Hogan's Heroes Fan Story, Season 7, Episode 4/5? "Return of the Blue Baron!"

Sunlight shines between the trees, casting long shadows on this clear, cool morning.

Schultz paces between rows of prisoners in front of barracks 2, counting under his breath, "Eins, zwei, drie, vier…"

Commandant Klink marches out of his office, monocle and all, with his riding crop tucked neatly under his left arm and flanked by two of Stalag 13's finest. He stops abruptly in roughly the center of the compound and shouts, "Report!"

Schultz comes to attention, salutes the Commandant and replies, "Herr Kommandant!, all present and accounted for!"

Klink replies, "Very good Sergeant." He glares at the prisoners with his customary scowl before shouting, "Dismissed!"

This was as typical a morning as any at Camp 13, the kind that most of the prisoners could describe in their sleep. A monotonous ritual which had contributed greatly to the monotonous life of many of the prisoners. Although a great number of the men in Stalag 13 were acutely aware of the work that was going on in the camp, many of them had in fact played significant roles in that work, still they suffered through long periods of time with little to do. But this day would in fact not end the way it had begun, for in a short while excitement would spread from one end of the camp to the other like wild fire.

James Kinchloe, the calm, sensible and reliable Sergeant has become the person on whom Colonel Hogan relies the most. Hogan refers to 'Kinch' as being "In charge of Operations", a title most deserved and hard earned. Among his many duties is being in charge of communications and today, like most others he is stationed at his radio, receiving all the latest news from London. Although the prisoners at Stalag 13 have many tools and tricks, the radio is perhaps their most valued life line. It has delivered critical instructions, momentous news and has played a key role in most of the team's most crucial operations. And now that the war has entered a decidedly different stage, where the Allies are firmly in control, the radio will be a very important tool in paving the way to liberation.

These days the prisoners have good reason to look forward to liberation and most of them believed that it would indeed come soon. Easily the question that Colonel Hogan was most often asked these days was "How soon do you think it will be over?" And his answer, typically conservative and cautious would usually be, "Within the next year, perhaps."

Paris had fallen and Lebeau had not yet returned to the camp from the Capital. Colonel Hogan granted his loyal Frenchmen and Cook a leave of sorts to visit Paris and witness the German capitulation first hand.

Kinch removes his headset and places it on the desk in front of him, Hogan stands with his arms crossed, awaiting the daily report…

Kinch begins his point by point report, "Allies advancing into Italian mainland, German resistance spotty. Allies moving into Belgium, First Canadian Army to make main assault, coordinate with Belgian Underground, obtain information on German strength, specifically air defense if possible. Next communication 14:30."

Hogan strokes his chin, "Okay Kinch, let's get in touch with our German underground partners and see if they can provide us with a contact for the Belgian group. And radio Lebeau and tell him he better hightail it back here! If something happens to Schultz, it will take them about 10 minutes to realize Lebeau isn't here! I've let him have his fun but we need him back here and fast!"

Kinch nods, "Okay, I'll get on that right away Colonel."

Hogan heads for the ladder and reminds Kinch, "I'll be at the football game if you need me."

Later that day, the men are seated around the table in their barracks having their dinner. Without Lebeau, the food is barely tolerable.

Cater complains, "It's not fair. A few days ago we were having steak a la..a la…board…board lazy…"

Kinch helps his buddy out, "That's 'steak a la bordelaise".

Carter, "Yeah, that's it, thanks Kinch. And now we are stuck eating rations!?"

Hogan reminds everyone, "I'm not enjoying it any more than any of you but you all saw Lebeau when he heard Paris was on the verge of liberation. There was no way I could stop him from going. And he's earned it."

Newkirk agrees, "Right you are Colonel, Louis earned the right to be there and I'd not have the 'art to be the one to tell him he can't go."

Kinch says, "Yeah, imagine if that had been Washington D.C. can you imagine waiting all those years for liberation and then not being there when it happened?"

Hogan agrees, "Exactly right. And for all those reasons, I told him to go, so if we have to put up with some slop for a while, I think it's a price worth paying."

Just then the bunk pops open and Olsen climbs out and is completely out of breath as he then turns to help someone else out of the tunnel. The boys look on, trying to figure out what this is about. Olsen leads a figure in a long, dark coat out of the tunnel with a hood covering their head, as the figure turns toward the table, the men recognize the beautiful art gallery curator, Rhona. The boys spring from their seats and charge toward the two surrounding them, bombarding them with questions and words of welcome. Olsen, still out of breath, signals 'one' with just his index finger, asking the boys to wait. Another person is climbing up the ladder, easily recognizable as Maurice Dubois, the underground member who has worked with Hogan and his men numerous times in the past. The men are in shock!

Newkirk quips, "Right mates, we're hosting a party!"

Carter replies, "We're going to have to put up the 'No Vacancy' sign tonight!"

But just then yet another person begins to make their way up the ladder! Hogan puts both hands on his head, "What in the name of George S. Patton is going on here?"

Out of the tunnel comes Albens, the underground leader from Belgium! He had once been brought into Stalag 13 by Major Hochstetter and put into solitary with three other of the major underground leaders. The men all stand with their jaws virtually on the floor, unable to summon any of the hundreds of questions running through their collective minds.

Hogan then says, "Welcome Rhona, wonderful to see you again, Albens, how are you?, Dubois, come in my friend. Now Olsen, please tell me there's no one else down there waiting to come up!"

Olsen catches his breath and explains, "Colonel, I was down in the tunnel and I heard someone come in through the tree stump. I grabbed a pistol and took up a position and waited to see who it was and could hear people running. I was expecting the worst and braced for trouble but then heard them talking and recognized Dubois' voice."

Hogan pats him on the back, "Good work Olsen, you played it perfectly." He then turns to Rhona and Maurice but before he can speak Rhona explains,
"Colonel Hogan, I'm so sorry to have come here unannounced but it was urgent."

Albens speaks up, "Colonel Hogan, please forgive me, it's my fault we are here."

Hogan calmly replies, "It's okay Albens but what is this all about, what's Dubois doing here?"

Dubois shrugs, "Mon amis, just hours ago I received an urgent call from Rhona telling me she had an important 'guest' (guest is a code word in the underground for an important contact)." someone who had to be brought here tout de suite!"

Rhona continues urgently, "We could not use the radio because the Gestapo has had radio detection units all over the area, looking for this man." She points at Albens.

Albens shakes his head, "When I left the camp the last time I was here, when you convinced the Germans the war was over, I made my way into Switzerland. But as the Allies moved closer and closer to Belgium, I had to make an attempt to return to help in my homeland's liberation!"

Rhona adds, "But the Gestapo was informed of his presence and they have been chasing him ever since!"

Hogan shakes his head, "And with the Gestapo on your trial you lead them right to us and our operation!?

Dubious apologies, "Colonel Hogan, there really was no other option for us. You are the only hope we have for this man."

Albens adds, "I would never jeopardize your operation here Colonel Hogan, if it comes to it, I would sooner surrender myself to the Germans than allow them to catch me here."

Hogan realizes he had been harsh, "Alright, listen I'm sorry. Just caught me off balance and who wouldn't get jumpy at the mention of the Gestapo right?"

Kinch interjects, "So let me get this straight, Albens, you were on your way back to Belgium but the Gestapo got on your tail so you went to the Art Gallery, knowing it was a safe house and then you, Rhona contacted Dubois to help get him into Stalag 13 because you couldn't radio because the Gestapo has been using radio detection units in the area of the Art Gallery?"

Albens nods, "Yes, that is it. All I wish to do is return to Belgium to help with the liberation."

Hogan remembers, "Well we got some good news on that front this morning on the radio. The Allies are pushing into Belgium and the Canadians are making the assault, which should happen in the next few days."

Albens reacts, "That is wonderful news! I have waited for 5 years for this moment! I would give anything to be there!"

Carter had taken up his position at the door, as lookout and as he notices something he turns to the group, "Holy mackerel! The Gestapo just came into camp, it looks like Hochstetter's car!"

Newkirk exclaims, "Bloody marvelous! Now what?"

Kinch says to Hogan, "Sir, we better get these folks down into the tunnel and figure out how we're gonna prevent Hochstetter from finding Lebeau isn't in camp!"

Hogan, "Why is it that guy always seems to show up at the worst possible moment? He's right though, you all get down into the tunnel and sit tight while we figure things out up here."

Newkirk guides the three visitors down into the tunnel as Hogan and Kinch make their way back to the office. Hogan sits on his lower bunk as Kinch leans on the window sill and takes a deep breath "Man, we have been in some pickles before but this one might do us in!"

Hogan takes his hat off and runs his fingers through his hair, "You're right about that, we are really up against it."

Kinch cuts him off, "Please don't say things like that. When it comes to the Gestapo, the only 'up against it' they know is up against the wall with a blindfold and cigarette."

Kinch squints his eyes as he glares out toward the fence, "I don't believe it!"

Hogan jumps to his feet, "What? What now!?"

Kinch, "Lebeau! Lebeau is out there! He is almost at the tree trunk!"

Hogan sounds relieved as he speculates, "We might be saved by the bell after all!"

Colonel Robert Hogan has a special talent and that talent is the main reason why he is the commanding officer of this unit. He has the uncanny ability to formulate plans, often elaborate ones, in his head, in just a few seconds and in the midst of chaos. And once again it seems as though he has called on this capability once again. He quickly explains how he wants to handle things and just as he finishes, Carter comes running through the door, "Sir! Klink and Hochstetter are heading right for the barracks!"

Hogan's voice cracks as he shouts in disbelief, "This barracks? You mean our barracks?"

Kinch looks skyward and extends his arms out to the side, "Now that is trouble!"

Hogan exits his office, Kinch follows a moment later, Just then Sergeant Schultz opens the barracks door and shouts, "Achtung, Achtung, prisoners come to attention for barracks inspection!, Achtung!, achtung!, schnell! Schnel!l, come to attention for inspection! Colonel Klink and Major Hochstetter will inspect the barracks at once!"

Hogan arrives at the door just as Klink and Hochstetter come in. The prisoners are lining up in front of their beds as Hogan addresses the Colonel, "Herr Kommandant, Major, nice of you to drop by. Lovely evening, isn't it?" Klink snaps, "Nevermind the amenities Hogan, the Major is here on serious business!"

Hogan smiles, "Is that true Major? Anything we can do to help?"

As the men talk, Schultz is making his way around the room, counting the prisoners.

Hochstetter sneers, "The Gestapo doesn't need help from prisoners!"

Hogan retorts, "Well I just assumed."

Hochstetter bites, "Assumed what Hogan?"

Hogan continues, "Well, the way the war is going I just assumed the Gestapo was in the same spot as the German army and could use a helping hand!" The prisoners try to stifle their chuckles around the room.

Hochstetter snaps, "Bahhhh!"

Klink turns to Schultz, "Report Sergeant!"

Schultz hurriedly shuffles over with a confused, worried expression on his face, "Jawohl Herr Kommandant! I beg to report…there is a man missing Herr Komandant!"

Hochstetter looks at Klink, "Ah, we have discovered something in your 'perfect camp' Klink!"

Klink looks both shocked and bewildered, "WHAT? Are you saying there has been an escape!?"

Schultz confirms, "Jawohl Herr Kommandant, the prisoner Lebeau is missing!"

Hochstetter savors his chance to gloat, "Ach so! Lebeau is gone, how do you explain this Kommandant!?"

Klink turns toward Hogan and repeats, "How do you explain this, Hogan?"

Hogan seems deflated, "Yes sir, I must admit Lebeau isn't here."

Hochstetter orders, "I am going to your office to report this to Berlin Klink, would you care to follow me or would you rather go to your quarters and start packing?"

Klink nervously asks, "Packing?"

Hochstetter sarcastically, "Yes Herr Kommandant, if we are lucky you could be on a train to the Russian front first thing in the morning!" And with that he storms out.

Klink angrily tells Hogan, "I'll deal with you later, Hogan!" and hurries out after Hochstetter, Schultz follows.

Hogan begins giving instructions, as a conductor in an orchestra, "Carter, watch the door, Kinch, get down in the tunnel and tell Lebeau I want him to come out of the tunnel in Klink's quarters in about 10 minutes, you know the rest. Newkirk, you head down below too, let our guests know the score, tell them to just sit tight. Then I want you to intercept that phone call Hochstetter is going to make."

Newkirk remarks, "Blimey! What am I doing that for? And Lebeau!? He's back?"

Hogan continues, "It's no problem! We just need to stall for a while, the last thing we need is Hochstetter's Gestapo goons coming here and sniffing around. All you have to do is accept his report and hang up. Lebeau was just getting to the tree stump when Klink and Hochstetter came in."

Kinch rushes to the bunk and opens the ladder, "Got it."

Newkirk follows him, shaking his head in disbelief, "Righto gov'ner"

Hogan takes a deep breath as Carter asks, "Boy sir, are you sure you know what you're doing?"

Hogan sighs, "Do you have a better idea Carter?"

Carter pauses before saying, "Well sir, I don't even know the plan so how about I wait until I see how it turns out before I answer?"

Hogan rolls his eyes before heading out the door.

In the compound, Hogan finds Sergeant Schultz and before he can say a word, Schultz puts his hand out, "Halt! Please Colonel Hogan, please don't ask because I know NOTHING! Nothing!"

Hogan shakes his head, "Schultz! Relax, I don't want to ask you anything. The last thing I would want to do is get you into any trouble with the Commandant."

Schultz smiles, "Really? Oh Colonel Hogan, you are such a nice man for an officer!"

Hogan replies, "Actually Schultz, I was just thinking, what if Lebeau isn't the only prisoner missing?"

Schultz looks startled, "What do you mean, are there others missing?"

Hogan shrugs his shoulders, "Well you can't be too sure, can you? Hey, what if you were to suggest a roll call and that way if there are any other men missing, you'll be a big shot and who knows, maybe you'll be rewarded! Maybe even promoted!"

Schultz's eyes widen, "Promoted!?"

Schultz puts his free hand on his helmet as though to keep it from falling off as he runs off toward the Commandant's office as fast as he can.

Meanwhile in Klink's office Hochstetter is sitting at the desk while Klink hangs up his coat and begins to pace nervously.

Hochstetter picks up the phone, "Yes, this is Major Hochstetter, put me through to Gestapo Headquarters in Hammelburg, I wish to speak to Colonel Bomberg."

Klink in desperation offers, "You know Major, it's possible that Lebeau will be recaptured! You know no one has ever escaped from Stalag 13!"

Hochstetter looks at Klink until Klink realizes his faux pas, "Well, until this…but even one escape in all my years as commandant, that's not bad you know!"

Hochstetter replies, "We will let headquarters be the judge of that."

Newkirk answers the phone, "Ja hallo, this is Major Stimmer speaking, Gestapo Headquarters."

Hochstetter pauses, thinking to himself that he's heard that name before…"Ja, this is Major Hochstetter, I wish to speak to Colonel Bomberg please."

Newkirk pushes his luck as he replies, "Ja, please hold for a moment, the Colonel is in his office with the repair men."
Hochstetter asks, "Repair men? Was the building damaged in last night's bombing raid?"

Newkirk chuckles, "Nien, nien, they are here doing electrical work and repairing the Colonel's damaged office chandelier."

Hochstetter shifts uncomfortably in his chair, "Ja, I will hold."

Just then there is a knock at the door, without thinking Klink shouts, "Come in!"

Schultz comes through the door and comes to attention, "Herr Kommandant, Major Hochstetter, I have a report and with your permission sir, a suggestion."

Hochstetter is disinterested and he puts his hand over his ear and swings the chair around, facing away from Klink and Schultz.

Klink complains, "Ah Schultz I don't want to hear your report and I certainly am not in the mood for any of your suggestions!"

Schultz persists, "But sir! It is urgent!"

Klink, in no mood to argue, gives in, "Alright, alright Schultz what is it then?"

Schultz proudly says, "Herr Kommandant, it occurred to me that if one prisoner is missing, it is possible there are more missing!" Schultz stands smiling, proud of himself as he waits for a response.

Klink looks at Schultz and annoyingly exclaims, "And that is good news!?"

Schultz continues, "But Herr Kommandant! If there is a surprise roll call, we will know if there are any more prisoners missing!"

Klink strokes his chin, "That's not a bad idea Schultz. Are you certain this was your idea? You know how I feel about my men taking credit for other people's work!"

Schutlz assures his commanding officer, "Oh absolutely, Herr Kommandant!"

Hochstetter finishes his report to the bogus headquarters and hangs up the phone.

Klink then says, "Major, I had a thought."

Hochstetter sneers, "Oh really? That is very encouraging Klink!"

Klink continues, "What if we were to call a surprise roll call just to make sure Lebeau is the only prisoner missing?"

Schultz's eyes widen and he looks at the back of Klink's head with contempt.

Hochstetter tilts his head contemplatively, "You may have a good idea there Klink. Are you sure this was your idea?"

Klink nods, "Of course Major.

Schultz starts to interrupt, "But Herr Komm"

Klink stops him, "Never mind Schultz, just get out there and start the roll call!"

Klink then suggests to the Major, "Shall we, sir?" And he motions toward the door, shoving Schultz out with one hand as he steers Hochstetter with the other.

Achtung! Achtung! Roll Call! Roll Call!, All prisoners assemble in the compound immediately!" Guards shout and push and grab as the prisoners are all assembled hurriedly.

Hochstetter and Klink stand in the center of the compound as the guards each count their respective barracks and report to Sergeant Schultz.

After a few minutes Schutlz marches toward the office, faces Klink and Hochstetter and shouts, "Herr Kommandant, all present and accounted for! Uhh, except Corporal Lebeau."

Klink addresses the prisoners, "As I'm sure you have heard by now, one of our prisoners has foolishly attempted to leave us."

Just then the prisoners erupt in a moch cheer.

Schultz shouts, "Achtung! Be Quiet!"

Major Hochstetter then adds, "Do not celebrate too quickly, I warn you the Gestapo will surround this camp with a band of steel! The prisoner will be recaptured!"

Hogan sarcastically asks, "Dead or alive?"

Hochstetter responds, "Exactly!"

The prisoners jeer and boo…but then, suddenly heads begin to turn, first one or two and then more, prisoners nudge one another and begin to chatter and some are pointing in the direction of Klink's quarters.

Suddenly Schultz recognizes someone coming out of Klink's quarters and shouts, "It's Lebeau!" The prisoners are louder now, a mix of conversation, laughing and applause. Klink and Hochstetter run toward Lebeau, Hogan is close behind.

Shultz points his rifle at the little Frenchman, "Halt! Do not move, you are surrounded!"

Lebeau shrugs, "Schutlz, I'm right here in the middle of the camp!"

Klink points at Lebeau, "What is the meaning of this Corporal! I demand an explanation!"

Hogan calmly says, "What's the trouble sir?"

Klink incredulously shouts, "What's the trouble!? You told me this man had escaped and now here he is! And just what were you doing in my quarters!?"

Hogan says, "I never said any such thing, Commandant."

Klink shouts, "You certainly did! You said that…"

Hogan interrupts, "I said that he wasn't here, as in, he wasn't here in the barracks. I never said anything about him escaping."

Klink shouts at Lebeau, "I am still waiting for an explanation cockroach!"

Lebeau shrugs, "Didn't Sergeant Schultz tell you? I was ordered to clean the Commandant's quarters."

Everyone looks at Schutlz whose face turns pale.

Hochstetter grumbles, "Arrggghhh, dummkopf!" and storms off.

Hogan puts his arm around Lebeau's shoulders and smiles, "Nice work Louis, welcome home." Carter, Newkirk and Kinch all gather to welcome their friend back into the fold and the five men walk back toward the barracks.

Back in the tunnel, the Heroes, minus Carter, who is manning things topside, meet with Albens, Rhona and Dubois to discuss the situation.

Hogan observes, "Well the good news is that now that Hochstetter knows there hasn't been any escape, he doesn't have any reason to hang around anymore."

Kinch, "Yeah, with any luck he should be out of the way before dark."

Lebeau, "I'm sorry if I caused any trouble mon amis."

Hogan assures him, "Don't worry Louis, it wouldn't have been a problem except it was one of those times when everything happens at once. You're back now and that's all that counts."

Hogan turns to Albens, "The one thing I don't follow, why didn't you just go directly to Belgium from Switzerland?"

Albens, "I considered that option Colonel, but that would mean crossing into occupied France and then crossing into occupied Belgium. I might sneak through once but the odds of getting through twice were against me. I want to get to my country and help in its liberation, waiting for the allies to do the dirty work first was not something I could do."

Hogan nods, "That's a good point. Two border crossings would definitely be tempting fate. You're a good man and we will do whatever it takes to help you."

Lebeau asks, "But how, mon Colonel?"

Hogan furrows his brow and pauses for a moment before saying, "Before we worry about how we're going to get him into Belgium, we should first figure out how we're going to get some information about the German forces defending Belgium to send with him."

Suddenly the trap door to the bunk swings open and Carter's voice can be heard shouting, "Colonel Hogan, you better get up here right away boy!...uh sir." Hogan signals Kinch, Newkirk and Lebeau to follow him and tells Dubois, "You and the others sit tight, we'll be back soon."

Hogan climbs up the ladder and comes up into the barracks, Olsen is manning lookout at the door and he points toward the office, "He's in there sir." The four men enter Hogan's office where Carter has the coffee pot activated as he sits and hurriedly jots down notes on a blue pad of paper. Hogan detects Klink's voice on the phone with another voice he recognizes but doesn't immediately identify.

Klink on the phone, "Yes sir, I assure you I will give you my complete cooperation!"

The voice on the phone replies, "Very well Klink, but let me remind you this is your last chance! If you make me regret calling upon you for this, you will find yourself reassigned, to the Russian front!" Click, the phone disconnects.

Newkirk snaps his fingers as he strains to remember, "I know that voice, I'd bet bloody anything I've heard that voice before!"

Lebeau agrees, "Moi aussi!", meaning (me too).

Carter exclaims, "Whew!" as he stops writing and looks up at the gang.

Kinch asks, "What's going on here Andrew?"

Carter looks at Hogan and begins his report, "A little while ago Hochstetter left the camp. Now, that made Klink happy…but you see that didn't last long because then…

Newkirk swats at Carter with his cap, "Just drop the blasted editorial and tell us what is going on!"

Carter looks at Hogan, "Sir, a few minutes ago the Blue Baron called Klink!"

Lebeau, Kinch, Newkirk and Hogan all react to the news.

Hogan says, "You know, I was in the commandant's office when the Blue Baron left the last time. In fact, he had come here just to tell Klink that he was a jinx and he never wanted to hear from him again, he even made it an order!"

Carter, now looking worried, "Well he gave him more orders today sir."

Hogan looks at Carter, "Yeah? So what did he say, Carter?"

Carter shakes his head, "I just hate to be the bearer of bad news, that's all."

Kinch, "Well bad news or not Andrew, we'll never find out unless you tell us!"

Carter nods, "General Richter ordered Klink to question any and all Air Force personnel in the camp to get as much information as possible about our newest planes and their capabilities."

Lebeau gasps, "Mon Dieu!"

Hogan reminds his men, "Alright, lets stay calm men. Carter, what else did he say?"

Carter looks at his notes, "Von Richter is working on some plan called 'Operation Bodenplatte' and he needs to know as much information as he can about Allied planes and flying tactics."

Kinch asks, "What do you think it's all about Colonel?"

Hogan answers with a question, "Do any of you remember which squadron the Baron was leading when he came here last?"

Newkirk replies, "It was the 16th squadron. The only reason I remember is I recall the gag you used on Langenscheidt to trick him into telling you hahaha!"

Hogan looks at Kinch, "Okay Kinch, get on the radio to London and see what you can find out about the present assignment of that 16th squadron. And tell them about that Operation Bodenplatte." Hogan proceeds to explain to the men how he wants them to handle Klink, in case any of them are questioned.

Newkirk and Carter are seated at the table, as Lebeau warms coffee on the stove. Carter stands watch at the door, where he turns and informs the men, "Schultz is coming."

Newkirk reminds the others, "Okay guys, play it cool and everything will be alright. Let's just do it the way Colonel Hogan said."

Schultz comes through the door, looks around and shouts, "Colonel Hogan!"

Lebeau shakes his head, "Not very nice Schultzy"

Newkirk agrees, "Imagine the nerve of 'im coming in 'ere and just starts shouting, without even a word of hello!"

Schultz is unmoved, "I have no time. I am here by the order of the Kommandant, I am here on official buis-ness!"

Hogan, having heard the big man's bellowing, comes out of the office, tugs his leather jacket down at the belt and walks toward the middle of the room, "What can I do for you, Sergeant Schultz?"

Schultz answers, "Colonel Hogan, our beloved Kommandant Klink, if you will pardon the expression, has ordered me to bring you to see him in his office- at once!"

Hogan leans closer to Schultz, "Any idea what it's about?"

Schultz closes his eyes and shakes his head, "I know nothing, NO-THING!"

Hogan reaches into his jacket as he begins to work on the Sergeant, "Oh, naturally Sergeant, naturally!" Hogan has a candy bar in his hand and he brushes it under Schultz nose, as though it were a fine cigar, "But you do have your ear to the ground, shall we say?"

Schultz begins to soften, "I may have heard a rumor here or there."

Hogan continues, "Well, it wouldn't hurt anyone if you and I made a little trade, don't you agree?"

Schultz twitches his mustache and smiles, "I could possibly see my way clear to share what I've heard, in exchange for…" He then takes one end of the candy bar, while Hogan still holds the other end and says, "this?"

Hogan smiles and releases the candy bar. Schultz begins to unwrap it as he speaks, "Hilda told me that the Kommandant received a phone call from his old classmate, the Blue Baron, General Von Richter today."

Hogan, "Is that a fact?"

Schutlz, "Ja, and he is being assigned to the defense of Belgium, he is coming here, on his way to his new post where he will be responsible for establishing air supremacy for the Luftwaffe."

Hogan is interested and asks, "How long will he be here with us before he moves on to his new post?"

Schultz, "Colonel Hogan, just because I know something, that doesn't mean I know everything!"

Hogan sighs, "Alright Schultz, if the commandant wants to see me, we better get on with it."

Schultz bows to the men in the barracks, "Auf wiedersehen!"

The boys jeer and taunt him as the door closes behind them.

Klink sits behind his desk, he is holding a dossier and he examines both it and another placed on the desk. There is a knock on the door, he responds, "Come in."

Schultz opens the door, "Herr Kommandant, Sergeant Schultz presenting Colonel Hogan as ordered, sir!"

Klink stands up and walks around to the front of the desk, to an empty chair, "Please sit down Colonel Hogan." He then says to Schultz, "You are dismissed Sergeant!"

Schultz comes to attention and salutes, "Jawohl Herr Kommandant!"

Hogan sits, looking straight ahead as he tries to track Klink out of the corner of his eyes. Klink likewise paces back and forth as he peers at Hogan as discreetly as possible.

Klink begins, "Colonel Hogan, I'm sure you are wondering why you've been brought here."

Hogan sarcastically, "I just assumed you wanted to apologize."

Klink incredulously asks, "Apologize?! For what?"

Hogan shrugs, "All that fuss this morning, when you thought there had been an escape."

Klink straightens up and repeats, "Escape? There has never been a successful escape from Stalag 13!"

Hogan nods, "Exactly! And yet, that's the first conclusion you jumped to just because you didn't find Lebeau sleeping in his bunk!"

Klink replies, "Hogan, that is not why you were brought here and if you don't mind, I'd like to get on with it."

Hogan replies, "By all means sir! The last thing I want to be accused of is holding up the war!"

Klink rolls his eyes as he walks back to his seat and picks up one of the dossiers. He asks, "Hogan, I want you to tell me all about the P 51 Mustang?"

Hogan asks, "Colonel, do you feel alright? I mean, you do remember you flew in a P 51 before, right?"

Klink continues, "Yes Hogan, I do remember. I remember we traveled to London, we stole a plane and flew it all the way back to Germany and when the engine failed, I remember YOU pushed me out of the plane! You tried to kill me, that's what you did Hogan!"

Hogan objects, "Sir, I am hurt!"

Klink snaps, "Huh!"

Hogan, "Here I am an enemy prisoner and you are my captor and yet when the plane was crashing, surely to kill us both, I remained in the cockpit to ensure your safety before mine, and yet here you are accusing me of wrongdoing!"

Klink pauses before saying, "I suppose I never looked at it quite that way before…you're right Hogan, I'm sorry."

Hogan nods, "Thank you sir, apology accepted. May I go now?"

Klink smiles and starts to say, "Yes, of course. Thank…" He then stomps his foot on the floor angrily, "NO! We aren't finished and I will not be diverted again, Hogan!"

Hogan wryly smiles but says nothing.

Klink, "You never answered the question Hogan."

Hogan, "What question sir?"

Klink sighs, "I asked you about the P 51!"

Hogan, "Well sir, what more can I tell you than you already know?"

Klink tilts his head thoughtfully, "What I already know?"

Hogan, "Well yes sir, I mean you just talked about being in the cockpit of the plane yourself sir."

Klink, "I did?"

Hogan, "Yes sir, and I must say I think you're probably right…about the engine."

Klink, "Uh, what did I say about the engine?"

Hogan, "You commented about their unreliability, after all sir one flight and the engine quit on us, that's not a very good batting average!"

Klink agrees, "You're right! It's not a very good ratio, is it?"

Hogan agrees, "Exactly sir and only a trained expert like yourself could make such an accurate diagnosis after just a single flight."

Klink agrees, "When you've spent as many years in the Luftwaffe as I have, you learn to spot these things quickly!"

Hogan shakes his head, "An accomplished pilot, a master interrogator and the top prisoner of war commandant in the German Army! How can one man have so much?"

Klink enjoys soaking up the ego boost, "Yes, it's true, the war has been good to me."

Hogan adds, "Your promotion to General is long overdue sir, it must be coming any day now."

Klink has been reminded of the task at hand by Hogan inadvertently mentioning the word "General".

Klink regains his concentration, refers back to the dossier once again before asking, "And what about the Allied bombers Hogan? What can you tell me about them?"

Hogan is angry at himself for having misplayed his cards but quickly rebounds, "Well sir, I think a drive through any major German city should tell you everything you need to know about Allied bombers!"

Klink questions him, "What do you mean by that Hogan?"

Hogan continues, "Sir, is it true that Berlin, Hamburg, Dresden and many other large cities are virtually completely destroyed?"

Klink, "Yes, that's true."

Hogan, "That would seem to indicate to me that the bombers are effective and that they are numerous, don't you think?"

Klink, "Well…given the number of prisoners we have that are allied airmen and given the number of planes we have shot down, apparently the Allies have no trouble replacing those men and machines."

Hogan pounces, "Exactly! Sir, if I were you, I would include those words in your report verbatim , it's genius, pure genius!"

Klink sits at his desk, removes his monocle and begins to clean it with the handkerchief he has taken from his pocket. He speculates, "Perhaps General Von Richter having this report will be what finally ensures my promotion to General!"

Hogan assures Klink, "Oh I'm certain of it sir. May I be dismissed now sir?"

Klink rebuffs Hogan, "You are not dismissed yet Hogan, I have one more item of business."
Hogan cringes, hoping that the questioning is through.

Klink then reminds Hogan, "I wish to remind you that during the General's visit, I expect your men to be on their best behavior!"

Hogan tilts his head thoughtfully, "Absolutely sir! You can count on me and my men to conduct ourselves in a way that lives up to the high expectations one would have of Stalag 13!"

Klink reminds Hogan, "I am not kidding Hogan, I am on shaky ground with Von Richter and I intend to ensure I make the most of this second chance! If there is the slightest transgression, it will mean straight into the cooler for every one of your men!"

Hogan suggests, "Sir, why not soften up Von Richter with a fine French meal?"

Klink thinks, "Hmm, that's an interesting thought Hogan. I might just take you up on that!"

Hogan encourages the commandant, "Oh I think you should sir, after all what have you got to lose?"

Klink realizes he can't escape the logic of Hogan's argument, "You're right. Okay, we'll do it. Have Lebeau plan a magnificent meal for General Von Richter!"

Hogan stands up, salutes and replies, "Yes sir!"

Klink returns the salute, "You are dismissed Colonel Hogan."

Hogan returns to the barracks with a renewed energy and enthusiastically gathers his troops, along with the visiting Rhona, Dubois and Albens to share his plan.

Hogan puts one foot up on the bench and leans forward, his elbow on his knee and begins explaining, "Okay, here's where we're at. Von Richter is coming here for a short visit, probably just to pick up Klink's homework. I've convinced Klink to throw him a dinner party, that will keep them busy for a while in Klink's quarters, so we can grab any documents he's carrying from the VIP hut and copy them for Albens to carry with him to Belgium."

Albens asks the obvious, "Who is Von Richter?"

Hogan, "Von Richter is the famous Blue Baron and he also happens to be an old acquaintance of Colonel Klink's. But none of that really matters, what does matter is that he is on his way to Belgium to take charge of the air campaign. So the plans and information he is carrying could be critical."

Albens smiles broadly, "That's perfect Colonel Hogan!"

Lebeau asks, "Mon Colonel, what do you want me to prepare for this meal?"

Hogan, "It's up to you- but make it good enough that they don't leave the table too soon, we need to give Carter and Kinch enough time to swipe and copy the documents."

Newkirk asks, "What about me gov'nor?"

Hogan replies, "I want you to serve as head waiter, keep them liquored up and give Lebeau a hand in the kitchen."

Newkirk nods, "Righto!"

Rhona asks Hogan, "Is there anything we (gesturing to Dubois) can do to help Colonel Hogan?"

Hogan answers, "Not Dubois no but actually Rhona, I thought the best way for Albens to travel to Belgium would be with his wife, with a perfectly forged set of documents courtesy of Peter Newkirk."

Rhona repeats, "His wife?"

Hogan nods, "Yes, they make a lovely couple, don't you think?"

The Heroes all nod and smile as the plan comes together.

Dubois speaks up, "That takes care of everyone except me eh?"

Hogan, "Dubois, you got them here and that is what's important. Right now the best thing you can do is return to your work with the resistance, we still have a long fight ahead of us."

Dubois rises from his seat and makes his way around the table shaking hands and best wishes with his friends, "Au revoir mon amis." He says, as he makes his way to Lebeau, who kisses him on both cheeks during their exchange.

Hogan asks Kinch, "Kinch, do you want to escort our friend through the tunnel and make sure the coast is clear for him?"

Kinch nods, "You got it chief, c'mon Dubois."

Once Kinch opens the bunk, the two men climb down the ladder, out of sight before the bunk closes up again.

Klink and his guests are seated around the dining room table, Klink, Hilda, Hogan, Von Richter and his aide, Captain Nikolaus Gross. Music plays softly in the background, a kind of German folk music which Klink tends to favor at such gatherings.

Sergeant Schultz in full dress uniform, including white gloves stands guard next to the kitchen door. Newkirk is in the kitchen, wearing his red waiters jacket. He places soup bowls on a serving tray that is placed on the counter top, Lebeau fills each bowl in turn and signals Newkirk when he is finished. Lebeau cracks the door, trying to get Schultz's attention, "psst, psst!" Hogan helps out, "Oh Sergeant Schutlz, I believe you are being paged to the kitchen."

Schultz finally catches on and makes his way into the next room. Lebeau stands over the stove and says to Schutlz, "You may announce that dinner is served."

Schultz grabs a spoon and starts to make a move toward the soup but Lebeau tries to stop him, "Schutlz! This is for the guests only!"

Schultz pushes past Lebeau as he says, "Part of my duty here tonight is official food-taster!"

Lebeau smirks, "And I wonder how that might have happened?"

Schultz samples the soup and proudly says, "I volunteered!"

Schultz then returns to the dining room and dutifully reports, "Herr Kommandant, dinner is served!"

Klink replies nervously, "Very well Sergeant, carry on."

Klink is nervous of course because of the frosty nature of the relationship between himself and Von Richter ever since the last time the two men saw one another. On that occasion Klink had hosted a party in honor of General Von Richter and coincidentally, while the General was attending the party, his air base had been destroyed in an bombing raid. What Klink doesn't know is that Hogan actually orchestrated the entire incident. It was Hogan who manipulated Klink into having the party in the first place and when the party lasted longer than expected, Hogan and his men tricked Von Richter's driver into thinking the General was leaving and once he drove them to the secret location of the air base, they kidnapped him and set a signal fire for the bombers to home in on, which resulted in the destruction of the base and nearly all of the planes assigned there.

But this visit has been uneventful thus far, and the General has been neither hostile nor friendly toward Klink.

Klink taps his wine glass and says, "I'd like to propose a toast, to our guest of honor, General Von Richter! Prost!" Everyone seated at the table stands, raise their glasses to one another and enjoy the toast." Klink awaits a sign of any kind on the part of Von Richter.

Von Richter seems to feel obliged to reply and says, "Thank you Colonel Klink for both your gracious toast and for your hospitality."

Klink responds, "Oh not at all General, it is a pleasure and an honor to have you here at Stalag 13!"

Meanwhile, Carter and Kinch, dressed head to toe in black have entered the guest hut through a side window. Over the past three days, Olsen has timed the guard's rounds and reported that when the guest quarters are unoccupied, the guards only enter the building once every 2 hours. They have planned to get the documents into the tunnel, copy them and return them in about 45 minutes, which is more than a comfortable margin for error.

Kinch leads the way, "Let's check the bedroom first, come on."

Carter crouches and follows along, "I'm right behind you."

Kinch and Carter enter the bedroom, Carter bumps the door on the way in which causes it to open wider, which causes the hinge to squeak."

Kinch turns and puts his finger to his lips, "Shhhhh! If it's okay with you, I'd rather not end up in front of a firing squad tonight!"

Carter apologizes, "I'm sorry, I didn't see it, it's awfully dark in here."

Kinch rolls his eyes, "Oh, would it make it easier for you if I turned all the lights on!?"

Carter starts to agree, "Oh actually yeah."

Kinch interrupts him, "Nevermind that! We're trying not to be seen, remember?! Just help me find that briefcase!"

Carter nods, "Right, sorry Kinch"

Kinch sees the briefcase on the chair, underneath the aid's trench coat, "Here it is, let's go."

Carter turns around and nearly bumps into the door again, but Kinch reaches out and pulls him back by the belt, "Carter! Watch where you're going!"

Carter grimaces as the two make their way back to the window and ducking the search lights, back to the barracks and into the tunnel.

The men work speedily but calmly. Kinch handles the documents, with the intention of ensuring they remain in the same order so that no one will detect anything amiss. He places the papers one at a time on the table and Carter snaps pictures of each.

Back at the dinner table, Von Richter enjoys the meal and wonders, "Tell me Klink, how can you manage such a meal when rations and supply have become more and more scarce as of late?"

Klink clears his throat before responding, "Well sir, you see rather than relying solely on supply from regimental headquarters, we have enjoyed a good relationship with the townspeople here in Hammelburg and we obtain some items from the market, bakery and so on."

Hogan chimes in to pad Klink's ego, "I wouldn't be surprised if one day in the future, there wasn't a bronze statue of 'the iron Colonel' in the town square General."

Von Richter frowns curiously, "The iron Colonel?"

Klink starts to respond, "Oh it's nothing really sir."

Hogan continues, "The Colonel is too modest, one of the many character traits that he is admired for, sir. It's actually a nickname that the prisoners came up with and it seems to have caught on."

Von Richter looks at his aid and says, "Captain Gross, would you be so kind as to bring me one of my pills, I left them in my briefcase."

Hogan is startled but has few options, "Something I can do for you sir?"

Von Richter replies, "Thank you no, it seems this talk about statues and the 'iron Colonel' has caused my stomach to act up. I'll be fine after I take one of my stomach pills, Nikolaus, go ahead and bring me a pill please."

Gross stands up, "At once Herr General."

Hogan, desperate to save his men, calls out, "Oh Newkirk!"

Newkirk comes into the room from the kitchen and notices the Captain putting his coat on, "Uh, yes sir, what can I do for you?"

Hogan replies, "Captain Gross here is going to retrieve some medication for the General, can you please tell Lebeau to hold off the next course until he returns?"

Newkirk catches on right away, "Oh yes of course sir, my pleasure."

Newkirk bolts through the kitchen and out the back door saying only, "Hold the food until I get back!"

Newkirk strides quickly across the compound, trying hard to not look like a man running for his life. About halfway to the barracks, he sees Von Richter's aid and realizes there is no way he can possibly save his friends if they are still in the guest hut. He bursts through the door and sees Olsen and Goldman playing cards and he asks them in a desperate tone, "Are Kinch and Carter finished? Are they back yet?"

Goldman and Olsen both shake their heads as Olsen answers, "Not that I know of, they were almost finished when I came up but that was only 5 minutes ago, so they must still be down there working."

Newkirk bites his lower lip as his facial expression is pained and he hurries to the bunk entrance and activates it. The moment the bunk opens up he calls down as he climbs onto the ladder, "You lads down there?"

Kinch's voice is heard, "Yep, what's up?"

Newkirk jumps off the ladder and delivers the bad news to his buddies, "I'm afraid I've got bad news mates."

Kinch asks, "What is it?"

Newkirk continues, "The bloody General sent his aid to get 'im a pill or something and when he gets there he ain't gonna find the bloody pills because they are in the bloody briefcase!"

Carter exclaims, "Holy cow! And when he can't find the briefcase, they'll turn the camp inside out till they do and we'll be goners!"

Kinch wipes his brow, as his mind races, "We need to get the aid out of the building somehow, long enough for us to get the case back in there…but how?"

Newkirk shakes his head, "Could we fake an escape maybe?"

Kinch replies, "No, that's no good. He might just ignore that, it's none of his business."

Newkirk urges them, "Whatever we're going to do it's gotta be soon, he's gotta be in the bloody building by now!"

Carter is struck with an idea, "I got it! We cut the power, we could kill the lights in the guest house! He won't be able to see and he'll have to go back to Klink and find out what's happening!"

Kinch replies, "Okay, that might work but we need enough time to get the case back in the building and time for someone to tell Colonel Hogan what we did."

Newkirk takes Carter's idea and expands it, "Why don't we kill the lights to the whole camp! The Krauts do it whenever there is an air raid, so all we have to do is sound the air raid siren and the Krauts will shut the power down for us! That will give us enough time!"

Kinch and Carter agree that's the best way to save the day. Newkirk hurries back up the ladder, followed by Carter and Kinch. They discuss where the best place to sound the air raid alarm is. There are several switches in the camp, one is at the front gate, another is in Klink's office and about a half dozen others. Newkirk volunteers to go to the commandant's office on his way back to the dinner party, where he will inform Hogan about the plan. Kinch and Carter will make their way to the guest house and wait for the lights to go out and for Gross to leave.

Newkirk strides back across the compound, heading for Klink's office when he is stopped by Langenscheidt, "Halt!, who is that? Where are you going?" he shouts.

Newkirk curses his luck under his breath, "Oh Corporal Langenscheidt, it's me Newkirk."

Langenscheidt asks again, "Where are you going? Why are you dressed like that?"

Newkirk answers, "I'm serving the food for Colonel Klink and his guest, the Blue Baron, General Von Richter!"

Langenscheidt shakes his head, "The Colonel is having dinner with the General in his quarters, is he not?"

Newkirk continues, "Yes, of course they are but Colonel Klink's cigars are on his desk in his office and he sent me to get a couple for after dinner."

Langenscheidt is satisfied with the explanation and allows Newkirk to go on his way. Newkirk is relieved but again hurries his pace because he could ill afford the few seconds he just spent with Langenschiedt.

Newkirk leaps at the button, knowing that every second counts and pushes it firmly and holds it for an extra second just to be safe. The air raid siren starts out as a low grinding sound but as it gets faster and louder the pitch increases and the sheer volume is shocking. The sound is very long and sustained, it gets louder and louder and seems to remain at its highest pitch for several seconds before gradually winding down again and then it starts all over again. It echoes around the camp and can be heard from miles around. Before Newkirk leaves the office, he helps himself to a handful of Klink's cigars and tucks them into his pocket, smiling that mischievous smile he is known for.

A few seconds after the siren has sounded the lights shut off all over the camp, including of course the guest house, where Captain Gross is. He can barely see his hand in front of his face. He abandons his search for the General's briefcase and makes his way back the way he came, his arms outstretched trying to feel what's in front of him.

Newkirk returns to Klink's quarters and in the darkness and chaos, he nudges Colonel Hogan and the two men go into the kitchen. Lebeau exclaims, "Mon Deiu! My Consomme a la princesse will be ruined!"

Newkirk scolds Lebeau, "Not now Louis!".

Hogan asks Newkirk, "What is going on? Is this air raid legit?"

Newkirk shakes his head, "No, it was us. We had to cut the lights so Von Richter's aid would have to give up looking for the case."

Hogan begs Newkirk, "But are the boys going to put it back now?"

Newkirk affirms, "Yes sir, they're doing it as we speak, everything will be fine."

Hogan nods and says, "Alright, good work. The lights should be coming back on soon, I'll get back in there."

Back in the dining room Schultz has lit a couple of candles. The General reminds Klink of something he said the last time he visited the camp, "Why is it Klink that every time I come here something…unfortunate happens? Are you really a jinx?"

Klink replies, "Oh I assure you, General, I had nothing to do with this. You know how it is, air raids happen all the time these days!"

Von Richter replies, "Perhaps."

Captain Gross has found his way back and comes through the door and reports, "Herr General, I'm sorry sir, I was not able to find the briefcase and then the lights went out and I returned here."

Von Richter strugs, "Not your fault Gross, I shall go myself when the air raid is…strange that there has been an air raid and yet I've not heard any planes!"

Klink realizes the same thing, "You're right General!"

Hogan attempts to convince them that nothing unusual is happening, "Oh that's not unusual at all here sir."

Von Richter asks, "What are you talking about Colonel Hogan?"

Hogan continues, "What I mean sir is that we are a prison camp, so obviously no one wants to bomb a prison camp, so when Hammelburg gets hit, the whole region's air raid sirens sound, even us here at Stalag 13." Hogan figures Hilda could convince Von Richter of just about anything and adds, "Isn't that right Fraulein Hilda?"

Hilda confirms Hogan's statement, "Oh yes, there are many nights I've been woken by the siren but fall right back to sleep because the siren is the only thing that can be heard!"

Von Richter smiles and laughs, "Well if you say so my darling!"

The 'all clear' sounds and the lights come back on. Lebeau comes into the room and asks, "Messieurs et madame, if you give me just one moment, I will serve the next course."

Von Richter stands up, "Very well, that will give me time to fetch my pill, come Nicolaus."

Hogan can only hope the men have returned the case and escaped to safety in the few moments they've had.

The two men leave Klink's quarters and Hogan, Lebeau and Newkirk all have to remind themselves to keep breathing.

Kinch and Carter are back in the barracks and take turns using the faucet periscope to observe the compound, and now they see the two men walking toward the guest house.

Carter says, "There they go!"

Kinch asks, "How close are they?"

Carter steps aside and lets Kinch look for himself, "Alright, here we go, they are almost there."

Captain Gross opens the door and says, "After you sir."

Von Richter heads into the bedroom and says, "I thought I left it over here by the chair somewhere…"

The two men take a cursory look around the room before Gross says, "I don't see it sir."

Von Richter looks under the coat that was tossed over the side of the chair he mentioned but there is nothing on the chair at all. But then he notices something between the chair and the dresser, on the floor. It's his briefcase! "Here we are, I have it Nicolaus, let's go."

Von Richter and Gross return to Klink's quarters and they resume the meal after Lebeau has reached deep into his bag of tricks to keep the meal warm and delicious. The men discuss the war and flying, the only things they all have in common at least to some degree.

Von Richter questions Hogan, "Tell me Colonel, you have flown both large bombers and fighter planes, what would you say is the biggest difference between the two, from the perspective of a pilot?

Hogan feeling that this is more about curiosity than interrogation answers honestly, "Well, when flying bombers, the emphasis is to stay in formation so there is very little 'creative flying'. But when flying a fighter, it's all about maneuvering quickly as you try to stay out of trouble while at the same time try to line up a shot on an enemy plane."

Von Richter agrees as he enjoys his meal and a few glasses of wine, Hogan has carefully been observing how much the General is drinking as he doesn't want to overlook a chance to learn something. Just as Hogan wonders if Von Richter has indeed had too much to drink, the man repeats the same question he asked Klink earlier, "How do you manage such a marvelous meal at a time when supplies are more and more hard to come by, Colonel Klink?"

Klink nervously clears his throat, unsure of how to answer without embarrassing his guest, "Well sir, I'm afraid that on this occasion I must give the credit to Colonel Hogan's fine chef, who he has lent us for the evening, Corporal Louis Lebeau."

Hogan agrees, "Yes sir, we've had a unique experience here at Stalag 13 and I think every POW camp should have a top notch chef, don't you think Colonel?"

Klink answers, "Oh definitely, you might be onto something there Hogan!"

Hogan now deftly attempts to wrestle the conversation down a different path, hoping that Klink won't raise too much of a fuss because he doesn't want to upset the General.

Hogan presses on, "So Baron Von Richter, Colonel Klink tells me you're heading for a new assignment from here, is that true?"

Von Richter is indeed subdued by the wine, otherwise he would almost surely react to such a breach of security. Instead he says, "I have been placed in charge of the air defense of Belgium and we are leaving in the morning."

Captain Gross shifts uncomfortably in his seat, but Von Richter points out, "Do not worry so Nicklous, we're having a friendly conversation! And Colonel Hogan is a prisoner of war! He cannot share our assignment or its details with anyone!"

Captain Gross replies apologetically, "Of course Herr General."

Klink chimes in, "Berlin certainly could not have chosen a better man for the job, Herr General! I'm sure you will be most successful!"

Von Richter raises his glass, acknowledging Klink's compliment, "Danke Klink. I hope to have a surprise or two for the Allies upon my arrival!"

Hogan curiously asks, "It's hard to imagine a man of your reputation having any surprises sir, I mean, you're such a well known figure!"

Von Richter leans over toward Hogan and says, "I have requested a squadron of our new jet planes to fight in Belgium! A surprise indeed!"

Hogan tilts his head, "'Jet planes?"

Von Richter nods, "A plane without a propeller which is 200 miles per hour faster than the fastest planes we currently have."

Hogan realizes that he has uncovered some valuable intelligence but knowing how much trouble those jets could cause takes the joy out of it. He feels disappointed, even a little scared but he can't show any emotion, and besides no matter how strong or fast or dangerous a weapon is, they all have their weaknesses. Like a boxer who's absorbed a blow but recovered quickly, he comes back with a different approach. He says to Klink, "Gee Colonel, imagine a plane 200 mph faster than a Mescherschmidt! A plane like that would be invincible!"

Klink smiles and says, "I've told you prisoners many times, the Luftwaffe reigns supreme in the skies! With this new weapon, we will sweep the air space over the Third Reich clean of your bombers!"

Von Richter clumsily adds, "Actually Colonel Hogan, this new plane is not invincible. It is particularly vulnerable at takeoff and landing, more so than any plane I've ever flown."

Captain Gross feels that the conversation has gone far enough and begs Klink, "With the General's permission, Colonel, the General and I have had a long day of travel and I think perhaps it would be best if we adjourned for the evening, don't you agree?"

Klink sees the urgency in Gross's face and agrees, "Oh yes, quite right." Klink summons Schultz and orders him to escort Hogan, Newkirk and Lebeau back to the barracks.

Von Richter stands up, with a little help from Gross, Hogan also gets to his feet and shakes hands with Von Richter.

Back in the barracks Hogan and his men gather in his office and he fills them in on what he learned at dinner. Kinch is the first to speak up, "This 'jet' plane sounds like it could be real trouble, Colonel."

Hogan agrees, "It sure could Kinch. I want you to get on the radio and let London know what little we know, tell them to alert the pilots to look out for planes with no propellers, those are the jets. Add that the plane's weakness includes being vulnerable at takeoff and at landing, it's not much but it's a start."

Carter asks, "What about the photos we took of the documents in Von Richter's briefcase sir?"

Hogan replies, "Those are going with Albens and Rhona, we need to get them moving tonight. The sooner they get to Belgium with that information the better."

Days later the prisoners from barracks 2 are lined up for roll call, but today things are running a tad late. Schutlz has counted all the prisoners and they all stand, awaiting the Commandant. Carter calls out to Schultz, "Hey Schultz what's the hold up here?!"

Schultz replies, "I know nothing! Nothing!"

Hogan prods the big Sergeant, "Usually when you say you know nothing, it means that you do know something but you don't want to tell us Schultz."

Kinch adds, "Yeah, we know you're too smart for that Schultz! What's going on? Where's the Commandant?"

Schultz lowers his voice, "All I know is that Hilda told him he had a phone call just before I came out for roll call, he must still be on the phone."

Just then the door swings open and out comes Commandant Klink, in his usual attire and cadence as a hundred times before. He stops in the middle of the compound and shouts, "Report!"

Schultz comes to attention, salutes and says, "Herr Kommandant, all present and accounted for!"

Klink replies, "Very well Sergeant." He then glares at the prisoners before shouting, "Dismissed!"

Hogan waves, trying to get Klink's attention, "Colonel Klink! May I have a word with you sir?"

Klink replies, "What is it you want, Colonel Hogan, I'm very busy today."

Hogan asks, "I was just curious about whether you'd heard any more from your friend, The Blue Baron?"

Klink sighs, "Hogan, General Von Richter doesn't have time to reminisce, he is in the middle of a new assignment and…"

Hogan senses something, "Bad news sir?"

Klink nods, "From what I've heard the Belgian campaign is not going well. The Canadian army went through our forces as though they knew where we were before they got there!"

Hogan shakes his head, "That's too bad sir but I'm sure the Baron will turn things around for you!"

Klink asks, "Hogan, why are you so sympathetic to the catastrophe that has befallen the Third Reich?"

Hogan answers, "Well, it's not so much that I'm sympathetic as worried about what might happen to you if things were to continue to go badly."

Klink's facial expression is one of fear as he asks, "What might happen to me?"

Hogan, "It's obvious, isn't it sir? If things continue to go badly, the Luftwaffe will be more and more desperate for experienced pilots!"

Klink gasps, "You mean…?" Klink points at his chest.

Hogan, "Like I said sir, let's hope your friend can turn things around…before….well before your number comes up."

Klink waves his fist in frustration as he exclaims, "Ho-gan!"