Prophesied child
"Divine/large beings speaking"
'Divine/large beings thinking'
"Normal talking"
'Normal thinking'
" Action"
Disclaimer:
This work is not me trying to offend someone
And naruto isn't mine
Naruto pov
6th month later
Being a baby is not that bad, yeah maybe there is some small problem regarding that I have an uncontrollable motor reflex and digestive system other than that everything is fine and dandy. I'm surprised there is no major problem of me reincarnating into this world major not minor for some reason the air around me feels thick how can I explain this it's a presence and energy If that makes sense and the feeling is crack to 30% every time the Anbu nanny(yes I'm calling her that) try to feed me, so I concluded that this goopy energy feeling is chakra easy enough to conclude I don't need a monologue about sensing chakra so that made me an unnatural chakra sensor nice thank you chakraless previous world.
And speaking about the Anbu nanny she is surprisingly gentle with me her inexperience is visible sometimes when it comes to baby food and you know that action performed by a woman to feed a baby before you ask yes it's weird, but I have already accepted it in the first week of my new life talking about food "bwahaha bwahh" I'm sorry anbu nanny but I'm hungry and require sustenance ahh she is asleep okay now I feel bad.
"Wha what"her hair is a mess even with the mask on I can still see her fatigue.
"Food again, sigh, I'm not going to have a baby until at least a few more years because of this." Now I feel really bad.
"Why does father assign me to this mission" the only word I can understand from her is father yes I don't understand Japanese yet but I'm learning slowly
'Status'
Main
Indicator
Health:
200 hp
Chakra:
10000 cp
Chakra control:
Less 1%
Intelligence
:genius
Speed:
Baby
'Wait what genius? How in my previous life I'm not a genius, ohh God did say all Naruto's potential will merge with me. Wait, Naruto is a genius?' But that doesn't make any sense naruto is dead last in his class so how can…. ahh pranks and not a sufficient parental figure considering naruto's achievement yeah he is a genius.
Tajuu Kage Bunshin in 2 hour
Rasengan less than 1 month
Making an S rank forbidden jutsu in 1 week
Sage mode in 1 week
"His learning curve is insane"
'Hmmm, how about my other abilities?'
'Skills:communicating.'
Skills
LANGUAGE
English:85%
Japanese:5%
Speaking:2%
I know the language but I can't speak it so speaking is my proficiency. Wait when god said my hud can see my progression does he mean all of them?.
'Status:digestive.'
Skills
DIGESTIVE
Urinating:50%
Excre-
'Close close close'
Yep, and I can only make the hud appear in English thank God imagine when I have to report my status.
Main
Indicator
Health:
200 hp
Chakra:
10000 cp
Chakra control:
Less 1%
Intelligence
:genius
Speed:
Baby
' Sigh, close, report when I'm reporting to the hokage.'
Other than food I also pray to God to save my friends and family every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. I don't know which holy day is the correct one so I pray every morning so they can avoid the eternal suffering of hell. I hope that will be enough to save them.
Trying to crawl is fun. I feel like a snek he snek, but every time I try to crawl like a snek the Anbu nanny decides to become meany and pick me up. like, c'mon lady, the only fun thing I can do in this room is to crawl like a snek but noooo you decide that I was having too much fun so I show her with the angriest face I can muster.
"Sometimes I can't decide if you are Satan reborn or the most adorable baby I have ever seen" The only word I can understand from her is baby….. which I will presume she is also being a meany to me right now so I become more anger warhhhh.
" Chuckles, ok I decided you are an adorable satanic baby."
"C'mon let's see the hokage my time taking care of you is done." again I don't understand one bit but she sounded kinda happy.
Hiruzen pov
'Kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me' when I said the budget is going to be a mess in the next 4 years is such an understatement it's not even funny what I meant is….I have no good analogy for my position right now that's how bad it is.
"Sigh" knock knock
'Distraction my chance for procrastinating.'
"Come in ahh Akari, what is my daughter's purpose to visit her old man?" young naruto appears to be sleeping in her arms.
"Reporting a mission completion hokage-sama." She said tiredly.
Hmm "gorilla report"
"Mission to protect and nurture young Uzumaki naruto is complete."
"Hmph good any other information."
"I will never have a child until a few years down the line." wait what.
"B-but my grand-"
"Few years down the line, father ." sigh well that was disappointing.
"Besides that, he is an odd baby."I narrowed my eyes with that statement.
"What do you mean by odd Akari?"
"Well every 5 or 6 in the morning his eyes are shut but he is not sleeping and just being quiet for the next 40 minutes and it's always on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays it's the only time I can rest properly. " that is odd
"Any other news"
"Well, he is extremely smart for a baby and energetic. He likes to crawl in the middle of the night." ooh boy, I can hear her pain.
"Good, Has Naruto been registered at the orphanage?"
"Not yet hokage-sama."
"I will handle it, Gorilla report to Dragon and requests reassignment."With that, he handed me over young naruto and left the room.
'Grandchildren' "sigh"
"Inu" a figure with silver hair appears as I say those words.
"Yes, hokage-sama."
"Follow me"
"Bwah" it appears young naruto is awake
He looks so similar to Minato
"Da ba da"
"I think he likes you Kakashi"
"..."
"Sigh"
"Don't hide in the shadow of Kakashi. I want to talk to you on the way to the orphanage."
Sometimes later
I need this walk down the street of Konoha naruto seems to be excited lately things have become too hectic the distribution of food for the affected by the attack is chaos the supplier is trying to gouge the price because of Konoha circumstances we are now too stretched thin to solve this problem and have to pay the unfair price for the food Danzo suggest using root to intimidate the supplier but koharu, Homura and me already shot down the idea it's not a good move to antagonize the people you are dependent on feeding your population.
"I have an assignment for you, this mission will last for 3 years." Why is Naruto trying to grab Kakashi's hair?
"..."
"I want you to protect Naruto in the shadows if you are not on duty." "whaaa" looks like young naruto is successful in his endeavor
"Hmmph, and if I'm on duty hokage-sama?" And there goes the hold
"Find someone you trust to watch him when you are on duty and try to stay in the shadows."
" Nod" good hopefully this will save Kakashi from his self-pity.
"We're here" the orphanage is an old building constructed in the era of the first hokage. Is that wood rotting? 'Reminder to increase the funding of the orphanage in the next budget meeting' with the influx of new occupants the orphanage must be barely in operating procedure because of the Kyuubi incident.
"Hokage-sama… is this a good idea?" Even Kakashi is doubtful hell, even Danzo, koharu, and Homura are doubtful.
"No Kakashi this is not a good idea, but unfortunately this is the only idea I have to avoid suspicion for naruto." if we have a foreign ninja sees a blond kid living with someone associated with the 4th hokage it's not hard to put things together, in fact, the only saving grace for naruto right now is his identity as a jinchuuriki that is saving him the idea of a Kyuubi jinchuuriki is also the son of the yellow flash and red hot habanero is so unbelievable to the general populace and if that belief is being questioned it can cause the 4th shinobi world war if we are not careful.
"This is going to be a mess." yes yes indeed Kakashi.
Keiri pov
Keiri is a nun in the orphanage she and urushi is the only one left to watch over the children after nono left to save kabuto with the influx of new children in the orphanage operational activity is severely limited and barely staying afloat
"I just hope we have more funding from the village, sigh"knock knock
"Hmm wait a second" I hope its people looking for adoption the orphanage is barely staying afloat and this kid deserves a better place
"Keiri"
"Hh hokage sama." is that a child, more accurately that child.
"Can we come in, there is something to be discussed."
"Of course hokage-sama." With that, I escorted the sandaime and his Anbu guard to our record office.
"Inu secure the building" the Anbu guard disappear but more importantly why did sandaime-sama bring that child in here don't mistake me as a fool I know what is the difference between a kunai and a scroll people with shinobi as their family member here knows even though I'm not a ninja this is still a ninja village some knowledge will trickle down to the civilian populace, but still how long will the seal hold is the real question 90% of the people that understand the child circumstances is still doubting the strength of the seal that the 4th hokage put in that child he was tired and battered both physically and mentally as his newborn son and wife just died mere minutes after the start of the Kyuubi attack.
"Hokage sama that child." Is he dangerous?
"It's ok Keiri, me and Jiraiya have already checked the seal." hmmm
"So why?"
"Because your village needs you right now, this is a secret of the highest order but I will tell you because you are the woman that will raise this child will you listen to me?"
" Nod" secret of the highest order?
"This is the child of my successor and his wife." I widen my eyes at that revelation.
"Fourth ho-"
"Shhh keep it a secret if the true parentage of this child is revealed too soon it will spark the next shinobi world war."
"He has already sacrificed everything for Konoha, even his child because he believes that Konoha will take care of this child don't waste him and his wife's sacrifice."
"I will take care of that child hokage sama."
"Naruto"
"?"
"His name is Naruto Uzumaki."
"Well then welcome to my care naruto" what a weird name.
OMAKE
'Kill me kill me kill me kill kill me' when I said the budget is going to be a mess in the next 4 years is such an understatement it's not even funny what I meant is I have no good analogy for my position right now that's how bad it is
"Sigh" knock knock
'Distraction my chance for procrastinating'
"Come in"
"Hiruzen" no no no no no nooooooooo
"Trade minister Fujiwara am I happy to see you" no go away you monster can't you see I'm busy.
"Of course hiruzen but there is something we must discuss" no no no
"Father, ohh I see you are busy I will talk to you another time" Akari wait save me
Bam
'Why is naruto looking at me weirdly hell no I'm going in there, yes I made the right call'
WILL HIRUZEN SURVIVE HIS LATE TENURE AS HOKAGE FIND OUT IN
Ok I stop
And done bwahaha
