This morning, Ben catches Clover sleeping with him. Aah! Clover! What are you doing here?! What am I doing? I was having a beauty dream and you just woke me up! No, I said What are you doing here with me? Oh, why I couldn't sleep. Because I was getting so lonely and scared, I hate the dark. Sometimes it thunders. I always let the bedbugs bite me you know. But you have Sam and Alex with you. You're just trying to be with me aren't you? Clover couldn't know what else to say.
Clover! What are you doing with that poor boy? Sam asked while coming down stairs. Having some quality time with him thank you very much. Mind your own business! Clover, leave him alone, you're acting really creepy around him, said Sam. You're no fun! Clover scolded Sam. And get dressed quickly we'll be late for school, Sam said. Appreciate it. She was squeezing my arm too hard. We're so sorry about our friend, she is just sort of a lover.
There's a girl at our school who is clearly the enemy, Mandy. She calls herself the most popular girl in school. She's been expecting everyone to vote for her. She always makes fun of us. And whenever we try to ask some boys out, she's always there to win their hearts, said Sam. Oh man, that's terrible. That Mandy girl sounds like she needs to be taught a lesson. No no no it's ok. We're completely over it, Sam said. Why? You need to show her who's boss. You can't let her talk you down and steal your crushes all the time. That's ridiculous. If she calls herself the most popular girl in school, she's got another thing coming. Hey, why don't I stand up for you? Ben I think you're missing the point. Revenge is never the answer, you can't let emotions go to your head. Nobody promised that life would be good. So don't worry about it, everything is gonna be fine ok? Sam calmed Ben. What were you guys talking about? Clover asked. Nothing, They said.
Sam says, come on, let's go. Wait, what about him? Me? Him? No Clover, he's not coming with us. He's from a different universe, remember? Plus he doesn't even have a backpack and we can't buy one for him. We have to get to school right now, Sam said. I know someone who does. Clover no! We are not giving someone's backpack to him. That's wrong! Sam talked back to Clover. Come on! Just this once ok? We can buy one for him after school and then we'll give it back to him. Back to who? Sam asked. Never mind. My point is what's he gonna do while we're at school? He might go bored and lonely. And there's nothing to eat or drink from the fridge. No there isn't. You just wanna get close to him, that's all. He is not coming with us and that's final, Sam said. Sammy, we're wasting time, Clover reminded her. Ok fine, he can come. What?! But you were supposed to go without me already! Believe me we were going to. But she couldn't stop talking back. So we're sorry, Sam apologized to Ben. Oh man, he said.
Arnold is getting a drink of water in the hallway. Oh Arnold. Clover? Hi Arnold. Clover. H h hi. How's my handsome man? Oh Clover. I never thought you'd think about my feelings. Oh I do honey boo I do. Oh Clover. I've always known I would win your heart someday. What are you talking about? You have. Then how come you never said anything before? Oh uh. Because I was shy. Oh yeah, me too. Well not anymore. I am everything to you lover boy cause I'm your baby tonight. Oh Clover.
Arnold tries to kiss Clover. Uh arnold, can you do me a huge favor for old time sake? Anything for you Clover. Can you give your backpack to someone? He's new and he doesn't have a backpack because he couldn't buy one for himself. Aw that poor kid. Well don't worry, anything I can, wait. Why couldn't he buy one for himself? Clover grabs his backpack and runs back to Sam Alex and Ben leaving Arnold frustrated without his backpack.
