This story is obviously based off an episode of Samurai Jack. You know the one, with the bounty hunters and drop of water. Now it is important for you to know that the Godzilla I am using HAS ALL THE POWERS AND CAPABILITIES OF EVERY SINGLE GODZILLA THAT THERE HAS EVER BEEN. Including comic book Godzilla, a sort of Godzilla Nexus if you will. Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing here, don't go saying I said otherwise. Start the fic.
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A Xenomorph Queen Mother climbed along the body of a kaiju until she reached its head.
"Hello! My name is Sasha, I provide dental services to kaijus like yourself to feed my kids! You're in good hands! I destroy all kinds of plaque! I'm the best!"
She crawls towards it's mouth and found a fang literally layered in plaque. "So I heard a biiiiiiig bounty has been placed against Godzilla. Some haters want the very concept of Godzilla to die and give the crown and title of King of the Monsters to whoever can pull it off." Sasha decided to start with the tip and opened it's mouth to bring out it's smaller mouth. Just as she was about to utilize it she saw something in the sky which startled her into striking harder than she meant to. The end of the fang went flying into the back of the kaiju's mouth.
However, she was too distracted by the biological ufo spinning in the sky.
"That's...That's..." she stuttered in amazement. "Gamera! Defender of the Universe, and Friend To All Children! A titan among kaiju legends!"
As Gamera spun off, Sasha turned back to her work, she elected to focus on one of the smaller fangs. The plaque was behind the fang so she positioned herself behind the fang by laying down on the bottom of the kaiju's mouth.
She reeled her head back for her mouth, readying her tiny mouth to peck away at the plaque when she got startled by two giant figures walking past. In her sudden jump of fear, her tiny mouth punched a hole in to the non-plaque part.
"I can't believe it! The Gargantuas! Kaiju twins, Sanda and Gaira! It is said they are so genetically connected that they've even established a psychic link!"
She crawled out of the mouth and started to move to the top jaw. "That reminds me, did you ever hear that I was going to be in one of the Aliens movies?" Sasha readied herself behind one of the Kaiju's jutted out front teeth. There was only a little plaque at the end so she should be at least able to handle that. "Sadly they could never get the franchise up to that-MY WORD!"
A shadow loomed over the two and shadowy kaiju walked past them. Taken by surprise she accidentally had her little mouth split the tooth in two.
"The one and only Mind Flayer! A kaiju from a realm known as the Upside Down! He's a decent kaiju, considering he comes from a streaming show. He loves to play the long game though!"
She was about to move to the right side of the kaiju's mouth when something different crossed their paths. It was a kaiju sized alright, but it was floating in the air as it passed. And whatever it was it had at least 20 sides to it. If one were to listen carefully breathing could be heard inside.
"Wait! What's this? Never seen something like this before. Is there a kaiju in that? Curious..."
The oddity left just like all the others.
"Well moving on I think this long fang of yours might need to come out..."
Without warning the monster started to stand up. Sasha tried to hold on to the face but ultimately fell off.
As she laid on the ground she stared up in awe as this kaiju stood up. This was no ordinary kaiju! He had already surpassed the others in height and he was STILL working to standing at his full height.
With his head above the clouds, his full height made him instantly recognizable as to his identity.
"You! You're... You're..."
"Adult Cloverfield!" Cloverfield spat out the broken piece of his fang. "Biggest, baddest Kaiju of them all!"
Cloverfield turned and walked off in the same direction the other kaijus went.
"Shoot!" Sasha cursed. "I should've tried to get a facehugger in him! Oh who am I kidding? Little guy probably would've died on the way down his throat."
Inside a mountain range...
Six of the monsters were caught in a vicious stare off. The tension was so thick you could cut it with a butter knife; Gamera had his limbs all limber to tuck inside his shell, Mind Flayer stood ready to counter should any monster be so bold, the Gargantuas were armed with a couple of trees ready to strike, and Cloverfield just stood towering above the others.
"What's with all the glaring and scowling?!" snapped Cloverfield.
"It seems we all have the same opponent to take down..." started Gaira.
"We are ALL after Godzilla's crown!" finished Sanda.
"Obviously," breathed Mind Flayer. "but there is no reason for us stand around discussing it until our legs turn to nougat. There is a nice circle of mountains over there where we can sit and talk this out."
All the other monsters nodded in agreement.
The monsters sat in a circle, each picking a mountain of their own to sit on; afire was made in the center thanks to Gamera. The Mind Flayer however took the mountain farthest from the fire since he liked it cold.
"It seems whoever goes up against Godzilla first will have the best chance to beat him." mused Mind Flayer.
Gamera stood up attracting everyone's attention.
"I have seniority over all of you. I've been in this game the longest so I will go first!"
The monsters got comfortable, preparing themselves to hear Gamera's plan. As Gamera began to explain he pictured in his mind an anime version of his plan.
"From above is where I shall start my attack..."
Anime Gamera enters Earth's atmosphere like a saiyan pod from DBZ, not spinning but with only his rear jets firing. He spots Anime Godzilla who looks like Dio from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure making 'Come At Me' gestures with his claws.
"But I do not fully engage him right away..."
Anime Gamera grins like Natsu from Fairy Tail and lands a fair distance away. Anime Gamera then starts to Naruto runs at him while dodging small blasts of atomic breaths.
"No. For my true purpose is to probe his defenses!"
Anime Gamera does a bunch of punches and kicks while jumping like Ed from Full Metal Alchemist.
"Then once I find a sufficient amount of data I fly off to plot my second round." He flies off like a rocket ship from Kill La Kill. "Then, once I have successfully invented a plan around my new knowledge I return! I take prey upon his weak spots and win the day!"
Anime Gamera flies back like a Gurren Lagann drill but lands like All Might from My Hero Academia. He then gets a Captain Falcon helmet placed on his head and does a mana styled Falcon Punch on Anime Godzilla's gills causing him to explode.
He then spins around and strikes a pose in a Sailor Moon outfit.
Gamera smirks. "That crown will be mine!"
"You will fail!"
It was at this moment everyone noticed the 20 sided hexagon nestled between two of the mountains. One of the sides had been opened and red glowing eyes could be seen inside.
"Your plan is flawed."
"How?" challenged Gamera. "This is the strategy I have used against all my other opponents. It has always worked! Why should it fail now?"
"Godzilla is too merciless to let such a strategy fly. When you try to fly away Godzilla will shoot you down..." Anime Godzilla opens his mouth and inside is a tiny Goku who fires a kamehameha into one of Gamera's jets causing him to crash. "at which then you'll be turned into turtle soup!"
Anime Godzilla turns into a DBS Broly version of himself and power ups knocking Anime Gamera on to the back of his shell. Anime Gamera turns into a chibi Hamtaro version of himself as he stares up at Anime Godzilla. Anime Godzilla grins down at him like Alucard from Hellsing. An anime fight dust cloud kicks up between them and Anime Gamera is left in the dead Yamcha position while Anime Godzilla stands proud with his arms crossed wearing Gurren Lagann sunglasses.
"You wouldn't stand a chance!"
Gamera growled at the mysterious being. He was about to say something but a small chuckle from one of the other monsters caught his attention.
"The ruler of the Upside Down reluctantly must agree with our dicey friend." grinned Mind Flayer. "You lack a certain cut throat attitude, a steadfast commitment to the battle at hand if you will that is required for facing an enemy such as Godzilla. Where I on the other hand have all the viciousness AND cunning to end the fight before he knows it has even begun."
Mind Flayer began to mentally picture his plan as if it were being drawn by black pastels.
"For it is the Mind Flayer that will take victory this day! The King of the Kaijus IS impressive, for that I don't think there is any doubt; but I am his better."
A pastel Godzilla walked towards a pastel Mind Flayer.
"For I shall change the battlefield to that of my choosing!" A red pastel portal opened up and sucked them both into the Upside Down. "Within my home I shall end the fight before it begins."
A bunch of gray pastel lines covered Pastel Godzilla until you couldn't see him anymore.
"With my home field advantage I shall posses him thus turning him into my brand new vessel. The title King of the Kaijus, will be mine."
"It is definitely the end for you!"
"Pardon me?" Mind Flayer raised a curious yet insulted eyebrow at their mysterious guest.
"Transporting him to your world is pointless! He's been to actual Hell, killed everything there, and then left! He survived a black hole so I have doubts your portal could actually pull him in. Besides, how were you going to get past his atomic breath?"
Pastel Godzilla charged up his atomic breath and let loose a blue pastel beam which decapitated Pastel Mind Flayer.
"Uh..."
"Not to mention his burning form."
"No no no! I don't want to think about that! I like it cold! I like it cold!"
Without him even realizing it, the Gargantuas had placed themselves next to the Mind Flayer... placing supporting hands on his shoulders.
"The Gargantuas must agree..."
"There is no way how a monster like you would succeed!"
The twins had earned the attention of all the other kaijus. With their minds synced the Gargantuas pictured their plan as cave drawings.
"Gaira shall lure Godzilla out from the sea..."
Cave Drawing Gaira ran onto the shore from the ocean and soon Cave Drawing Godzilla followed quickly after.
"From the mountain tops Sandra will have a trap waiting for he."
Cave Drawing Sandra pushes an entire mountain top onto Cave Drawing Godzilla.
"Trapped under stone and snow, this is when the two of us will strike him low."
Both Cave Drawing Garantuas stood over him with giant tree clubs, they stabbed the clubs through Cave Drawing Godzilla's gills and pop his head off with them decapitating him.
"By striking the weak point of his gills!"
"This is how we will obtain our kill!"
The twin giants shared a hearty laugh.
Of course, like with the others, the mystery monster had objections to the strategy.
"By luring him into a trap, you're on the right track. Godzilla is strong and hard to pin down,"
When the avalanche come at Cave Drawing Godzilla he releases a nuclear pulse and melts the avalanche away from him.
"By leaving him to his abilities he retains his crown!"
"ENOUGH OF THIS STUPID TALK!" roared Cloverfield.
Everyone turned their attention to Cloverfield. He hawked a loogie which killed a normal sized moose.
"Cloverfield is biggest kaiju ever, so Cloverfield has best plan! Crown belongs to Cloverfield!"
Cloverfield began to picture his plan as a child's crayon drawing.
"Stupid lizard is coming, I don't wait."
A stick figure Crayon Drawing of Godzilla derpily approached the mountains.
"BLAAARGH!"
A crayon drawing of Cloverfield bursts out of the mountains.
"He attacks with his claws, they break against my skin!"
Crayon Drawing Godzilla tries to attack but his claws disassemble into the lines they're made up of upon impact.
"And then I eat him! Eat Him! EAT HIM!"
Crayon Drawing Cloverfield tosses the imaginary king into his mouth. As soon as he started to chew Crayon Drawing Godzilla there was nothing but a bunch crayon drawn lines.
"THAT IS HOW CLOVERFIELD GETS THE CROWN! ANY QUESTIONS?!"
"Have you always been this stupid?"
"YES! I-wait. What?"
"You've underestimated your opponent. This Godzilla is a nexus for all Godzillas past, present, AND future! You have NO IDEA what you're up against!"
Crayon Drawing Godzilla performs a gravity defying drop through Crayon Drawing Cloverfield's eye like it was a window and starts to destroy his brain from the inside with a nuclear pulse.
"You will ALL fall at the feet of the King of the Monsters!"
This was one bit of criticism too far. Every monster snapped their heads in the direction of the mystery monster, with eyes of fire and promise of murderous intent. Cloverfield was the first to act, he swung his hand to crush the critic of their plans but the monster leap out of the container at the last second. A blur flew to his back and launched a five pronged blast that knocked Cloverfield off balance causing him to fall face first. Now the mystery monster was revealed to everyone, her large reptilian body had two large dragon wings, claws on the end of each limb, and a long tail sprouted out the back with a bladed point at the end. The most eye catching thing her though was her five heads, each one looked like it belong to a different dragon. There was no mistaking it, this was the main villain of Dungeons & Dragons, this was Tiamat.
"A BOARD GAME MONSTER?!" Cloverfield roared.
Cloverfield got to his feet and made a mad swipe for her but she danced around his arm in the air and slammed her feet on the bottom of his jaw forcing his mouth shut. With a mighty five pronged blast, Cloverfield was pushed backwards until his head hit the base of another mountain.
"Holy shit!" cursed Mind Flayer.
"I know about you! Nerds rave about you all the time. Tiamat is it?" asked Gamera.
"Actually no. Because of the Monsterverse produced by Legendary films I can no longer call myself "Tiamat". So instead please call me by my other name Takhisis."
Gamera leaned over to Mind Flayer. "I've heard of her. She's wicked powerful!"
"Is she the one who those heroes repeatedly try to kill just to try it again in the next installment?"
"Yes!"
"Oh my, she IS powerful!"
"I have more power and abilities than all of you put together!" snapped Takhisis.
"Seems like her mouths are powerful no matter what's flying out of them." Mind Flayer noted dryly.
"But even I cannot defeat Godzilla by myself."
"Say what?"
"The only way he can be beaten is if all of us team up to take him down."
"A team to take the crown seems wise..." started Sanda.
"But with the crown, how shall we divide?" asked Gaira.
"The crown shall go to ME! I alone will become Queen of the Kaijus!"
Everyone raised an objection to this.
"But not for the sake of having my own Kaiju movie franchise. But for my board game name. I shall offer the crown back in exchange for getting my name back! I mean did you see how they made my monster look in the comic? An eel... snake... THING with only ONE head?! It's an insult! Help me with this and I shall make sure all of you will be world ending threat characters for my franchise. Each of you will get TEN board games where you're the main villain, along with your own unique boss battles!"
"The Dungeons and Dragons franchise is quite popular. This could be an excellent way to branch out and expand our franchises." stated Mind Flayer.
"So she actually can back up her claim?" asked Gamera.
"Even I know it's a good deal!" declared Cloverfield. "But it had better work!"
"It will." assured Takhisis.
"It better!"
"It will."
"It better!"
"It will."
"It better!"
"It will."
"Okay, what's the plan?"
"First and foremost, everyone has weak spots... even Godzilla. I've watched every movie, every show, played every game, and read every comic and literary adaptation just so I could learn of his weaknesses so listen carefully..."
Later...
"This is the plan!"
The circle of monsters nodded in agreement. They had not left the circle of mountains they had planted themselves on and listened intently.
"Well it certainly sounds like a solid plan." noted Mind Flayer.
"It's a good plan. I think it'll work." agreed Gamera.
"HA! It's okay. I, Cloverfield, the largest of all kaijus would have come up with an even BETTER plan."
Takhisis raised an eyebrow at him.
Cloverfield lowered his eyelids at her.
Takhisis glared at him.
Cloverfield narrowed his eyes at her.
Takhisis glared at him with all five of her head.
"We'll go with your plan."
"Good! Gaira, you go into the ocean and hide. Alert us when he's going to make landfall. Sanda, you go into the mountains with Gamera and start shaping a stone spear. The rest of us are going to work on a fang spear from one of Cloverfield's teeth!"
Later still...
Mind Flayer and Takhisis were working on removing Cloverfield's largest fang but this required him to lay on his back and he was feeling restless. They were going at such a slow pace to be careful and Cloverfield had to lay so still he couldn't help but fidget.
"I HATE this plan. I just CAME from the dentist! Hey, Brain Fryer! How about you and me team up to take down Godzilla instead?"
"Our best chance is to exploit his weaknesses with overwhelming numbers! This is the best plan, don't be stupid!"
Cloverfield stared down at the black monster for a minute or two.
"Simple answer: Roar or no..."
*ZZZZZAAAAP! *
A lightning bolt struck Cloverfield's face forcing him to address the would be smiter.
"Keep still! Or do you want to be scarred by dental work?!" snapped Takhisis.
Cloverfield glared at Takhisis. She glared back.
"...Okay..."
Takhisis smiled.
Gaira came out of the ocean in a big hurry.
'He's coming!' Gaira thought.
Back at base camp Sanda suddenly stood up straight.
"He's coming!" announced Sanda.
"Places! Everyone!"
Cloverfield leap over some mountains and hid behind them, laying down on his belly. Gamera shot off into the sky while Sanda buried himself in the snow along with his stone spear. Gaira shot out of the ocean and ran towards the others, Mind Flayer opened up the portal to which they both jumped through.
With the portal closed Takhisis also took to the skies.
Godzilla made land fall from the sea and let out a mighty roar.
"SKREEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKKKKKK!"
Sanda popped out of the snow and hurled his stone javelin at Godzilla. Godzilla caught it with his deceptively fast reflexes, kept the momentum going by turning full circle with it before hurling it back at Sanda.
Sanda was impaled as Gamera descended from the sky spinning like a fiery Frisbee. A quick shot from Godzilla's atomic breath into one of Gamera's jets sent him crashing down.
Mind Flayer's portal opened up but Godzilla hopped on Gamera's descending shell sending him plummeting down into the Upside Down where he landed on the Mind Flayer thus closing the portal.
Gaira shot out of the ocean and into the air behind Godzilla. Armed with Cloverfield's fang he threw it like a harpoon at Godzilla's gills but a quick swing from Godzilla's sent it flipping higher up into the air.
Cloverfield lunged out from behind the mountain while Takhisis appeared from above at the same time. She fired a blast from all five of her mouths but it was deflected when Godzilla used Godzilla Earth's Asymmetrical Permeable Shield. Cloverfield's fang was still in route to her and shot through her wing sending her crashing to the ground.
Gaira tried to attack Godzilla from behind but Godzilla used the laser tail from Shin Godzilla to cut him in half.
Cloverfield made a mad grab for him, but he grabbed the hand and jumped on top and ran up his arm to the shoulder. He charged up his spines and then used Snow Godzilla's atomic breath to send Cloverfield's head through time.
Godzilla landed on the ground as Cloverfield's body fell, but he wasn't alone.
Behind him Takhisis was back on her feet, injured but still able to fight.
She glared at him with all of her heads.
Takhisis trembled for a moment as she spotted the fallen bodies of the monsters she had teamed up with.
He was right there. He had his back to her. She could still fight! There could never be a better opportunity to strike! The others though... they had been fallen and cast aside as if they were nothing.
Godzilla looked back at her, a blazing flame was trapped inside his gaze.
This Godzilla represented not just those of previous Godzillas, but that of the entire Godzilla franchise itself. This was a Godzilla, they never had a chance against to begin with.
Then... she bowed. Bowed to the one true King of the Monsters.
THE END
That's it. I know you Cloverfield fans are probably screaming at me in the reviews about how I didn't write Cloverfield right or something but it IS fanFICTION, so just say in your heads I powered him down or some nonsense. I also might not have been correct about Snow Godzilla's ability, but it was either that or having Godzilla whisper to the monster "Your franchise isn't even about you" making his head explode... Sorry. Moving on... I also ask you give me a little wiggle room when it comes to Takhisis, I've never played D&D in my life. Ending could've been a little more polished I suppose... Oh well. If you enjoyed it, leave me a review.
