Pairings: Race x humbleness x responsibility x his baby mamas, Claire Dunphy x Phil Dunphy, Izuku Midoriya x Haley Dunphy, Sazuku x Loki, Ryoji x Wonder Woman x Lois Lane, Asta x Alex Dunphy, Jay Pritchett x Gloria Delgado-Pritchett, Mitchel Pritchett x Cameron Tucker, and more pairings to be revealed in the future.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my OCs.
Aeres' husband's eyes are opening up and he slowly sits up from the couch.
"Ugh. I had the strangest dream last night dear," Aeres' husband started as he rubs his eyes and yawned before he continued, "God Himself was in our house, in the kitchen, talking to you." Aeres' husband's eyes fully open up and he saw Jay-Jay and Aeres sitting across the couch from him. He almost passed out again, but he manage to stop himself from doing so.
"Wow," Aeres' husband is in disbelief and shock at what happening right now. Jay-Jay is in his house and he doesn't right what to do right now. He has so many things to ask Him. Like when is he going to die, will he and Aeres' marriage will last, does He watch all His children even when they are in the shower or having sex. etc. You get the point.
"Honey," Aeres catches her husband's attention as he looked at her, "Jay-Jay wanted to talk to you about the mansion you have in Chicago."
Aeres' husband's brow raised in curiosity. What does He want to do with the mansion? He thinks he shouldn't Jay-Jay of all people as He probably has a good reason for it, but still, this is a strange request from Jay-Jay as He did state He has no need for worldly possessions and materials unless it was for somebody in need...
...Wait a minute. The Troopers are living in the mansion and they are $3,750,000,000 behind on rent...and Jay-Jay wants to talk about it...
...OH SHIT! It all makes sense now. Jay-Jay wants to buy the mansion for the Troopers. But why? He and everyone assumed that Jay-Jay will go after the Troopers for all the ruckus and trouble they have caused all throughout the Omega Omnisphere. Yet, Jay-Jay is buying the mansion for them. He knows Jay-Jay is a helpful being and loves all His children no matter what they did, but, even He has to know this seems like a disaster waiting to happen, right? He knows Jay-Jay has accomplished impossible feats in such a short time, but this seems beyond impossible as he heard dysfunctional they are and how much of an asshole and airhead Race is.
Aeres' husband sighs and rubs his temple, "I see. We can talk about the mansion, but I have to ask, why the hell do You want to help the Troopers?"
"Because I don't agree with the hero ban and the Troopers have the potential to be a great hero team, they just need the right guidance to help them along the way," Jay-Jay answered. Aeres' husband nodded at His answer. Jay-Jay has always been honest about His views on the hero ban.
"Makes sense. I just hope You know what You are getting into if You are sure about this decision," Aeres' husband said.
Jay-Jay takes some suitcases, "Alright, here's the money for the"
Aeres' husband cut him off, "I don't mean to be rude, but You can have the mansion for free. There is no need to pay the rent. Just sign these documents and it will be yours," Aeres' husband takes out the documents and slides them to Jay-Jay.
Jay-Jay shakes His head, "Nonsense, I can pay the rent or pay the price for the house,"
"I insist," Aeres' husband said in an aggressive tone.
Seeing that he ain't gonna be convinced, Jay-Jay picks up the documents and carefully reads them. Seeing that Aeres' husband is serious about this, Jay-Jay signs the documents and gave them to Aeres' husband.
"Nice doing business with You God," Aeres' husband said as he stands up and offers Jay-Jay a handshake which Jay-Jay accepted, "I wish good luck on Your mission because oh boy, that team is trouble."
"Thanks," Jay-Jay said, "I see you later. My group and I are gonna head back to the mansion as things are about to get hectic." Jay-Jay walks to the kitchen to talk to Vanessa, Arthur, and Alucard.
Aeres' husband looks at his hand and a wide smile enters his face, 'I never washing this hand again,'
"I win again," Vanessa said with a smile, "Give me the money."
"Damn, you are good at this game," Arthur said as he and Alucard gives her their money.
They were playing Go Fish and so far Vanessa has won 7 games, Alucard has 4 games, and Arthur has won 1 game.
"Didn't you say it was your first time playing this game?" Alucard asked.
"It is," Vanessa said.
"I ain't sure about that. You have been playing like a pro ever since we started this game," Arthur said in disbelief. She really has been playing like an experienced player ever since this game started and Arthur is starting to doubt she telling the truth about her being a beginning.
Vanessa lightly giggles at Arthur, "It's just beginner luck Arthur. It ain't that deep,"
Arthur rolled his eyes, "Whatever you say,"
The three noticed Jay-Jay walking into the room.
"How did it go?" Alucard asked.
"I managed to get the mansion for free," Jay-Jay answered. Shocking the three of them.
"I know I shouldn't be shocked at this, but I am," Vanessa said in disbelief.
"Well, we saved $3,750,000,000 so I ain't complaining," Arthur said.
"With that done, I guess we can leave," Alucard said standing up from his seats.
"We are. I suggest we move quickly and get there as fast as possible because things are about to get hectic," The three eyes lit up in curiosity.
"What do You mean?" Arthur asked.
"You all see when we get there," Jay-Jay said. With the snap of His fingers, He and the other three teleport to the mansion with the Mercedes Benz. Jay-Jay also $10,000,000,000 for Aeres and her husband.
Ryoji and Race's baby mamas are glaring daggers at each other while Sazuku and Wedall reluctantly tighten their grip on their respective weapons. The Troopers are quiet about what is going on and have different reactions to what is going on. Some are freaking the fuck out on how they going to die, some are still processing the situation, and some are even entertained by the whole ordeal and are eating some popcorn and excited to see what will happen next. Hey, they know they are going to die, but at least they get to see an epic fight about to unfold.
"Any last words before you are humiliated in front of your team?" Kallace asked with venom in her voice.
Ryoji narrowed his eyes and lets out a dark red aura, "You will eat those words once I'm finished with you,"
"Speaking for myself, I hope all of you know I don't like doing this and I hope you find it in your hearts that you all forgive me for doing this," Wedall said with Sazuku nodding in agreement. They don't like what they are about to do, but they are leaders of the Troopers and it is their duty to protect their teammates.
It was quiet. Both sides are waiting for someone to make the first move. After what felt like an eternity, Ryoji and Kallace got tired of waiting and they decide to charge at each other. Both of them cocked their fists back. Once they were close enough, they launched at each other. The Troopers covered themselves for the shockwave that was about to come. However, they only felt a light breeze that barely blows their hair. They slowly open their eyes and saw Jay-Jay who caught Ryoji and Kallace's fists. Ryoji and Kallace are surprised to see Jay-Jay here.
Arthur, Alucard, and Vanessa are confused to see all Ozeus' family members here.
"Umm...what the hell is going on here?" Arthur asked.
"Well, turns out, Race has 61 baby mamas," Huey answered. The three turned to look at him in bewilderment and were about to ask how that happen, but Spider-Man beat them to it.
"We are just confused as you," Spider-Man said.
"Well, we missed quite a lot, didn't we?" Vanessa asked and the Troopers nodded.
"God?! What are You doing here?!" Kallace asked as she tries to get out Jay-Jay's grip, but it was no use.
"Stopping all of you from fighting," Jay-Jay said He lets go of Ryoji and Kallace's fist and looks at Race's baby mamas, "And I live here now. I know what Race did and I have to say...I need to create My own condom brand." The Troopers and Race's baby mamas all looked Jay-Jay in confusion, but they decide to save it for later as of right now, they need to deal with Race's baby mamas.
"I guess, but what are we gonna do with the baby mamas?" Edelgard asked.
"They can't live with us as we have enough mouths to feed," Ryoji said, 'And not to mention, they will interfere with my plans if Race's heirs are running around.'
"Oh, they are staying with us and that final," Jay-Jay said shocking the Troopers.
"Not to be disrespectful, but are You sure this is a good idea? I mean we already owe an enormous of rent and there are enough people as is," Ray is unsure about this as this could lead to a big disaster.
"We don't have to worry about rent anymore as I own the mansion now. Plus, they are pregnant and are titans and goddesses. The babies come out at any minute and they are not gonna be able to control their power. It can lead to destruction and innocent lives," Jay-Jay said.
"He has a point," Wedall said, he and the Troopers remember the time when Sazuku told him the story of his markings. His mother and father put them there because he couldn't his power and he was hotheaded as a child. Hell, he still is a hothead now. It also reminded Wedall why he has mental blocks on himself as he is afraid he will lose control of his power or be like his father.
"Well, at least we don't have to worry about rent anymore," Dexter said.
"Yeah. We may also get jobs or go to school," Mai said.
What could be described as an eventful last few days, things are gonna get more interesting around here. They are still in disbelief at what happened. Jay-Jay has joined them, is living with them and He is not what they imagine He will be. Race has 61 baby mamas and they are living with them. Derek has returned and it seems like he going to be sticking around for a while.
Things are starting to look up. And they hope it will stay that way.
A few weeks later.
It is now the end of September.
A lot has happened over the course of the weeks.
Jay-Jay has pretty much become much the stay-at-home parent as He cooks, cleans, does the laundry, and fixes stuff around the mansion. The Troopers have quickly become fond of Him and begin to see Him as a father or...mother? Jay-Jay is pretty masculine and feminine as He is genderless and He can be stern yet nurturing. Jay-Jay has surprised them over the course of the last few weeks with His views. Stuff like pre-marital sex, divorce, abortion, whooping your kids. What really surprised them is His taste in music. They thought He would only listen to gospel and pop. Well, He does listen to that genre of music, but He really listens to anything. Wheater it will be hip-hop, rock, jazz, heavy metal, classical music, R&B, etc. The kids and the teens have been going to school during the last few weeks and it has been going great for them as they have Jay-Jay, Batman, Superman, Sazuku, Wedall, Derek, Gohan, Rick, and other geniuses to help them with their schoolwork. They go to a school called 'Summerfield School'. It's an all-black school...well, used to be. The adults have been looking for jobs and some of them have managed to find one while others are having a hard time landing one, but they have not given up on hope yet. Race's baby mamas have pleasant and helpful much to the Troopers' surprise. They help around the mansion and have been bringing money to pay the bills and the groceries.
Although their mood swings have been terrible to deal with given how their powers are all over the place. Not to mention, the fact Race hasn't been here ever since his baby mamas have come to live with them which the baby mamas angry and heartbroken that their child's father isn't here and doesn't want to be. Jay-Jay has been filing as the temporary leader and of course, He has been efficient and made sure to stay on top of things. With the Troopers...well, they want to say they missed him and are worried about him, but the truth is, they don't care where he is or what he is doing. At one point in time, they might worry about him, but not anymore. They are sick of having Race as a leader as he has been nothing but inefficient, too careless, and irresponsible. That not even mentioning the fact that he always getting into some trouble and drags them along with him. They decided they are having no more of that and wanted Jay-Jay to be the permanent leader of the Troopers. They haven't talked to Him about it yet, but they will whenever they have the time. Jay-Jay has been visiting Race to make sure he is alright and has been talking to him about the Troopers, his baby mamas, and other things.
So yeah, things have been more pleasant as the fighting decreased and everyone has been more friendly towards each other and everyone is looking forward to breakfast and dinner now.
Of course, everyone isn't happy with this decision.
When the governments first hear about this and learn that the Troopers are under Jay-Jay's protection, some the governments are concerned and have mixed feelings about this decision while others are furious and pissed about this decision. They have been trying to take down the Troopers and make them answer for their crimes for the longest now, yet they can't now as it will be bad for their reputation to go against Jay-Jay as they know the people won't like it. They tried to hire bounty hunters to go after the Troopers, but most bounty hunters refuse the mission. They may love and would love to bring in the Troopers, but they don't love money that much to take on God or they were religious and have too much respect or fear for Jay-Jay.
They are running out of options and they can't risk their PR. Well, at least, they have their mole to bring in information, but they don't for how long as Jay-Jay knows about the mole.
Speaking of the mole...
One Piece Universe, Marine Headquarters, 3:50 P.M.
Sakazuki sighs as he rubs his temples.
"You're telling me you have no info about anything to blackmail Jay-Jay or to ruin His reputation?" Sakazuki asked angrily at Big Smoke who removed his cloak.
"No, I haven't found any yet. I tried to look on Google, but all I find were His good deeds and the news of Him joining the Troopers. The nigga have a squeaky clean record," Big Smoke said.
Sakazuki just nods and he takes a drag of his cigar.
He and Big Smoke made an alliance when the Troopers got their bounties. At first, he refused to make an alliance with Big Smoke as he was a part of the Troopers and Sakazuki wanted to get rid of him. After doing some thinking, Sazakui saw it could work and made an alliance with Big Smoke. The two didn't like each as Sakazuki finds Big Smoke paranoid and fame-hungry and Big Smoke finds him extremist and dogmatic. However, they put aside their differences to work together to achieve their goals.
"Damn it! We need to try another approach! Have any ideas?" Sakazuki looks at Big Smoke with a serious look.
Big Smoke gulped in fear, "N-no I-i don't any more ideas. We tried all we could have think of,"
Sakazuki sighs and tries to the thought of a plan to remove Jay-Jay from the Troopers or at least, make sure He is away when he decides to attack the Troopers' home. So far, he has nothing as Jay-Jay made it clear that He is staying with the Troopers and that final. He is also pretty sure if Jay-Jay is even away, He will be there in an instant given how fast He is and the fact that He has the ability to teleport everywhere.
Yeah, he has nothing so far.
All he knows is that he has to treat this operation carefully or else the World Government will be shut down. The Celestial Dragons won't like it and will try to take Jay-Jay down, but try as they might, they will not bring Jay-Jay down. Sure, the World Nobles are rich and those riches give them power and tons of influence, but it is nothing compared to Jay-Jay's absolute power.
Sakazuki is not giving up though. It may be foolish to challenge God to everyone else, but he doesn't give a damn. The Troopers have caused enough trouble and they know too much, they will face absolute justice whether Jay-Jay liked it or not.
"Well, I need to start planning," Sakazuki said as he stands from his chair and headed towards the door. Before he exits the room, he stops and turns around to look at Big Smoke, "Given that Jay-Jay knows you are the mole and has told them about it now, you gonna have to stay with us." With that, Sakazuki left the room.
Leaving Big Smoke alone.
'Oh, fuck,' Big Smoke thought as he started to realize how much trouble he get himself in. Damn, he dug too deep, and now there is no way he can return back home without being beaten up or worse, killed. Even if those things don't happen. he will be labeled as a traitor and the Troopers will loathe him for a long time or possibly forever.
Fuck, he should've thought this through.
Troopers' Mansion, 9:11 P.M.
It was mostly a quiet night at the Troopers' mansion.
People were either sleeping, studying, watching T.V., playing video games or board games, or doing their own thing.
We see Ryoji walking up towards the sixth floor of the house. The sixth floor is mostly unused as people keep forgetting it is up there. The only ones who use are Ryoji and some of the members. People don't question why they use it as they assumed they used to get some peace and quiet or just to hang out away from everyone else.
Little did they know, that couldn't be farther away from the truth.
Ryoji uses this floor to make plans about his future reign and to overthrow Race as the leader of the Troopers as he could take the leadership position. He wasn't alone as a few members join him in his scheme of overthrowing Race. They thought it was time to take matters into their own hands as other members don't really like Race as a leader, but they are fine with sticking to the status quo. They figured the other leaders will be a better head leader, so they figured what they have to lose. It's not like Race will kick them out as Race is too oblivious to anything.
Ryoji made it to the sixth floor and open the door to one of the rooms. He saw Suga Mama, Chelsea, Raphael, Methman, Arno Dorian, John Wick, and Lena Adams Foster.
Ryoji takes a seat in a chair and looks at the group, "What y'all call this meeting for?" Ryoji is curious about what they called this meeting as they don't usually call for spontaneous meetings like this.
Suga Mama takes a deep breath, "Well honey, there is no easy way to tell you this, but we wanted to disband this little organization we have for now,"
"We hoped you don't take this the wrong way," Chelsea said
Ryoji's eyes widen in surprise, "May I ask why?"
"Well, Jay-Jay has pretty much become the leader of the team and He has been pretty efficient so there's no reason to keep up with this," Lena said.
"Our goal has been achieved," John said, "There is no reason to continue this."
"We just hope it stays this way. We all know Race is coming sooner or later and he is gonna want his old position," Raphael said.
"And it just gonna for a little while," Arno said, "Like Raphael said, Race will come back and will want his position back. We just have to say if the team accepts it or not or how hard Race will try to get his old position back. If he causes a ruckus, then we formed back together to undermine his attempts to be the leader again."
"Don't take it personally," Chelsea said as she sucked her lollipop, "We liked you and we had a good thing going here, but our goal has been achieved for now. So bye." She and the others quickly got up from their seats and quickly exit out of the room as Ryoji has anger issues.
Leaving Methman and Ryoji alone.
Methman stayed quiet during this meeting as he doesn't want to upset Ryoji any further. He is just here to support his best friend and make sure he stays calm because he feels sorry for who gets in Ryoji's way when he is angry.
Ryoji is dumbfounded at this. After months of careful planning and covering his tracks, this is what he gets? He knows life can be cruel and a bitch, but he never imagine life could stump this low. Damn, he should have known with Jay-Jay joining would mess up his plans. He wanted Race to be gone for a long time. When they begin to realize Race has no intention of coming home any time soon, all the pieces begin to piece together for Ryoji until Jay-Jay decided to volunteer to be the leader until Race came back. It irritated Ryoji a little as he wanted to be the temporary leader so he can prove himself to the Troopers, but he dismissed it as he figured Jay-Jay will be busy all the time and will be stressed out to lead. Turns out he was wrong as Jay-Jay has been a magnificent leader so far and He manage to find time to spend with all the Troopers which baffled Ryoji. Jay-Jay is post-phoning Ryoji's plans and Ryoji has waited long enough to set his plans into motion and he is tired of waiting.
Ryoji turns to Methman with a serious expression on his face, "Your right-hand man, Methman?"
Methman nods, "I am. What did you need me to do?"
A wicked smile dawned on Ryoji's face, "Help me dethrone God,"
