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"Sooo… I hate to sound mean, but… is Beta Human really that bad of a slur to Faunus?" Rosalina asked.
Blake let out a sigh. "No… not really. I was so caught up in his lunacy I misheard him. I thought he said something else and… I just needed an excuse to try and shoot that lunatic because of what we heard with Samus and the Metroid vaccine."
Rosalina sweatdropped. "That's… reasonable…?"
"Truth be told, Beta Human isn't that bad. Now… skin walker, that's another issue."
Rosalina grimaced. "Yeah… I can see that." She said as they looked up to see Samus approaching them, still visibly upset but somewhat calmer. "You feeling alright?"
"Not entirely… especially considering that one: That guy pretty much put in a vaccine in me that killed all his co-workers. Two: He nearly killed my little buddy and three: Ridley's here now so of course I'm not all right!"
"Pika…" Pikachu's ears lowered before walking over and hugging Samus's leg, causing her to kneel down and rubbed his head.
"You think there's a light at the end of this dark tunnel…?" Blake asked. "I don't think it'll ever end…"
"Honestly… I don't think there is." Samus said. "…But we got to at least try our damnedest…"
Rosalina nodded. "Right, we made it this far… I bet we can go a little further."
"Right." Samus nodded and took a deep breath. "Let's see what else there is to do. Hopefully something less strenuous?"
"In this station? Good luck…" Blake rolled her eyes.
"Right…" Samus lightly chuckled.
BGM: Facing a Huge Reaction (Metroid Fusion)
"I'm detecting bio-signs out at the Habitation Deck." Adam spoke up.
"Boop bop…" ROB groaned.
"Despite what that whack job said, we could have survivors that didn't partake of that Metroid vaccine. Perhaps it'd be best to go investigate and possibly save them before Shou Tucker interferes. The main elevator is now working, by the way."
"Hold on a second. Don't you work for the Federation? Why are you attempting to stop Shou?" Samus asked.
"Let's just say… something about him rubs me the wrong way and I do not know why. I'm an AI after all… but something about him irks me and I think it has something to do with you taking an untested vaccine. Something… awakened inside of me, if you will."
"Ooookay…?" Blake raised an eyebrow while Pikachu tilted his head.
"If you say so?" Samus shrugged before they walked out.
Inside ROB's mainframe…
"Boop boop bop?"
"I have no idea… it's weird how one man is making me feel… off."
"Booop…"
"Do not worry about me. I am fine."
"…Bop boop beep bop?"
"Was I once human? Do not be ridiculous, robot. I am not human nor was I ever."
"Boop beep bop boop." ROB pointed out.
"You're suggesting that I was once human and that is why I feel disgusted against this Shou Tucker?"
"Boop!"
"Negative. I highly doubt I was human to begin with."
"Boooooop…"
"Okay, say if I was human… who do you think I'd be?"
ROB pondered this for a bit. "Boop…? Beep bop bop."
"Adam Malcovich? While it is true Samus speaks highly of him, I doubt I am this… Malcovich. That is truly reaching for an answer."
"Boop boop. Bop beep beep."
"Yes… I will admit that me feeling human emotions is… off-putting to say the least. I wonder why?"
"Bop bop."
"Perhaps we should discuss this another time, robot."
"Boop…"
Outside…
"Isn't it cute that ROB is having conversations with that AI?" Rosalina smiled.
"Mmm, depends…" Samus shrugged as they made their way to the elevator after getting a few more missile expansions and two new Energy Tanks, making a grand total of 185 missiles as they went up the elevator and made their way to the main elevator as they made their way up to the spot where the SA-X had destroyed.
"Something tells me the SA-X was here…" Rosalina said.
"Yup. Wouldn't put it past it." Samus said as she peeked into the hole and her radar picked up on a destroyable wall… by speed boost. "Hang on a sec." She said as she backed up a little ways before running, as her Speed Boost activated and she slammed into the wall, destroying it and finding herself more missiles.
"Sweet." She said, making a grand total of 190 as they walked off into more familiar territory as they wandered around the Main Deck.
"Honestly… I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm feeling a bit nostalgic coming to the main deck." Blake said.
"You're not alone." Samus agreed as they made their way around unti they climbed up a corridor where they would come across two green hatches, although one of them was guarded by a large Geron. Samus proceeded to fire a few ice missiles but it wouldn't budge, so she fired Super Missiles, but it didn't budge either. "…You're kidding me." Samus said, as she would fire her Spazer Laser, but it didn't work either.
"Maybe… bombing it?" Rosalina suggested as Samus tried it but to no avail. "Oh wow, that's a sturdy parasite." She said as she fired cosmic waves, but no good. "Hmm…"
"Best if we ignored it." Samus said as they walked off, where they would witness a few X-Parasites forming into Namihe, one of which looked down at Rosalina and drooled a bit.
"Ugh… lovely." Rosalina groaned in disgust, firing a cosmic laser at it to destroy them as Samus snagged the X-Parasites and saw that her missiles were fully loaded again. With a nod, they walked into a room after shooting said hatch, finding themselves in the Habitation Deck.
"Alright, hopefully we'll find someone in here that's not that creep…" Blake hoped as they walked around… weapons drawn just in case. Samus hopped down and opened up some hatches and then noticed a missile expansion sitting out in the open.
"…Just like that?" Samus raised an eyebrow as she aimed her arm cannon at it, firing at it just to make sure it wasn't a decoy. When it didn't move, Samus got closer and then cautiously picked it up, and then the missiles were absorbed into her cannon. "Huh… a freebie. Neat." She said as they continued to walk through the area until they got to the top of the room.
"Let's see if there's any survivors." Samus said, latching herself to a main computer.
"Lock disengaged. Gate opening."
The group turned their heads to the gate opening… but to their surprise, three blue monkey-like creatures and two green ostrich-like creatures walked out, one of them being a little baby. "What the…?!" Samus said in surprise, flashing back to meeting these creatures back at Zebes, and also how she saved them after destroying Mother Brain.
"You… know these creatures?" Rosalina asked.
"Yeah… the small creatures are Etecoons and the green creatures are Dachoras…" Samus said, still staring at them in awe. "How… did they get out of Zebes?" She wondered as the Dachora bowed to Samus as they all took off.
"Pika?" Pikachu wondered in curiosity.
"They did help me discover certain abilities I never thought I had…" Samus said. "Like the Shinespark… but… how…?"
Blake's ears twitched as she turned around. "We got another life form in there." She said as they turned to the gate, and in a flash, something shot out of the gate.
"Woooooof!"
"Wha?!" Blake yelped, seeing that the creature was above her and… pounced right on her.
THUD!
"OOOOF!" Blake grunted as she felt her cheeks being licked by the creature as she looked up and saw that it was none other than a dog. "Mmph… a dog…?"
"Looks to be a Great Pyrenees…" Samus mused, kneeling down and deactivating her armor. "Hmm, it looks like he doesn't have a collar." She said as the dog looked up at Samus and pounced on her. "Ooomph!"
"Definitely a friendly one." Rosalina giggled as it licked Samus.
"Down… down! Hahaha! Stop! That tickles!" Samus laughed as Pikachu walked over annd petted the dog as it turned to him and licked his cheek.
"Pika…" Pikachu giggled as it then pounced on Rosalina.
"Mmph! Yup, definitely a friendly one." Rosalina giggled, scratching it behind the ears.
End BGM
"Ah… so that's where he ran off to." A voice said as they turned to see Shou Tucker approaching them.
"What the hell do you want?" Samus asked.
Shou ignored her. "Alexander, were you playing with those creatures again? I'm surprised you didn't get infected with the Parasites."
"This is YOUR dog?!" Blake said in surprise. "…Unbelievable."
"It is indeed. He's the only family I have." He chuckled. "Well, so is Nina." He then had an idea. "Hmm, perhaps if I fused the Metroid with Alexander… I could definitely make a Dog/Metroid hybrid."
Rosalina's eye twitched. "So you're suggesting fusing this friendly pooch with that abomination?"
"Now, I wouldn't go that far but… it's an idea." Shou said. "Now then, come along, Alexander… I'd like you to meet a new friend."
BGM: Tension (Super Mario Galaxy)
Before anyone could say anything, Rosalina slowly got up, her fists clenching as a shadow was cast over her eyes and slowly approached Shou. "You are nothing more than a despicable man…" She said, summoning her wand.
"Rosie… what are you doing?" Samus asked. "…And why am I not involved in this?"
"If there's one thing I despise… it's abusing animals such as yours." Rosalina said. "This sweet creature will lose its life if you think about doing such a thing."
"He won't lose his life. He'll have a brand new life in front of him… of course, the fusion would be irreversible but hey, such is science."
"…You would make your dog suffer just in the name of science?" Rosalina gritted her teeth. "Unforgivable."
"I don't see what you're so upset about. It's for the name of science! Wouldn't you want to know more about what it's-" Rosalina aimed her wand at him, slowly lifting him up. "Wah!"
"Pets are like family to those who treat them well… and you have the audacity to treat your dog like a science experiment…" Shou would see the shadows disappearing from her eyes, where he would see tranquil fury in her eyes, causing him to pale up at the sight. "I know a dog owner who would be very upset if she catches wind of what you would do to this dog…"
Rosalina's eyes started to glow. "It's people like you who shouldn't be allowed to have a family in the first place." She said, raising her wand up and sending him flying to a pipe, hitting his head.
"MMPH!" He grunted as Rosalina continued to toss him around into different pipes, as she would flip him around as a pipe was inserted between his legs, causing him to scream as she would then slam him into the ground.
"Rosie! This isn't you!" Blake exclaimed.
"No no no, let her continue." Samus smirked.
"…Oh, who am I kidding? He deserves it." Blake shrugged as Rosalina towered over the man.
"You don't even deserve this dog." She said. "Here, cool off your legs with this." She summoned a bag of ice the size of a cinderblock… that she dropped between his legs.
"MMMPH!" He grunted, pained tears rolling down his cheeks.
Rosalina glared at the man… and walked away with a "hmph", then turned around to see Alexander where her eyes stopped glowing. "Come here boy, you deserve a better home." She said as Alexander happily walked over to Rosalina as the rest of SPBR walked past the groaning man.
End BGM
"Damn woman, I didn't think you had it in you." Samus said impressed. "Heh, I'm impressed!"
"…I'm not exactly proud of it." Rosalina said. "I don't know how Daisy does it without remorse… I'm not one to lose my temper just like that."
"Oh… I've a feeling that man would make anybody upset." Samus said. "So really, I don't blame you."
Rosalina blushed. "Yeah… I guess so." She said, rubbing her head a bit.
With Tucker…
"Mmph… Master Ridley… we have a situation…" He said in his ear piece.
"And what's that?"
"They… SPBRR just stole my dog…"
"…That's it? And I should care about a dog… why? If I can make a dog who's friends with a duck scared of me, why should I care about your dog getting kidnapped? …Although I will say Samus kidnapping a dog seems a bit out of character for her but… meh. Call me if it's something else important."
"No no wai-… he hung up…" Tucker groaned.
Back with SPBRR…
"Okay, so while that was pretty amusing… I will have to say that the X-Parasites have killed most of the human survivors. I say most because… of that lunatic. To make matters worse, the X-Parasites are evolving to the point where some of your weapons will no longer work on them."
"Is there a solution?" Blake asked.
"Yes. HQ had anticipated this and have sent Power Bomb data as soon as the hardware team finished it."
Samus's eyes sparkled. "Power Bombs, you say?" She asked, smirking at the thought of using them again. "Perfect. Where can we get these Power Bombs?"
"Our options are limited. The best point of action is going to Sector 5 (ARC) for download."
"Good enough." Samus said and turned to Rosalina, and with a nod from her, she would attempt to teleport them all there, but she would notice Alexander was gone.
"Wait… Alexander? Where'd he go?" Rosalina asked.
"I think he ran off somewhere." Blake said.
"Boop boop." ROB said, scanning the area. "…Boop! Bop boop."
"Oh, he ran off toward the ship?" Samus looked at Rosalina. "He's fine."
Rosalina sighed with relief. "That's a relief…" She said and then teleported them all to Sector 5.
BGM: Sector 5 - ARC (Metroid Fusion)
Rosalina immediately warmed up Pikachu and Blake as soon as they went into the cold sector, where Samus would pick up on something in her radar as she dropped down and walked into a doorway, where her radar picked up on missiles while a bunch of Geruta were firing at her… until she destroyed them all effortlessly as she destroyed the cover containing the missiles.
"How many is that now?" Blake asked.
"Two hundred." Samus chuckled as they worked their way back to the data room, going through the room containing that large shadow on the other side. The creature was still making Blake a bit nervous.
Yeah yeah, we heard you the first time. Samus thought to herself as they opened up a door and kept going until they reached the data room after taking out a few Wavers, and then Samus stepped inside the machine.
Power Bombs back online!
"Only ten… but it'll do." Samus smirked as they walked around until her radar picked up on a floor that was destroyable by Power Bombs. "Rosie."
"Yeah?"
"You might want to shield everyone." She warned as Rosalina's eyes widened and immediately put up a protective force field as Samus Power Bombed the floor, destroying everything around them in the process as they hopped down and found a hatch as they walked in.
Pause BGM
"It's quiet…" Samus said. "I don't like this."
Blake's ears lowered. "Neither do I…" She said as they had their weapons drawn and then saw a hole in the wall as they climbed up and hopped down.
…Right as they heard those footsteps walking in.
"Ah shit…" Samus whispered as Blake turned around to the source of the footsteps. She flashbacked to her eyes nearly getting gouged out as she flashed her teeth and let out a low growl, almost hissing at the SA-X.
"We're trapped… unless…" Rosalina whispered, seeing a small crawl space. "There!"
"Perfect." Samus said as they crawled on through with Rosalina shrinking ROB as they made their way to the other side of the crawlspace, then ROB was brought back to his normal size.
"How are we looking?" Blake asked as ROB turned his head and saw the SA-X crawling through the crawlspace.
"Boop booooop!" He exclaimed.
"Shit!" Samus cursed as they went into the other room where they noticed it was a dead end, filled with Geruta.
"Oh shit…" Blake groaned.
"I wouldn't despair yet." Samus said as she dropped a Power Bomb and lit up the entire room, destroying the ceiling and a hiding spot containing a Power Bomb expansionn with Samus snagging it and they started climbing up right as the SA-X walked into the room.
It looked up and saw them climbing as it aimed its arm cannon at them and fired a Wave Beam, just barely nicking Rosalina's foot. "Nnngh!" Rosalina winced as the SA-X climbed after them.
"Boop booooop!" ROB cried.
"Damn!" Samus whispered as they kept climbing while also freezing some Rippers where they would find another Power Bomb expansion… but they would find a dead end also. "Shit… shit shit shit!" She complained.
"Here goes nothing!" Rosalina whispered as she turned themselves invisible right as the SA-X cornered them and aimed at the wall.
The SA-X narrowed its demented eyes and clenched its fist.
Fool it once… shame on it.
Fool it twice?
The SA-X dropped down, freezing a Ripper as it landed on it as curled up into a ball and pulled out a Power Bomb as it picked it up right after, aiming at the corner and throwing it at the corner and watching it explode.
The SA-X jumped toward the corner and aimed at… absolutely nothing. It stood there, wondering if it had evaporated them… unaware of Rosalina having teleported them to a hatch down below as they snuck in.
It clenched its fist, punching the wall in frustration.
Resume BGM
"Holy shit… that was too close…" Blake sighed with relief.
"Pika Pika!" Pikachu agreed.
"Good thinking on teleporting us." Samus said, breathing a sigh of relief.
"It was the only thing I could think of…" Rosalina said, and then ROB's eyes lit up.
"Everyone. Head back to the ship. There is something that is vital to say."
"Why can't you tell us here?" Blake asked.
"There's something that needs to be discussed privately… not to mention Ridley might be eavesdropping."
"Good idea. Let's move." Samus said as they worked their way through while also Power Bombing some Gerons and snagging another Power Bomb expansion along the way, leaving her with sixteen Power Bombs after absorbing some X-Parasites.
End BGM
Once they made their way up from the elevator, they went into the Main Elevator and started to go up.
…However, the main elevator abruptly stopped, leaving them trapped.
BGM: Environmental Mystery (Metroid Fusion)
"Huh? Did they… did they cut the power?" Samus asked.
"How… how can they do that? They're blobs…" Blake said before her eyes widened. "Unless… oh no…"
"My thoughts exactly. The SA-X." Samus nodded. "…Or possibly Ridley."
"Pika!" Pikachu cried, pointing to a small opening.
"Oh, good thinking!" Samus smiled as Rosalina shrunk ROB down as they made their way through the crawlspaces as they all landed in an unfamiliar area.
Blake would immedately pick up on some Geemers as she quickly shot them up to destroy them and then Samus snagged the X-Parasites as Blake would climb up and walk through, then noticing another crawl space as she hopped in and crawled through before jumping down… and coming face to face with Ridley's clone… as a corpse.
"AAAAAH!" Blake screamed as the corpse's eyes lit up and slowly reached out toward Blake as she backed up in fear. She whimpered, backing up to a wall as she tried to shoot it but her hands were trembling at the mere sight of the rotting corpse, slowly making its way toward Blake… until a missile shot at the hand and then Samus landed on the ground and shot it up until it crumbled. A Core X rose from the corpse before flying away before Samus could grab it.
"Rrrgh… just what we needed… a zombified Ridley." Samus grumbled and turned her head to see Rosalina hugging Blake, her head between her breasts, and was also rubbing her back to comfort her. Once Blake was calmed down and Samus was finished shooting the corpse for good measure, they walked through the rest of the crawl space, with Samus snagging another Power Bomb expansion along the way.
As they reached a dead end, Samus laid a Power Bomb where it destroyed everything in its wake as they climbed out, but not before Samus finding a missile expansion and snagging it for herself as they crawled out and discovered the power was down as they made their way to the ship, noticing Ridley's ship nearby before they went inside Samus's ship.
End BGM
"Alright, so what's the hold up?" Samus asked as Rosalina brought ROB back to normal.
"The main silo of the reactor core has gone offline. That's why all elevators and station systems are down. Elevators and hatches won't work… this doesn't bode well." Adam then brought up a map. "If you can find a way to get to this point, you may be able to start the auxilary power system… then we can figure out how the silo went offline."
"Right." Samus nodded.
"Now, the main reason why I asked you to come here… well, look behind you." He said as they turned around to see the Etecoons, Dachoras and even Alexander casually chilling in the ship. "They seem to have invaded your ship, and yet they don't seem harmful at all."
"Yeah, they're harmless." Samus said.
"Very well. I'll keep them here in case if things go south."
As if it hadn't already… Blake thought as they got out of the ship where Rosalina would scratch Alexander's ears as they made their way through a few corridors… and noticed a creature was waiting for it.
"Oh joy… they already hatched." Samus said.
"Do I even want to know?" Blake asked.
"Ki-Hunters." Samus said as a Kihunter lunged at Samus but she melee countered it and threw it to the ground before shooting it to destroy it, then her radar picked up on a destroyable wall… soooo, she Power Bombed it as Rosalina protected the rest of the team as they made their way through the destroyed wall, where they would find themselves in the Reactor Silo.
BGM: Tension (Super Metroid)
As they landed on some support beams, they walked through and found the main reactor, being choked by vines. "Found the problem." Blake said. "…There's too much of these vines."
"Perhaps we should look for the source of these things." Samus said, shooting her way through as they walked through the vines and opened up a hatch as they made their way into the next corridor where they saw some Zebesians walking around, and said Zebesians spotted the group.
"There they are!" A Zebesian said as they started shooting at them but SPBRR would proceed to lay them out in an instant while Samus also found some more missiles and an Energy Tank along the way as they would proceed to destroy the Zebesians until they found a Gadora as Samus destroyed it with an Ice Missile as they made their way inside.
End BGM
They hopped down into a massive corridor and after they landed, they heard the sound of hissing. "Oh great… don't tell me it's that damned Metroid again." Blake grumbled as they had their weapons drawn.
Something lowered its way down toward the group, sinking quietly… until it opened its fangs as it got closer. An orange glow came out of its throat as Samus turned her head and saw it.
"Heads up!" Samus said, quickly turning her arm cannon and fired an Ice Missile directly at the monster, causing it to hiss and fall to the ground as they turned to see the culprit… which was a gigantic spider.
"Oh, of COURSE it's a fucking spider. Why wouldn't it be!" Blake groaned.
"Alright, let's exterminate this bastard." Samus said.
BGM: Yell Dead Cell (Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty)
Space Jumping Arachnid - Yakuza
Yakuza jumped up into the air and breathed fire, forcing them to roll out of the way as ROB fired a laser at it, where it bounced off of its body as Yakuza spat out a web right at ROB, trapping him but he used his Arm Rotor to bust out of the webs.
Samus pelted it with a few Super Missiles as the Yakuza jumped into the air and grabbed a hold of Samus, attempting to squeeze the life out of her but Blake used her Shadow Whip to grab a hold of Samus's leg and pulled her away, then Blake switched back to Gambol Shroud as she and Samus proceeded to shoot it with their Spazers.
Yakuza screeched and breathed a stream of fire at them but Rosalina would deflect the fire around them and would throw cosmic fire back at the large spider, causing it to screech as it would attempt to charge at Rosalina, but she gracefully backflipped while Pikachu charged at Yakuza and hit it with a Volt Tackle before using Electro Ball on it.
Yakuza roared again, charging at Blake but she used her semblance to dodge and then countered with a face full of Spazer Laser at it as it screeched before its legs suddenly broke off as it started to hop around with just its head, spitting out projectiles.
"Ugh! What the hell is it doing…?!" Blake yelled.
"Is it… using Space Jump?" Samus groaned. "Ah great… so this is how it feels…" She mumbled as it breathed fireballs at them but they dodged as Samus would fire a missile at a projectile, and then the Yakuza slammed into her. "Mmmph!" She grunted as the Yakuza would proceed to latch onto a wall and roll its way up and then jumped off, slamming into the ground to create a fiery shockwave where ROB flew up and fired another laser, striking the Yakuza as it bounced the other way, slamming into everyone.
"Rrrgh… alright, I've had it." Rosalina said, aiming her hands at the Yakuza to stop it from moving as she then pulled her hands apart to split it in half to reveal the Core-X as Samus would proceed to pelt it to obliterate it, and then Samus jumped over to absorb the Parasite.
End BGM
Space Jump and Spider Ball back online!
"That's more like it." Samus said. Spider Ball? Haven't used that in ages… She thought as she Space Jumped her way up top.
"What in the…?" Blake wondered as Samus landed on a platform.
"Space Jump!" Samus called out.
"Oooh, that makes sense." Blake nodded as she activated her jet boots and flew up while Rosalina helped Pikachu float up with ROB flying with her as they would find the Auxilary Power Station as Samus would bring it back online.
"Auxilary power engaged."
ROB's eyes turned purple. "Well, the good news is, some certain stations are back online. But only with the auxilary power, no elevators or hatches will work. Without the main silo online, we're still stuck."
"Oh great…" Blake groaned.
"I believe the source of the problem is the vegetation you saw earlier choking the Reactor Core components. We'll have to find the source for those roots to proceed."
"On it." Samus nodded as ROB's eyes turned to normal. "Alright, let's find out the source of the problem."
"Vegetation…" Rosalina closed her eyes. "Hmm, I may have an idea where to look."
Meanwhile, with the SA-X…
The SA-X continued to walk through a corridor, its weapon still drawn. As it continued to walk, it stopped in place and scanned the area. It turned around and fired a few Super Missiles at a wall, seeing something move away and hearing "Oh shit!" as it continued to fire.
Once the smoke cleared, it continued to scan the area until it picked up on no lifeforms as it continued to walk away before disappearing.
Ridley landed on the ground, breathing a sigh of relief. "Sooo… that's the SA-X? I can see why Samus is so terrified of it… normally, I'd give her grief over being afraid of something like this but… I can somehow relate to Samus on this."
With a shudder, Ridley turned around. "Alright, now that I know what I'm up against… I'll avoid it as long as possible… and find out where my clone is at." He said and flew off. "Heh… it's a good thing that thing hasn't multiplied. I can't imagine a few dozen of them wandering around this place."
He let out a hearty laugh before gulping. "…Aaaaand I somehow feel like I jinxed it. Meh, not my problem."
"Hey guys, I'm back! Sorry for the disappearance… I wasn't really myself. But don't worry, I'm slowly… going back to normal… ish." Blake said. "Sure, Ridley's here now and this Shou Tucker guy is… a piece of work but so far, they haven't seemed to bother us too much… compared to the SA-X and that Metroid that's now called Nina.
…I wonder if there's a light at the end of the tunnel here? Earlier I doubted it but maybe there's hope? I'm ready to go back home and… take a long nap and forget this ever happened. Well… maybe I'll have a reminder because of my impromptu haircut, but… cosa sai fare? (What can you do?)
Anyway… love you guys. Hope we can get out of this unscathed! …Mostly. Hopefully."
Blake turned off her scroll and sighed. "Alright, let's go." She said as she noticed a surprised look from Samus. "…What?"
"Was that… Italian I just heard?" Samus asked.
Blake blushed. "Uh… maybe? I mean, you hang out with the Mario Bros a lot, you pick up on a few things…"
Samus chuckled. "True enough." She said. "I'm not complaining, it was kinda cute."
"It was." Rosalina giggled, causing Blake to blush even harder.
"Aaagh, stop it!" Blake said, walking off and causing the two women to chuckle.
Biologic Space Lab Video Log #8
"So earlier, I talked about Pride… let's dive into a few more Homunculi. Let's go with… oh… Envy. Considering we're working with the Space Pirates, I had put the Envy homunculus into a brave Zebesian and to our surprise… Envy made it possible for this Zebesian to shape shift into anything he comes into contact with.
Human? Geemer? Kihunter? It can turn into anything he chooses. Although his favorite form happens to be this particular human with a green hairstyle and whatever kind of clothes he wears… I think he wears a crop top? I'm not sure honestly, but I wonder what would happen if Samus were to come into contact with Envy and… it shape shifts into Adam Malcovich? I wonder what that'd be like… but he has no preference. He can shape shift into either man or woman and mimic their voice perfectly. He's not picky.
Anyway, next up we have Greed. I had made it into a parasite and I decided to take it to Norion to see if it could latch onto any host. I found a small village and it had found a host. I think his name was… Ling? In any case, Greed had taken over his body and well, you'd THINK it'd work for the Galactic Federation but unfortunately… Greed wasn't interested.
In fact, now that I think about it, he probably rebelled and is doing his own thing. I guess you can say it was a failed experiment. Oh well… not like it's gonna bite us in the butt later.
Speaking of failed experiments… there's a Metroid we worked on but it failed to become an exact larval Metroid. But… I decided to put the Gluttony Homunculus inside of the failed Metroid. Needless to say, he's quite hungry… hungry enough that he snacked on a few of my co-workers. As a result, we locked him up into the Galactic Federation's headquarters where we are keeping a close eye on him while also feeding him different foods… but he's still ever hungry.
Aheheheh… whoops."
Shout out to Yoshi for suggesting Yell Dead Cell for the Yakuza fight.
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