Now you know that's not true."

"I can always dream."

Just then Kyn showed up. "Hi, Harley! Fancy meeting you here!"

"Oh. Hello Kyn!"

"Who's this sitting next to you?"

"This is Cail." said Harley.

"Nice to meet you, Kyn!"

"Nice to meet you, too!"

"We were just about to go shopping. We'd like it if you'd join us!" said Cail.

"Oh, I don't have much money, but thanks for the offer."

"That's fine! We can always go window shopping!"

"Window shopping? Do you have a home?"

"No, no, by window shopping I mean just looking." said Cail.

"Oh. I'm sorry!"

"It's okay! It's okay!"

"I thought you were only supposed to go in stores if you buy something."

"Not always! Sometimes you don't find something that you like. Besides, it won't matter, Harley has a few items he had in mind, that he had on lay-away."

"It's okay Kyn, I can get some things for you." said Harley.

"Oh, gosh, you're too kind."

So they went to the Goldenrod City Department Store. Harley bought some items. Kyn found a shirt and a hat he liked, tried them on, and Harley paid for it.

They then got done with the last floor. "That was so fun! Where are we going next?"

"Actually, I'm A bit hungry again. We could go and get something to eat." said Cail.

"Oh. So we're done with the store?"

"Was there something you had in mind?" said Harley.

"Nothing in particular." Kyn said "I just like it here."

"Well, maybe we'll come back someday." said Harley. "So where should we eat?"

"There was a diner I saw on the way that looked good." said Cail.

"Oh,I suppose." said Harley. "Kyn, does that sound good to you?"

"Yeah, I guess." said Kyn.

So they went down, went out, and then went to the diner.

They went in. They waited for a waitress. "Would you like a seat?"

"Yes, please."

"Follow me, then."

They sat down. "Kyn, would you like the kids' menu?" said Harley.

"Oh, uh, sure."

"Okay, two adults and one kid. I'll be right back."

"Are you sure Kyn is a kid?" said Cail.

"Yes, he said so himself." said Harley.

"Okay." said Kyn.

"Yeah, he's just going along with this..." He touched his head in a "I can't believe this" motion. "Go ahead I guess. He's not my kid."

"He's not mine either." said Harley.

"I wasn't implying that." said Cail.

"Here's your menus!" said the waitress. "What would you like to drink?"

"Water." said Harley.

"Water." said Cail.

The waitress looked at Kyn. Kyn looked at Harley and Cail. After a few seconds he said "What did you order?"

"I ordered water." said Harley.

"Okay. Then I'll get water too." said Kyn.

"Okay, three waters coming up!" The waitress said, and then left.

Kyn got out some crayons.

"That really is a kid menu." said Cail.

Harley said "Sorry, did you want a grown-up menu?"

"Yeah, but it's fine." He started scribbling something in Russian.

"What's that you're writing?" said Cail.

"Pokemon names."

"Is that Russian?" said Cail.

"Yeah, I came from Russia." He said.

"Wow. That's a far away country." said Cail.

"Not really. Mega Russia is right north of Japan."

(At least in my head, Mega Russia is a pretend continent above Mega Asia, where Japan is. Head-canon.)

"Oh... Yeah." said Cail.

The waitress got back to them. "Here." And she gave them the waters. "Anything you want to order?"

"I was wanting the fish fry." said Harley.

"I was really interested in the faux chicken." said Cail.

"And you?" said the waitress.

"Um... Water?"

"You're supposed to order off of the kids' menu, see?"

"Okay, um... Chicken nuggets?"

"Coming right up!" She goes off.

"Well, she was nice." said Cail. "Might tip her extra."

"Harley, what's chicken nuggets?"

Cail and Harley both stare at Kyn.

"Uh... Well... They are bite sized chicken pieces, with breading on them. Usually you have some sort of dip, too. I think we only have ketchup."

"Okay. Um, what's ketchup?"

"Ketchup is a tomato based dip made with vinegar and sugar."

"Oh. Okay."

"...Do you mind if I go on with business?"

"Not at the table, Cail."

"Okay."

"So, Kyn here is a Pokemon Coordinator."

"Oh, really? What's you're favorite Pokemon?" said Cail.

"Oh. Mine is Jigglypuff." said Kyn.

"Okay. Mine is Machamp!" said Cail.

"Okay. That's good." said Kyn.

The waitress came back with the food. "Okay. Here you go, sir. And for you. And for you. Anything else?"

"No. Thank you." said Cail.

"Alright. Just call if you need anything!" She went off.

"...How do I eat this?" said Kyn.

"Oh, um, you just dip it. Here." He got the ketchup and squirted it. He picked up a chicken nugget and dipped it in.

Kyn just stared at it.

"...Just take it."

Kyn took it. "Um... Yummy...?"

"...You don't like it, do you?"

"No, I like it. It just tastes weird..."

"...Alright. If you say so."

So they ate their dinner.

When they got done, Cail spoke "Are we still going to that club? We can't have that kid going with us..."

"No, we can't... I'll stay with Kyn, you go to that club."

"Really? Are you sure about this?"

"Positive."

"...Alright, I'll just go by myself."

The waitress came up. So Cail paid for the check. Harley left with Kyn.

"Do you have anywhere else you're staying?"

"No."

"...Alright. We can go to some hotel together."

"Okay."

So Harley and Kyn went to a hotel.

They went up the elevator to their floor. They went to their room.

"Wow, is this really the place? It's so spacious!" said Kyn.

"Yes. It is." said Harley. "I claim the bathroom first."

"Fine." said Kyn, hopping into bed.

After a bit, Harley came out. "Okay. You can use it if you need to."

"I'm fine." said Kyn. By the way, Harley, I'm 12 years old. I'm an adult."

"Just because legally you're an adult doesn't mean you are." Harley got the remote and turned on the TV. The news was on. "What's your favorite channel?"

"Vogue."

"That's a magazine, not a channel."

"Oh, they don't have that in this country?"

"No. But I know a channel you'll like. How about Bravo?"

"Okay. Let's watch that."

"Alright."

So they watched Bravo.

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