"Daddy!! You can't kill yourself off. You have to marry mommy then make me then die." Emma whined.

Adrien choose to ignore the fact that his precious little girl told him to die.

"She went into her room and shut the door, and for days she nether slept or ate. " Adrien continued.

"I will never love again." She vowed.

"Weeks later, the main square of the Agreste kingdom was filled as never before to hear the announcement of the great Prince Felix Agreste's bride-to-be. He need to get married to release tension in the kingdom."

"My people.." Felix addressed. "A month from now, the vigil anti Ladybug will celebrate her three thousandth anniversary. On that sundown, I shall honor M'Lady and marry a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now. Would you like to meet her?"

"Yes!" The people of the kingdom replied.

"My loyal subjects, the Princess Marinette." Prince Felix proudly stated as his bride to be came out dressed in a black and red gown topped with a golden crown followed a red carpet lined path into the crowd.

After the welcoming ceremony Princess Marinette rode her red roan mare named Tikki. Hoping that would help but Marinette's emptiness consumed her. Although the law of the land gave Prince Felix the right to choose his bride, she did not love him. She no longer made her appearance as Ladybug. Despite Prince Felix's reassures that she would grow to love him, the only joy she found was riding her horse, Tikki.

"You better not make me a horse." Plagg interrupted as he sat on Emma's shoulder. "Would you rather be a dog?"Adrien asked. Emma giggled as the little black cat like kwami eyes went wide. "Of course not!!!" Plagg yelled.

"Marinette was on her way back to the castle when a group of three stop her."

Adrien said, carrying on with his story.

"A word, lady. We are but poor, lost circus performer. Is their a village nearby?" A girl with long brown hair dressed in a fox like out fit asked.

"There is nothing nearby... not for miles." She kindly replied not realizing she sealed her fate.

"Then there will be not one to hear you scream!!" Volpnia yelled as her comrade Bubbler dragged helpless Marinette of Tikki. "What is that your ripping?" Lady Wifi asked.

"Dude, it's like the sixteen hundreds. There wasn't any wifi. I should know I was there." Plagg complained.

"Shut up and eat your Camembert." Adrien said back as Plagg shoved his cheeks with the repulsing cheese. It was a story for Emma, his little kitten. It didn't have to be perfect. It just had to be purrfect.

"It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Bourgeois." Volpnia answered as she put the yellow fabric on Tikki. "Who's Bourgeois?" Bubbler asked. "The second most powerful kingdom to ever rein beside Agreste."

Volpnia said as she turned to Tikki and hit her rear end and yelled "Go!"

Volpnia wanted Tikki to go straight back to the Agreste castle.

The four ended up on a pirate like ship.

A/N: I wrote this two years ago and it still cracks me up.