The 2 week break for everybody who won the talent show was over and they're all back in school. Butters was happy that his parents got him a restraining order against Nelly. The cheerful boy was walking down the hallway when Nelly tackled him.
Butters: Nelly, what are you doing?!
Nelly: Giving you a punishment you should've gotten a long time ago!
She starts to beat up Butters until Jessie, Kal and Angela approached her and tackled her.
Angela: Leave my Butterbear alone!
Nelly: You fucking bitch! Let me kill that freak so I can finally have a perfect life!
Jessie and Kal picked up Nelly.
Wendy: Good work, girls. You have earn your Scooby snacks.
Jessie: Yay!
Wendy gives them Scooby snack graham cracker sticks and they eat them.
Kal: I love Scooby snacks!
Red: Now be good girls and take this bitch to PC Principal.
Jessie: Aye-aye, Captain!
The three girls escorted Nelly to the Principal's office.
Annie: Can I have a Scooby snack?
Nichole: No, Annie.
Annie: Aw.
At the Principal's office...
PC Principal: Young lady, I have had it with you bullying Butters Stotch! What the fuck did he even do to you?!
Nelly: But sir...
PC Principal: But nothing! I know a bunch of kids are getting angry at you for what you've been doing to him these past few weeks! Even Eric Cartman is angry at you for this crap!
Nelly: But sir, I did this because he...
PC Principal: Don't even think about blaming Butters for the mistakes that you're making! Like every time something bad happens to you, you always have to blame Butters, who did nothing wrong! You punched him during the talent show, you tormented him at his house last weekend and even framed him for a prank at the Gymnasium, not to mention that you violated the restraining order his parents filed against you!
Nelly: But sir...
PC Principal: But nothing! If I have to call you into my office for bullying Butters one more time, you will receive a lifetime of detention! Got it!
Nelly: Yes.
PC Principal: Good! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Nelly left the principal's office and she was angry. She really wanted Butters dead, but she'll go to jail for it. She then approached the girls, who all gave her angry glares.
Heidi: Nelly, you really need to let it go already!
Wendy: Yeah! The gender war is over! Why are you still going after Butters?!
Nelly: Because he ruined all of our lives!
Lola: How?!
Nelly: He flashes his fucking privates at all of us!
Theresa: You're delusional, Nelly. No wonder why we kicked you out of our group.
She then left.
Nelly: And where are you going?
Theresa: I'mma go bully Dougie. Again.
Wendy: Okay. Tell us how his suffering went.
Theresa: I will.
Isla: Wait, Theresa. I'll come with you. So we can torment the little dork together.
Theresa: Okay.
They then left.
Samantha (OC): You guys really need to leave my stepbrother alone.
Red: Why should we? He's a fucking loser.
Nichole: Yeah! That racist little pervert is nothing but a dork.
Nelly: I know. But anyways, how can I teach Butters a lesson?
Wendy: Here's a suggestion: Don't and move on! Come on, girls. Let's leave this crazy bitch all by herself.
All the girls left Nelly alone, and she was angry. However, there was one girl who Nelly considered as a friend and she approached her.
Kelly P: Hey, Nelly.
Nelly: Oh. Hey, Kelly.
Kelly P: What's going on?
Nelly: Nothing. I'm not in the mood to talk.
Kelly P: Why?
Nelly: Because of Butters! He ruined my life, and I want that fucking bitch to suffer!
Kelly P: Look. I really don't think that you should attempt to kill him.
Nelly: Well, guess what? He deserves to die! That freak is the bane of my existence! But I can't do anything terrible to him because of the restraining order his parents filed against me! I seriously want to kill him for all the stress he put me through!
Kelly P: I know, but think about how everybody in South Park would feel if you actually killed him.
Nelly: FUCK SOUTH PARK!!!
Kelly P: You really shouldn't say fuck South Park.
Nelly: I DON'T CARE! THIS WHOLE FUCKING TOWN CAN BURN TO THE GROUND FOR ALL I CARE! ALL THAT MATTERS IS GETTING BUTTERS BACK! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF ANYONE IS UPSET OVER HIS DEATH!
She slammed her locker door and then left in anger.
The school day ended and Butters walked home with Pip and Dougie.
Butters: So, Pip. What's it like dating Allie?
Pip: It's amazing! She's everything Estella isn't. A sweet and kind lady who doesn't treat people like crap.
Butters: Well okay then.
Dougie: So what are you guys planning on doing for the rest of the day?
Pip: I'm taking Allie to the movies.
Dougie: Really?
Pip: Yes. She's just a really great girl! And I'm still a bit pissed off at Eric for breaking us up!
Dougie: Yeah. Good thing I installed cameras in his room so I can catch him doing his evil crap.
Butters: Wait. You didn't put cameras in our houses, did you?!
A flashback shows Dougie installing cameras in every house in South Park.
Dougie: Uh... No? (He then gave out an innocent smile.) Anyways, it's great that you're starting to hate Cartman now.
Pip: Yeah. I honestly can't stand that fat son of a bitch calling me French anymore! He makes me so angry that my head is going to explode! Butters, why are you friends with that fat fuck anyway?
Butters: I honestly don't know.
At Nelly's house, she and Kelly Pinkerton are in her room and she is figuring out a way to get Butters out of her life.
Nelly: So, Kelly. You have any ideas on how I can get my revenge on Butters?
Kelly P: Not really.
Nelly: Wait, I just thought of something. There is a website where you can hire people to kill the one who annoyed you the most.
Kelly P: What? Oh no... You don't mean...
Nelly: Go on the website.
Kelly P: What? No. I can't.
Nelly: I want revenge on him. Go to the website now!
Kelly P: No! I'm not getting in trouble because of your heartless revenge scheme! I'm leaving! No wonder why Francis doesn't want to get back together with you! (She was about to leave until...)
Nelly: (Holding a Razor and then turns it on) Well then. It looks like you're going to school BALD!
Kelly P: Please don't shave off my hair! We won't be hairstyle twins anymore!
Nelly: We were never hairstyle twins to begin with, you dumbass! Now go on the website right now or do you want to be bald?!
Kelly got back onto the computer and went on the site. As soon as she got to the sight, she noticed a world class hitman on there.
Nelly: That hitman is perfect. You can go and leave the rest to me.
Kelly P: Okay.
Nelly: (Clicks on the hitman in order to hire him)
1 Hour Later...
The door knocked and Nelly answered it and it was the hitman she hired.
Nelly: Oh good. What's your name? My name is Nelly.
Hitman: Okay Nelly. My name is Albert Jones. I'm a world class hitman. So, is there anyone you need killing?
Nelly pulled out a picture of Butters and began lying to the hitman.
Nelly: Yes. I want you to kill this fucker right here in this picture. His name is Leopold Butters Stotch, and he has done tons of horrible things to people. He kicked me, flashed his privates at me and my friends and even worse, (She began fake crying) He has been telling people to kill themselves online and I'm one of them! I was being nice and he was mean to me for no reason! I never did anything wrong to him and now, I don't feel like living anymore! He even picked on me, and he called me names and I don't even know what I did to deserve this!
She faked cried even harder, and the hitman felt sorry for her.
Albert: It's okay. I'll make sure that brat gets what he deserves!
Nelly: Oh thank you! (The hitman walked away and began to find Butters.) Thank you indeed!
Nelly began evil laughing. Unknown to her, Cartman overheard the whole thing.
Cartman: Oh my god. That crazy bitch!
At Tegridy Farms, Stan was watching TV and then he heard loud knocking, and he went to go answer the door.
Cartman: Butters is in grave danger! We have to save him!
Stan: What are you talking about, Cartman?
Cartman: I was on my way to Kahl's house, but then, I heard Nelly talking to an hitman, and she sent him after Butters! If you don't believe me, here's the picture I took! (He then showed Stan the picture.)
Stan: Oh my god. I'm gonna call all of the guys. We're gonna have a meeting.
A few minutes later, all of the boys are in Stan's room.
Stan: Okay, guys. We have a problem.
Damien: What's the problem?
Daniel: Yeah. I was busy helping my girlfriend Annie study for a test. What's going on?
Carlos: Yeah. Tell us, amigo.
Stan: Okay. What I'm about to tell you is really important. Butters is in grave danger.
Butters: I am?
Cartman: Yup. Apparently, Nelly hired a hitman to kill you.
Butters: WHAT?!
Pip: Eric, you better not be playing a prank on us!
Cartman: Shut up, Pip! It's not a trick!
Dougie: Yeah, right! We're not falling for it this time!
Kyle: Hey, Dorky and Frenchie, let fatass talk!
Cartman: Don't call me fat, Jew! And Pip and Dougie, shut your traps!
Pip: (Whispering) God I fucking hate him.
Cartman: I have proof that Nelly hired a hitman to kill Butters. Here it is.
He shows them the picture, making all the boys shocked and horrified.
Nate: Oh my god!
Clyde: What?!
Tweek: JESUS CHRIST!
Douglas: WHAT THE HELL?!
Butters: Oh my god! No! That guy's gonna kill me! What should I do?!
Cartman: There's only one thing we can do. We have to hide you somewhere in this house.
Kyle: That won't work! He's just gonna find Butters!
Cartman: Well, it's the only idea we have! We can't let our friend get killed!
Kyle: Since when did you start having a heart all of a sudden?!
Pip: Knowing him, he was probably born a heartless dickhead.
Cartman: Pip, I swear to god, I will put you back in the dirt where you belong!
Randy: Stan, what's going on up there?
Stan: Nothing, Dad!
Randy: Oh... Well when you're finished, come help me come up with plans to sell tegridy to the people!
Stan: God, I hate this stupid farm.
Craig: We know. We heard this like a hundred times.
Stan: Anyway, Cartman. Send me the picture, so I can send it to Wendy.
Cartman: On it.
Butters: Thanks guys for having my back.
Pip: Don't mention it, lad. But why didn't you just tell your parents?
Dougie: Knowing them, they probably won't believe him. They would just ground him for no reason.
At Wendy's house, she was helping Jessie and Kal study for their test until Stan called her.
Wendy: What is it, Stan? I'm trying to help Jessie and Kal study for their test. They've been getting tons of bad grades lately.
Stan: Wow. Anyways, I'm calling you because it's about Butters.
Wendy: What about Butters?
Stan: Nelly hired an hitman to kill him.
Wendy: WHAT?! WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?!
Stan: Apparently, she's still pissed off after getting exposed for pulling that prank in the gymnasium and framing him. So can you get all of the girls together so we can help protect our friend?
Wendy: Sure, Stan. I'll do it.
Stan: Thanks, Wendy. Anyways, see you later.
Wendy: Bye.
She hung up.
Jessie: Who was that?
Wendy: It was Stan.
Kal: Aw! You guys are so cute together!
Wendy: I know. Anyways, your study section is on hold. Stan told me that Nelly called an hitman on Butters.
Jessie: Oh no! That's horrible! What's a hitman?
Kal: Yeah. We don't know what that means.
Wendy: A Hitman is someone who get hired to kill people!
Kal: Oh...
Wendy: Look, I'm gonna call all the girls here so we can have a meeting.
Jessie: Okay!
Later, all the girls, except Bebe who is still in the hospital due to the expired chips she ate during the talent show and Nelly who was kicked out of the girls group, are all at Wendy's house.
Red: So what's going on?
Lola: Yeah, Wendy. I was watching my favorite movie.
Annie: And Daniel was helping me with my homework.
Wendy: Well, Stan told me about what Nelly just did.
Nichole: What did she do?
Wendy: She hired a hitman to go after Butters and kill him.
Red: SHE DID WHAT?!
Wendy: Yeah. She wasn't joking when she said she wanted Butters dead.
Tammy N: So what do we do?
Nichole: We call the cops on the hitman and have him thrown into the slammer.
Kelly R: We can beat the shit out of the hitman and Nelly.
Jessie: I have a perfect idea! No violence. Just hugs and kisses!
Kal: I love that idea!
Wendy: No! All of those ideas are not gonna work! Plus, that last one is inappropriate!
Annie: I have an idea! We can get him a girlfriend, and they can fall in love and live happily ever after!
Jessie: I love that idea!
Kal: Me too!
Angela: Me three!
Kelly P: Let's go on a dating site and...
Wendy was furious.
Wendy: NO! WE ARE NOT GONNA DO ANY OF THOSE IDEAS, SO STOP BEING IDIOTS AND COME UP WITH BETTER IDEAS TO SAVE BUTTERS!
The five girls stayed silent.
Lola: I have an idea.
Jessie: What is it, hairstyle twin?
Lola: Don't call me that! Look, we need to head to Stan's farm and if the hitman comes, Angela can protect him while we deal with the hitman.
Jenny: That could work, but only one problem. He could kill us before he kills Butters!
Wendy: Look. Let's just go to Stan's farm. That way, we can talk to the boys and see how we can protect Butters.
Red: Good idea, Wendy. That way, we can undo the damage Nelly just caused.
Annie: So should I get Bebe so she can help us out?
Nichole: She's not gonna help out because she's still recovering in the hospital, Annie!
Annie: Oh, yeah. I forgot! Silly me.
Red: (Whispers in Wendy's ear) After this shit is over, we should have Annie get tested for short term memory loss.
Wendy: Good idea.
Back at Tegridy Farms...
Stan: Wendy texted me and said that she and the girls are on their way here.
Tolkien: Great. But Bebe's still in the hospital, so she won't be here.
Clyde: Don't remind me!
He started crying.
Jimmy: You probably shouldn't have said that.
Kyle: So what should we do?
Craig: We could play a game.
Tweek: Ah! But what game should we play?
Cartman: We should play marry, fuck, kill.
Nate: But we're too young to play that.
Francis: Yeah.
Cartman: We're playing it.
Pip: Fine. Whatever.
Damien: So, who's gonna go first?
Cartman: Me since I suggested it.
Stan: It should be me because it's my house.
Daniel: But we're your guests.
Brimmy: Yeah! That's not how this works!
Tweek: Timmy, Craig and I aren't playing it for obvious reasons.
Butters: Fellas, let Eric go first since he suggested it.
Clyde: Ugh. Fine. Cartman, since you suggested this game, you go first.
Cartman: Thanks. But anyways, I would marry Liza. The blonde one, not the one who's related to Mrs. Nelson.
Stan: We know that.
Cartman: I would fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Tolkien: Why do you wanna fuck Nichole if she hates you?
Cartman: Because she's hot, but Liza's hotter.
Pip: My turn!
Dougie: You go, Pip!
Pip: Okay. I would marry Allie, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Tolkien: Really?
Pip: Yes. What about you, Butters?
Butters: Well, I would marry Charlotte, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Tolkien: Okay. I hope nobody else wants to fuck Nichole!
Nate: Well, I would marry Ashley, fuck Theresa and obviously kill that crazy bitch Nelly. Damien, what about you?
Damien: Well, I would marry Jenny Simons, fuck Nichole and kill that bitch Nelly.
Tolkien: Okay, why do most of you guys wanna fuck my girlfriend?!
Dougie: She's a hottie. Stan, what about you?
Stan: Well, I would marry Wendy, fuck Bebe and kill Nelly.
Dougie: Well, I would marry and fuck all the girls, except Samantha because she's my step sister and Nelly because she's a terrible person.
Cartman: That's not how this works, perverted ginger nerd! You have to choose to marry and fuck one of the girls!
Dougie: Fine. I'd marry Karen, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Scott M: Karen? As in Kenny's sister?
Dougie: Yeah. I kinda have a crush on her. I kinda wanna have her as my girlfriend.
Kenny: (Well, that's not gonna happen because she ain't gonna have the hots for the most ugliest person in America! Plus, you're a grade above her!)
Dougie: I'm not ugly!
All Boys: YES YOU ARE!
Damien: Anyways, Tolkien. Who would you marry, fuck and kill?
Tolkien: Well, I would marry Nichole, fuck Wendy... Sorry Stan. And I would kill that racist bitch Nelly.
Stan: Wait. How did Nelly become a racist?
Craig: That time we played laser tag and she called that employee the N word.
Tolkien: Yeah. I'm still pissed off at her for saying that.
Brimmy: My turn!
Kyle: Okay. Go ahead, Brimmy.
Brimmy: I would marry Isla, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Tolkien: Okay, why do you guys wanna fuck my girlfriend?!
Dougie: Because she's the hottest out of all the girls in town. Trust me, you're lucky to have the hottest girl ever as your girlfriend.
Tolkien: I'm starting to think you all wanna fuck her because of her skin color!
Damien: That's ridiculous! We're not racists! We don't wanna fuck her because of her skin color!
Tolkien: I don't believe you guys!
DogPoo: Anyways, it's my turn. I would marry Lizzy, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Damien: Seriously? Look at you. No girls wanna hang out with you because of how dirty you look.
DogPoo: (Flips off Damien) Up yours, dick!
Damien: Put that finger away before I light it on fire! (DogPoo stops flipping off Damien) Anyways, Scott. It's your turn. Who would you marry, fuck and kill?
Scott M: Well, I would marry Sophie, fuck Lola and I'll just kill Nelly.
Dougie: Can you...
Scott M: I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU IF YOU PERV ALL OVER SOPHIE!
Dougie: Okay, geez!
Stan: Your turn, Kyle.
Kyle: Okay. Well, I would marry Rebecca, fuck you know who, but I won't say the name since Tolkien will get even more pissed off, and I would kill Nelly. What about you, Kevin?
Kevin S: I'd marry Red, fuck Wendy and kill Nelly. You, Clyde?
Clyde: Marry: Bebe, Fuck: Nichole, Kill: Nelly.
Craig: Wow. Most of you wanna fuck Nichole and kill Nelly?
Cartman: Yeah, and we'd marry our respective girlfriends.
Tweek: But why do you all wanna fuck Nichole?
Tolkien: Probably because she's black and they're all a bunch of racists!
Cartman: No! It's because she's super hot, but not hotter than our girlfriends.
Douglas: Yeah! By the way, I'd marry Dougie's step-sister Samantha, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Tolkien: I'm gonna fucking lose it if one more person say they'll fuck my girlfriend!
Cartman: Well, it's your turn, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Okay. I'd m-m-marry Millie, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly. Uh-oh.
Tolkien was furious.
Tolkien: WHAT?!
Craig: Dude, chill out. It's not that big of a deal.
Tweek: Yeah!
Tolkien: Fine. Daniel, your turn.
Daniel: Well, I would marry Annie, fuck Kelly Pinkerton and kill Nelly. Your turn, Kenny.
Kenny: (Okay! I would marry Tammy Warner, fuck Lola and kill Nelly.)
Cartman: Glad you're in the kill Nelly club. Your turn, Francis.
Francis: Well, I'd marry Heidi, fuck Theresa and kill my stupid ex girlfriend Nelly.
Cartman: You can have Heidi. I don't really care for her anymore.
Francis: You're not mad?
Cartman: No. I'm dating Liza.
Francis: Okay. Tweek and Craig, do you guys wanna have a turn?
Craig: No.
Dougie: Come on. You guys can't be left out.
Craig: Fine. Tweek, not matter what I say, we'll still be together, right?
Tweek: Yeah.
Craig: Okay. Well, I would marry the blonde girl with the skirt, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly.
Tolkien: You too?
Craig: Yeah. Okay, Tweek. Your turn.
Tweek: Ah! Okay. I would marry Kelly, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly!
Kyle: Which Kelly?
Tweek: Kelly Pinkerton. Louis, your turn.
Louis: Okay. I would marry Theresa, fuck Nichole and kill Nelly. What about you, Carlos?
Carlos: Okay, I would marry that Kelly Gardner girl, I would fuck Nichole and kill that crazy girl with the brown hair and pigtails.
Tolkien: Okay! That's it! We're not playing this game anymore! Seems to me that most of you have the hots for my girlfriend!
Dougie: That's not true!
Tolkien: Oh really? Then why did most of you say you'd fuck her?!
Damien: It was just a game. Calm down.
Someone knocked on the door from the outside.
Butters: No! Please don't let it be the hitman Nelly called!
Pip: Dougie and I will take you to Stan's room.
Just as Butters, Pip and Dougie entered Stan's room, he answered the door and it was Wendy and the rest of the girls, excluding Bebe and Nelly.
Wendy: We're here.
Stan: Good. You guys can come in.
The girls entered the farmhouse.
Red: So what's the plan to protect Butters?
Cartman: We'll just hide him in Stan's room and we'll get Dougie to distract the hitman long enough for the police to come.
Heidi: That could work, but I don't think Dougie would agree to that.
Cartman: Nobody cares about that little dork, ex-babe. Besides, I was the one who told Stan about the hitman.
Lola: Wait. You told Stan?
Cartman: Yeah. Because if Butters dies, I won't have a sidekick anymore.
Damien: He ditched you, Stan, Kyle and Kenny for me, Pip, Dougie and Scott.
Scott M: Yeah.
Cartman: Fuck off. Anyway, let me show you the picture.
He then showed them the picture of Nelly talking to the hitman.
Wendy: Wow. I never knew Nelly would actually go that far in sending someone to kill Butters!
Red: Letting us know about that guy is actually a good thing you did, fatboy, but that still doesn't excuse all the bad things you have done to everyone else in this world.
Cartman: I know, and I'm not fat.
Pip and Dougie returned.
Pip: Butters is safely in Stan's room.
Dougie: Wow. A bunch of pretty girls in one room! I've been waiting to see this for a long time! So, which one of you fine ladies wanna spend time with me?
Lola: What?!
Jenny: Ew! No! You're gross and perverted!
Red: Yeah! What part of "we all hate you because you're a fucking pervert" don't you understand, perverted nerd?!
Samantha (OC): Guys, lay off my brother!
Girls (except Liza and Samantha): NO!!!
Douglas: Guys, let's not fight. All we have to do is prepare for the hitman to arrive. Right, babe?
Samantha (OC): Right, Douglas. By the way, after this is over, so you wanna go out?
Douglas: Sure, sweetie.
Dougie: Wait, you two are dating?!
Samantha (OC): Yeah. I didn't tell you that?
Dougie: No you didn't. You did mention that you had a boyfriend, but I didn't know it was Douglas.
A knock on the door is heard.
Nate: I'm gonna go upstairs and protect Butters.
DogPoo: Same here.
Kelly Pinkerton walked towards the door.
Kyle: Are you crazy?
Kelly P: It could be someone wanting to buy Mr. Marsh's weed.
She opened the door and it was the hitman.
Cartman: You guys, that's the same hitman from the photo on my phone.
Jenny: What?!
Kelly P: I love your Halloween costume! What are you supposed to be, a ninja or something?
Albert: Step aside, little girl. I have business to attend.
Kelly P: But I really wanna know how did you make your costume? Did you make it by...
Albert: Enough! I don't have time for this.
Annie, Angela, Jessie and Kal approached him and grabbed his attire.
Annie: You really made the best Halloween costume!
Angela: Yeah! Did you get it from Party City?
Albert: Get off me!
Jessie: I really love this costume of yours!
Kal: Yeah! Do you think they made a kids size?
Albert pulled out a gun and shot it at the ceiling, which scared the 5 girls away. Randy appeared.
Randy: Oh my god! A new customer!
Stan: God dammit, Dad! He's a hitman!
Randy: Stan, here at Tegridy Farms, we satisfy all customers, even if they're hitmen! (To Albert) How would you like to buy our best weed?
Albert: I don't smoke or do drugs.
Randy: Well, you can't kill criminals without Tegridy.
Albert loaded up his gun and aimed it at Randy.
Cartman: How much you wanna bet he doesn't kill him?
Red: I'm not losing my money to you.
Cartman: Why? Are you a chicken?
Red: No! I just don't like losing my money!
Cartman: Too bad, bet is on.
Red: Ugh. Fine. I'll bet 50 dollars.
Cartman: You're on.
Albert: Go away or I'll shoot.
Randy: Fine. You win. I guess there are some customers who can't be satisfied.
Cartman: Pay up.
Red: Ugh! (She gives Cartman 50 dollars.) Don't get so lucky next time, fatboy.
Cartman: I'm not fat, ginger bitch.
Liza (OC): Eric, please.
Cartman: Sorry, babe.
As Randy entered the kitchen, Albert approached the kids.
Albert: I was told that a boy named Butters Stotch was taken here. Is that right?
Dougie: No. He's not here.
Annie: Yes he is. He's upstairs in Stan's bedroom.
All: SHUT UP, ANNIE!!!
Albert: Is that so?
Cartman threw an apple at Annie.
Annie: Ow!
Cartman: You just had to open your fucking mouth, didn't you?! Now he's gonna kill Butters!
Angela: Thanks a lot, Annie! Now my Butterbear is gonna die!
Daniel: When this is over, we're through.
Annie: No! Daniel, please don't leave me! Please! I am nothing without you!
Daniel: I'm sorry, but you just got Butters killed by telling this fuckhead where he was!
Cartman: Trust me, you don't wanna kill Butters. (He then grabbed Dougie) You should kill this butthole instead.
Dougie: WHAT?!
Samantha (OC): Oh no! He's not killing my step-brother!
Cartman: Why not? Nobody gives a shit about him anyway.
Pip: I don't wanna him to kill Dougie! If anything, he should kill you instead!
Cartman: Yeah right. I'm way too hot and beautiful to die.
Dougie: No you're not!
Cartman: Yes I am, ginger dork! Hitman dude, kill this dork instead!
Dougie: No! Don't kill me! If you kill me, all the super hot and sexy girls in my school are gonna be extremely pissed off at you for killing their sexy god!
Wendy: You are not our sexy god!
Nichole: Yeah! We don't even like you, you racist little pervert!
Red: You're just a fucking perverted creep who everybody hates!
Theresa: You know, for once, I agree with Cartman! He should kill you instead, ugly Dougie!
Dougie: For the last time, I'm not...
All (except Samantha and Liza): YOU ARE UGLY, SO SHUT UP!!!
Albert: I have no need of killing anyone but Leopold Stotch.
Cartman: No! Kill Dougie because we all hate him!
Butters: I don't.
Pip: Me neither.
Damien: Same here.
Scott M: I don't hate him either.
Samantha (OC): He's not killing my brother!
Albert: Shut up or I'm killing all of you! Now to go to the bedroom.
Cartman: Did you guys call the police on your way over here?
Heidi: Yeah, we did.
Stan: Okay, good.
In Stan's room, Butters was fearing for his life.
Butters: Oh, hamburgers! I don't wanna die! I love my life! I haven't done anything wrong! I'm a good boy! Oh my god I can't believe this is how my life is gonna end!
Nate: Dude, shut up before he hears you!
Butters: Sorry. I'm just really scared.
DogPoo: Look, just sneak out the window and hide in the barn.
Butters: But he'll find me!
Nate: Just trust us!
Butters: Okay.
He jumped out the window, fell into a nearby bush and ran into the barn, but he didn't know that Nelly was hiding inside one of the weed bushes in front of the house.
Nelly: Come on. Kill that freak so my life can finally be perfect.
Back inside the farmhouse.
Albert: (Kicks the door down) Where is he?
Nate: He's not here. Maybe you should go home.
Shelly approached them.
Shelly: Have you turds seen my... Oh my god who is that?!
Nate: A hitman.
Shelly: I don't want any part of this.
She returned to her room.
Albert ran back downstairs and kicks the door open. He then starts to search all over the farm to find Butters. The crops, the bushes, everywhere, but had no luck. He then starts to check the barn, but there was nothing there, but tons of marijuana in glass jars. He searched all over the barn for Butters, but there was nothing but Tegridy weed. He exited the barn and then Nelly walked up to him.
Nelly: Hey! I ain't paying you to walk around! I'm paying you to kill Butters! Now go back in the barn! I saw him walk in there, so go ahead and murder him already!
Albert: Okay! Geez!
He went back to the barn as Nelly went back in the weed bush she was in.
Back inside the farmhouse...
Dougie: Guys, we should do something to protect Butters from that guy until the police arrives.
Pip: I know, but we can't risk ourselves and get killed! I got killed once and I am not getting killed again!
Cartman: But if you get killed, maybe Allie the whore and finally get a better boyfriend.
Pip: For the last time, Allie is not a fucking whore, so stop calling her that, Cartman!
Cartman: She was at an...
Allie: Call me a whore again and I'm gonna have you killed by that guy!
Cartman: I thought we all agreed to have Dougie killed instead.
Dougie: I don't wanna die!
Cartman: Too bad. Nobody likes you. You're lame.
Dougie: Fuck you!
Some sirens were heard.
Lola: It's my dad! He and his police friends are here!
Jenny: Really?
Kyle: Let's hope they notice that hitman.
In the barn...
Albert: Come out, kid!
Butters was hiding behind the weed jars.
Butters: (Whispering) Please don't find me. Please don't find me!
Albert found him. Butters was screaming as Albert starts shooting at him. Butters was running and fearing for his life as the hitman chased him around. He ran out of the barn as the hitman continued chasing him. He slipped and fell and the hitman held him at gunpoint.
Nelly: Yes... Yes!
All of the South Park kids, Towelie and the rest of Stan's family ran out the farm house.
Albert: Time for you to die.
Butters: No! Please don't kill me! I'm innocent!
Albert: Too bad! You're gonna die right now!
Dougie: No!
Liza (OC): Please don't kill him!
Albert: On the count of three, I'm gonna kill you, and you'll be out of everyone's lives, you cyberbully!
Butters: I didn't cyberbully anyone! What are you talking about?!
Albert: One...
Wendy: No!
Angela: BUTTERBEAR!!!
Albert: Two...
Sharon: OH MY GOD!!!
Dougie: Please don't hurt him!
Albert: Thr-
He then got shot in the head and fell on his back. It was revealed that Nelly shot him.
Nelly: If anyone's gonna kill that freak, it's gonna be me!
Butters: Nelly? You saved me?
Nelly: Yeah. I saved you so I can kill you!
She then held Butters at gunpoint.
Pip: Butters!
Wendy: Nelly, don't do this! We can talk this out!
Nelly: Shut up, traitors! You don't get to talk after you betrayed me! (To Butters) And as for you! You have taken everything away from me! My friends! My boyfriend! My life! Everything! I lost everything because of you! Every time I got in trouble, it's all your fault! I don't care if I'm not allowed to get any close to you! I want revenge! (The police arrived and Butters and Nelly's parents exited the cars and approached them.) If I get arrested for violating the restraining order, it'll be worth it! Now, any last words before I blow your brains out?!
Matt: You won't be blowing anyone's brains out, missy!
Nelly: Um, I can explain!
Nelly's Mom: No! Why did you hold him at gun point?!
Nelly: We were playing cops and robbers. I was the cop and he was the robber! This isn't even a real gun!
Dougie approached them.
Dougie: She's lying! She called a hitman on Butters because she wanted him dead, but she couldn't do it because of the restraining order! And so, he was trying to kill him until Nelly shot him and saved his life, only to attempt to kill him! That's right! She called a hitman on Butters!
Matt: I see.
Nelly: He's lying!
Nelly's Mom: Oh, really?! Well, it looks like he's telling the truth! You are in even more trouble now, young lady!
Harrison: Lola, are you okay?
Lola: Yes, dad. I'm fine.
Cartman: Wait. That's your dad?
Lola: Yeah. I didn't tell you guys that?
Craig: Well, do you know what Dougie's mom and the police have in common? They're all pigs!
Everyone, excluding Dougie, Samantha and Liza, bursted out laughing.
Dougie: Screw you guys!
Randy: You guys want some Tegridy to take him?
Matt: Not right now, Randy.
Randy: Well, if you change your mind, let me know.
Nelly was being placed under arrest for calling a hitman on Butters, and was placed on trial. The jury found her guilty and had her send to one of the holding cells for a couple of years. However, She was released early due to her parents bailing her out of jail and she was punished severely for sending somebody to kill the number one person she hated the most. As for Butters, he was happy that he didn't have to deal with the hitman anymore since Nelly killed him.
Butters: I hope no more hitmen try to kill me.
Pip: There won't be.
Dougie: Yeah. As long as we're with you, nothing bad will happen.
Pip: So what should we do?
Butters: The new Sonic movie is out. Let's go see that.
Dougie: Okay.
Butters: Mom, can you take me, Pip and Dougie to the movies?
Linda S: Sure thing, Butters. What movie do you want to watch?
Butters: Sonic The Hedgehog 2.
Linda S: Okay. I'll go get my car keys and we can go.
Linda took the trip to the movies to see the new Sonic movie. After the movie was over, they all went back to the Stotch residence and the trip had a sleepover.
Butters: Goodnight.
Pip and Dougie: Goodnight.
The next morning...
Stephen: Butters, we need to have a talk.
Butters: Okay, dad! You guys stay up here.
He went downstairs.
Pip: I hope he doesn't get grounded again.
To be continued...
