Lorelai Suiter: Uh Shannan? : Shannan: what is my princess? is something wrong? and is there anything i can do to ease you pain even a little? : Lorelai Suiter: it's Felicia and gravy they seem super close with each other more and more every single day! : Shannan: uh? i think that there is a problem? : Lorelai Suiter: Shannan but they love each other you smug dog! : Shannan: not that! it's a man standing outside of their tent! : Lorelai Suiter: okay? who in the fucking hell are you? and who the fuck do you think you are? : Dakota Austin: I'm only a traveling friend of someone very important but also sinister enough to do the most unspeakable acts imaginable! but as a distant relative and very close friend since he was born he truly does have a heart of gold it's just that he's a extremely let's say troubled and misunderstood man! : Shannan: that still doesn't explain why the fuck you have that thing? : Dakota Austin: oh him? he won't bite he has just been having well uh let's just say he's been having lady trouble and is in kinda a shitty most foul mood lately! : Snowflake the albino gorilla: Slurp! : Lorelai Suiter: eww! i think he's staring at me? : Shannan: hey dipshit? tell that big heap of shit to stop trying to defile my elegant princess! : Snowflake the albino gorilla: Schreeeeeeecccchhhhhhh! : Dakota Austin: easy boy! wait? where the hell do you think that you are going? hey get back here Snowflake! you might hurt someone you come across even if it truly isn't you're fault! : Shannan: serves that abomination right! : Lorelai Suiter: agreed! : Dakota Austin: let me tell you something by making myself very clear? if that gorilla kills a innocent human female because you two dampened the already shitty mood that his shitty life had already forced upon him I'll go meet with my friend that i was talking about just a minute ago and he will not be happy one bit with what you did to this creature of god and will enforce something that he always goes on and on about every single time he tortures and murders his enemies called Divine Providence or something like that i think? : Shannan: i think that this guy is a heavy meth addict? : Lorelai Suiter: well whatever the hell he is let's get Gravy and Felicia and get the hell out of here before it's too late! : Shannan: hey Gravy and Felicia? wake up already you two lovebirds! : Gravy Dagger: What the hell do you two want? : Felicia: Gravy totally smanged me just a feq minutes ago! : Gravy Dagger: uh... let's keep that between us lovers okay Felicia? : Felicia: okey dokey : Shannan: we have to escape and now! : Felicia: why? what's wrong? : Lorelai Suiter: there's seriously no time to explain right now so let's hurry the hell up and get the hell out of here! : Gravy Dagger: hey! wait for me you three! : Meanwhile: Unknown Voice: so you've finally redeemed yourself Jon Yim? most brilliant my piggy! : Jon Yim: Mister piggy is so happy! oink oink oink! : Unknown voice: Good! now you have one final mission before graduation! and will be accompanied by no other then Legendary Master Swordsman Guillaume Vidot! : Guillaume Vidot: Uh! Nice to meet you sir! : Jon Yim: it's my pleasure! (Grrrr i really hate men like him they tend to piss me off the most as they are a brutal threat to my secret full sadistic fantasies that I've thought i had finally forgotten about until right now! ) Guillaume Vidot: Uhhh? is something wrong Mr. Yim? : Jon Yim: oh uh it's really nothing! nothing at all my new favorite bestie! : Meanwhile: Sain Cisco: So she really is dead? : Melissa St. Joan: uhh? i think so? : Eclypse: wait! it's too dangerous to be standing next to her bloodied corpse! : Sain Cisco: but isn't she literally dead? as in she was murdered right in front of us by the current enemy himself? : Melissa St. Joan: i actually do agree with Sain on this one! she's obviously deceased at this point and time! : Eclypse: Wait is that? shit! Melissa look out! before it's too late- Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! : Sain Cisco: No! i can't be? : Melissa St. Joan: Eclypse: Gods no! not her! anyone but my sensei! Fuuuuucccckkkkkkkkk! I'll kill you frozen dragon bitch! i hope that you are ready to die twice! : TO BE CONTINUED
