So… This is a little birthday gift from me to you…. Like a bird leaves gifts on my car. I don't know, I just had this story as a thought, and decided to make it, partially because I feel like Surge is a cool character with a lot of character interaction potential with Sonic.
I am reuploading this because I accidently tagged it as rated m, and feel like it got lost after I realized the mistake. Go ahead and call me cheap for it, I know it seems like a cheap move.
Guest: Could you help me improve this? I would like to know what you liked and didn't like.
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I gotta say, you know how to evoke emotions from a girl. The moment I saw you in person, I felt strongly about you. I hated your fucking guts. Or did I?
I guess I don't know anymore. That son of a bitch Starline took everything from us. I don't even remember my own name. I'm just 'Surge the Tenrec' now.
I never really thought about it, but could we have been friends? Starline really re-enforced me hating your guts, but I'm pretty sure you're a bastard in your own right. I was captive for weeks, you never showed up. Too busy exploring meadows? With little birdies and water falls and everything so peaceful and happy?
Yeah, I got the shaft, hard and fast. I kind of want to meet my parents, Kit probably feels the same way. I love him, you know, as a little pet you keep around. I'm kind of why he exists. I guess I'm glad he exists too.
Or maybe Starline just felt like ruining two lives. Can't just fuck with one, gotta have two.
Where was I? Oh, yeah, how much I am utterly amazed by you. I mean, come on. I am fast, super fast. I made Eggman shit himself when he though I jumped on his little pod. Yet I couldn't even land a second on you. That's where this obsession started.
Yeah, I admit it, I'm obsessed with you. I can't get over how fast you are, how exciting you are. I want to pound you into a pulp, because I know you'll make it fun the whole time. Maybe we'll both be jelly by the end of it?
You sure made an impression, I guess your yellow fox friend did too. Kit had to hug me all night. The annoying little leech can't bear the thought of being replaced. I wouldn't do that. I may be a bitch, but I ain't a villain.
Speaking of which, I think its funny how everyone fits in their own little box. You're the hero, you're the savior. Eggman's the villain, the monster. It's all bullshit.
I don't remember a hero getting me out of that basement. I don't remember much of anything. I remember hating you. But is that me? Or that is just Starline's shit coming back out of my mouth?
Eggman's not so bad. Anything he does you fix in a week. Even his little robots don't do anything to the critters inside. He might as well be a guy playing around with a couple animals. Nothing wrong with that. Or is that Starline talking?
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I guess I kind of wondered the opposite. What would life be like as your friend? Running around, racing all of the time? Getting a nice sweat, and getting a nice shower. Being loved by everyone, everywhere?
I wonder if Kit would do well with your little Fox friend? They're both foxes, so they'd probably get along.
Then again, your pink friend and I didn't get along, and we might as well both be tenrecs, or hedgehogs if you're gonna be a little bitch about it. Speaking of bitches, your pink friend seems like the jealous type. Apparently, me kicking you in the face counts as flirting in her eyes. Ha, probably never had a date in her life. I'm one to talk. Shut up.
Yeah, you certainly made an impression on me. Got my blood boiling, and I don't know why. Do I hate you? Do I envy you? Do I want you? What's real, what's fake? I guess it doesn't matter. Starline hypnotized everything away.
That sounds like fun. "What are you in for?" "I hypnotized an underage girl and boy to do what I told them to." I'm sure his cellmates will totally understand what he meant. I know inmates love someone like that.
I guess I can't say I hate you for sure. What do I feel? I don't know. I know I want to stay close to you. I know I want to beat you in a race. I don't know much about anything else.
Alright, I'll be naked for once, I don't trust myself. Yeah, ain't that a bitch? I don't know what I actually feel. I don't know who I am, I don't know why I'm here, I don't know my blood type, I don't know my birthday.
You certainly gave me a purpose. I wanted to pin you on the ground and… I don't know really. I have had several thoughts, going in both directions. Don't get any ideas. I want to crush your skull with the biggest rock I can find. Other things too.
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I guess I kind of owed you one. You know what I'm talking about, don't act like you weren't expecting a payment.
Yeah, I wasn't expecting the guy to have shotgun, full of bird-shot. SO yeah… I broke in. You've never been hungry before? I thought I'd just raid this random fridge, and sure enough, my calf gets blown to shit. I guess I should be glad he tripped as he fired, but damn it hurt like a bitch.
So, I ran off with a nice pie and egg salad. I ran, I definitely did. I just couldn't run very fast. Yeah, yeah, you followed the blood. I know. I should have zapped your ass when you showed up. I know Kit was ready to rip you in half.
Still, you really threw me for a loop. I get the whole "Remove lead" crap, but I didn't expect you to let me go. Why couldn't you make it easy for me?
Lock me up, throw me in jail so I could easily hate you and then get on with my life. I might even get to see the inmates stab Starline, total win-win. But no, you had to be the self-righteous prick, and let me go free… Still, thanks for taking the lead out.
You really came through for us on that day. Kit and I were hungry, and we even got to keep our food.
That's why I saved your stupid town. I'd say we're even now. I don't ever have to deal with you again, and You don't ever have to deal with me.
The Restoration? Please, I'm not some happy go lucky sucker who falls for that bullshit about "morals" and "ideas"
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I'll think about it just to get you to shut up.
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Ok, that's it. Short, yes, but I didn't want to take time from my other chapters.
I thought Surge would be the swearing type.
Leave a review telling me how I could improve it, or just calling me an idiot. I can take it.
