Item #: SCP-?
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-? is currently being held in a Standard Humanoid Containment Chamber. Only married guards armed with standard firearms are to be on standby at the night only. All personnel, including D-Class, are allowed contact with SCP-?. But, personnel are advised against making physical contact with SCP-? due to potential hazards posed by her body "aura" and her shadow(see Addendum ?-1 and Addendum ?-2), unless the personnel is wearing a personalized mini Scranton Reality Anchor or already married for more than 10 years.
Additionally, English-only-speaking staff are advised against making important conversation with SCP-? due to her inability to speak modern English.
SCP-? is allowed to garden/farming(see Addendum ?-3), request things, and roam freely within the Site-■■■ under good behavior and cooperation with Foundation staff.
Description: SCP-? is a sapient humanoid entity. SCP-? is a pretty young woman with hip-length brown hair with a single hair strand hanging on the right side and azure blue eyes. She looks to be in her 20s despite claiming to be 15-16 years old. She stands at ■■cm. She weighs approximately ■■kg.
SCP-? claims to have originated from an alternate reality. Within this reality, there are errors in teleportation ability while the said ability was being used by SCP-?, resulting in SCP-? being displaced to our reality. According to SCP-?, this is not the first time she has been displaced from her original world. Information about the environments, inhabitants and the reality from which SCP-? was displaced are currently being investigated. She displays frequent curiosity and a desire to learn more about the difference between her and our reality. Such tendencies indicate that her baseline reality is likely slightly different from our own.
Information sharing is currently being used as a method to ensure both cooperation with and loyalty to The Foundation.
Additional Notes: SCP-? is found near █████████, Japan in ██/██/2014. SCP-? existence came to the attention of the Foundation when a massive war between five Yakuza groups erupted because of SCP-?. Upon the Foundation's arrival, 90% of the combatant is already dead, with SCP-? is unconscious, tied up with a chain, and is hanging from the ceiling. Upon retrieval, SCP-?-P(see Addendum ?-P) formed from SCP-?'s shadow in its default Shiba Inu form. SCP-?-P then turned into its "Cerberus" form when it sees SCP-? on the retrieval team leader's hand, but is placated when one of the retrieval team members talks to SCP-?-P.
Addendum ?-1: The "aura" which surrounded SCP-? has been confirmed to be supernatural in origin. Multiple tests on the "aura" have returned inconclusive. The "aura" has a natural calming/charming effect and is confirmed to be highly effective to all humanoid and sapient entities, excluding the married one and the canine type entities.
This "aura" can separate and move independently from SCP-? while still maintaining its effects. SCP-? is incapable of molding the shape or making use of this "aura", as this "aura" of her is cannot be seen by her.
Addendum ?-2: SCP-? is capable of storing objects within her or other people's shadow. It has drawn a blunt shovel from within her own shadow or SCP-?-P. It is unknown how she can store the weapon within her or a person's shadow. It is currently hypothesized that the main unknown energy reserve(elemental reality manipulation) within her body, the shadowy one can act as a spatial anomaly allowing larger than expected objects to be stored. The full limits of this ability are not yet known.
Addendum ?-3: SCP-? is highly skilled at farming. Her secondary Earth energy reserve helped the soil she tended to be more fertile, thus, having a more bountiful and healthy harvest. After experimentation and inspection of the said harvest, there is nothing anomalous about the harvest.
Addendum SCP-?-P: SCP-?-P is shapeshifting type entity, with Shiba Inu breed as its default shape. Its gender is unknown, probably genderless. Its body is made from an unknown black substance. It was able to hide in SCP-?'s shadow or any living being's shadow. SCP-?-P can understand English and the Japanese language. It is also able to teleport using any shadow of a living being.
SCP-? is capable of controlling and instructing SCP-?-P with great proficiency, indicating extensive training. It is capable of leaping several times its own height and dashing forward at immense speed. It was able to change its shape to any animal that ever existed and those from fictional/extinct species. These attributes make it highly mobile and adaptable coupled with its somewhat small stature, making it is incredibly effective at close quarters combat. Additionally, the entity is resilient to most forms of conventional weaponry. Blunt force, electrical shock, firearms, and sharpened weaponry are all significantly ineffective against SCP-?-P than would be expected of a non-anomalous human. Due to these traits, the SCP-?, alongside SCP-?-P is currently under consideration for membership in MTF Alpha-9, "Last Hope", by Site Director ████ █████.
Dr. ████████'s Report:
I'm considering changing her classification from Safe to Euclid/████████, for the fact that even that life-hating lizard, violent old man, and the killer statue doesn't try to kill her or anyone when she is near them. Hell, even Uriel doesn't try to smite her into nothingness when she just standing near that angel's feet! She can have a conversation with that damn plague doctor without it trying to kill her! Most terrifying is they all somewhat compelled to follow her order if she had one. Yes, including 682 and 106.
She had immunity from any, I repeat, ANY memetic hazard, cognitohazard, and infohazard available to the Foundation. I know this because I tried using the BERRYMAN-LANGFORD memetic kill agent and let her read the SCP-001 file, but she just shrugged it off with a slight headache reported. I don't know if her "aura" or her unknown energy reserves is the reason for this immunity. The other probable reason for her immunity is the level of Humes surrounding her is unusually high, but despite the high reading, she is not a reality bender. Because of that, she also has immunity from any reality-altering event or attack.
She also needs to stay away from any Euclid class and potentially world-destroying items. She is like SCP-239's new aquatranssexual caretaker(come to think about it, should he/she be classified as SCP as well? I mean, he/she's neutralized 239's reality-bending ability all by themselves and even has immunity from high exposure to 239's ███████████ radiation), even the simplest of items can be dangerous if they are near them. These two are like long-lost siblings with Murphy and Chaos as their parents!
And to make it worse, the personnel around them is betting who will confess first. Or when will they screw each other? Hell, even other sentient SCPs are betting as well. My money is on SCP-? personally, while SCP-343 thinks the aquatranssexual will be one. Honestly, the sexual tension between the two of them is too painful for us to watch as a sideliner. Even 628 agreed with us, can you imagine that?
-Dr. █████████
