Introduction
Congratulations on acquiring your Winchester!
You must be a demon, angel, Leviathan, or other monster of discerning taste and considerable means. Of all the varieties of human we offer, the Winchester is among the most rare and difficult to care for. Whether you plan on keeping your Winchester as a companion, a pet, or a display item, endearing yourself to him and preventing any escape attempts is tantamount. This guide will explore the very best way to do that…and to achieve his proper form, the correct shape for a happy, healthy, and adorable human.
(You may also have purchased your Winchester as a food source or delicacy. This is highly recommended against because of the breed's scarcity and uniqueness, but we here at Leviathan, Inc. certainly understand discerning palates and special dietary needs. The guide for preparation, slaughter, and cooking begins on page 10.)
It is highly recommended you purchase both Winchesters, as they are very obviously a bonded pair, but this guide has been written under the assumption one will be purchased at a time. For more information regarding what you can expect if you have purchased both Winchesters, see page 9. It can be difficult to manage two at once, but very rewarding!
No matter which Winchester you have chosen to bring into your lair, nest, or home, you need to be aware of several things:
He will be extremely hostile towards you to begin with
He will attempt to escape at every opportunity
This will be somewhat exacerbated if you have only purchased one Winchester, and somewhat tempered if you've purchased both; they enjoy each other's company
He has an extremely high caloric need - you may have noticed the ten gallons of SucroCorp Special Solution shipped with him
The third item is something that you will already know, if you have prior experience keeping humans and human-adjacent beings. This guide has been written under the assumption that you have none.
There are many ways to ensure that your Winchester meets his daily recommended nutritional intake of at least 10,000 calories, and preferably more. If you have purchased the Dean, feeding him will be easier. If you have purchased the Sam, feeding will be more difficult. If you have purchased both, Sam may have a chilling effect on Dean's food intake, or Dean may encourage Sam to eat more readily; their unpredictability is part of the fun!
If you are unsure which you have purchased, please consult the methods for telling them apart available on page 9.
Dean will eat readily if food is provided, and will easily reach most of his recommended daily intake on his own. His preferred diet also makes this easier. Sam may require a firmer hand, claw, or tentacle, but rest assured: he also has certain food preferences you can indulge to ensure he eats enough. Please see page 13 for a list of each Winchester's preferred foods and how to incorporate our Special Solution in each one.
Feeding and Keeping
Remember: a full human is a happy human, and a human is not full until his belly is very visibly rounded and he has begun to hiccup uncontrollably. Proper feeding is even more important for Winchesters. You want to keep him docile. If he hasn't eaten enough, he will attempt to escape or even to harm you, so you may want to slightly overfeed him. You will know when he has eaten enough by the eversion of his navel, and by his behavior: he will become docile and sleepy, and you will be able to stroke and cuddle him without risking personal injury.
You may notice during the course of feeding that buttons may pop or belts may snap. You can use these as progress markers to judge what a great job you're doing!
Like almost all humans, Winchesters are malnourished, so proper feeding will be painful for him at first. Ignore cries and complaints; it is absolutely crucial you stuff that belly properly! You may wish to use funnels and tubes until he learns to eat on his own or to allow you to feed him. It will take trial and error to get and keep him full enough for constant docility, so we recommend collaring, microchipping, and plenty of spellwork to ensure that even if he does manage to get loose, he will be returned to you in due time.
If you have successfully administered 10,000 calories or more, your Winchester's stomach is solid to the touch and his navel is everted, and he seems unable to move from wherever you've placed him, congratulations! He's been fed properly for the first time in his life. Enjoy his glassy eyes and panting breaths. If he complains about feeling like he's going to "pop" or "burst," you need to immediately feed him more - after an appropriate meal, a Winchester should not be able to speak at all besides whimpers and whines.
Most beings find these cries adorable and to be a good judge of a well-fed Winchester, but if you find them distressing or obnoxious, you can administer a belly rub. Directions can be found on page 14. Rubbing, touching, or kissing your Winchester's belly can be a great way to bond with him - and giving it a hearty smack or squeeze can be a great way to show him who's boss!
Now that you've gotten your Winchester full enough, you need to keep him like that as often as you possibly can. It will keep him from attempting to escape, teach him how to eat properly, and most importantly, make him a lot more pleasant to be around. You also need to remember that your ultimate goal is to reset your Winchester's metabolism and appetite to healthy levels, rather than the starvation system he has been subsisting on in the wild. We recommend large meals every three hours, with snacks between - such as a pitcher of heavy cream. A good rule of claw to follow is that if your Winchester is not belching, hiccuping, or both, he needs more to eat.
If you haven't kept humans before, the sheer number and variety of non-language noises that your Winchester makes may come as a surprise to you. Figuring out which noise means what and how you can reproduce it can be a fun activity! However, if you find these sounds to be more irritating than endearing, we do offer instruction in both permanent and temporary muting spells on page 15.
You will want to encourage your Winchester to move as little as possible, especially if you intend to use him for display purposes. You don't want those calories to go to waste, after all! And we all know that a human's natural state is sloth. If you're having trouble getting your Winchester to sit still even after he's been properly fed, you may wish to utilize restraints until he has been conditioned to understand what you want from him and why. This will have the added benefits of making it more difficult for him to escape and easier for you to positively interact with him. Just be careful: humans, even Winchesters, are fragile! Please see page 16 for proper restraint techniques.
Be sure to provide plenty of nesting materials: a bed, blankets, cushions, and the like. These can be as rich and well-appointed as you like if you plan on pampering and spoiling your Winchester (recommended - he'll be unused to luxury and it will help to endear him to you), or you can use them as rewards, but it's necessary to keep his bedding as soft and clean as possible. You don't want hot spots or rashes, and it isn't as if he can take care of himself.
Enrichment and Entertainment
Your Winchester will spend most of his time sleeping and eating, if you're tending to him properly, but you do need to keep in mind that, because of his relatively high intelligence, he's always at risk of becoming bored. A bored Winchester is a dangerous Winchester, so try to keep him entertained.
Television is recommended. Giving him control of the remote will help to soothe any misguided feelings of helplessness he may have. You can also choose to read to him - or allow him to read himself, for the same reason. Just be sure not to give him anything too challenging! Most of his energy will be going to digesting and storing fat, so his cognitive abilities won't be at their peak. Which is partially the point, as we've already explained.
You may also wish to take your Winchester on outings as a diversion. We'll discuss this in more detail in a later section.
Growth
After a while, you may notice that your Winchester is getting larger. This will likely begin with his belly, but you may notice it in the thighs, arms, face, hips, chest, or ass. This is an excellent sign! Not only does it mean that you're feeding your Winchester perfectly, this growth is also an indication that he's on the path to developing the thick layer of blubber that, as an adult male human, he so desperately needs.
These fat deposits, though they will be small at first, will be very soft. You may find yourself tempted to prod, massage, and squeeze them, especially depending on their location. Feel free! Your Winchester will likely enjoy the attention from his owner. Just be gentle, he's sensitive. Unless, of course, you prefer to cause pain, in which case these are excellent places to pinch.
If you're curious about any of the proper terms for your Winchester's body parts now that they're becoming fat repositories, such as "thunder thighs," "love handles," "bubble butt," and "man tits," please see the list on page 17.
Now that your Winchester is plumping up properly, it's time to talk skincare! When humans gain the necessary weight, they can develop stripes of discoloration, or "stretch marks." These can be purple, red, or more silvery, and if you've ever bred humans, you know that this can also happen during pregnancy. These marks are not painful, and many beings find them beautiful and distinctive, as well as proof of their accomplishment of feeding a human from the brink of starvation back to health. However, if you would prefer that your Winchester's skin stay smooth and unblemished (insomuch as it can; Winchesters come with numerous unique markings, as you will have noticed by now), you will need to moisturize every inch of him daily.
We recommend keeping him naked to make this process easier, and to spare yourself the trouble of buying clothes in larger and larger sizes for him. This will allow you to better admire him as he grows larger and softer, and rubbing lotion into his entire body is a great way to bond with him and to explore exactly where he's fattening up.
Different humans store their vital fat differently. We believe that watching what shape your Winchester takes as he grows (massive gut, enormous ass, huge breasts…soft and round all over or numerous flabby rolls) can be fun and exciting!
Around the time your Winchester begins to gain weight, you will most likely notice several changes in his personality and behavior as well. It's time to celebrate: your careful training and conditioning is beginning to pay off!
First of all, his appetite will begin to increase. He may go so far as to beg for more food even when you've just finished stuffing his belly. When he asks for more, never hesitate to give it to him, but his appetite will most likely exceed his capacity at this stage (especially if he's Dean). Be prepared to force-feed if necessary to ensure he finishes everything he asked for, and to administer lots of belly rubs, if you are so inclined.
Second of all, he will become much friendlier towards you. If you have removed his restraints at this point, he will frequently seek out your company. If you have not, he will frequently ask you to remain with him for a while after feeding. He will take visible joy from physical contact - petting, stroking, hugging, holding, belly rubs. If you are engaging sexually with him (which can be enriching and rewarding for you both - see page 18 for more details on sex with humans), he will begin to initiate.
Give yourself a pat on the back, because all of your hard work is paying off: now you can finally begin to actually enjoy your Winchester!
Of course, if you enjoyed the "breaking," you can also choose to purchase another human at this point - or even another Winchester, if he is still available. Once again, we suggest owning both Winchesters; it will make them much easier to deal with in many ways, and lower the risk of depression or escape. Of course, owning both Winchesters may encourage them to turn to each other rather than you for comfort and sexual fulfillment, so choose wisely based on what kind of experience you would prefer!
Leaving the House
If you so wish, now is a good time to begin traveling outside the home with your Winchester. It will be apparent whether or not he's ready for this; remember, the one who knows your Winchester best is you, having been his sole caretaker for months now. This can be a rewarding experience for you both. He gets the enrichment of new scenery and possibly new food, and you get the enrichment of showing off your exotic purchase to friends, family, colleagues, and enemies. They'll all be jealous and admiring of the fact that you have managed to both acquire and tame a Winchester!
Of course, even if you believe that your Winchester is ready for outings, keep in mind that it's always a possibility that his docility and affection is a front, or that the temptation of freedom will be too much for him. This is hardly a comment on your caretaking abilities; it's simply in his nature, no matter how tied to you he feels by now. We recommend taking the proper precautions: collar and leash, microchip, tracking spell to activate if he strays too far from your side, and proper feeding to keep him sedate and sedentary. You want that belly round, his breathing short, and his waddle slow and difficult; be sure to top him off if you notice his gaze getting a little too sharp. We recommend keeping burgers, beers, or even sticks of butter on hand.
Don't let any of this spook you. Winchester ownership comes with its own set of trials and challenges, especially outside the home, but there's nothing more fun or more indicative of your power than attending a meeting of your clan, coven, or board of directors with a Winchester brother hiccuping and nuzzling at your claws!
And it's best to enjoy his mobility while it lasts. Remember, a healthy human is an entirely sedentary human.
Socialization
Humans are very social animals, and your Winchester is no exception. If you do not belong to social species, this may seem confusing and unnatural to you, but don't worry: your Winchester's need to interact with others of his kind isn't much more difficult to meet than any of his other needs.
Please see page 22 for information on how to contact other human owners to set up meetings and activities - or even another Winchester owner!
Human playdates have certain rules that good owners should always follow:
Closely supervise your Winchester
Have plenty of food on hand
Have fun!
You want to ensure that your Winchester and any other humans, if they choose to converse and are alert enough to do so, stick to appropriate topics. These include their favorite foods, how much their bellies hurt, or the excellent care their owner takes of them. Anything else (such as dissatisfaction with their current situation or their lives as feral, free humans) has the possibility to be dangerous. You also want to make sure that your Winchester doesn't get in a tussle with any other humans…you've likely already realized this, but he can have a rather abrasive personality, which is part of why winning his trust and love is so important.
There are lots of ways for you to enjoy yourself at this meetup, too. Swap feeding, belly-rubbing, and lotioning tips with other owners. Brag about the milestones your Winchester has reached. Engage in an eating contest and find out whose human has the greater capacity!
Even if you choose not to have a contest, food should be a central part of any playdate. Your Winchester will likely be encouraged to indulge more than usual by the presence of one or more other humans, and you should allow and encourage this. (Don't worry about him getting a tummyache. Not only is it nearly impossible to overfeed him at this point, but you should be a pro at soothing common human digestive issues by now.) One of the very best parts of any playdate is practically having to roll your Winchester out the door when it finishes - and both you and he might come away from it with new friends!
Healthy Weights
You don't have to worry about calculating your Winchester's goal weight - we've already done that for you, based on his age and height.
In order to maximize health and comfort, Dean should weigh at least 700 pounds (317.52 kg). Sam should weigh at least 800 pounds (362.87 kg). However, if you wish to use your Winchester for display purposes, you'll likely to wish to at least double these goals - after all, if you're going to be showing him off in your home or place of business, you want to ensure you eliminate any possibility of movement, and that his form is as luxurious and impressive as possible.
Remember to weigh your Winchester regularly; you may want to decrease his caloric intake (not recommended) to keep him at a certain weight, but you definitely wouldn't want to attempt this before you know for sure he's reached the healthy minimum!
You must weigh your Winchester to get an accurate weight. Estimates are not reliable. Your Winchester will have lost most of his unnecessary muscle by this point, assuming you've been encouraging him to move as little as possible, but there may still be enough left to throw off any guesses - remember, muscle is much heavier than fat, and much unhealthier for humans.
As your Winchester approaches the lower threshold of his healthy weight, he will lose whatever vestigial mobility he's retained, which is an excellent indicator of how well he's doing. However, it can be hard to tell exactly when your Winchester achieves immobility; after all, he'll be extremely lazy by this point, especially if you've been spoiling him properly. You may even have noticed he's not moving his arms anymore, asking you to hand him the television remote or his beer even if it's within six inches of one chubby hand.
Accurately determining immobility isn't necessary, but if you would like to, we recommend not feeding him for thirty minutes to an hour. We understand this will be difficult. You should then place one of his favorite foods far enough away from him that he'll need to walk, and wait. His whining will be heartbreaking, but don't give in! If twenty minutes have passed with no movement achieved, congratulations! Your Winchester is officially immobile.
Once your Winchester has reached voluntary or accurate immobility, the way you care for him will change. See page 19 for spells regarding the elimination of certain unsavory bodily functions (you may wish to put these in place before this point), and page 20 for bathing tips. Ensure his bedding is soft, smooth, and clean at all times; he will prefer to nest by this point, because of the support his rolls need.
Moving your Winchester after this point will be difficult on your own, especially if you belong to a species with lower strength and natural magical talent. We recommend locating the space where you would prefer to keep your Winchester, and settling him in. He's definitely not going anywhere without your help.
It's unlikely, but there is a possibility that your Winchester may find immobility difficult to navigate, emotionally. Pampering and showering him with food and affection is a sure-fire way to help him through this. Keep him stuffed full of all of his favorites, rub his belly often (you may be able to use him as furniture at this point, which can be fun for both of you…Dean especially enjoys feeling needed), and offer sexual favors* until his mood seems to improve. Owning both Winchesters will make this process much easier, even if they don't reach immobility at the same time.
*He'll be unable to engage in penetrative sex, of course. See page 21 for tips on penile stimulation using his fat.
Conclusion
You are probably eager to get started. Your perfect, loving, lazy pillow of a pet isn't going to train or feed himself, after all! We hope that you grow to adore your Winchester just as much as we do, if you don't already.
We would like to stress again just how special this particular breed is, and how much we recommend purchasing both Winchesters (although we understand this is not an option or an interest for everyone). We would also like to make clear that all purchases are final. If your Winchester is not everything that you would like him to be, we urge you to read this instruction booklet again, and to give him more time. Patience is key in human-keeping, especially with specimens as unique as Winchesters.
In addition, we recommend upping his intake of the special solution that came with him, though you may have to purchase more if you have run through it. Multiple sizes are available at special-products-human-food. You will be prompted to create an account; the passcode is "zaftig."
If you are truly dissatisfied with your Winchester, though, please contact us so that he may be rehomed. You will be charged a small fee, but you will have the satisfaction of knowing that even though it didn't work out between you and your Winchester, he has a new, loving owner for whom he is better suited.
There is no shortage of beings who want to own a Winchester, after all.
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