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Trigger Warning!
Underage Drinking (by American standards)
This is a YAOI, meaning it contains Guy on Guy Sex.
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It was early morning, just before the crack of dawn. Sasuke yawned as he stood in line with his soon to be fellow pledges, waiting for the Fraternity Brothers to give them their tasks that will either make them a fellow Brother in the end or break them and send them packing. In front of them stood the Brothers of the Fraternity they all hoped to join, and behind the Brothers, a wall of fame.
"Behind me are the portraits of some of our most honoured members," pointed the Fraternity President elaborately as he walked up and down their line. "These are Brothers you should look up to and strive to emulate and embody." He paused as he looked at the pledges. "Know this, every task you do is to show us something we want in a Brother, whether it be your devotion to our cause, your honour to the Brotherhood or your loyalty to Fraternity. Each task has been designed to show us what you're really made of."
"Madara Uchiha," pointed another Brother dramatically to a large shrine-like portrait in the centre of the wall. "Showed his devotion in never betraying his Brothers. He was A Red Alert pledge, tasked with making sure none of his Brothers got into trouble. The Golden Task of his year was Joy Ride, and like the crafty man he was, he took the task and made it his own. He chose to sneak into a police station, steal a set of keys, then took a police cruiser for a joy ride, leading the cops on a wild chase that lasted for over three hours before he was finally caught in a twenty car barricade, and not once did he mention his Brothers, the Fraternity or our hazing when he was caught and interrogated."
Sasuke silently scoffed as he struggled to keep from rolling his eyes at the blatant exaggeration the story had taken on over the years, warping it to the point that the truth was so muddied, that his portrait would be torched if only they knew the truth.
Uncle Madara had admitted to him during one of his many drunken sessions at the main house that he had told his uncle - who was the police chief at the time - about the special task and they had organised everything. Seriously, Madara just happened to find the one police cruiser that was not only unlocked but had its keys in the ignition already? Then he just happened to be able to drive out of the compound with no one there to stop him, gates open and all? And the three hour chase and twenty car barricade was more like ten minutes and his uncle pulling him over…..
"Jiraiya Sannin," pointed another Brother. "Showed the lengths he was willing to go for the Brotherhood by fundraising throughout his hazing by selling stories he wrote himself. The Golden Task for his year was Panty Bandit, he successfully stole a pair of panties from every Sorority sister on campus."
Again Sasuke had to stop himself from shaking his head. From what he knew of the man, it was all true. What they failed to mention though was that the pervert had sold erotica that yes he did write and not only did he steal a pair of panties from each poor victim, but he made sure they were all matching sets with a 'pretty lacey' matching bra.
"Fugaku Uchiha," pointed the first Brother. "Showed his loyalty to the Brotherhood by helping maintain the Frat House and keeping us fed as our Maid all the while going above and beyond in Pig Rodeo by stealing a large pig from a local farm and riding it through the campus, naked." He smirked.
Yet again more lies that had fed into the story. First, his father's father had hired a maid to keep the place clean and keep the fridge stocked, second it was Fugaku's father that purchased the pig - even ate it for dinner once Fugaku was done with it - and third, he wore a morph suit. As if his prude of a father was going to do anything in front of others naked, the man was far too prideful for that.
"Itachi Uchiha," pointed out another Brother. "Showed his utmost devotion to his Brothers by taking on the task Sisters Act which had him as a Sorority Sister Stand-In when needed. One of those tasks had him learning how to belly dance, dawning the outfit and performing at our Sorority Sisters fundraiser. Not only did he do it perfectly and with style," the Brother shook his hips to emphasise his point, "but he helped raise the most money out of any Sorority or Fraternity ever and to this day it has yet to be raised again."
Again, another one of his families lies. Itachi already knew how to dance so the 'learning' part was moot since he learnt at a young age how to do all forms of dancing and how to adapt to any style. And it was the family that donated a large sum anonymously to the event - he should know, he was there when his father wrote the check -, blowing the total out of the water and securing him his place.
At this point Sasuke was struggling not to sigh at his family that was full of nothing but liars and cheats.
"Shisui Uchiha, now here is a man after everyone's heart," chuckled one of the Brothers, accompanied by laughter from the rest. "This man's loyalty went beyond the realms of most. He was tasked with Making Out Paradise. He had to convince all the girls from his year to make out with him either on camera or in front of a Fraternity Brother, but this Brother went beyond that, because that wasn't enough from him. No." All the Brothers shook their heads with matching smirks. "He made out with every single person from his year, female and male alike." A choir of hoots from the Brothers followed this.
To Sasuke's knowledge, this was the only story from his family's run in this Fraternity that was real, untainted and one hundred percent true.
"These are the types of Brothers we want amongst us and it's just our luck that we have another Uchiha in our midst." The Brothers all turned to look at Sasuke. "We expect a lot from you," the Fraternity President leered. Taking a breath he clapped his hands together as he looked around the room. "With that being said, it's time for your tasks." A Brother appeared with a tray covered in envelopes. "You will each take a task from the tray and it's your job to perform that task throughout the next eight weeks."
Another Brother picked up where the President left off. "Once you all have your tasks, we will read out this year's Golden Task. If completed, the pledge will not only secure their position but will get a spot on the wall of fame." He pointed behind him to an empty frame. "The Golden Task is not something to be taken lightly. It's always hard and rarely ever completed straight away."
The Brother with the tray walked forward and one by one the pledges took an envelope at random till it was Sasuke's turn. Then one at a time, they opened their envelopes and read their tasks aloud to the Brothers and fellow pledges.
"Fruit Pledge - Carry around the given fruit. If lost or damaged, the pledge will be given a new fruit, each one getting larger."
"Maid it up - Become the house maid, keep the house and each Brother's room clean, clothes fresh and prepare all their meals everyday."
"Sisters Act - Stand-in for a Sorority Sister when needed."
"Safety Officer - Become the house and campus Safety Officer, make sure everyone's safe at all times no matter what."
"Weatherman - Message each Brother everyday, notifying them of the weather."
"Class Brother - Stand in for a Brother when needed, go to their classes, take notes and report back."
Finally it was Sasuke's turn. With shaking hands, he carefully opened the envelope, his future quite possibly resting solely on this small piece of paper. Once opened he read it out loud. "Fashion Police - Inspect random students or Brother's clothing when told to by a Fraternity Brother and write a ticket of your findings, while giving them a fashion score for their outfit." Nerves turned to annoyance as he realized he would have to actually engage with people to complete this and knowing the Brothers, he'd likely have to wear some stupid get-up of their design.
With all the pledges tasks read out, one of the Brothers stepped forward. "We expect all of you to put in one hundred percent into your task and all future tasks given."
At that, the Fraternity President stepped forward to read out the Golden Task. "This year's Golden task is Bandana Bandit - Whomever can relinquish a Bijuu member of his or her emblemed bandana will enter the wall of fame." he said with a smirk.
"Well," clapped another Brother, gaining everyone's attention. "I think it's time the pledges get a move on and start prepping for their tasks."
With that the pledges were called upon one by one.
The pledge who had the Fruit Pledge was given a blueberry to keep safe.
The pledge that was becoming a glorified maid was first given a maids outfit, then shown where the cleaning supplies were kept.
The pledge that had Sisters Act was given a hot pink phone complete with bedazzled jewels and cute accessories dangling off it, then was told to answer it and do whatever he was told.
The Safety Officer pledge was given a high-vis vest and hard hat to wear at all times and a list of 100 safety tasks to remember and perform.
The Frat House Weatherman was given a list of the Brother's names and numbers and told to send his first report to all of them in the next 15 minutes.
The Class Brother was also given a phone - this one plain blue, no accessories, but it was covered in lame stickers - and told to give over his schedule so the Brothers could work with it.
Then it was Sasuke's turn again. He was given a rainbow sash and stripper style police hat with matching badge to wear. Then he was handed a notebook that had 'Fashion Police' written in rainbow glitter across the front and a hot pink pompom pen to write with. And to top it off, a brightly colored fanny pack to put the items in.
With a heavy silent sigh he resigned himself to his fate for the next eight weeks and put on the sash, clipped the fanny pack into place and shoved the offending items in it, then stood at attention.
"Now that all the pledges are ready, it's time for breakfast," smiled one of the Brothers as he led the pledges to the dining room where a spread of food was already laid out.
"Eat up," another Brother said as he took a seat and dug in.
Sasuke followed suit and mentally prepared himself for what was to come.
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The eight weeks were almost up and so far all the pledges had been doing well in their tasks, even with the added tasks that were given to them at random. Even Sasuke had to admit he was having fun while immersing himself into his 'Fashion Police' role - even adding his own personal touches to his daily costume - and several other minor ones he'd been given. It was something - unlike most of his family - he could say with pride that he had done all by himself and without his family's help.
But even so, the 'Golden Task' loomed overhead and so did the final selection. With seven pledges and only four available spots, it was the only sure fire way to gain one of those spots in the Fraternity. Three of the pledges had already been hurt trying to complete it, one even had to go to hospital because of something that happened that he refused to share.
Sasuke himself had yet to attempt the 'Golden Task', but with selection only a few days away, he was becoming increasingly nervous that he wouldn't make it, even with his personally added touches to his 'Fashion Police' costume. He had almost considered asking his family for help, because surely someone in his family would have connections enough to influence this gang and get him the bandana, but his pride stopped him. He wanted to do this on his own.
It was close to nightfall, and he'd convinced one of the Brothers to drop him close to the bikie bar that the Bijuu were known to own.
"You sure about this?" asked the Brother, a hint of fear in his voice as he turned to look at him.
With a curt nod, Sasuke opened the door and quietly shut it behind him. "If everything goes to shit, just get out of here."
"Don't need to tell me twice," the Brother answered as he gripped the steering wheel and turned to face forward.
"Hn," Sasuke replied as he turned and made his way up the dirt road towards the dingy looking shack that he could hear obnoxious people jeering from.
Looking down at his clothes, he gave a slight nod of approval. He had at least tried to look the part of a bikie by wearing a leather jacket and the only black jeans he owned - skin tight - but even with his attempt, he knew he would still look out of place, and this was confirmed when he walked in. All conversations stopped and heads turned to him with varying levels of glares and Sasuke was certain he heard crickets chirping in the background - as cliche as that sounded.
Before he could step further in, a wild looking red headed man appeared in front of him, clad head to toe in leather, with his tattooed arms crossed and a mean look on his black eye lined face. "You don't belong here, prissy boy," he growled.
For the first time in his life, Sasuke stuttered and stumbled over his words. "I…. I'm," he swallowed hard and licked his suddenly dry lips as he tried desperately to come up with an excuse for his being there but drew up blank and blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "I'm j….. just here…. f…. for a drink…."
"Drink my ass," hissed the red head, "Ge….."
"Gaara, stand down." A smooth voice cut the red head off from behind him, making him jump as a strong arm snaked around his shoulders. "Leave the boy be."
With a grunt Gaara stormed away.
"You'll have to forgive him," chuckled that smooth voice again. "He doesn't like strangers."
Turning towards the owner of that sexy voice, Sasuke was awestruck for a moment by the masterpiece of a man that had an arm wrapped around his shoulders. The guy was slightly taller than him with sun kissed skin, golden hair and ocean blue eyes that he could get lost in if he stared long enough. There were whisker-like scars on his face that on anyone else would look ridiculous, but on him, they just somehow seemed to enhance his looks.
Biting his bottom lip he took a quick but deep breath in through his nose, regretting it instantly as an intoxicatingly sexy scent filled his senses. Sasuke wouldn't say he was gay per say, but no female had ever excited him, and the couple of times he had engaged in sex, it had been with another guy. But this, this was different, it was almost like instant attraction on another level and enough to make his dick stir from its slumber.
"It's cool." he responds lamely, almost smacking himself in the head at his stupid response.
"Good," smiled the God-like man. "Wouldn't want to scare you away now, would we?" His smile then turned mischievous.
"N...No…" Sasuke shook his head, a hint of a blush dusting his cheeks.
"Good," the God-like man said again. "Now why don't you go to the bar and have a drink, first one's on me."
With an absent-minded nod, Sasuke made his way to the bar, directed there by the arm still firmly wrapped around his shoulders.
X~x~X~x~X
"Naru, what the hell are you thinking letting a brat, that's obviously underaged, not only in the club house, but at the bar?" growled Gaara as he loomed over the blond.
"Having some fun." Naruto smiled up at him. "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of him soon enough," he smirked as his gaze drifted over to the raven teen who was now trying to engage in conversation with one of his members.
The boy was obviously from the same Fraternity as the last three muppets that had already come by, guns blazing, demanding something or another from them, but all three had been thrown out on their asses before they could even spew what they wanted or could make it more than a few steps in - one mind you, proved to be rather difficult and had to be taught a lesson before he left.
But this one, this one at least looked like he had some brains. The raven had at least tried to dress the part of a bikie and even came up with a lame excuse for being at the bar. But what caught his eye was that plump little ass of his, that fit oh so snuggly onto those skin tight jeans. It just screamed 'fuck me' and that's just what the blond planned to do.
He observed the raven beauty for a while, watching as he approached several of the not-so-scary members of his gang and silently laughed as one by one, they either flat out told him to 'fuck off' or just uped and left to sit else where in the clubhouse.
From his new location in the shadows by the door, Naruto watched the raven get up again, a look of dejection gracing his face, for failing whatever stupid task he had to complete, then turning he made his way towards the blond unknowingly.
Naruto saw his chance to approach the raven as he made to leave. With an easy step out of the shadows, he blocked the door. "Is something troubling you?" he asked smoothly.
Startled, the raven stepped back too quickly and all but tripped over his own feet.
With his quick reflexes, Naruto wrapped his arm around the lilith raven and easily pulled him back upright, keeping his arm where it was as he looked down at the raven with a smile that he knew could win over even the hardest of people.
"I….. Um….." the raven stuttered, swallowing so hard his adams apple bobbed up and down with the effort.
"Why don't you come with me? You can tell me all about what's troubling you," he said as he guided the raven to the back corner of the bar, signalling the bartender as he went, to bring him something to drink.
It only took a couple more drinks to get 'Sasuke' drunk enough to tell him why he was really here, but the raven didn't stop there, no, he ended up telling Naruto his whole life story, which the blond found amusing. Especially the part about him turning the cute little raven on the moment they met.
With the knowledge that the raven needed a bandana from his gang to get a free ride to a Frat House, Naruto thought it would be a great idea to swap a free ride for a ride of another kind.
So with a smirk gracing his lips he leant towards the intoxicated raven sitting on the booth chair beside him and whispered into his ear, "If you want, I could give you my bandana?"
"Rea-lly?" Sasuke slurred as he leant into Naruto, not so subtly smelling him.
"Really," Naruto chuckled as he pulled away just enough to look at the raven. "Of course it won't be free. You're going to have to trade me something for it."
"Wha do ya wan?" Sasuke slurred out his words again.
"Let's start with a blowjob and see where the night takes us," Naruto grinned.
Sasuke seemed to think it over for a moment then was suddenly negotiating. "Only iffff ya fuck me." he smirked as if he had the upper hand in the situation.
"Done." Naruto grinned as he stood and pulled Sasuke with him.
With a satisfied fox-like grin plastered on his face and some very suspicious looks from his members, he led the raven around behind the bar, through and past the storage room and out the back to where his motorbike chop shop was. There he easily drew Sasuke into a sloppy kiss, hands roaming all over the younger male's body.
Naruto pulled away slightly so his lips could trail down the raven's neck, latching onto the slender column, licking, nipping and biting it till Sasuke was writhing in his grip.
"Mmmm…. More," Sasuke moaned as he tried to pull away. "P…. Please," he begged.
Smirking into the raven's neck he pulled away and lent against his work bench. "You want more?" he asked and after receiving a sluggish nod he continued. "Then blow me," the blond said as he popped the button on his jeans and slowly pulled down his zipper.
Glazed dark eyes stared at him, then slowly dropped to where Naruto was palming himself through his jeans. Then like being caught in a trance, Sasuke began to walk forward, eyes fixated on the blonds nether regions as said blond continued his slow self abuse, only stopping when Sasuke was right in front of him.
The raven dropped to the ground and grabbed the back of Naruto's legs, his hot breath ghosted over blond's confined cock, making it twitch as his hands gripped the table behind him, a soft moan threatening to slip past his lips as his arms shook with effort.
Sasuke pulled Naruto's pants down just a fraction, allowing his mouth to cup the blonds bulging erection through his boxers. The moisture from the raven's breath began to soak the area as Sasuke began to place open mouth kisses and licks through the fabric.
When he could no longer take the torture, Naruto ripped down his pants and with a gluttonous sigh his well endowed cock sprang free, hitting the raven square in the face and knocking him over. From the ground Sasuke looked up at him with pink dusted cheeks, making Naruto moan. Slowly, on unsteady legs, Sasuke rose to his knees, using Naruto's jeans for support as he climbed his way up to the blonds cock. When he was right in front of it, the raven wrapped his hand around the base, giving it a couple of experimental pumps.
"Just like that," Naruto moaned encouragingly, his hips thrusting slightly forwards into Sasuke's hand.
With the praise the blond gave him, the raven's confidence obviously rose as he dove down onto the blond's cock, taking as much into his mouth as he could before he began to gag.
"Wooh there," the blond tapped him on the head, making him look up. "Only take as much as you're comfortable with. I want this to be pleasurable for both of us." Naruto winked with a mischievous grin.
Sasuke nodded as he practically begged, "Will you tell me what you like?"
After staring down at the raven for a heart beat, Sasuke's honest question echoing through his head, his face broke out into a devilish grin at the thought of training and moulding this uni brat to just how he wanted him. "Sure," he said as he leant back onto the bench more. "Take just the tip into your mouth and suck, then, while you do that, use your thumb to massage the underside, just below the head."
The raven nodded as he took just the tip of Naruto's cock in his mouth and began to massage the underside just like the blond had instructed.
"Good boy, just like that." Naruto praised with a moan, placing his hand on the back of the raven's head, fingers slipping through the silky locks. "Now, start to suck a little harder." the raven complied. "Fuck yes." Naruto hissed as his hand still holding the bench clenched it hard with effort not to thrust all the way into that warm cavern, while his eyes squeezed shut and head fell back with pleasure.
Sasuke followed all instructions Naruto continued to give him and soon was starting to put his own flair on what he was doing and at this, the blond was proud. The brat had serious potential. Maybe he could convince him to drop by again for a round two? He was already thinking this and they hadn't even gotten to the main event yet.
As his mind wandered to all the possible things and positions they could do, he suddenly felt that spring in his gut start to coil, tighter and tighter till it snapped abruptly, making him stagger. His hands gripped raven locks as he shoved Sasuke down onto his cock, making him gag around it as Naruto spilled his warm milk down the back of Sasuke's throat.
Only when the last of it squirted out, did he release the raven from his confinement. Coughing, Sasuke pulled off of his cock, dropping down onto the floor completely, a small amount of cum mixed spit trickling down his chin as their eyes met.
At this sight Naruto could feel his cock stir to life again. Smirking, he used his foot to apply pressure to Sasuke's own cock, making the raven hiss and hunch over the foot assaulting him.
"You promised," Sasuke hissed as Naruto continued to apply pressure. "You promised to fuck me if I blew you."
"I did, didn't I?" he smirked as he pulled his foot back. "And I can't go back on a promise now can I?" He helped the raven up, pulling his back into his chest so he could wrap his arms around the raven. "Where would you like me to fuck you hmmm?" One of his hands snaked around to the raven's crotch, giving it a slight squeeze.
"I could fuck you on my work bench?" he whispered, receiving a shake of the raven's hair.
"Or maybe let you hang from the motor hoist?" He licked the shell of Sasuke's ear receiving another shake.
"Maybe you want to be done in the stall of the bar's bathroom?" Again another shake.
"What about over the bar itself, making everyone watch?"
"No," Sasuke answered breathlessly.
"Well, where do you want to be fucked?" he asked, one hand still assaulting Sasuke's crotch while his other hand wandering under the raven's shirt, feeling the silky skin before finding a perk nipple and giving it a quick pinch.
Hissing, Sasuke pointed. "There."
Looking up, Naruto began to smirk as his eyes locked onto his bike. "Good choice." He whispered as he began to walk the pair over to his bike and once there he used his body to lean the raven over the seat of his bike. "I'm going to make you feel so good," he breathed along the back of the raven's neck, "that you're going to keep coming back and begging me for more."
The hand that was assaulting Sasuke's chest joined his other hand down at the raven's crotch. There he made quick work of the button and zipper before slowly sliding his hands into Sasuke's jeans, one down the front cupping his groin, while the other went down the back, groping one of the plump globes.
"Freeballing, I like it," he said huskily as he bit down on the raven's neck, electing a soft moan.
"Ngah…." Sasuke hissed. "Jeans too tight…. Would see lines…." he panted at the blonds' continued assaults.
Hearing the raven begin to whimper at the slightest touch of his lips and hands, Naruto decided to take pity on the brat. Pulling his hands free, he dropped Sasuke's jeans in one swift move, allowing him to step out of them and bare himself to the older man.
"Bend over my bike and I'll make sure you feel like you're in heaven." Naruto whispered as he pulled a bottle of lube from his leather jacket.
Sasuke complied and leant over the bike, giving Naruto a good view of his plump ass. Desperately wanting to be buried in it, the blonde wasted no time in coating his fingers in the lube before using his free hand to separate the gorgeous orbs and plunge a finger right into the heated hole.
Both moaned at the action, spurring the blond on. Making sure he was ready before adding the next, he slowly began to add more fingers, scissoring them to stretch him faster. Once he had three fingers in, Naruto started curling them around, searching for that one spot that would make the raven below him see stars, and he didn't have to search long. A strangled scream had him smirking.
When Sasuke started to rock back on his fingers, gluttonous moans electing from his lips as his body quivered, Naruto knew he was ready. Upon pulling his fingers out he received a dejected whimper.
"Don't stop!" Sasuke cried out.
"Don't worry love," Naruto laughed, pushing his own pants down to mid thigh. "I'm going to fill you up with something even better." Quickly dumping a good amount of lube on his hard length, the blond quickly pressed the head of his cock to the raven's entrance. Leaning over the smaller male, he whispered directly in his ear. "How do you want it? Slow and sensual or hard and fast."
It took the raven a few seconds to comprehend what he was saying but once he did a smirk of his own graced the raven's lips. "Hard and fast, if you think you can manage it." he answered, seemingly suddenly sober.
"Oh, I think I can." Naruto's grin widened as he pulled the raven's head around into a deep kiss before he shoved his dick in hard and fast, all the way down to the hilt.
Swallowing Sasuke's scream with the kiss he started up a brutal pace, forcing his large cock in and out of the tight hole, electing more and more delicious sounds from the raven.
"Oh kami….NARU!" Sasuke suddenly screamed, his cock bouncing with each thrust, walls tightening like a vice around Naruto's cock as he came.
"Fuck…. Sasu," Naruto moaned, spilling his seed into the raven. "Shit…. That was quick."
Sasuke slumped over his bike nodding. "Sss…. Sorry…."
"Has my little bitch been neglected?" he whispered as he ran his fingers through already sweaty raven locks. After receiving a nod, Naruto smirked and withdrew for the moment. "Well I can't have that, you good for another round?"
Standing on shaky legs and turning to face the blond, Sasuke eagerly nodded. "As long as you hold me."
"Done." Naruto grinned as he grabbed the raven's ass cheeks and picked him up, allowing Sasuke to wrap around his waist, "You just hold on, I'll make you feel like you're floating." Throwing a leg awkwardly over the back of his bike, Naruto quickly sat down and lined his already hard again cock back up with the raven's hole before dropping him right back onto it, sliding all the way into that delicious heat once again. "I'm going to make you ride my cock all night long, till your hole knows only my shape and because you like my bike so much, we'll do it all while on my bike."
Naruto felt Sasuke shutter and clench around him like a vice. This was going to be a night to remember.
X~x~X~x~X
Sasuke woke up some time later to the sound of someone entering the garage.
"What?" Naruto growled.
"I think it's time the brat goes home." Someone answered neutrally.
Sasuke heard Naruto sigh then felt him nod. "Yeah I figured as much." Rousing the raven he whispered. "Hey Sasu, how 'bout I take you for a ride on my bike?"
Opening his blurry eyes, Sasuke tried to focus on the blond and with a soft smile and tired yawn he nodded. "Sure."
They got up from the beat up couch they'd napped on after their activities and made their way over to where the bikes were parked.
"Gaara, get the gang, we're going for a ride." Naruto grinned as he turned to the redhead.
With a nod the redhead disappeared.
"Now," the blond said with a grin as he turned to face Sasuke. "What's the address to this Frat House you wanna get into?"
"Why?" Sasuke asked as he crossed his arms.
"Let's give 'em a show so you definitely get in."
X~x~X
Riding with a whole gang of bikes in the wee hours of the morning with the icy air whipping around him was exhilarating. Sasuke had never felt anything so freeing in his life. It was almost like he was flying, he never wanted this feeling to end! Problem was, they were only one bend away from the Frat House.
As they rounded the corner Sasuke heard Naruto hiss. "Fuck."
Looking around the blond he saw two cop cars out the front of the Frat House along with all the Brothers, including the one he had forgotten about out the front of the bar.
Naruto slowed down and started sending signals to his gang. In an instant they closed in around the pair. Engines revving high, catching the attention of the cops standing around.
"Sas, hold on tight 'K," Naruto yelled over the sounds of the revving engines.
With a nod he tightened his arms around the blond, holding on for dear life as they took off towards the house. As they passed it, the cops scrambled for their cars, sirens blaring as they peeled after them. The Brain Bucket helmet - as Naruto had called it - didn't hide his fear-filled face as he locked eyes with the Brothers when they rode past, this made all the Brothers seem to panic at the sight of him and give chase down the street after them.
Sirens blared loudly as the cops gave chase. Several more signs were sent to the gang and when they reached the 'T' intersection at the end of the street, they split in two, half the gang going left, while the other half followed Naruto right. The cops chasing them also split, following both groups.
Sasuke watched as Naruto grabbed something from his jacket pocket then pulled off the bandana he was wearing under his helmet. He thrust it into one of Sasuke's hands still wrapped around the blond's waist then yelled over the sirens and air whipping around them. "I'll slow down as much as I can, then you're going to have to jump. When you do, tuck yourself in tight and stay low till the cops are gone."
Nodding that he had at least heard the crazy plan, they slowed down near some tall grass. Naruto got as close as he could before practically throwing the raven off the bike. Sasuke did as he was told and curled in on himself as he sailed through the air landing in the long grass and skidding along the gravel and slightly dew damp ground below.
He laid as still as he could, skin stinging from the scraps he received while landing. The sounds of revving bike engines passed and shortly after, the sirens from the cops. He laid there till all sounds had faded, only then did he sit up.
Looking at the cloth clutched in his hand he opened it up, watching as a folded piece of paper fell out. Opening it it read 'If you're up for another ride of either kind, call me - Naruto." Below it was the blond's number.
Smirking, Sasuke punched the number straight into his phone before pocketing the bandana. Standing up, he used the torch on his phone to help guide him out of the tall grass and up the side of the embankment to the road. Once there Sasuke didn't even bother to dust himself off as he made his way back to the Frat House, determined to get some sleep - even if he had to crash on the couch, too tired as he was to drive back to his.
As the corner to the street came into view, so did the Fraternity Brothers peeking around someone's fence under a streetlamp. The moment they spotted him they jumped out and ran over to him.
"God Sasuke, are you okay?" one of the Brothers cried out as they got closer.
"We were certain you were dead!" exclaimed another.
"I'm so sorry for leaving you behind!" hiccuped the Brother that had gone with him to the bar. "I hope they didn't tourture you too much"
"Nah, just some slight kidnapping." Sasuke covered his smirk with a yawn as they all came to a stop in front of him. To his credit, it wasn't exactly a lie, just an exaggeration of the truth.
"Gotta admit Uchiha, that was ballsy as hell," said the Fraternity President as he came up and put a hand on Sasuke's shoulder. "But unless you got the bandana, it doesn't count."
At that, Sasuke nonchalantly pulled Naruto's bandana out of his pocket and showed it to the Brothers. "You mean like this one?" he asked, sounding bored as he held it up and unravelling it for them to see.
All the Brothers suddenly stared at him in awe.
"Do… Do you know who's bandana that is?" choked the President, spotting the roaring fox in the centre.
Shrugging like it was nothing he said, "Nope." After they were done examining the item he pocketed it again and started to walk past them. "Sorry, but if you'll excuse me, I'm beat and need to sleep."
As the Brothers followed him like he was their new found leader, Sasuke could hear all the outrageous things the Brothers were coming up with that they thought had happened. Everything from being kidnapped when he walked in the door and held at gunpoint, all the way to some sort of elaborate heist style escape plan to get away.
With a smirk gracing his lips he decided to leave them to their tall tales. If they thought it was some elaborate heist, then they could continue to think that. As for him, he'd never tell. Why? Because he was proud of the fact that he had secured his place on his own.
Pulling out the bandana, he tied it securely around his head, then wondered if Naruto would be up for another ride tonight.
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