My first fic. This is just a gag fanfic. Its comedy (Or atleast I hope). It's pretty much inspired by Sight from AO3 and in awe of which cannot be seen, please support those fics as you may see some similar moments to it. I really enjoyed those fics and so just enjoy (Or maybe not. Goodness, I need to go to therapy for this negativity)

Ichigo was just 9 years old when he met this old man. The old man was clad in black and had orange sunglasses, he had dark wavy hair as he was standing beside Ichigo. The old man introduced himself as "Zangetsu". Ichigo told this to his mom and dad, but of course, no one exactly saw him nor even felt him. His mom and dad just called him his "Imaginary friend" but he didn't believe it of course, because he saw someone also similar to Zangetsu, it was a soul, not that he would knew of course.

But the old man was always with him, it was as if he was the grandfather that he never had. Zangetsu had told him all about the soul society, the hollows, the shinigamis. Of course at first he didn't exactly believe him, but as time passed by he just believed him.

Now Ichigo is 15 and he was on his room just lying on the bed seemingly having a conversation with thin air. Now it isn't thin air, it was Zangetsu. Just then he heard a swOoOoOosh sound coming from the window and he instantly snapped his neck and saw a petite girl with black short hair. Behind her was a woman wearing a white kimono and had snow white hair, she was beautiful if anyone saw her, but luckily Ichigo is no simp.

"Hey! Who the hell are you?" Ichigo yelled while lying on the bed, the woman with white hair just glared at her with her icy looks, and then turned away, ignoring him as if he was never there. Ichigo stood up as he then cocked back his legs and then shot it out like a gun, not even knowing that he put some reiatsu on it. The leg hit the woman and she was sent flying ungracefully, she raised her head while having so many questions. The other girl who could not see the woman for some reason, was looking at him like he was crazy. But she just ignored him, Ichigo then also kicked the petite girl making her hit the floor.

The two then looked at him as if he was the most craziest man on earth. "You… You could see me, you kicked m-me too!?" She asked while staring at the man, the woman on her side was also widening her eyes.

"Yeah yeah! Now shut up and then tell me why you are here!" Ichigo shouted and they both stood up. The white woman didn't even speak as the petite girl said "Shinigami". Instantly, a leg was planted on her face. She was, once more, sent back ungracefully.

"What was that for!" She raised her head and then glared at Ichigo who as scowling.

"I already know about Shinigamis you idiot" He scowled deeper as he then pointed to thin air, on Rukia's point of view. Sode no Shirayuki widened her eyes, Impossible! No one can see us Zanpakutos!? She thought to herself. "There's nothing there." She deadpanned as a kick was once more planted to her face "Oof! What is wrong with you and kicking me!?" She yelled and then Ichigo just ignored her

"You! Who are you!?" He yelled, Sode no Shirayuki flinched. "Impossible". She said slowly, in disbelief as Ichigo then looked at her and facepalmed "Look… Just answer my question"

"I am Sode No Shirayuki" She introduced herself, putting a hand on her chest while doing so. "Fancy name, not a fan of it. Change your name" He said nonchalantly making the woman widened her eyes and then slap him. "Oof! It was a joke okay!?" The petite girl who was watching the scene had so many questions. The woman then just scoffed as she turned away from Ichigo "Anyways, Sode No Shirayuk. Tell me why you are here?"

"WAIT WAIT!" The petite girl interrupted, Ichigo just scowled. "What?" Ichigo asked while looking at the girl. "Y-you said Sode No Shirayuki just right now didn't you?" She asked, disbelief laced in her sentence "Yeah? I did and so?" Ichigo just said nonchalantly as Rukia widened her eyes, impossible. Totally impossible "H-How"

"How!? You blind!? She's right over there!" Ichigo pointed at thin air, in Rukia's eyes. Ichigo as pointing at where Sode no Shirayuki is, though Rukia can't see her

Zangetsu Ossan then put his hand on Ichigo's shoulder. "Ichigo, I believed I have told you that Shinigamis cannot see their own Zanpakutos, they can only see them on their inner world" Zangetsu informed and then Ichigo just nodded "Alright alright, I forgot. Shinigamis can't see their own Zanpakutos"

Suddenly then a demonic screech was hard. Rukia quickly just widened her eyes. She jumped and then ran towards going down the stairs. Ichigo followed as he too also jumped. "Wait!" He yelled but Rukia was fast.

Ichigo then landed on his feet. And the thing that he saw was a monster. It had a white mask and large body.