Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo. OCs & fanfic belongs to me.


Chapter 1: Celebrating Mayuri & Nemu Kurotsuchi's Birthday


Mayuri spent all night working in his lab as many captains just left birthday cards and two large cupcakes for him outside of his lab. Akon went outside to bring them in and showed them to Mayuri.

"Look captain! They got you something." Akon said.

"Heh? Oh well goody! I should get out now and say 'thank you' to them!" Captain Kurotsuchi said as he read the cards and ate one cupcake.

"Hey, where's Lieutenant Kurotsuchi?" Akon asked as he looked around the lab.

She's with her Quincy boyfriend. I'm sure she's safe and fine." Captain Kurostuchi replied to Akon as he smiled a bit.

Akon smiled as he nodded as he ate a cupcake.

Nemu was with Uryu as Uryu treated her with some new clothes, cupcakes, flowers, and new plushies. The two headed home as they sat on the couch to watch some TV.

"Babe, I'm having a great birthday so far. Thank you so much~!" Nemu said very happily as she hugged and kissed Uryu's cheek.

"It's no problem love. It's your birthday and I wanna spoil you. But are you sure you and your Captain aren't having a party?" Uryu asked as he hugged and kissed her cheek back.

"Yes. I'm sure. We're not a huge fan of surprises but I'm getting used to them." Nemu said to her lover as she giggled.

Uryu giggled back as he leaned and kissed her. Nemu smiled and kissed him back. Then the doorbell ranged. Uryu pulled back as he got up to answer it. He looked into the peek hole as he saw about six people standing. Uryu then opened the door.

"Yo. May we come in, Uryu?" Chad asked his roommate.

"Huh? Chad, what is the meaning of this?" Uryu asked his roommate as he saw Ichigo, Grimmjow, Izaya, Keigo, Tatsuki, and Orihime.

"Uryu! It's your girlfriend's birthday. We wanna celebrate it too. Besides, the soul society isn't having a party, are they?" Orihime asked as she tilted her head.

"Well no, but I wanna spend some time alone with Nemu. I'm sorry guys." Uryu said. Trying to get rid of them.

"No can do. Can we come in please?" Izaya asked as he looked at Uryu in the eyes.

Uryu groaned as he did so. "Babe, we have some company."

Nemu stood up as she gasped as she saw her friends.

"Hi! Welcome!" Nemu said very happily as she bowed to them.

"Nemu! Happy Birthday!" Orihime said as she hugged Nemu tightly.

Nemu laughed as she hugged her back. "Thank you! You're too kind~!"

"Uryu, was she ever this happy?" Ichigo whispered to his friend.

"Well she's living with me now. And her captain found a new partner. She's been more open and confident. I think I made her happy." Uryu said as he smiled at Ichigo.

"Hell yeah. That's our boy.~" Grimmjow said as he playfully punched Uryu's arm.

"Yeah, thanks. Also how long are y'all going to stay here?" Uryu asked, a little annoyed.

"Why? Planning to bang ya girl~?" Grimmjow said as he laughed.

Uryu grew irritated as he tried to grab him but Grimmjow already left.

Ichigo calmed Uryu as he chuckled, "He's just joking.~ Got any cake?"

"We got cupcakes in the kitchen on the table. Knock yourself out." Uryu said as he pointed at them in the kitchen.

Ichigo chuckled as he grabbed one. Tatsuki smiled at Ichigo as she ate a cupcake.

"Izaya, how is everything in the soul society?" Nemu asked him.

"Good. I'm not sure if you heard the news but my sister got engaged." Izaya said as he smiled.

"No way~! To whom?" Nemu asked as everyone else got surrounded.

"Well I guess I can say it again, It's Renji." Izaya said happily.

Nemu gasped as everyone else did too.

"Awww! I'm so happy for them. Congrats~!" Nemu said happily as she hugged Izaya.

Izaya smiled and hugged Nemu back. "Thanks, birthday girl.~"

"So what can we do now?" Keigo asked Uryu.

"We can play some games or just talk about how we miss school." Uryu suggested as he shrugged.

Everyone got in a circle to play games. Uryu laughed as he sat next to Nemu.

"That was a joke. No one wants to talk about school and stuff." Uryu said.

Nemu giggled at her lover as she kissed him. Uryu smiled at her as he kissed her back.

"Happy Birthday, my love." Uryu said to Nemu.

"Thanks my love.~" Nemu said back. She then noticed that Grimmjow was giving them 'the look' as Nemu giggled.

Uryu glared at him as he mouthed him, 'turn around.' Grimmjow grinned as he did.

Back at the soul society, everyone was waiting for Mayuri to walk into his own party that he didn't even know about.

"Sir, slow down. Why do you need some sake?" Akon asked, confused.

"Because it's my birthday and I wanna do whatever the hell I want." Mayuri said to Akon.

Mayuri ended up opening the door as everyone jumped up and shouted: "SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN KUROTSUCHI!" Everyone said.

"What the hell?! What is this?! Who planned this?!" Mayuri asked, confused.

Shunsui chuckled as he walked up to him. "Relax. We just wanted to give you a party. I hope we got you good.~" Shunsui said.

"Of course you did! I just came up here for some sake and this is what I came too?! Well I guess it can't be helped. Let's party!" Mayuri said as everyone cheered and agreed with him.

"Oh by the way, how's Nemu?" Shunsui asked Mayuri.

"She's doing great. She texted me 'happy birthday' as I did the same for her. Also I'm very proud of her and Uryu." Mayuri said.

"Ah, perfect. Here ya go." Shunsui said as he gave Mayuri some sake.

"Ah goody. Cheers!" Mayuri said as he and Shunsui clanked their drinks together.

Everyone ate and had cake as Mayuri laughed at their jokes and cracked some jokes back.

Everyone back at Uryu's place had fallen asleep. Well, except for Orihime and Tatsuki as the two headed home. Chad helped clean up as he gave Izaya, Keigo, Ichigo, & Grimmjow a large blanket. He slept on the couch as he had turned off the TV.

Uryu and Nemu headed upstairs to their room as they changed into their night clothes, washed up and both headed to bed.

"Thanks again for this, babe. I mean I know you didn't tell them to come over but still I loved it either way." Nemu said as she cuddled closer to Uryu.

"Probably Chad did but all is forgiven." Uryu said as he cuddled closer to Nemu.

Nemu smiled as she kissed Uryu's cheek, "Babe, I would love to meet your father."

Uryu nodded at her request but he realized that the room was dark.

"Yes. I'll talk to him about it. Because he's too dating a soul reaper." Uryu explained to his lover.

"Really? That's so exciting~! I hope to meet them both." Nemu said happily. She yawned as she cuddled her lover and closed her eyes.

Uryu kissed her forehead and smiled, "Good night babe. And happy birthday."

Every captain had passed out at Mayuri's party. He was still drunk as he was singing karaoke. Akon shook his head as he chuckled.

"Well, this is going to be a while. Happy birthday, Captain." Akon said as he stood there a little longer waiting for his captain to relax.

The End

Happy Birthday Mayuri & Nemu! Our mad scientist & our shy waifu.

I hope y'all enjoyed this. But be ready for more next month because it's going to be a ride~!

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