Star Wars nerds: Oh boy! Finally the Boba Fett series, from Jon Favreau and Dave Filoni is about to begin In a few minutes! Can't wait! Thank you Mr. Favreau and Mr. Filoni, for saving Star Wars form the clutches of Kathleen Kennedy and Disney... Finally, it's starts!
Boba Fett *emerge from the Sarlacc pit*: AAAAAAAAAH! AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FREE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER MOS ESPA!
Luke Skywalker force ghost: R2, 3PO, Boba finally escaped, recruit a team with attitude to help him!
Go Go Star Rangers! Go Go Star Rangers! Go Go Star Rangers, Star Wars Power Rangers...
Star Wars nerds: WTF?! ...It must be Kennedy's fault! She must have hired woke writers, to sabotage Favreau's and Filoni's masterpiece! *Checks who are the writers in Wookieepedia*... *start sobing* You two were the chosen ones! It was said that you would destroy Kennedy, not join her! Save the Star Wars franchise, not forsake it in the hands of Disney! ...We don't know you anymore! Favreau, Filoni... you're breaking our hearts! You're going down a path we can't follow! *crying*
Jon Favreau: So Timmy, you like grandpa's new Star Wars show?
Timmy: Yeah grandpa! It's awesome!
Joya Favreau: That was nice darling, but I heard that Star Wars fans wanted a mature Star Wars series. Wasn't Boba Fett the Wolverine/Punisher of the old Star Wars expanded universe?
Jon Favreau: Nah, Star Wars is for kids, George Lucas said so himself. The mature excerpts in Star Wars movies, are meant to give kids the feeling that the movies are cool and edgy, that's all. Did you forget how Boba Fett fell into the Sarlacc pit? Remember the Ewok? They were all in the same movie! Besides series like "The Book of Boba Fett", that's what Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Chapek wants. Me or Dave won't go against their will...
Joya Favreau: Oh that's right, I forgot! I'm so silly...
Jon Favreau: Ah, that's ok hon, now we can watch Boba Fett with our little grandson.
Timmy: I'm not little! I'm 8 years old!
*Joya Favreau laughs and kisses one of Timmy's cheek*
The end.
