Note(s): This fifteenth Loud House story that is posted on FanFiction is another reposted Loud House story from realyoshiplayer from DeviantArt that has also been deleted four months ago, along with deleting his old Loud House fanfics and rewrites and fanart as well, after his resignation of the Loud House fanclub and even that he stopped being a fan of the Nickelodeon cartoon series of the same name for various reasons. It made me really sad since I've enjoyed reading his Loud House stories and episode rewrites and even liked looking at his fanart. So now, like some of you fanfic writers, I have decided to repost some of realyoshiplayer's stories and his Loud House episode rewrites here on FanFiction, so many of you guys and girls who still enjoy his old Loud House stories and episode rewrites can still read them and check them out this way.
It's been nearly three years since the school had a big dance party, which was called the Sadie Hawkins dance. Fortunately, the idea for the dance died out the year it was first introduced. People like Lincoln didn't really care, since he never bothered to stay anyway. Things were also easier since Ronnie Anne moved, despite how much he missed her. But things were able to cheer him up from that, especially when it comes to hanging out with his friends like today during lunch.
Clyde: Wow Stella, I had no idea your family owned a pet bunny.
Stella: We've had him for nearly two years. His name is Warren, it was a name given by my uncle Chris.
Lincoln: I hope I can come around and see him.
Zach: Now it feels like all of us have pets.
Liam: You have one too?
Zach: Sort of, we've had a pet snake for a few years.
Liam: Well do all my farm animals count as pets or what?
Rusty: (whispers to Stella) That's why I warned you about sleeping over at Liam's.
Stella: Oh?
Lincoln: (shakes his head) Well it's still great to be hanging out with all you guys.
(Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire walked by the group talking to each other about something the group wasn't aware of)
Papa Wheelie: Who are you gonna try and get for tonight?
Flat Tire: I dunno, I'm thinking of asking that girl with the blue shirt on. She's a super cutie.
Papa Wheelie: It'd be a miracle for me to find anyone in this condition.
Rusty: Uhh, what are you guys talking about?
Flat Tire: You telling me you didn't hear about it?!
Liam: It doesn't do much for us.
Papa Wheelie: They're bringing back the Sadie Hawkins dance Friday night, now with some new additions!
Zach: What?!
Clyde: No way.
Stella: Wait, what's the Sadie Hawkins dance?
Lincoln: It was a dance party this school had a few years ago. All it was was dancing and some food, that's it.
Stella: Isn't that what a dance party is supposed to be?
Papa Wheelie: Mostly, but they've got new stuff too.
Rusty: Wait, really?
Flat Tire: Yeah, they've got a chocolate drinking fountain.
Papa Wheelie: And party games!
Zach: What games?!
Flat Tire: Like a limbo line, and Big Jenga!
Papa Wheelie: And card games like Uno.
Flat Tire: They even have these games where you embarrass yourself, like that hungry hungry hippo game and musical chairs.
Lincoln: Okay?
Flat Tire: And they're going to be playing classic music.
Papa Wheelie: Not to mention all the popular food there.
Liam: (excited) Sign us up!
Clyde: (excited) We're definitely going!
Papa Wheelie: But there's a catch.
Flat Tire: You have to bring a date?
All Boys: A date?!
Stella: Well can't we just bring a friend?
Flat Tire: A friend doesn't count. And you can't go by yourself since that makes it too hard for the staff to organize.
Zach: But what if we can't find anyone?!
Papa Wheelie: Then you can't go. Sorry fellas. (walks away with Flat Tire)
Clyde: That shouldn't be too much of a problem.
Rusty: That's because you already have a girlfriend.
Liam: Doesn't have to be a girlfriend exactly, I bet as long as it's a girl to begin with then you should be fine.
Clyde: I'll ask Penelope to be my date!
Lincoln: Wait, I thought you were still dating Lynn?
Clyde: We were for a while, but we decided we were better off as friends. Polar opposites don't always work.
Lincoln: Okay? (to the viewers) Better than going after my sister Lori.
Liam: I still got that Tabby girl's phone number, I can ask her out.
Zach: And I can go ask Giggles.
Rusty: I'll only ask Polly again if she agrees to NOT bring her roller skates.
(Once school finished up for the day, Lincoln and Clyde began to make their way back home)
Clyde: I was a little surprised how quickly Penelope said yes. Maybe she was super excited about going to the dance.
Lincoln: Good on ya buddy.
Clyde: Have you asked anyone yet?
Lincoln: No.
Clyde: Why not?
Lincoln: Because I don't feel like going.
Clyde: (surprised) Are you insane?! Did you not hear all the cool things Papa and Flat were telling us?!
Lincoln: But I've been to parties like that before, what's the difference?
Clyde: The difference is that you'll have a special someone.
Lincoln: I'm not really looking for a girlfriend right now.
Clyde: You know Lincoln a girl can really make your life a lot better.
Lincoln: Say that to Ronnie Anne.
Clyde: What?!
Lincoln: I'm joking! I'm just referring to the times she bullied me.
Clyde: Well anyway, you should consider it.
Lincoln: (shrugs) I'll think about it.
Clyde: I should start heading home, otherwise my Dads will send out a search party for me. (walks away)
(Lincoln does so for himself, walking back home and inside to find his sisters in the living room watching The Dream Boat)
Luna: 'Ey little bro!
Luan: How was school today?
Lincoln: Nothing special. The only new thing that happened today was that the school's bringing back the Sadie Hawkins dance.
(The sisters suddenly turn to Lincoln)
Lincoln: (facepalms) I shouldn't have said that.
Lola: Sadie Hawkins dance?!
Lynn: You mean that dance where we had to get you dates?!
Lincoln: (groans) Yes.
Leni: Why didn't you tell us?
Lincoln: I don't want to go, and I mean it this time.
Luna: Bogus dude!
Lori: Don't you know how special a dance can be?
Lincoln: Big deal, it's just a regular party.
Lisa: (scroffs) Say that to all the parties you desperately wanted to join.
Lincoln: (sighs) I know I'm like that, but I'm just not in the mood for this one. Sorry. (walks upstairs)
Lana: Maybe we shouldn't force him to go.
Lola: But he can't just keep ignoring stuff like this!
Lucy: He just thinks his life is fine at the moment. But think about what could happen if his friends weren't his friends anymore.
Lola: Exactly! What if Clyde leaves? He won't have anyone in common!
Lori: Don't worry guys, I've got a way to talk this through to him.
(Later on that night, Lincoln was getting ready for bed when Lori knocked)
Lincoln: Who is it?
Lori: It's Lori, do you mind if I come in?
Lincoln: Sure.
Lori: (walks in) Hey little bro, I wanted to talk to you about something.
Lincoln: If this is about puberty, you know I went through the gross part!
Lori: No, this is about the Sadie Hawkins dance.
Lincoln: (groans) Lori, I told you I don't want to go.
Lori: I'm not saying you should, I just wanted to tell you why things can actually be better with someone special in your life. Someone there to love you and the same things you do.
Lincoln: Is it really that good?
Lori: From experience, yes. Before I met Bobby, things used to be pretty dull in my life. Sure I had you and your sisters but I'm sure you know we're not all into the same things.
Lincoln: (nods) Yup.
Lori: School was always the worst. Aside from having a few friends not even all of us could be into the same things as the other. Not to mention doing hours of algebra and science class wasn't usually that great if you had to work with some random kid you never met or spoke to before. Most of my friends were in different classes, so having friends in different age groups means you're not always going to have company. That is until I met Bobby. We were actually classmates but we didn't bond that much yet. That was because he already had a girlfriend at that point.
Lincoln: And it made his life more special?
Lori: (rubs her arm) Well not exactly.
Lincoln: So what's the point then?
Lori: I'm getting to that. So Bobby was dating this girl I really hated named Celeste, she had this big puffy black hair and dangling earrings, and she had this nasty attitude with everyone. But Bobby dated her because she acted like he was the best at everything. (smirks) Which he still is obviously, but the difference is that she secretly talked behind his back and made all these false accusations about him.
Lincoln: Really?
Lori: She told everyone that Bobby secretly enjoyed trashing people's cars and spray canning the phrase "Royal Wood Has No Wood" when in reality she actually did all that. I decided to intervene even though me and Bobby were still just classmates and hardly friends, but I hated how she was treating him.
Lincoln: And I'm guessing that's when you and Bobby started dating?
Lori: Not quite, and here's why. Bobby still believed what Celeste was doing was to help him and she liked it, everything she did was to give him this bad boy reputation, something she only wanted out of the guys she dated. She wasn't into him because of who he was, but because she was obsessed with changing who he was to fit what she thought was better. So when I tried to talk some sense into Bobby, he broke down upset from the whole ordeal, he told me he was almost expelled out of school for setting the Principal's car on fire, remember when that happened a few years ago and our whole school was called in for questioning?
Lincoln: Oh yeah.
Lori: And Celeste ratted out Bobby for doing it, luckily for me I was suspicious of Celeste that day sneaking out to the teacher parking lot after school, and when I saw that she poured gasoline onto the Principal's car, I knew I had to do the right thing and capture the footage. I showed Bobby the video, he broke up with Celeste and she got expelled after I told the Principal about everything she had been doing.
Lincoln: So then what happened?
Lori: I decided to become friends with Bobby, I comforted him all throughout Sophomore year and helped him get over Celeste. Then on the last day of school, he had something big planned for us. After our final class of the day, Bobby and I decided to go out on the town, only I thought it was just friends getting together. I didn't think it was a date. We went to get milkshakes, played Skee-ball at the arcade, went to dinner at the Burpin' Burger and spent the rest of the night walking on the beach. The best part of it all was the talking, and Bobby opened up about himself, whether it would be for helping his family with money or making sure his younger sister stays out of trouble, so of course I talked about myself as well. I told him about my family life, my siblings, and just all the little things in life that I enjoy so much, which did include Bobby. We finally got to open up and actually have a heart to heart conversation. So at the end of the night when he brings me back home, he kisses me underneath the stars for the first time.
Lincoln: Awww.
Lori: (smiles) Yeah, and it felt wonderful to finally have someone there to love you for who you are. We're both into a lot of the same things and we do things not even friends can do. Point is Lincoln, even though your first girlfriend may not be the nicest, there's always someone new waiting outside to spark up your days and make you feel like a very special person. I just don't want you to spend the rest of your life in loneliness with just your friends and sisters.
Lincoln: You think a girlfriend can make me happier?
Lori: It's not a demand, just a suggestion. Because you deserve so much more than you have. We all want you to be happy, and we want you to experience life in new ways. That's what makes a person special, especially you Lincoln. And I'm not going to force you to do it again like I did with Ronnie Anne.
(Lincoln slowly formed a soft smile to his sister along with small tears in his eyes. Lori gently wipes them away with her thumbs and gave him a kiss on his forehead)
Lincoln: (sniffs) Thanks Lori.
Lori: (smiles) Of course little bro.
(Lori eventually left Lincoln's room to go to bed. Lincoln was reading a comic book to tire his eyes out)
Lincoln: (reading) Ace Savvy I think that girl likes you! Preposterous One Eyed Jack, a superhero like me has no time for romance! It's all about the action and fighting! Child's play to... a superhero like me... (yawns) If only he could learn like I did.
(Lincoln put the comic by his side and pulled his blanket up to go to sleep. On the next day, Lincoln walked to school with Clyde like he always would when his sisters weren't dropping him off)
Clyde: Was it a rule to wear fancy clothes? I don't think Penelope knows how to balance in heels.
Lincoln: No way, you're allowed to go in whatever you want.
Clyde: You seem awfully happy today Lincoln, did something happen yesterday?
Lincoln: I want to go to the dance now!
Clyde: Really?! That's amazing, what made you want to come?
Lincoln: Lori spoke to me about the time she started dating Bobby and how much better life could get if you had someone special. So I'm gonna do it.
Clyde: I'm proud of you buddy. The question is, who are you going to ask?
Lincoln: (surprised) Holy crud I never thought about that.
Clyde: Can't just be a random girl you've never spoken to before.
Lincoln: Well I was thinking about asking Stella.
Clyde: You sure? I mean she's not looking for a boyfriend right now, plus she might think you didn't learn anything from last time.
Lincoln: She's a nice girl Clyde, I'm sure the more time we spend together the more she'd want to be my girlfriend.
Clyde: Fair enough, go for it buddy.
(During Recess, the boys once again all sat together at a table)
Lincoln: So did you guys manage to get dates?
Liam: Darn right!
Zach: Yeah.
Rusty: Of course.
Clyde: Same here.
Rusty: Did you find someone yet Lincoln?
Lincoln: Not yet, but I'm planning to ask Stella.
Liam: Oh dang, he's taking the next step with her!
Zach: Well we won't try to break it up this time.
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Stella: Hey guys! Mind if I take a seat?
Clyde: Actually Stella, Lincoln wants to ask you something first.
Stella: What is it?
Lincoln: (nervously) Uhh, would you like to trade my hot dog?
Stella: (confused) For my carrot sticks?
Clyde: (facepalms) No not that! The other question.
Lincoln: Can't escape it can I? (breathes) Alright here goes... Stella, do you want to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me?
Stella: (sighs) Sorry Lincoln, I can't. I already found someone else to take.
Lincoln: Who?
Trent: Hey guys. I see you're talking to my date for Friday night.
Stella: (blushes) We're just going as friends.
Trent: I'm just playing around.
Stella: (rubs her arm) I'm really sorry Lincoln.
Lincoln: Oh no it's fine, I'm sure I can find someone else.
Trent: Oh Stella, I need to tell you something.
(Stella and Trent walk away to the corner to chat. Lincoln looked down to his feet)
Clyde: Lincoln?
Lincoln: (sighs) It's fine, I can find someone else.
Liam: Dang, that hurts.
Rusty: She deserved you more, not Mr. Four Eyes.
Lincoln: Knock it off guys. There's hundreds of girls I can look for.
Clyde: But exactly who Lincoln? I can't recall you ever talking to another girl.
Lincoln: I do know one.
Zach: Who is it?
Lincoln: (points) That one.
(The boys look over to another table and spot Mollie eating lunch with her friends)
Zach: Mollie?
Rusty: The girl that tried to beat your cannonball record?
Lincoln: That's the one.
Clyde: I don't know if she's the right one for you Lincoln.
Lincoln: It wouldn't hurt to try. Besides, even if she can be very competitive she is still a nice girl.
Liam: Go get 'em!
(Lincoln walks over to the table)
Girl 1: Uh, who is this dork?
Girl 2: We didn't invite you to come over here.
Mollie: Guys leave him alone, he's a friend of mine.
Girl 1: Oh, sorry.
Lincoln: It's okay, I just wanted to ask Mollie a question.
Mollie: What is it?
Lincoln: (blushes) Uhhh, do you wanna go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me?
Mollie: (blushes) Me?
Lincoln: Yeah.
Mollie: Well...
Chandler: There you are, been looking all over for you. (sits next to Mollie)
Lincoln: Chandler?!
Chandler: Hey there... Lincoln?
Lincoln: Finally.
Mollie: (laughs nervously) He already asked me to go.
Chandler: I mean who can't love that outfit you wear? Plus those teeth of yours make you stand out.
Mollie: (blushes) Awww!
Lincoln: Okay?
Mollie: Sorry Lincoln, maybe next time.
(Lincoln looks down sadly and walks back to the others)
Liam: Did she say yes?
Lincoln: No... She's going with Chandler instead.
Rusty: That jerk?!
Liam: Why I oughta-!
Lincoln: Save it guys. I don't wanna get involved in drama. (sits down)
(The boys all look at each other with worried looks. When recess was over, Lincoln and Clyde head towards their lockers)
Clyde: Don't feel so down buddy. Just because you don't have someone for tomorrow night doesn't mean you'll never get a girlfriend.
Lincoln: I just don't want to feel left out Clyde. I want the night to be special for this girl, but now it looks like it's not going to happen.
(Since Lincoln was looking down as he said this, he suddenly colided with another person as both fall over. The person in question was holding a lot of books which scattered on the ground when knocked over. Lincoln adjusted himself and noticed that it was Girl Jordan he bumped into)
Girl Jordan: (groans) Not again...
Lincoln: (gasps) Oh gosh, I'm so sorry Girl Jordan I didn't mean to do this!
Girl Jordan: Lincoln?
Lincoln: (laughs nervously) Yeah, I'm the loser that bumped into you.
Girl Jordan: It's alright, it was just an accident. (begins picking her books up) Now I have to pick all these stupid books up again! (groans) Get in my grip!
Lincoln: Here let me help you. (picks some books up)
Girl Jordan: (struggles) Oh no, Lincoln you don't have to help me.
Lincoln: It's the least I could do, walking away would make me look like a jerk and I wouldn't want to do that if you didn't do anything wrong.
Girl Jordan: (blushes) Oh well, thanks.
(Lincoln and Girl Jordan put all her books back into her locker)
Girl Jordan: Phew, finally.
Lincoln: I bet you're glad that's all done.
Girl Jordan: (smiles) I am! Thanks Lincoln, I appreciate the help.
Lincoln: Of course.
(Girl Jordan closes her locker and walks away)
Clyde: (gasps) Lincoln, there's your chance!
Lincoln: What?
Clyde: You should ask Girl Jordan to go to the dance with you!
Lincoln: No way! We've barely spoken to each other!
Clyde: (crosses his arms) Barely? Do you not remember the time she invited us to her pool party?
Lincoln: She could've just been doing that to make herself popular.
Clyde: What about the time she complimented our comic book?
Lincoln: Well, she always knocks us out in Dodgeball!
Clyde: It's a sport Lincoln, not a tea party!
Lincoln: (stutters) Well, well, I'm not sure!
Clyde: (smirks) You're nervous aren't you?
Lincoln: (blushes) No! (silence) Okay, maybe I am... It's just I don't wanna have my hopes crushed again.
Clyde: You know she's already friends with you right? I mean why else is she with us sometimes?
Lincoln: Girl Jordan is a nice girl and I'm happy to have her as a friend, but I don't know if she's even interested in me.
Clyde: Maybe instead of asking her right away, you should try getting along with her every day and being nice to her. Then maybe she'd want to go with you.
Lincoln: I don't know...
Clyde: Like you said before, it doesn't hurt to try.
Lincoln: You're right Clyde, I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna make sure Girl Jordan is the girl of my night! (walks off)
Clyde: Uhh, Lincoln? We have classes.
Lincoln: (walks the other way) After class.
(After class, Lincoln's friends were sitting at the same table for lunch)
Zach: Where's Lincoln?
Rusty: He never sits somewhere else without us.
Clyde: He's trying a new method of asking someone to the dance. He's trying to hang out more with Girl Jordan so he can ask her.
Liam: Girl Jordan?!
Rusty: You mean the Girl Jordan who always whoops our butts at dodgeball?
Clyde: You underestimate her Rusty, she's actually a nice girl.
Zach: There's Lincoln!
(The boys spot Lincoln sitting with Girl Jordan at a different table with her friends)
Lincoln: I was this close to finally winning, but Girl Jordan got the last hit and won.
Girl Jordan: You know me, a champion at dodgeball.
Lincoln: You sure are. Oh! I've been thinking of giving Ace Savvy a female counterpart.
Girl Jordan: Ooh! Can she look like me?
Lincoln: Sure!
Girl Jordan: Awesome!
(On the next day, which was a Wednesday, Lincoln and his class were in art class getting ready)
Art Teacher: Alright everyone, find a partner and we can get started with our masterpieces!
Clyde: So how did yesterday go?
Lincoln: It went well, Girl Jordan seems to like spending time with me. Now I'm going to be her art partner today. I hope you don't mind.
Clyde: I don't mind at all, I've kinda had Penelope up my skin ever since I asked her to the dance.
Penelope: Clyde! Come do this with me!
Clyde: Good luck. (walks off)
(Lincoln got himself ready for class, then he walked up to Girl Jordan)
Lincoln: Hey Girl Jordan, I was wondering if you and I could be partners for today's class.
Girl Jordan: Sure, that would be a nice change.
Lincoln: Nice! (sits down) So what's your idea for a picture?
Girl Jordan: (pulls out a draft) I thought about doing this. A painting of a girl walking along in the sunlight. But I feel like it could use some wow factors.
Lincoln: (thinks) Hmmmm... (gasps) Why don't we make it a fantasy world?
Girl Jordan: Oh good idea! A-and the girl could be a young princess!
(As the two were talking, they drew their creations as a draft)
Lincoln: Who's cursed!
Girl Jordan: She has fire power!
Lincoln: And she's actually walking through a forest with mythical creatures watching her!
Girl Jordan: And they're allll afraid of her! She could turn them into stone! Aaaah!
Lincoln: (laughs) And she fights big dragons!
Girl Jordan: And she has a pet eagle!
Lincoln: Sick! And that eagle can breathe ice!
Girl Jordan: And can talk!
Lincoln: Like a parrot!
Girl Jordan: (laughs) I'm running out of space on my p-paper!
Lincoln: (giggles) Turn it around!
Girl Jordan: (smiles) This is so much fun!
Lincoln: I like being creative.
Girl Jordan: It looks like we both are!
(Lincoln and Girl Jordan exchange smiles for each other, and they continue to draw while Clyde was watching them from another spot)
Clyde: This is adorable.
Penelope: The painting? It's supposed to show how bad someone can look if they don't take care of themselves.
(Clyde facepalms. On the next day, Lincoln's class were now at the gym)
Coach Pacowski: Alright, today's Thursday and everybody knows what that means!
Lincoln: Dodgeball.
Coach Pacowski: Dang it Loud, I was supposed to point that out!
Girl Jordan: (giggles) So why did you ask?
Coach Pacowski: Because everyone always forgets! Now get into your teams!
Girl Jordan: (raises her hand) Coach!
Coach Pacowski: (groans) Yes Miss Mouthy?
Girl Jordan: Can I be on Lincoln's team this time?
Lincoln: (surprised) With us?
Zach: That seems weird.
Liam: Usually we go AGAINST Girl Jordan.
Coach Pacowski: (sighs) Alright fine, go ahead.
(Girl Jordan runs to the left side of the court)
Girl Jordan: Hey guys, you just got the best player of the game!
Lincoln: (smiles) That's you alright.
Rusty: This is weird.
Coach Pacowski: (blows his whistle) Get a move on!
(Two teams begin the game throwing dodgeballs at the other and dodging or catching some that flew their way)
Rusty: Alright, snake formation!
(Zach, Liam, Clyde, and Lincoln hide behind Rusty)
Girl Jordan: Uhh, what are you guys doing?
Clyde: It's a defensive move, we do it whenever we're facing against someone rough.
Girl Jordan: You just gotta be quicker. Lincoln, let me show you! (grabs Lincoln's hand)
Lincoln: Uhh, okay!
Zach: Broken line!
Rusty: Form! Form!
(While the boys played defense, Girl Jordan was showing Lincoln how to win)
Girl Jordan: Alright, once you target someone who's distracted... (throws the ball and gets a hit) wham! Strike!
Lincoln: Isn't that what we do all the time?
Girl Jordan: Except you gotta be quicker! (ducks to avoid a ball) Like that!
Lincoln: Okay, let me try this.
(Lincoln notices a distracted boy and throws the ball hard, getting a hit)
Lincoln: (jumps) Yes!
Girl Jordan: Good job!
Lincoln: Whoa, look out!
(Girl Jordan was too late to notice a ball flying straight towards her but Lincoln grabbed it just before it hit)
Boy: OH COME ON!
Coach Pacowski: (blows his whistle) Out!
Girl Jordan: Nice reflexes Lincoln!
Lincoln: I had some help from the top player.
Girl Jordan: (blushes) Oh right.
Lincoln: There's two left! Let's get 'em!
(Lincoln and Girl Jordan pick up a dodgeball and throw them hard, which ended up giving them victory)
Coach Pacowski: (blows his whistle) Point left!
Lincoln: Yes!
Girl Jordan: Alright! We did it!
(Girl Jordan suddenly leaned in and gave Lincoln a hug, which ended up surprising him and eventually Girl Jordan when she realized what she was doing)
Girl Jordan: (clears her throat) Sorry, I guess I got a little excited.
Zach: Are we interrupting the moment?
Lincoln: No you're good.
Liam: I can't remember the last time we won a dodgeball game.
Clyde: You need to teach us that Girl Jordan.
Girl Jordan: Maybe I will soon.
(At the end of the day, Lincoln and Clyde were putting things in their bags when Girl Jordan approached them)
Girl Jordan: Hey Lincoln, I never got to thank you for preventing that ball from hitting me.
Lincoln: Well you did say I learned the quick reflexes.
Girl Jordan: You sure did! Well I should probably get going now, see you tomorrow!
Lincoln: Wait! I want to ask you something!
Girl Jordan: (turns around) Oh? What is it?
(Lincoln began to sweat, trying to build his courage to ask the question)
Clyde: (whispers) Go, she's right there.
Lincoln: (whispers) I'm trying. (breathes) Girl Jordan...
Girl Jordan: Yeah?
Lincoln: (blushes) W-would you like to go to the Sadie Hawkins dance with me tomorrow night?
Girl Jordan: (smiles) Sure!
Lincoln: Really?!
Girl Jordan: (giggles) Yes!
Lincoln: (excited) Awesome! I can't wait!
Girl Jordan: Me neither! I'll make sure to be ready by five-thirty tomorrow! See ya! (runs off)
Lincoln: (waves) Bye!
Clyde: Well, looks like someone's comin' to the Sadie Hawkins dance tomorrow!
Lincoln: I know, I'm so excited!
(While walking home, Lincoln had a big smile on his face knowing what he was in for tomorrow night. But he should've been a bit less revealed, because when walked inside his sisters noticed the look)
Lori: Someone looks happy.
Lola: What happened at school big brother?
Lincoln: (wide eyed) Oh shoot. Uhh...
Lori: (smirks) Let me guess, you found someone for the dance?
(Lincoln simply looked away while his face turned red, which pretty much was a 'yes' to the sisters)
Leni: Awww Linky!
Luna: He's growing up so fast!
Lynn: She better be a good girl!
Lola: How romantic!
Lincoln: (blushes) Yes yes I know it's great. But could you guys please not try to change up my look or anything? I want to be me for her.
Luan: We hear you Loud, but you're solid not clear. (laughs) Get it?
(And like that, Friday night was here. Lincoln was in the bathroom making sure that he looked decent for Girl Jordan)
Lincoln: (to himself) Don't screw this up Lincoln, this is your chance.
(Lincoln walks out of the bathroom and began to head downstairs)
Lori: I hope you have fun tonight Lincoln.
Lincoln: I hope I do too.
Lori: Remember, she may not be your permanent girlfriend but if she's nice enough, enjoy the amount of time with her as you can.
Lincoln: I will Lori.
Lori: (smiles) Knock her dead. Not literally.
(With that, Lincoln leaves the Loud House and began to make his way to Girl Jordan's house to pick her up. He knocks on her front door and when it opens, he was greeted by the girl of his dreams looking as happy as she can be)
Girl Jordan: Hey Lincoln! I'm all ready to go!
Lincoln: (giggles) I can tell. Time to go have the time of our lives.
(Girl Jordan closes her door and the two begin to make their way down to the school)
Lincoln: I remember how the last dance used to be.
Girl Jordan: Well it was an eventful one for me. Literally out of nowhere, some boy I never saw before just kissed me without context.
Lincoln: Gee it's like he took that party too seriously.
Girl Jordan: I made sure he didn't come near me again.
Lincoln: Is this something I should know?
Girl Jordan: (giggles) Nope.
Lincoln: You're pretty tough for a girl, Girl Jordan.
Girl Jordan: I am quite a rough one. Oh and Lincoln? You don't have to keep calling me Girl Jordan, just Jordan will do.
Lincoln: Oh okay. I'm just so used to calling you that.
Girl Jordan: You wouldn't have to if Boy Jordan wasn't at this school.
Lincoln: But we all know which one stands out.
Girl Jordan: (giggles) Oh stop it, are you trying to sweep me off my feet?
Lincoln: Just the usual stuff I say to anyone really. I don't want the white hair to make them think I'm a grumpy old geezer.
Girl Jordan: Why do you have white hair anyway?
Lincoln: I was just born with it naturally.
Girl Jordan: I always thought people's hair turn white if they're too anxious.
Lincoln: I am anxious a lot, but not enough for my hair to turn white.
Girl Jordan: Don't you have a lot of sisters?
Lincoln: I have ten.
Girl Jordan: Ten?! Wow, your hands are full!
Lincoln: Only with five of them, the other five are older than me.
Girl Jordan: My little sister's always a handful for me.
Lincoln: Same can be said for mine, but they love me.
Girl Jordan: They have to, they're your sisters!
Lincoln: I know.
(The two eventually arrived at the school and made their way to the gym where the party was being held)
Clerk: Are you two together?
Both: Yes.
Clerk: Go on in.
Lincoln: Whoa!
Girl Jordan: This looks so much better than last time!
(The two saw everything they were promised: games, drinks, music, all they were told)
Lincoln: Papa Wheelie and Flat Tire weren't lying!
Girl Jordan: Hey there's your friends by the games!
Zach: Hey Lincoln, you made it!
Lincoln: And I'm happy to be here.
Penelope: Girl Jordan? Wow you're one lucky girl.
Girl Jordan: (blushes) Lucky in what way?
Tabby: This music makes me want to jam! (air strums)
Liam: Count me in!
Polly: (skating around holding Rusty) This has got to be the best night ever!
Rusty: C-can you slow down?! I think I'm gonna be sick!
Zach: (giggles) Giggles stop tickling my arm!
Giggles: You can't have a good party without a few chuckles!
Lincoln: I think we're in for a fun night!
(The next few hours went just as Lincoln was hoping. Most of the time was spent with Girl Jordan, his friends and their dates. For the first hour, they spent time playing party games such as Hungry Hungry Hippo and Uno at the table. Then they would often get a drink from the chocolate fountain which proved that both Lincoln and Girl Jordan enjoy a good burp after a delicious drink. But most of that night focused on the dancing, until came a special moment)
Announcer: Alright dancers, it's time for you to take your partner and do a slow dance, a way to close out the night!
(Lincoln's friends began to slow dance with their dates the same way they did last time. All he could do now was dance with the special one that was right there with him)
Lincoln: Jordan? (holds his hand out) May I take this dance?
Girl Jordan: (smiles) Of course Lincoln.
(Girl Jordan takes Lincoln's hand, and the two begin to slow dance together)
Lincoln: This has been such a great night.
Girl Jordan: It sure has been... You know Lincoln, before you asked me to the dance, I was almost going to ask you too.
Lincoln: Really? Why?
Girl Jordan: Because you're a very nice boy. You're funny, you're creative, and you're pretty tough all things considered. I was having so much fun with you on those days before tonight that I was building my courage to ask you to the dance.
Lincoln: (smirks) But who won this time?
Girl Jordan: (giggles) You did.
(Girl Jordan eventually rested her head on Lincoln's shoulder and he just continued to slow dance enough to make her feel relaxed and comfortable. When the party was finally over, he began to take her home)
Girl Jordan: Lincoln? That was a great night.
Lincoln: Yeah, it sure was.
Girl Jordan: I don't think I've been to a party like that in ages.
Lincoln: It must've been special.
Girl Jordan: It was way more special with you.
(Lincoln laughs nervously as his face turned red. Lincoln and Girl Jordan once again exchanged smiles at each other. Their hearts were pounding and both were sweating, underneath the night sky with stars dazzling over them. They could feel each other's breath as they got closer. All they could see were the eyes in each other with nothing in that viewpoint. The only thing they could feel at that point, was gentle lips being pressed against theirs, and they were perfectly happy with it)
Lincoln: (smiles) See you next Monday.
Girl Jordan: (smiles) I'll have something to look forward to.
(And with that, Girl Jordan released her hands from Lincoln's and slowly made her way inside waving goodbye to her new boyfriend. Lincoln began to head home with a big smile on his face. And it remained that way until he made it home, where he noticed the look on his sisters' faces, realizing the mark that was on his lips and what was about to happen)
Lincoln: (to the viewers) Save me.
The End
